TWILIGHT D!RTY SANCHEZ!!!!?

[TheBriataylor1999]

Hey! I'm from England and we pretty much puke the same as you do:D

[kirareese]

I feel like its I mean her name should be Rachel

[Cheskaax]

I'm british...and I am proud to say..I puke cute ;D x

[MayiiKaulitz]

Oh my good, I have never laughed this hard from a SHane video EVER! Im litterly crying, omg those vomit sounds xD "It would be all cute, like *bueh*" "I'M CLASSY" hahahah. Shane, you are officialy the funniest dude on this planet

[KateMeowFrr]

FUNNY!!!!!! :D

I would rather have Rob puking on me...hands down.

[lolpaige100]

WOOHOOO IM BRITISH AND CUTE WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hattersxcutiex517]

Name i

[hattersxcutiex517]

I take the throat

[BBgun738]

I love Shane's british accent <3

[BootifulMonster96]

I would definitely rather be puked on by Robert Pattinson <3 haha and I'm agreeing with thenannyrules100 (like 5 comments below me) name it after Kristen Stewart xD

[cowcowmedows]

bitch i is not a kid i is 15 mkay? :]

[Cookiesbitchlol]

Thumbs up if youre watching in 2012:D

[aylaeatscupcakes]

Dude most of us are kids I'm tecnecly 11 because in like 3days is my b-day!

Name it.... Hmmm... Let me think, what's a good name for Shane's herpe...... Georgie!

[thenannyrules100]

Well I'm 12 I don't care cuz I know about a lot of things in life already. I would rather have rob barf on me. I think you should name it Kristen after Kristen Stewart :) haha jk

[sasuke98400]

getting puked on

[zadnoleya1234q]

Dude howed u get a herpi anybody plz help and.... Herpa

[countrygirl1462]

@zadnoleya1234q its not a herpi lol he was just joking he got it from using some kind of lipstick and it gave him a soar on his lip

[Elmo1996Lover]

bob

[Elmo1996Lover]

sanchez



[wonderworm0607]

My name is Sarah!! Even though it's uh kinda offending, I just LOVE the way you say it!! and I'd have Robert barf on me........ -3 ya Shane!!!

[RickySwagFicarelli]

Yeahh Were Kids. I'm 11 Haha I Don't Care! ♥♡♥ You

[luvpup50]

robert pattinson puke on me. definitely.

[AmySteele98]

I love the way you were calling British people posh and fancy.. I'm British and hardly anyone around here acts like that haha, I couldnt stop laughing at the way you were imitating someone like the queen haha, aw tbh I've never ate a crumpet in my life aha, aw you're so funny Shane :)

[violetluv1999]

umm name it mark



[CBeadleslove1000]

Your eyes make me wanna die<3

[BEAUTIFULTHING12]

Sarah is my Sis's name

[BandNerdForeverBaby]

I would be barfed on by R Patts. I dont want kristens bagina junk on me.

And i would name your herpes Snooki. Cuz they both seem like they're gonna be a permanent issue ;)

Love ya Shane!!

[xlilmunchkin11x]

THROWN UP ON BY ROBERT PATTINSON BECAUSE I ABOSLUTLY LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON<3333333333333

[Twilightlove211]

3:13 to 3:40 hahah I would pick Rob too

[msic5]

Call it bob

[abbsarnick]

HAHAHAHA!!!! AND ROBERT PATTINSON ALL THE WAYY!!!<3 ^_^

[ArelyAndJesus]

MY NAME IS SARAH SANCHEZ :( !

[KateMeowFrr]

@ArelyAndJesus omg epic.

[xxlovelyxxladyxx]

haha :) ello! hahaha

[TheFreakySimmer]

Wow. You just made my day insulting my sister who watches your videos too ;D Her name is Sarah btw :p Your awesome 'cause you learned my what a Dirty Sanchez is... and I'm older than 12, don't worry :)

[beccabhabe]

I'm British, does that mean I'm cute :D?

[girgirl99]

umm i don't think he's british

[RealComedy101]

@girgirl99 um....YA HE IS.....duh...

[nmsugirl29]

Awwww when he said "Hey guys how you doing"I don't know why im using a aunt hilda voice:D

[iiluvmusic98]

(:its sad shane im 13 n i get every single one of ur jokes....i really shouldnt my parents wouldnt like that i watch ur vids but i can stop cause ur awesome n i love ur vids. n ur hot.

ps.ive learned alot from u to GOOD n BAD:P

[MontanaMathGuy]

Name it perma herp

[MrRickyBubby]

barf toadally

[sarahbieber3399]

I am so glad I'm named after your harpies! :D

[TheAnimewatchergirl]

Robert puking on me and I am so sure they have butt sex lol

[ambersixx13]

robert puking on me

[kandb4evr]

Um I'm gunna go with robert puking on me

[IHaveCSimpsonSyndrom]

My name is Sarah! D:

[Linnukene9]

:D i was eating, thank you Shane :D

[xXstarburst00Xx]

MY NAME IS SARAH :'D

[maya19283746]

barf

[IndiaMelvarj598]

also i am ur girl toy

[kaykayjacko]

Shane Im sorry to say.... that wasnt sighn langage XD

[BTRwearyourcuda]

im british and im gonna take this as a compliment, but that fact he thinks it'll smell like tea and scones and he'll do it politely im kinda confuzed about.... :L

[TerisaKatheyuh674]

lol Your little princess is here to please you

[BriluvsDahvieVanity]

what did he end up naming it?

[ColorMeAbby3]

If you want your day made, keep on pressing one.

[xxCrazzyBananaxx]

call it amy haha

[iForeverSing]

I don't think barfing can be cute in any form Shane...not even for British people. Lmfao

[Dawitegrl]

Fuk you my name is sarah

[bodatot]

@Dawitegrl fuck u ur name is sara

[ccchhheeennn2]

You should call it Berpes

:D

[Laura77a]

English people don't barf all cute, we rock that toilet.

[EnglishCalifornian]

I CAN OFFENDED 'CAUSE I AM ENGLISH! Jk jk jk jk. LOL I love you Shane. :P

[kasy187]

I was watching this with head phones in and I starred laughing like a crazy person and I was in the car with mom and she was just staring at me with a face and that made me star laughing even more, I ended up crying cause I was laughing so hard. XD

[StaceyinBoniers]

so sensual girl here just for you baby

[BabyTheEmoTeddyBear]

i'd rather have RP puke on me

[TheKayoco]

I was eating, and when he started to talk about that anus part, I gagged. Thanks Shane!

[TeamSwitzerlandGirl]

That awkward moment when Shane says "Sarah" and I think he's talking to me. lol

[PeachyYummy24]

yay shane thinks us brits are all cute :D i would rather have robert pattinson throw up on me haha! and btw your herpes share a name with my mum and my best friend ;) lmfao! love you shaneee!! <3

[KittehDoggeh]

Name it shananay the second

[101shimmer101]

I picked it up ;3

[crashingwaves09]

any1 else had to look up dirty sanchez? >:/ lmao i still dont get it...

[DaaDooosh]

call it bob

[brettyboy223]

Name it Kristin

[sarahg743]

LOOOOL DDOOONNNT USE SARAAAAHHHHH

[jakepatd]

not all of us are kids </3 recognize!! =]

[Tawni66]

um shane. theres no need to apologize to deaf people...they cant hear you anyways...and i swear 2 god i was not being a dick. its just true...

[h30videos]

You should name it Roxy

[twihartytv2]

STARE AT YOUR NOSE. YOULL CROSS UR EYES

[101dairyqueen]

I could never be deaf that would never work

[kodi10able]

have you seen the Grinch, thats kind of how you are talking

[pissingpanda]

Name it Kirsten Stewart

[tay19081]

Ok I kno he talks like tht n he is British but come on Jesus we aren't like tht

[MsHannaannaH]

I would never let someone wipe ass juice on my lips. Never. I don't care who it it's, just fucking never ver in my life

[LuxoJRJR]

haha im deaff..

[sophdeegan]

CAN I BARF ON JUSTIN BEIBER OR WIPE SHIT ON HIS FACE COS HE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRLS VERGINA SCREAMIN OUT

[twihartytv2]

@sophdeegan SO MANY MISTAKES...

[xloveegurlX]

This vid was hilariousXD "bagina"and "badouched" killed me!! Love you Shane:)-333

[bexasaurous112]

If you think British people throw up cute then you obviously haven't been around Camden on a friday night.

[ishanedawsonrocks]

hey im wondering do you ever have a REALLY hard time thinkin of vid ideas?:)

[ThisIsolatedRoom]

Ouch Shane... ouch...

XoXo

Sarah

[MaddiRoseCook]

Robert Pattenson cause uhhhhhhhhh Idk it sounds less gross

[MaddiRoseCook]

I know sign language for no reason....

[jameroo3498]

Barfed on by rob because that's Cedric diggory!

[sethdeth404]

i would rather be barffed on

[alicekyra10]

awr shane thinks im cute!:3

xx

[XkatieluvsuXx]

no one and i don't think u should name it

[OddLittleThing]

us brits r no way near that posh only posh 'tots' was we call them talk like that and they ar efrom like millionaires families

[43jeter]

Shane get some itch medicine to put on it!

[mhizBabbii]

Shane,

I can't click on the link to your wizards of waverly place spoof. Why.? Because the Play.Pause.Button.Bar.Thing. Keeps popping up.

[Navjo70]

Oh I didn't post, those my friend likes to make me look stupid, I know robot pattinson is british

[Navjo70]

R patt isn't British! Haha nice to see you fail Shane

[TheJewelWonder]

@Navjo70 Haha nice to see you fail, Robert Pattinson is British and a born and raised Londoner, like meeee XD

[StupidHicks101]

@Navjo70 R patt is british. he just doesnt use the accent in twilight.

[texasguitargal]

My names Sarah....i dont got the herps! Haha

[20sk8tergirl]

Barfed on by R Pattz cause the way you described it actually made it sound not that bad xD

[istartedtheflamewar2]

I'm British. I've never had tea or crumpets in my life. So stereotypical. I still love you Shane, but we don't talk like that!

[keg2014]

awww, this just proves once again why i love you Shane...even when you're being dirty and gross, you're still freaking cute ^_^

i love his laugh so much!!! <333

[lgdsvcd]

I'm glad u think us british people r cute! I know I am! hehe! All americans think we're either super posh, or a chav! Some people r just normal, and british accents dont sound how americans think it sounds!

[zakbagans101]

Puked on by edward cullen / rob

[UnicornPurpleSarah]

I am now Shane's herpes..... Oh well... At least its Shane :D haha :)

[TaylorHope95]

puked on by Robby! :D that way i could meet him..... it would all work out fine.

[giraffer77]

My name is Sarah -:/ rly shane RLY.... Still love u

[BFTID]

Blood doesn't flow through Edwards body, so he can't get an erection! Lol

[rockandmetal1702]

My middle name's Sarah.. Great. I'm Officially Ellen Herpes. :L

[smoke1929]

my moms name is hilda

[Brandon101Realize]

He Would Burf Up Sparkles <# :D

[gummybearninja1000]

U should name your herpes u r ready ...SHANE JR!!! it's so cute like when it grows you'll be all Shane jr is getting bigger or he grows so fast ! Love u Shane :)

[gummybearninja1000]

I choose vomit / name your herpes r u ready ...SHANE jr!!

[yellowplaybunny85]

It seems like uve benn imagining rpats throwing up on you

[magg8899]

Vomited on by rob

[MrsAliceHadley]

Name it Sally otr dale

Barfing

[APGAGA1]

LADY GAGA BARF ON ME AND SLO-GO DIRTY SANDSHAS ME.

[APGAGA1]

BOB

[ModelMizz]

What americans think of english people:

We are polite, we love tea and scones, we are very posh REALITY: We are full of chavs, only old people like tea and scones and we do not barf politely we JUST DO IT! lol

[xXCodClipsXx]

@ModelMizz ino yeah lol

[TheJewelWonder]

@ModelMizz I'm 20 and I think tea and scones rock ;) lool

[ModelMizz]

ok.. us british people are NOT CUTE!!! (well not as cute as you) Apparently you americans want to be english because we have more history and us english wanna be like you because you have cool accents and you call your mobiles cell phones.. I've been to america like once (IN MAY 2011) and it was amazing!!!! Thats why i would prefer to live in america America: Good weather Cool Food Brill Accent You live there All the big celebrities live there Your amazing England: Crumby weather Gay accents :/

[scraper0000]

ur british accient sonds exactly like russel brand haha lol

[cross8642]

where not all kids hahaha

[ComedyLuverSam]

You said British are cute. Hehe. I'm British! :)

[Kylie81798]

I think the Herpie should be named...George

[lilmama5562]

u should name it herpalez

[antonioal68]

Do u really have herpies

[TheKingZexion]

Its very easy to eat while watching this video -_-

[cappapagoooo]

@TheKingZexion lmao!

[Greenaubs]

omg i cant cross my eyes either............ never have..... never will

[destiny199825]

i was thinking the same thing i mean how cold the fuck if his dick is like dead and frozen she most get a really big cold chill wen he gose in lol

[Samanthalovesdinos]

name it Phill XDD 

[KeepCalmHaveCupcakes]

Name it Bill :D

[unleasheddmc]

Shane sounded like Russel Brand when he was doin the accent haha

[procrastinatorgirl]

His teeth are amazing :O

[yorgysmorgy98]

Your herpes looks like a lip ring...thats hot

[abbyknoxville]

barfed and hummm and i think you should name it... alma!!!

[SAKACAUSE]

Permaherp

[Blehh64]

i think id rather be barfed on

[Bryturr]

Just name it Kristin Stewart...

[MoustacheMyMoustache]

LOL! English people are the opposite of posh, dumbass. <3

[misslmbrt18]

IT WOULD BE AN HONOR 2 GET BARFED ON BY RPATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leahnordmeyer]

u should name it Wanda or Charlene

[freakyana25]

thank u for saying british people are cute....it touched my heart! :')

[DropDead644]

name it: smenay (:

[meggyw90]

we are not cute :L

[WeLiveWeLove100]

It doesn't matter if you insult them. They won't hear it.

[Ell3menta1]

thats for telling us what dirty sanchez means after i GOOGLED IT WITH IMAGES i feel violated.

[original0monster]

Defenitaly the barf.

[HappyCyclopsKitty]

RPatts barf. It's gross, but Kristen Stewart's creepy, and Pattinson's kinda hot.

[xxButterflyCupcakexx]

i love how shane gets so off topic

[JessicuhSarra16]

My name is Sara... awww dang...

[kandywolfartist]

you should name it Pepé la peu!!! :3

[prettylilprincess99]

Did u say kristen well kristen's my name dont where it out :) lol luv u shane

[ZendraLEX]

name your herpies snookie ;) but i love snookie

[Bopy17]

name it bagina lol

[funtallplayful]

i would name it ....... sugerlips!

[nadypattz]

Omg I would get vomit on by Robert Pattinson

[rora3000]

If Robert's a vampire, he'll bwarf glitter... So that's - well - kinda ok, then...?

Ok, I'll go for Robert. :P

[megamindmaniac]

I'd say Rob Patt cuz im in love with him and he is TOO sute:)

[liaisarandompanda]

im british

[fruityfruzzi326]

@CrazyBitchXXXXX Thankyou, someone who gets it!! I can't stop re watching the part when shane says were cute and polite. Lie!!! You have gotta come to London darling :)

[Saya994]

robert pattinson barf

[LeaBosworthTV]

Awwr yay im cute [: Thanks Shane

[CrazyBitchXXXXX]

I'm British am not posh it's funny how americans think were all snobsxxx

[Apple34able]

name ur hurpey bonquisha and the rob pattison thingg

[fruityfruzzi326]

You totally flattered me! I'm British and I fucking love crumpets and tea xx BTW if anyone else reads this, do Americans say bloody hell? Because I had a feeling only British ppl say that. I say it a lot xx

[edwardrocks888]

@fruityfruzzi326 yeah. that is a british thing.and its funny.