Heh, I haven't seen this particular beginning interaction. I waited for ages until he decided to ask me :P Gotta love how there are millions of different ways for an rpg to turn out.
I have to share my DAO story here.. Bear with me :P
My Mom's bf told me he would buy me Dragon Age Origins AND Awakening (I have already beat DA2) if I could beat Jame's Cameron's Avatar: The Game on PS3. I'm about halfway through Avatar now. Yesterday (9-17-2011), we were running around to different pet stores and Chris (I actually think it was my Mom) told me that if I help the baby Ball Python for at least 20 seconds, they would buy me the DA-O and DA-A right after we left the pet store
@SilverTearsStudios I am DEATHLY terrified of snakes because all through childhood, I've run into snakes and gotten scared out of my skin. So here I am, staring at this baby python and thinking. "Crappy hard Avatar game or holding a baby python..." All my Mom wanted was to see how much I really wanted that game.
So I decided I would ATTEMPT to hold the python... I had it in my hand... It started squeezing my hand.. It's head was bobbing around... And for 20 seconds, I shook in my skin.
I wish Alistair really lived.Hes such a funny guy,lots of times i gotta try to not laugh at his jokes so i dont get weird glances from the people walking through my house.
Alistair is such a sweetheart! I made the terrible mistake of reading ahead in a guide that totally spoiled the ending of the game for me. As such, I am no longer able to ever play this game again...
@Tygrasong there are like 3948734 different endings with alistair as a romantic interest, don't give up yet!! (and even if you choose the tragic route that's unbearably sweet. it might be my favorite :)
@Billabongg2011 Honestly, since posting that I've beaten the game twice while romancing Alistair, saved him both times. Though the second time he dumped my Elf Arcane Warrior and I wasn't able to convince him to keep me as a mistress, so I killed the Archdemon myself. She had nothing to live for i guess. XD
you can either ask him before he asks you, OR, you can complete his personal quest involving his half-sister. If you choose all of the options in the quest that show favor to him, then he will ask you himself
I'm waiting for him to ask me, but I have the option. I hope he asks before the Landsmeet, because if he doesn't, I'm going to take it into my own hands. He gave me a rose! It's so romantic.
my charater never had sex with him, we only kissed and he dumped me at the end of the game and i sacrificed myself to kill the arch demon...ah it never was ment to happen :(
I'm SO glad I chose Alistair. C'mon...bashful, funny, the best looking character in the game, AND he's going to be king? What warden could want more?!
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH all is good, but whe i hear rick roll ahahahaahah it was sooooooo funny ahahahaha xD i use that song to make jokes ahaahahha xD ahahahahahaa damn all the video i like it but rick roll makes me laugh so much xDD
im not telling all this in bad but ist funny that song ^^
goood video :D!
alis looks so cuute there ^^ he`s was virgin awwwwww
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH all is good, but whe i hear rick roll ahahahaahah it was sooooooo funny ahahahaha xD i use that song to make jokes ahaahahha xD ahahahahahaa damn all the video i like it but rick roll makes me laugh so much xDD
im not telling all this in bad but ist funny that song ^^
goood video :D!
alis looks so cuute there ^^ he`s was vigin awwwwww
I NEED URGENT HELP ASAP! I HAVE CHECKED ALMOST EVERY WIKI ON THE WEST BRECILIAN FOREST CAMP, AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I CANNOT HAVE SEX WITH ALISTAIR! ITS REALLY MAKING ME MAD. YES I AM FEMALE (ELF). HIS LOVER FOR ME IS HALFWAY THROUGH THE FINAL BAR, BUT I CANT GET TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT SEX OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, ONLY KISS HIM. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME OF A PROPER TENT LOCATION SO THIS CAN WORK? I REALLY NEED THE ACHIEVEMENT. THANKS!
@ChuckSupernaturalist First of all, all caps doesn't help get your point across. People tend to be helpful regardless of capslock.
Second you can't ask Alistair to spend the night with you unless you're at the party's camp. You know, the one where you all get together and highfive and stuff? If you've never been, it's the little icon in the top right corner of the Ferelden map.
If you ask him into your tent at +50, he will reject you. Ask at +70 for him to accept.
They could have made at least 4-5 scenes, not use one for every character :P Not that I'd mind it, since I actually skipped it at multiple walkthroughs. I also don't understand why couldn't you use the shower in ME2. IT'S THERE FOR A REASON, DAMMIT :P
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Aww how cute..... NOT! Sick filthy fornicator dogs and swine copulating in the woods like animals who fear not God and disregard the holy marriage established before the fall of man. I'm so disgusted by all you sick animals!
@bouldaa well...technically they can have kids...it's just going to take a lot of tries. But that's for if/when a player has the female human noble ruling with Alistair at the end of the game. If they have sex enough they're bound to have a kid at some point. The kid will probably become the new king at an early age because of the taint which both his parents would have.
Alistair is so HOTT, I'm like so inlove with a video game character... Man, I wish I was that blondie!!! Haha, but they could've done a much sexier sex scene.
@NatallieGamble while my magi female elf character got with him (gosh that royal blooded fighter is hot..and i so would wanna get her with Zev if she cans not have perm relations with Alistair), my bf wants to get his male town elf with Morrigan becuz shes a bit of a sl** LOL XD we hardly play the game though...
i think you have to get out of the relationship before another person will take interest in you with the exception of Zeveran who will have sex regardless
@bouldaa im sorry i dont fully get what you mean "how you play your cards". i want to know what level of friend ship with alistar you have to have to do it. or atleast what quest you have to accomplish to do so.
@kyayaki Just praise them up, give them gifts. There are some guides that say which gifts to give to which character and where to get them, just google it. Also try saving before you talk to the person who you want, incase you say the wrong thing and accidentally drop -10 :X
@bouldaa haha. im not even close to halfway and alistair practically loves me. a few more good gifts and ill probably be able to have sex with him. lol
I just realized that Alistair is the male version of Tali'Zora in Mass Effect - The way they babble in nervousity O.o Hmm, strange, wonder if they got some sort of connection...
I just realized that Alistair is the male version of Tali'Zora in Mass Effect - The way they babble in nervousity O.o Hmm, strange, wonder if they got some sort of connection...
girls have wet dreams? of Alistair worst of all?! Alistair is a cute guy (as a character-feat, not looks), but uhm... he has as much style and charisma as a floor lamp.
Aww how cute..... NOT! Sick filthy fornicator dogs and swine copulating in the woods like animals who fear not God and disregard the holy marriage established before the fall of man. I'm so disgusted by all you sick animals!
nice. i like how you enlarged the font of your choices so i can actually read, unlike other videos. i was searching for a video that shows conversations involving licking a frozen lamp post but can't seem to find any.
Anyone else who listens to the music?
Xoron76 1 month ago
Quite a fitting ending, lol.... NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP xD
DarkGamanoid 1 month ago
Hot
aldoreshgaramok 1 month ago
lol this is so sad
RunscapeHacks4U 2 months ago
I don't understand why alistair didn't tell you he loves you. He did so to me
thatprettygirlkate 2 months ago
Heh, I haven't seen this particular beginning interaction. I waited for ages until he decided to ask me :P Gotta love how there are millions of different ways for an rpg to turn out.
AlbinoNineTailedFox 4 months ago
i absolutely love the music lol. very befitting
ninjastartimeyo 4 months ago
Is it me or right at the start of this sex scene, it looks like theres a little 'oral' going on haha
TheRayRayRawr 5 months ago
I have to share my DAO story here.. Bear with me :P
My Mom's bf told me he would buy me Dragon Age Origins AND Awakening (I have already beat DA2) if I could beat Jame's Cameron's Avatar: The Game on PS3. I'm about halfway through Avatar now. Yesterday (9-17-2011), we were running around to different pet stores and Chris (I actually think it was my Mom) told me that if I help the baby Ball Python for at least 20 seconds, they would buy me the DA-O and DA-A right after we left the pet store
SilverTearsStudios 5 months ago
@SilverTearsStudios I am DEATHLY terrified of snakes because all through childhood, I've run into snakes and gotten scared out of my skin. So here I am, staring at this baby python and thinking. "Crappy hard Avatar game or holding a baby python..." All my Mom wanted was to see how much I really wanted that game.
So I decided I would ATTEMPT to hold the python... I had it in my hand... It started squeezing my hand.. It's head was bobbing around... And for 20 seconds, I shook in my skin.
SilverTearsStudios 5 months ago
@SilverTearsStudios And now I have Dragon Age - Origins and Dragon Age - Awakening and I don't have to beat Avatar: The Game...
The things some people would do for a good game
SilverTearsStudios 5 months ago
@SilverTearsStudios I bought it myself :p My mom would never buy me a single video game... got most of mine myself.
Shalannan 2 months ago
I wish Alistair really lived.Hes such a funny guy,lots of times i gotta try to not laugh at his jokes so i dont get weird glances from the people walking through my house.
Night1Star 6 months ago
Is there anyway to keep alistair after the little thing with morrigan? I really want to know
truegame01 6 months ago
when my character had a sex scene with Alistair I had all my armor on... dunno why, but it sure looked weird x)
braggingbot 7 months ago
i cant get him to do this with me :(
hearthearts23 7 months ago
that was a shit load of nudity
TTplayar 8 months ago
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No it does not.
Shanaynay409 8 months ago
Does the sex scene play again after the "first time"?
sobaxx1 8 months ago
Psh, Alistair's a prude. D:<
afireinsidex03 8 months ago
Alistair is such a sweetheart! I made the terrible mistake of reading ahead in a guide that totally spoiled the ending of the game for me. As such, I am no longer able to ever play this game again...
Tygrasong 8 months ago
@Tygrasong there are like 3948734 different endings with alistair as a romantic interest, don't give up yet!! (and even if you choose the tragic route that's unbearably sweet. it might be my favorite :)
Billabongg2011 8 months ago
@Billabongg2011 Honestly, since posting that I've beaten the game twice while romancing Alistair, saved him both times. Though the second time he dumped my Elf Arcane Warrior and I wasn't able to convince him to keep me as a mistress, so I killed the Archdemon myself. She had nothing to live for i guess. XD
Tygrasong 8 months ago
Why can't he be real? :(
Ellendara 9 months ago
@Ellendara I know right?!
HeirofAydinmark 8 months ago in playlist Bvideo game romance scenes & adult humor
i really thinkthat the only one he could try to have sex with would be leilana zevran or the mabari hound .
Soma81 9 months ago
Alistair is so adorable.
bittyboo93 9 months ago in playlist Bvideo game romance scenes & adult humor 2
His voice is the best
SeikaArai 9 months ago
go get her you tank you
dogslobber45 10 months ago 2
Oh hush dog! I hear all that barking!
harmonyXsuzukaze 10 months ago
I live beside the creator of dragon age B-)
Ciag15 10 months ago
lmao your female character looks exactly like mine except mine's a wood elf
AndrosForever 10 months ago
Me-ow! You go Alistair!
FrackVaren 11 months ago
make a dwarf ugly bitch and make him have sex with it.
GoldenTagachi 11 months ago
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I love how his script is a rip off of mass effect 2 this game is garbage
ajguilbault 11 months ago
@ajguilbault Lol, sure.
v01cen268 11 months ago 6
@ajguilbault: They were made by the same company.... BioWare so of course they're going to be similar.
lilalchemist 10 months ago
Hahahahaha too funny !!
baligavedant 1 year ago
3 people are black fading screens
chickensandw1tch 1 year ago
30 year old virgin grey warden..just when you think you've seen it all
grizarath2 1 year ago 17
i <3 him xD i cant wait til this happens for ma charachter hahaha <3
DaLilShorty8999 1 year ago
@DaLilShorty8999 same here but im a elf O.o
sexandsexy13 1 year ago
NOTE THIS
you can either ask him before he asks you, OR, you can complete his personal quest involving his half-sister. If you choose all of the options in the quest that show favor to him, then he will ask you himself
ccrstarpanda 1 year ago
I'm waiting for him to ask me, but I have the option. I hope he asks before the Landsmeet, because if he doesn't, I'm going to take it into my own hands. He gave me a rose! It's so romantic.
Baboette 1 year ago
my charater never had sex with him, we only kissed and he dumped me at the end of the game and i sacrificed myself to kill the arch demon...ah it never was ment to happen :(
EreBeMonsters 1 year ago 2
LOL the end text
Rubberducky900 1 year ago
I'm SO glad I chose Alistair. C'mon...bashful, funny, the best looking character in the game, AND he's going to be king? What warden could want more?!
KadajusFunToy 1 year ago
well the main character wasn't that satisfied, i guess...
"next time, im gonna ask sten to do it!"
xXNicoloXx 1 year ago
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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH all is good, but whe i hear rick roll ahahahaahah it was sooooooo funny ahahahaha xD i use that song to make jokes ahaahahha xD ahahahahahaa damn all the video i like it but rick roll makes me laugh so much xDD
im not telling all this in bad but ist funny that song ^^
goood video :D!
alis looks so cuute there ^^ he`s was virgin awwwwww
darkxkitty 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH all is good, but whe i hear rick roll ahahahaahah it was sooooooo funny ahahahaha xD i use that song to make jokes ahaahahha xD ahahahahahaa damn all the video i like it but rick roll makes me laugh so much xDD
im not telling all this in bad but ist funny that song ^^
goood video :D!
alis looks so cuute there ^^ he`s was vigin awwwwww
darkxkitty 1 year ago
Heheh Alistair is so cute the way he acts so boyish! I'm aiming for this as well in my game let's hope I get there!
jthm 1 year ago
how do u give presents?
CutePunkyGal 1 year ago
I'm just wondering, isn't that Leliana singing?
werewolven6lover 1 year ago
*plays porno music*
lol I remeber watching my buddy play this seen in the game. we couldn't stop making bad jokes it was so funny
RukisxGoldxPants 1 year ago
"I'm willing to give it a shot!"
TheKashMunee 1 year ago
@TheKashMunee eew.
xXNicoloXx 1 year ago
Since as far as I know, every girl loves this guy, pay attention guys; all you have to do to get laid is to act like a srcastic wuss!
Evilguy951 1 year ago
Kinda reminds me of Japanese Eroge, with all the sex scenes going on :p.
NYtassu 1 year ago
I NEED URGENT HELP ASAP! I HAVE CHECKED ALMOST EVERY WIKI ON THE WEST BRECILIAN FOREST CAMP, AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I CANNOT HAVE SEX WITH ALISTAIR! ITS REALLY MAKING ME MAD. YES I AM FEMALE (ELF). HIS LOVER FOR ME IS HALFWAY THROUGH THE FINAL BAR, BUT I CANT GET TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT SEX OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, ONLY KISS HIM. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME OF A PROPER TENT LOCATION SO THIS CAN WORK? I REALLY NEED THE ACHIEVEMENT. THANKS!
ChuckSupernaturalist 1 year ago
@ChuckSupernaturalist First of all, all caps doesn't help get your point across. People tend to be helpful regardless of capslock.
Second you can't ask Alistair to spend the night with you unless you're at the party's camp. You know, the one where you all get together and highfive and stuff? If you've never been, it's the little icon in the top right corner of the Ferelden map.
If you ask him into your tent at +50, he will reject you. Ask at +70 for him to accept.
CharlettMoon 1 year ago
DAMN I WAS RICK ROLLED
amelia2710 1 year ago
One of my favorite games :D
I played it while in NJ with my uncle, but didn't get past the dream portion of the game.
To those who have completed it, what percentage would you say I completed?
keyx333 1 year ago
can this work for guy on guy cause i dont wanna start over with a chick jsut for this achievment
0Jitterbug0 1 year ago
*jealous*
I love Alistair :)
ScreamingExplosion 1 year ago 3
now thats a sexy character!
WarPig971 1 year ago
They could have made at least 4-5 scenes, not use one for every character :P Not that I'd mind it, since I actually skipped it at multiple walkthroughs. I also don't understand why couldn't you use the shower in ME2. IT'S THERE FOR A REASON, DAMMIT :P
Naba008 1 year ago
even if he wasn't wearing one, he's never gonna give you up ;)
TigerGirlPlushie 1 year ago 3
When in the game does that happen?
princessmewtwo 1 year ago
@princessmewtwo give alistair presents and praise him up and an option will appear about half way through the game.
bouldaa 1 year ago
lol!!! this is so funny not one part of this is romantic
LIVEFREEDIEHARD999 1 year ago
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Aww how cute..... NOT! Sick filthy fornicator dogs and swine copulating in the woods like animals who fear not God and disregard the holy marriage established before the fall of man. I'm so disgusted by all you sick animals!
aizen7777777777 1 year ago
@aizen7777777777
I really hope you're trolling.
idan111 1 year ago
There is a mod for that btw, forgot what site though, sorry
lemonman50 1 year ago
porno!!! das is nen spieeel!!!!! pornospiel1 HA
LOL
NaiLfreaky 1 year ago
He never joins me in my tent on my female character yet he himself asks me to "lay" with him on my male character. What does that tell you?
juxmook 1 year ago
I had to skip this because my parents decided to come up into my room...
bethfishartist 1 year ago
whats that armor called???the 1 ur wearing??? just want to know
raycol555 1 year ago
@raycol555 i can't remember lol i haven't played it for a while
bouldaa 1 year ago
A rick roll with a satisfying twist.
tkog122095 1 year ago
fapfapfapfapfap
OMG WTF RICKROLL
Cloymax 1 year ago 2
i never played this game but can u have kids?
LordAragon626 1 year ago
where was her head comin from? whore
gchsrams25 1 year ago
whos the actor of alistair?????
2Wolfheartwarrior 1 year ago
@2Wolfheartwarrior
a cool dude
Maplejacdob 1 year ago
@2Wolfheartwarrior Steve Valentine. *sigh* I love his voice...
Imgnrphx 11 months ago
LOL yes I'm. . . going to stop talking now.
madax132 1 year ago
My character is a female Dalish elf, do you think he could fall for my character?
SockCasserole 1 year ago 7
@SockCasserole yeah he will
bouldaa 1 year ago 2
@bouldaa My character is a female dwarf with a really ugly face... Will he fall for her? :D
tdasas11 9 months ago
He doesn't need to wear a condom. p= The taint! They can't have children.
noturprncssluv 1 year ago
lmao good point
bouldaa 1 year ago
@bouldaa well...technically they can have kids...it's just going to take a lot of tries. But that's for if/when a player has the female human noble ruling with Alistair at the end of the game. If they have sex enough they're bound to have a kid at some point. The kid will probably become the new king at an early age because of the taint which both his parents would have.
ToraYashaChan 1 year ago
@noturprncssluv yes they can lmao your guy gets morrigan pregnant ?
CoifsOwn 1 year ago
So random that he takes her from the back at the end of that clip, lol...
gorillazgal 1 year ago
Darn, got through the whole video and got rick roll'd at the very end. Cruel. :P
tolky89 1 year ago
@tolky89 HEHE :D
bouldaa 1 year ago
Alistair is so HOTT, I'm like so inlove with a video game character... Man, I wish I was that blondie!!! Haha, but they could've done a much sexier sex scene.
NatallieGamble 1 year ago
@NatallieGamble while my magi female elf character got with him (gosh that royal blooded fighter is hot..and i so would wanna get her with Zev if she cans not have perm relations with Alistair), my bf wants to get his male town elf with Morrigan becuz shes a bit of a sl** LOL XD we hardly play the game though...
ClearAki 1 year ago
I'm inappropriately wondering how she leans back like that with her ponytail sticking out... that would hurt the back of my head. XD
ashez2ashes 1 year ago
@ashez2ashes HAHAA so true!
NatallieGamble 1 year ago
i think you have to get out of the relationship before another person will take interest in you with the exception of Zeveran who will have sex regardless
bouldaa 1 year ago
can you have sex with more than one person if they love you?
zakattakk1 1 year ago
@bouldaa im sorry i dont fully get what you mean "how you play your cards". i want to know what level of friend ship with alistar you have to have to do it. or atleast what quest you have to accomplish to do so.
kyayaki 1 year ago
@kyayaki Just praise them up, give them gifts. There are some guides that say which gifts to give to which character and where to get them, just google it. Also try saving before you talk to the person who you want, incase you say the wrong thing and accidentally drop -10 :X
bouldaa 1 year ago
how far in the game do you have to get to fall in love with anyone? i need details please
kyayaki 1 year ago
@kyayaki about 1/3 to 1/2 way depending how you play your cards.
bouldaa 1 year ago
@bouldaa haha. im not even close to halfway and alistair practically loves me. a few more good gifts and ill probably be able to have sex with him. lol
maiachan1 1 year ago
@maiachan1 haha gj :)
bouldaa 1 year ago
what's the name of the song when they have sex?? and alistair is the cutest character in the whole game..but Zevran is hotter! :)
Vampirelady1992 1 year ago
@Vampirelady1992 no idea what the song is, it's part of the game music
bouldaa 1 year ago
Alistair is so hot. I' only just started the game but was hoping to get the chance to bed him. ;)
Fantasiastic 1 year ago
Yes yes. give it a good SHOT ;p
LilJunnie 1 year ago
Ok like i been looking for the song when they have sex can anyone tell me it or give me the link ? D: i want it so bad lol
MasturbatingPanda000 1 year ago
AW...Alistair is so cute!!! :3
Lol, we ALL hope he was wearing a condom XD
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I just realized that Alistair is the male version of Tali'Zora in Mass Effect - The way they babble in nervousity O.o Hmm, strange, wonder if they got some sort of connection...
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I just realized that Alistair is the male version of Tali'Zora in Mass Effect - The way they babble in nervousity O.o Hmm, strange, wonder if they got some sort of connection...
TwiwT 1 year ago
Haha, I'ts so cool, Alistair is a virgin... :D
TwiwT 1 year ago 3
aww cute ;)
SuperGODGAMER 1 year ago
lmfao hope he was wearing a condom o_O hilarious
xXxBunnyDoodlexXx 2 years ago 4
I love the "Your desire is my command" he's so romantic.
Midnight0Mistress 2 years ago 4
Alistair really is (my) every girls wet dream!
booobed 2 years ago 73
@booobed He's the wet dream of some boys too ;)
jdb101585 2 years ago 6
@jdb101585 Equal Love mod will allow that =P
DavSnow 9 months ago
@booobed
girls have wet dreams? of Alistair worst of all?! Alistair is a cute guy (as a character-feat, not looks), but uhm... he has as much style and charisma as a floor lamp.
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@booobed
Aww how cute..... NOT! Sick filthy fornicator dogs and swine copulating in the woods like animals who fear not God and disregard the holy marriage established before the fall of man. I'm so disgusted by all you sick animals!
aizen7777777777 1 year ago
@booobed lol well he's a funny and for a video character the cutest one I've seen...eh...I sound like a dork. lol
xxxAirmidxxx 9 months ago
nice. i like how you enlarged the font of your choices so i can actually read, unlike other videos. i was searching for a video that shows conversations involving licking a frozen lamp post but can't seem to find any.
DirecDelta 2 years ago
hes fucking the girl who has no voice.
chrislovespillz 2 years ago 43
YOU NEED A DWARF FEMALE YO
Caeis 2 years ago 3
Haha yeah i guess
bouldaa 2 years ago
Haha, Alistair is awesome.
Nice clip!
Seelendrachen 2 years ago
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Aww, MAJOR letdown. I thought it was going to be a DRAGON sex scene, but it was just two boring humans <.<
eviltaniwha 2 years ago