Dual Weilding M249 Machine Guns

[MrLobotomistic]

Chuck norris called he wants his toenail clippers back

[TECH4DERPS]

damn send the taliban running back to there holes

[SuriousBusiness]

after he starts falling back he only shoots 1 like a vagina

[Bubbiea]

@SuriousBusiness ever heard of balance you retarded cunt

[legitleyepic]

I came here to write something really original and funny to get a top comment... But after reading the other comments and watching the video again I forgot what it was. :(

[ThatGuyasd]

a true mans way lol

[CombatMedicBuddy]

lol 0:01-0:04, fuck the disclaimer, start shootin! ;)

[ArendosPL]

Suddenly, a nearby village of 300 people falls down dead.

[Marcohazard]

I used to be a cameraman like you, then I took an ammo in the knee.

[22steveo69]

He make termninator look like a pussy

[RaptorDiablo]

The U.S. military.... daily mistaken for immortal gods of war :3

[mrgreen11231990]

if every soldier could do this on a daily basis...

[LTREdits]

COD comments fuckin SUCKK ha compare cod with real life idiots

[cupidstunt22]

thats well hard

[zzzzzz661]

THIS VIDEO IS TOTALLY FAKE. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT. YOU CAN ONLY DUEL HANDGUNS AND MACHINE PISTOLS. I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I PLAY CALL OF DUTY :0

[ReadMeNameBOY]

@zzzzzz661 HACKZZZZ

[VGMoney]

@zzzzzz661 i politely ask you, dont care if its sarcasm, gtfo with your cod shit

[zzzzzz661]

@VGMoney dude calm down. its just a joke. im pretending to be some annoying kid that thinks he knows everything on xbox. didnt mean to light the fuse on your tampon

[TECH4DERPS]

@zzzzzz661 roflcopter

[MrJoker268]

@zzzzzz661 lol

[PackardBelldude177]

like a boss

[RobbyLite95]

"KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON MEEEE!!!"

[TheSkatersoldier]

RAMBO!!!

[GuitarDestroyer77777]

TERMINATOR!

[Soothsayer42]

Rambo walks forward.. lol

[TheColorOfSunday]

and just in case he missed, he's got his m4 slung over too

[dumbenoughou812]

Chuck Norris dosn't believe in changing magazines. He just believes in changing weapons.

[magmos]

@dumbenoughou812 Now see, that's not badass. That's just wasteful and stupid.

[dumbenoughou812]

@magmos Apparently Chuck Norris gave you a thumbs down.

[magmos]

@dumbenoughou812 Then Chuck Norris can stop being a whiny little punk. Bruce Lee could, and has beaten senseless, and my point still stands.

[dumbenoughou812]

@magmos Stop being a prick and have a little fun. No camel spiders were harmed in the making of this video.

[VashWolfwood1]

You'd think he would say a popular movie quote before shooting. lol

[smokeymcgreenston]

fuck yeah. america bitches! suck are cockor get shot up by this mother fucker

[dexOn22]

"now face here!"

[nooblangpoo]

Rambo's a Bitch.

[KiwiLovin7]

I love all those: "this is how my taxes are being spent" comments. Like any of you pay your taxes.

[xXSgtWolfXx]

@KiwiLovin7 Yeah, also.... news flash: OUR TROOPS PAY TAXES TOO.

[USMartyrMachine119]

@xXSgtWolfXx Yeah people don't seem to get that

[Izula]

@xXSgtWolfXx Not close to as much as civilians though. Places like the Post Exchange or the Commissary sell what you'd get at Target or Walmart for lower prices, and without tax.

[ReconOne123456789]

CRY SOME MORE!

[TheFreshFredi]

LMAO!!! that's crazy! xDDDD

[Uzianium]

bet his ribs hurt a ton

[GradyRho92]

@Uzianium they really dont kick a whole lot.

[Noblegamer750]

wow,epic

[Aadnesigurd]

Dear Infinity Ward... DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

[MrFuzzleFilms]

@Aadnesigurd HAHAHAHAH!! awesome

[LeQuack147]

@Aadnesigurd Dear Infinity Ward, I want this right now.

[MisterZimbabwe]

This guy needs to be smoking a cigar while laughing wildly, letting fly badass one liners.

[Rigitystig]

that guy got guts goddamn

[brokenpents]

Thats fuckin great!!))

[Blasted9001]

Fury Warrior

[theakuma0341]

Hope to see this in some FPS game :)

[VoodooGypsy]

Not sure about army, but a lot of the ammunition we get is from 50s-80s. So odds are we actually aren't wasting any of current taxpayer money.

[darrinr769]

don't complain about "wasted tax dollars" just because these guys are for once taking a little break because they have been avoiding ied's and insurgents all day

[losthaze]

why is this not standard for all troops?

[ROFLMAO196]

@losthaze do you realy wana lug around thos hard enuf lugn the gear and you dont need 2 plus all the ammo and you wont hit anything THATS WHY ITS NOT STANDERD

[MrPeoplesman1234]

This is where my taxes go? FUCKING AWESOME!

[failtropolis]

This is your standard General Issue Badass.

[ghostfromdabay]

lol that was dope good shit.

[atheistsdontexist]

tax dollars, they're risking their life in a shithole, and they can't have a little fun? U guys r piss poor and don't respect your countries brave men

[Abrams63j]

Would have been awesome if a third arm popped out of nowhere to fire that rifle that he had slung!

[1stSFOS]

Surprised it didn't jam.

[TheLastVelkirk]

It sounds like they are trying to start an old car!

[GulpTheRedPill]

@PVFF87 @AirForcesgt Matter fact you fucks probably arent even old enough to pay taxes so I dont know Why Im wasting my time....I repeat. get your ugly fucking head out your ass. you guys are a waste of sperm and life..fucking military grunts

[bamabaseball26]

@GulpTheRedPill So your hating on the military? the people that put their lives on the line to keep YOU safe, wow your smart. get YOUR head out of YOUR ass. soldiers work harder than the people losing a small part of their pay checks to taxes. if we didnt have soldiers you wouldnt be getting a pay check anyway so shut up

[GulpTheRedPill]

@PVFF87 @AirForcesgt PEople work hard for their fucking money, if they want to bitch about how theyre tax dollars are spent they can. this is a free country you dumbasses. quit making the military look like a fucking joke. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS

[GulpTheRedPill]

@PVFF87 @AirForcesgt Honestly they arent fucking their to have fun. You military fucks need to get your head out of your own asses

[ROFLMAO196]

@TheArmyHATER FUCK YOUR FAGGOT ASS TRY N SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE OR TO ONE OF EM N THEY WILL FUCK YOUR GAY DISRESPECTFUL ASS UP SO SHUT YOUR FAGGOT ASS UP

[Dewight007]

@TheArmyHATER haha its people like you that made me not want to join the marines. Army bct (atleast for infantry) is 14 weeks. and if you really believe that marines out of bootcamp are better than Rangers or green berets then or either just plain retarded or suffered a major brain hemorrhage from a DS yelling at you. and just remember, WE ARE ON THE SAME FUCKING SIDE. SO STOP TRYING TO DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOUR SMALL PENIS AND FIGHT TOGETHER FOR A COMMON GOAL.

[LuNaTicgrrg]

next up dual wield m72 law XD

[kbrice100]

For those of you complaining about tax dollars, when the military has weapons training like this they have a set amount of ammunition they are given to use, and if they have leftoever ammo after training yes they are going to use it. Would you rather it be thrown away?

[kramermit]

@kbrice100 do you know what "save for later" means?

[kbrice100]

@kramermit yes, i do, but it's easier said than done, have you ever worked for the government before?

[kramermit]

@kbrice100 ....have i ever worked for government!?!? so your saying its harder for the government to save for later than anyone else? lolol

i feel sorry for you...

[kbrice100]

@kramermit apparently you haven't, if you did, you'd understand, and i'm not going to waste my time trying to explain it to you

[kramermit]

@kbrice100 lolol.. yes, it must be tough working for the government. their job is so much harder than everybody elses..what unfortunate people!

its people like you that makes the rest of the world hate this country

[kbrice100]

@kramermit lol i think you have this idea stuck in your head and refuse to believe anything different, and are not listening or trying to understand a word i'm saying... sigh, ignorance

[kramermit]

@kbrice100 really?? all you have said so far is that working for the government (as opposed to anyone else in the world) makes it harder to "save for later"... maybe you should stop using cliche arguments, especially when they don't even apply to the situation

[kbrice100]

@kramermit like i said, if you have ever worked for the government you would understand, and that because you haven't, i'm not going to waste my time explaining it to you. and because you have not worked for the government it doesn't make sense for you to assume you know what you're talking about when it comes to working for the government? ever heard of red tape? well the military is covered in it

[connorross123]

I fucking love our military.

[dukesfan1996]

now this is how a war should be fought right here.

[Websta117]

taliban beware, bullets flying through the air!

[jfoley715]

GET SOME.

GET SOME MORE.

GET DOUBLE THE AMOUNT.

YOU WANT MORE?

[CoryThe411]

Look at all those tax dollars flying out of those guns....oh wait...those are bullets

[westonstorey1]

chuck norris DOES have a son...

[AGamerVids]

FPSAmerica.

[macccerkiddd]

anyone else notice the guy in the backround just standing there?

[dudeandco54]

FPSRussia got nothin' on these guys.

[darrylhaynes]

REMEMBER...WASTE NOT...WANT NOT.

[zlIWCARIlz]

One man army right there. Til they jam and you have to perform remedial actions. Good luck with that.

[darrinr769]

what happens in the Mojave desert didn't stay there

[darrinr769]

and he has an m4 instead of a regular pistol sidearm... boss.

[whitepantha234]

MERICA!

[radsk8er12]

rambo?

[Bamavol89]

hmmm...is a soldier overseas blowin off steam with his buddies shotin up some ammo a waste of taxpayers money...NOPE.

Now are convicted murderers and rapists a waste of taxpayers money sittin behind bars...YEP

[StoryOfMyLife9]

hes a lead farmer!

[thehunted21432]

He is the terminator.

[MystyrNile]

Freakin' awesome!

I'll bet most people can't even do that with a pair of SMGs, and he did it with freaking SAWS!

[zacjhyor]

all squads should have a guy like him! we would be able to win any war with that combo! BTW was there a spacific target in mond or was it just for fun? just wondering, nice vid

[SHADOWhawk6697]

my bad no space on m60

[SHADOWhawk6697]

awsome but can u do an m 60 is my qestion?

[happyheadpopper]

nice to see what american soldiers get up to lol

[zlIWCARIlz]

@TruthTeller878 I'm a U.S. "soldier" and I can tell you right now that no one is controlling my mind.

[1FirstRecon]

I am signing up

[travis8352]

Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. 310 views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise!

There. Now you only have to read one comment

[oPaRaLyZeRx]

Baller?

[UareInferior2me]

Omg stfu with the call of duty references....

[boomhibob]

I'll just email this video to Infintiy ward...

[hurdl3r]

Please Infintiy Ward...DO IT!!!

[Peaserist]

LIKE A BOSS

[LTB14y]

Talk to me when u duel wield some browning 50 cals xD

[TheloniousKeys781]

Woow, who gives a damn? I dual-wield rpgs on a regular basis.

[cooper33d]

tht is sick

[Gin977]

Dont think about it Activision

[projectem7]

man these army guys are awesome

[yoyager6567]

m16 ammo aint cheap, but aint expensive. nato 556 is avalible almost everywhere like bass pro shops.

[ruruandbennydoo]

SEE BLACK OPS ITS FUCKING POSSIBLE!!!

[CynepToct]

I completely and whole-heartedly approve of the use of our tax dollar in this manor

[M1911DeViLDoG]

For the idiots who even try to complain about "wasting ammo and doing nothing in a desert", how about you enlist, get off your fat bodied ass and putting out work like they do, we have an amazing military and the best SF/Special Operations unis in the world

[jcyeahful]

@M1911DeViLDoG eeeeh no actually the best speical forces in the world are the british S.A.S am afraid...sorry althought you guys do have some amazing speical forces

[xxxfunnyguyxx08]

@jcyeahful eh, i would have to dissagree, really i think the Israleimossad is the greatest. even though they are counter terrosism. they are very and highely capable of talking the biggest man down. the S.A.S is good. yes. but the Mossad is better. i think that if there was a war between all the special forces, the Mossad first, Speznaz second, then S.A.S third.

[jclmom]

@xxxfunnyguyxx08 NAVY SEALS! FUCK YEAH!

[epicloginname]

haha dzang

[Jlird808]

give that man a jetpack and the wars over!!

[Jlird808]

wow im pretty sure he has a 3rd rifle slung on his right shoulder too right lol...

[DiamondBack1666]

@#$% YEAH!!!

[Legomax18]

Infinity Ward,

Don't get any ideas

[th3d3storoy3r]

@Legomax18 Dear Legomax18

Thank you for telling us NOT to use this idea, but we at infinity ward have decided to ignore you and so Call of duty: Modern Warfare 3 WILL have dual wield LMG's

From

-Infinity Ward

[sullustanmel]

Opps sorry, wrong person lol

[AirForcesgt1]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OUR TAX DOLLARS!!!!! THEY WORK THERE ASSES OFF AND THE SECOND THEY DECIDE TO HAVE SOME FUN U DUMBASS JUMP ON THERE CASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

[LALAKERS24fan1]

@AirForcesgt1 youu said it man good shit(:

[HenryTomasino1]

@AirForcesgt1 Don't matter xD Someone got in trouble for that anyway xD Surprisingly the 556 doesn't have that much kick with the 249 SAW. That or he PUMPs iron.

[sharki766]

@AirForcesgt1 umad?

[HaloModder555]

They also know how type and be grammatically correct.

[AirForcesgt1]

@HaloModder555 im 14.... and check urs to bub

[HaloModder555]

My comment seems just fine. You're not 14, you're 13.

[kramermit]

@AirForcesgt1 u mad?

[PVFF87]

@AirForcesgt1 People could never understand the type of pressure they are under. They cry about their tax dollars taken out of their freaking paycheck... How about this... Before you ever criticize a soldier for doing anything that is not against the Geneva Convention, you fucking enlist and see what they do.

Either that or SHUT UP.

[brianbl401]

@AirForcesgt1 agreed, my brother is in the airforce in afghanistan, he works his but off each day, it's their time to relax, the 2hours beside sleep

[gmanftw217]

@AirForcesgt1 I would, but that probably just cost about $300.

[randomusernamemygod]

@xATHEIST4EVERx Not really, ammo degrades over time hence they get used for firing range since over the next few months they will be unusable.

I think these guys deserve the right to maybe mess around a little dont you think. I would imagine they work much harder then you do and pretty much everyone else in the US for minimum wage.

Sums up the average American mentality of their own military "Cannon Fodder".

[egnbigdave]

From what I can figure out its about $0.48 per round for bulk bought 5.56mm. 

[mikedatike1]

Tax dollars at work

[vodkaplusgin]

thats sooo cool i want 2 try

[1994AlexJohnson]

well that wasnt a waste of ammunition.

[codyc228]

Yep cant complain about your taxes... the government threw it all away as soon as they got it in one spending... Dont forget you pay for prisoners to.. lol they just sit behind bars.. thats a waste lol! The new thing now days is kids getting government housing and help with everything (living free) for no reason... just because they dont want to work.. yep...

[Fudgynezz]

who gives a 2 shits about your tax money.

[Snoep76239]

"Just for camera purposes, this looks unsafe" Ha HA! Many things that are fun are "unsafe". Good thing the soldier is a big husky guy. he looks just like the Marine in the DOOM video game.. :-) It's still safer than being on the front line though..

[MrSpecialsecretagent]

Well I guess some one can cross something out from the bucketlist

[TubedxYou]

lol "this looks unsafe" thanks mom

[DodgeMcCarty]

say hello to my little friends,

sorry had to do it

[johnrocks9999]

thats how you kickass in war.

[2deathmoons]

There goes my tax...

[ShowPolitics]

@2deathmoons Why do you bang about your tax, have a go at your idiotic Obama, who was so much of an idiot to get elected, he spends $719 Billion, Britain is the 4th highest military spender and we spend around £70 Billion, China, No2 spender - 140 Billion...

[tagaEskinita]

dam, hes a walking Flak gun

[Moopalater]

Bad ASSSS

[plasticbudgie]

fuck the military

[Mallgenttt]

@plasticbudgie The military fucks you

[plasticbudgie]

@Mallgenttt k

[yourserenity]

He is Mr barefoot capitan :-)

[MEGAtoaster1]

i didn't know rambo joined the army

[TheHappyjoy2011]

id like to see fps Russia do that :)

[crazydoom3dude]

THATS HOW HOW WE KILL AL QUEDA AMERICAN STYLE! FUCK RUSSIA! AKIMBO SAWS!

[MultiAREE]

@crazydoom3dude I don't think a faggy 11 year old is supposed to represent the US millitary, is it?

[crazydoom3dude]

@MultiAREE lol you would be russian. . . . and im 14 xD

[MultiAREE]

@crazydoom3dude coolstorybro :D

[XXNikolaiXXz]

OMG HACKzz... u can't dual wield the M249! lol jk