High-speed hang-5 crash.

[SuperCheddarbob]

@SONOFABITCH thats hang head gay hahaha

[ooter2010]

haha some of these responses are retarded, brakes helmets, barely moving, guy is clipping it, nice bail man way to avoid hitting the dome, working on these hang5s and best way to describe them, A SONOFABITCH, haha, jumping over the bars helps but of course sometimes shit happens too fast, RIDEBMX!

[Rock1Andrew]

Dat waz stupid and gay

[PolywagBmx]

LOL.

[dom1abc1mbc]

son of a bitch is a very nice name you got there

[0909bram36]

hes like, "Hey mom look what i cant do!" *FACE PLANT*

[wojtek99997]

hahahahahaha jaki dekl :P:P

[MegaSkater1001]

Ya um hav u ever tried to jump over ur bars

[SONOFABITCH]

@MegaSkater1001 Have you ever tried to stop being a fag?

[MrKeepItRealBMX]

@SONOFABITCH hahahhahahhahahah

[opeAFromRSBot]

get a helmet dude...

[SONOFABITCH]

@opeAFromRSBot Go fuck yourself with a helmet on.

[opeAFromRSBot]

@SONOFABITCH relax man, you could've seriously injured your head.

[SONOFABITCH]

@opeAFromRSBot Sure, if I had been 70 years old. I might also have broken my hip and pissed my pants.

[lostMachinima]

I will be the one laughing when you die from a brain hemorrhage.

[SONOFABITCH]

@lostMachinima Good luck trying to laugh with my dick in your mouth.

[lostMachinima]

TOUCHE! You son of a bitch.

[HUMC4L]

@SONOFABITCH If you have one...

[Linuxme901]

urrgh. Now i have to find MegaBamafan123's comment :/

[ronniereiff]

lol shit happens

[theblahboy9]

haahahahahahhahah1!!! you suck

[SONOFABITCH]

@theblahboy9 You play video games? Hell yeah, you da best!

[LuckyMarketGameplay]

Yah genius, keep arguing with the trolls. That'll teach em.

[SONOFABITCH]

@LuckyMarketGameplay but I'm WINNING!

[LuckyMarketGameplay]

@SONOFABITCH haha right on man, fight the good fight.

[joshallcross]

not exactly high speed but good crash anyhow

[SONOFABITCH]

@joshallcross Oh yeah, good call. I was barely moving there. 

[DGKskater757x]

hang 5's are hard.



[ronaldinho12335]

WOW! this ones actually real !

[boobietrap1000]

AHHAHAHAH

[detha123456789]

i liked the part with the bike

[0000000012300000000]

SONOFABITCH is a son of a bitch

[guztavo3131]

/watch?v=9bsAuloW278

[XxDirtySmurfxX]

same guy has top comments

[SONOFABITCH]

@XxDirtySmurfxX Same guy also crashed a hang 5. Skills and sharp wit...get some!

[XxDirtySmurfxX]

@SONOFABITCH haha oh lol didnt notice that

[2000kylko]

Funny XD

[TallSocksGang]

THAT"S MIKE

[SONOFABITCH]

@TallSocksGang ORLY?

[dirtvegan]

Famous on the tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes!

[SONOFABITCH]

@dirtvegan  Bloodthirsty internetters.

[DBFit1]

punchbuggy

[whackosad]

hahhaha



[IronweaverVlog]

bro if you could dial this it would be so sexy

[ZOCKER1001]

@DiegoPratsGV and looks like u have 2 learn some more english

[mushex]

bhahaay :D

[SLIPKNOTnOVKOVIC]

Its a' Fail 5

[SONOFABITCH]

@SLIPKNOTnOVKOVIC Did you think of that all by yourself?

[SLIPKNOTnOVKOVIC]

@SONOFABITCH yes...why?

[SONOFABITCH]

@SLIPKNOTnOVKOVIC Because it's brilliant, simply brilliant!

[SLIPKNOTnOVKOVIC]

@SONOFABITCH ok? lol?

[SONOFABITCH]

@SLIPKNOTnOVKOVIC Suck on the fat cock of sarcasm, boy.

[SLIPKNOTnOVKOVIC]

@SONOFABITCH no comment WTF u speaking ? 

[SONOFABITCH]

@SLIPKNOTnOVKOVIC  Banana.

[SONOFABITCH]

@MrLacrosseSTAR Concussions are hilarious! Tell me another story.

[HardRhyma]

Damn, the thumbnail pic makes it look like its gonna be more FLESHSHRED

[SONOFABITCH]

@HardRhyma Yeah, too bad for you I have such cat-like reflexes.

[noN3RD]

@SONOFABITCH hardly

[FabianA7x]

@MrLacrosseSTAR o shit!

[viper8red]

lifted leg way to high lol

[SONOFABITCH]

@viper8red These brilliant insights always seem to come from video gamers with a loose grasp of their native tongue.

[MackeyDack138]

learn how to bail out of a nose manual

[SONOFABITCH]

@MackeyDack138  Looks like I'm already good in that department.

[MackeyDack138]

@SONOFABITCH haha Ya well you prolly got em down now

[SONOFABITCH]

@MackeyDack138 I have been bailing this trick like a champ for 25 years, but thanks for your concern.

[viper8red]

@SONOFABITCH Yet on this day the concrete would receive no mercy from your face. lol

[SONOFABITCH]

@viper8red I didn't hit my face, but thanks for your concern, little boy.

[viper8red]

@SONOFABITCH Can I hit your face than?

[SONOFABITCH]

@viper8red Ok kid, I'll bite...how exactly does one hit a person's face "than"?

[mikehh9]

@SCOOTERDEMON234 UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY....... I thought I was watching an Ice Skating competition.....

[Orangebike666]

This video is old. I am afraid of how good you are now days. Good videos!

[Dreadnought942]

You make very constructive comments.

allow me to retort.

Your Friend is a mentally disorientated child.

that is all.

[SONOFABITCH]

@Dreadnought942 I'm guessing you lifted the word "disorientated" straight from the Retard's Dictionary.

[LAnonHubbard]

Ouch! Hang-fives always scared me but such a lovely trick. I would never be brave enough to do them at this speed.

[SONOFABITCH]

@SCOOTERDEMON234 Brilliant observation.

[tokrs420]

what a fag



[SONOFABITCH]

@tokrs420 I don't understand how sexual orientation is relevant to the clip. Please elaborate.

[despisedbiker]

@Opolache you dont need brakes to to hang 5s or hang 10s. its basically a nose manual with 1-2 feet off the pedals.

[SONOFABITCH]

@Opolache It's pretty easy to fall down without have any brakes. You should try it!

[MrOoppoddoo]

@MegaBamafan123 I think that's adorable. ALOT.

[SONOFABITCH]

@CheeseLuv3r That's very original.

[SONOFABITCH]

@MegaBamafan123  I smell lies.

[MegaBamafan123]

@SONOFABITCH yeah well i believe your nose doesnt work thanx to this crash, you should get it checked, faggot

[SONOFABITCH]

@MegaBamafan123

That really hurts when you use those hurtful words.

[zzdre]

@SONOFABITCH WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS COMMENT GODDAMMIT!

[lulufreerider]

what the hell . ?

[limpak1]

0:04 :DD

[jamosldnx207]

Damn hector, you ate shit.

[SONOFABITCH]

@jamosldnx207 Who is 'hector' ?

[andrefromnguyen]

right when you flipped i got that feeling that you feel when well youre about to flip

[Orangebike666]

To the assholes on here go fuck your-self. Watch any of this guys video and tell me you can do better. Oh and make sure to watch the one of him doing a reverse nose manual! He has his shit down!

[sarraphangel]

AS HES GOIN DOWN HES THINKIN "SON OF A BITCH!" LOL

[SONOFABITCH]

@sarraphangel TROOF

[oskarszaman]

@Ptaq92 It is a high speed you noob

[oskarszaman]

@SONOFABITCH polack ??? anyway it is a high speed !! Ptaq92 is just a dickhead

[Pawndubs]

@Ptaq92 yo dude your vids are pussy shit but not sain mine are eny better

[memo12088]

holy shit

[chillfags]

dude i love your fucking vids but wtf all people do is hate on them everyone needs to shut the fuck up 

[MRright420]

Oh fuck that looks bad.. I tried to clear a step up and gap and cased my back tire on the step up and over the handle bars I went, I just scraped my hip really good

[johnsonscooter]

lol

[AndyPants96]

OH NO BIKE FAG GOT HURT :(

[SONOFABITCH]

@AndyPants96  Actually I didn't, but thanks for your concern!

[OurEGproductions]

@AndyPants96 dude you ride a scooter and your calling him a fag

[captainprice78]

how did you not get hurt?

[SONOFABITCH]

@captainprice78 It's all about the tuck and roll.

[diGi8425]

oh man=)

it's so fuckin hurt)

[SONOFABITCH]

@diGi8425 You aren't making much sense.

[logitekg25]

anyone ever notice you never ever hit your head on a bike? you just get cut up arms and hands..

[SONOFABITCH]

@logitekg25 I've had about 5 concussions riding street and ramps over the years, but for flatland, what you say has definitely proven true in my case.

[logitekg25]

@SONOFABITCH im really confused...has it really proven true for FLATLAND, or was that sarcasm?

and doing jumps, slipping on sand, the occasional mess-up wheelieing, bunny hop's, endo's, is that flatland?

[SONOFABITCH]

@logitekg25 I've eaten shit all kinds of ways riding street...front wheel washing out wet conditions, getting clotheslined by guide wires (twice!) But I've never hit my head riding flatland. Seriously.

[logitekg25]

@SONOFABITCH i know...thats why i dont wear a helmet. its not even like i stunt everywhere i go. i wheelie, i bunny hop, i endo. i do a few jumps, and drop-down's. thats it.

[funkymoneylove]

@logitekg25 ahh i dont know man i aired out of a 5 ft quarter one time really akward and my bike got launched way above me and ended up landing on my head back

[logitekg25]

@funkymoneylove that sounds painful...worst i got was because of sand.

[SONOFABITCH]

@crazyhima96  You sense want make but not like really.

[KnarBurger]

get some tighter jeans, riding with baggy jeans makes you look gay

[SONOFABITCH]

@KnarBurger Dude...that's funny!

[PerryMciver]

LO Fucking L

[accelorator]

:D good stuff 

[darklordkai1]

lucky no face plant :P 

[VetteAholicZ06]

Lmao, it was all going good until you raised that leg too much.

[cbrstunter24]

lol why'd he turn the camera away...nice crash

[FLYSTRT916]

Haha that was sick if you made it tho that's even better

[SONOFABITCH]

@FLYSTRT916 If you look in the column of links on the right side of this page, there's a vid called "high speed hang 5 to fakie down a bank". That's the make.

[airsoftsupporter]

haha nice, would have been sweet if u pulled it off tho. Good shit man

[mikesbbody]

I use to flatland the hang 5 is one of those tricks that you can jump away from if you need to bail glad to see you were not hurt. a real fun trick with many variations.

[Seiizures]

why go so fast....

[10VANS10]

hu low

[xavierdswat]

hahaha

[SKAVENGERBMX23]

lmfao disz shit is fuxking stupid but yet funny gud shit or trying tho 

[SONOFABITCH]

@SKAVENGERBMX23 You're not a very smart person, are you? 

[KORNrule]

all i can say to that is lmao hope ya ok tho :P

[SONOFABITCH]

@KORNrule Totally painless, but I appreciate your concern!

[97kickit]

lol wtf...



[ChristieTheWildThing]

HAHA ur awesome dude i did that the other night..

[SONOFABITCH]

@ChristieTheWildThing You mean you fell down? Like slipped in the tub or something?

[sd4reel]

@SONOFABITCH good one with the car helmet comment haha (:

[Laceee92]

good job holmes XDDDDDDDD

[mfc4eva98]

haha , best comebacks on youtube lol!

[ORANGEWOODFBS]

fail

[SONOFABITCH]

@ORANGEWOODFBS

The real 'fail' here is you being the ten millionth moron to type the word 'fail' because you don't have a single original thought in your head. Have a nice day.

[ORANGEWOODFBS]

@SONOFABITCH fuck u

[SONOFABITCH]

@ORANGEWOODFBS Oh my gosh, that really hurts! How could you say such a thing to me? Did you ever think I might have feelings, too?!?!

[SONOFABITCH]

@ORANGEWOODFBS once again, you seriously lack originality. Enjoy your horribly articulated existence.

[switchkrukz]

To all these guys going: 'lol, epic fail' etc., when you're into somthing like this, you expect to come off now and again - it's part of learning/ improving.

[furnaceskate]

"did u get that" ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[MrVadheterjag]

not funny it really hurts

[SONOFABITCH]

@MrVadheterjag It actually didn't hurt at all.

[MrVadheterjag]

@SONOFABITCH u just got lucky ;D

[tainterlakeisgreen]

For the sake of yourself, at least wear a helmet when you're doing tricks!!! :/

[hardrocker950]

I see all these comments making fun of his hang 5 biff, but I doubt most (or any) of you people could learn that trick. Props for the effort.

[Fisherfly7877]

Epic fail lmfao

[thatonekidperson123]

@Fisherfly7877 wow...you just made fun of someone who atleast actually bikes by saying "Epic fail Imfao"

[whipcream61]

total fail

[RolfCopterKk]

Nice fail,i practiced hang nothings first time today and got about 2-3 sec max lol.Its pretty

crazy.

[nikinikkk]

i feel sorry

[SONOFABITCH]

@nikinikkk

Apology accepted.

[BMXRedBullBMX]

WTF. He isnt fat lol. But gj bro, I am trying to learn these now, How long did it take for you to learn them? I can BW Steam Roller for ages so yeh?

[SONOFABITCH]

@BMXRedBullBMX

It took me a whole year to figure out the balance point on this trick. I was a slow learner.

Backwards rolling steamrollers (also called a 'fork wheelie') are much easier, and will probably not help you learn hang-fives.

[123245kyle]

always wear your helmet lol

[youngnutsack17]

thats what you get fatass

go loose some wieght then hang 5 you fat piece of shit

i hope you kill yourself fatty fat faggot fattass

[SONOFABITCH]

Hey sackface, I like your riding videos a lot! Ohhh wait, I just realized you don't even ride. Sadface....

[j0shu4br4dl3y]

@SONOFABITCH pahha youngnutsack got merked !!

[xiia0vinn]

Damn, u went too forward. ever accomplish it ?

shit, i wanna see !

[FrostyNormal1]

that had me rolling that was funny 5 stars

[doomhell116]

Ouch.. I like your clean hang fives brah on your other videos.

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

lol at least you did not hit your head :)

[storeswith]

dude u like suck dick at hang 5s i can do those in my sleep u faggot

[SONOFABITCH]

Funny how this idiot has only uploaded videos of his video gaming accomplishments, and yet we're supposed to believe he has some bike riding ability. Enjoy your fail, kid.

[aivieleeking]

@storeswith put a vid up then dickhead

[happyd133]

somebody needs to put on their happy pants.