A look upon the shore what stench this way comes tis a boatload full of irishmen all stinking and all drunk. Make filthy senders flee from their homeland in the sea and if god have mercy he would sink their boats immediately. So raise the bridges shut the ports keep the irish from our shores drown the children before their eyes no irish need apply
@GalexOwns hahahahahaha i just read your reply... i like watching real trolls in action! you should know that calling someone a virgin only offends virgins... and i think you like it... so i'll say it "oh shit! you know 5 languages! you must be so smart and not virgin! you are the best!"
this whole debate over sarah being hot or not is getting a bit old. i mean she seems like a confident lovely young lady and probably doesn't need creepy guys on youtube debating over her looks. she may not be a "10" to some guys on here but she's a "10" to someone and that's all that matters.
Also, sarah is modestly hot. Her personally makes her more attractive. She was the first example of something i've noticed in other girls, and have since dubbed the Sarah Schneider effect.
This reminds of some show I saw where a guy tries to use a clone of himself to serenade some chick in hopes that she will fall for him. But then the clone starts malfunctioning and the whole thing gets screwed up.
This guy is my hero. Two weeks ago I began talking like him and my gf broke up with me. Last night she called to see if i've changed and I called her a communist and said she was no longer welcome in my catacomb.
Im Irish :(
KnifeInTheAss 1 hour ago
i want that mask.
themudball 5 days ago
I love you, Streeter.
HannahAnimatorTV 1 week ago
I ship Sarah and the Phantom
HondaCrab777 3 weeks ago
Im Irish and I find this very offensive
octivenote 4 weeks ago
@octivenote
you do know the channel's name has 'humor' in it? :)
ryoking94 3 weeks ago
@octivenote im offensive and i find this funny
MrX3joe 3 weeks ago
@octivenote learn to take a joke fuckwit
RandomMetalGuy666 1 week ago
wasnt offensive to me
GreeenGiantt 1 month ago
this would have more views if it said sarah-nude
hurley56476 1 month ago in playlist Streeter Theeter The Phantom
Audio transcriptions on this are AMAZING :L
theredegg1 1 month ago
commercials are getting longer XC
MsRonniegirl 1 month ago
Lovely legs on Sarah.
never3st 2 months ago 4
isn't the guitar player sarah's little brother will?
ellagrace810 2 months ago
@ellagrace810 How did you find out she had a brother? I had no idea!
MadiMe123 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@MadiMe123 i follow her on twitter and she's mentioned him a few times, i think he works for bustedtees
ellagrace810 2 months ago
sounds better when your drunk
sirchickenman 3 months ago
sarah is like neferette the smurf... think about it
crayzieeechick 4 months ago
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crayzieeechick 4 months ago
could anyone pls post the lyrics to the rock n' roll song? =)
elendiel 4 months ago
@elendiel Have you heard about my girl? She's really fine
She is my number one lady and you know she's all mine
Daddy didn't like me so I said he was a (don't know what this word is)
So they locked him up in prison, this is what she said
I miss my daddy dearest but I love you anyway
He was a dirty communist and he had to go away
Now that I have a real Phantom of my own
I can forget about my daddy cos he's dying all alone HEY!
supersealbush 3 months ago
@supersealbush thanks =)
elendiel 3 months ago
@supersealbush the word is "red" as in communist
GabrielTheRod 3 months ago
@GabrielTheRod Oh, haha xD
supersealbush 3 months ago
i saw 'Sarah-nude', so i clicked
AnonymityUnbound 4 months ago 3
I love this
TwoStupidGirlsYT 5 months ago
A look upon the shore what stench this way comes tis a boatload full of irishmen all stinking and all drunk. Make filthy senders flee from their homeland in the sea and if god have mercy he would sink their boats immediately. So raise the bridges shut the ports keep the irish from our shores drown the children before their eyes no irish need apply
TheDirtysouthfan 5 months ago
i want a pound and a half of emperor penguin meat lol
SeO 5 months ago
I love the guitar player's shirt: "Bo knows obscurity"! Hilarious!
Boogawes 6 months ago
damn sarah, you so pretty
98765432123456789000 6 months ago
' streeter
bluetigerltd 6 months ago
Isn't streetet Irish?
bluetigerltd 6 months ago 12
@bluetigerltd Yes, and he can sing for sure!!
Boogawes 6 months ago
@bluetigerltd it isnt streeter dummie
Yoshimatey 1 week ago in playlist Streeter Theater
LOL Nothin against the Irish, but that was well funny LOL xD Oh man, I'm gonna learn all the words too that.
ElvisLivesUpstairs 6 months ago
1:23 LOL the guitar guy's face xD
limegreendonkey77 6 months ago
goddamn it wheres 4:20?
TheGhostPSN29 6 months ago
This was 4:20 long lol
handibikeproductions 7 months ago
Let me give you a piece of advice: even though you live alone and it was the middle of the night... it's not okay to not flush when you drop a duece.
trekkiebaby 7 months ago
@trekkiebaby Doesn't everyone just run a bath get in and shit there. Like putting a silencer on a gun.
PrimaIScream 6 months ago
That guitarist needs to be in more videos.
theeflea3 7 months ago
At the end, did he say ''half-pound of penguin meat''?
TheRailbaron 7 months ago
@TheRailbaron Yup, lol.
1darkwingotaku 7 months ago
@TheRailbaron Pound and a half.
krackhed999 7 months ago
I have to watch this damn video at least once a month T_T
GooGobbler113 7 months ago
@GooGobbler113 Why?
nosamnosam123 7 months ago
LOOK!! ITS ABE LINCOLN!! xD
MrBodugolaa 7 months ago
what is the last song he sings? it is very good
toby6119 7 months ago
im irish......... if i had a dollar for every time someone tried to drown me ::/
ciaranf107 7 months ago
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Beplayinmon234 8 months ago
A pillow over ur head
EyeStormProductionz 8 months ago
761 people are Irish @.@ Kidding
fliptrip729 8 months ago
i thought it said Sarah-nude
but i was wrong :(
lazyy4ssM3x1c4n 8 months ago
anyone thinks the guitarist is hot?
MissusFingerBottom 8 months ago
It's funny how they insulted the Irish cause streeter's irish haha
1427mackryan 8 months ago
Do more videos insulting the Irish. They're really funny!!
randomliamsquares765 8 months ago
@randomliamsquares765 fuck you dude
coffer97 8 months ago
id fuck sarah anyday shes perfect :)
thyaaawad 8 months ago
Its a pirate shanty!
mark4851 8 months ago
Do MORE OF THESE AND HELLO MY NAME IS!!!!!!!!!
yellowman808 8 months ago
This ones my favorite :)
"to see you in your bed and burnin"
"is that a metaphor ?"
"NO!!"
ohhaithur090 8 months ago
Soon this will be uploaded by "PhantomVEVO"
DaBelovedOne 8 months ago 65
He looks like Streeter o_o
Greendaycheese 8 months ago
@Greendaycheese he is Streeter : )
oldtimesong 8 months ago
I liked phantom till he started fussing the irish
ydneah13 8 months ago
@Foaly552 fuck u
ydneah13 8 months ago
761 people are Irish.
Foaly552 8 months ago
@Foaly552 Some people are Irish but liked this video. :( That was mean. (Im not Irish though.)
xxxEPICGURLxxx 8 months ago
That's one epic beard.
GoreKayke 9 months ago
The last song reminds me of another song, it sounds very familiar. Does anyone know anything similar?
verdicktrobin 9 months ago 44
@verdicktrobin it think you mean loving you by paolo nutini
heartshapedbeing 7 months ago
@verdicktrobin im not sure but maybe its "angie" by the stones
Crea80r 5 months ago
@verdicktrobin crazy love van Morrison?
JonnaBearNI 4 months ago
@verdicktrobin Most songs by Jack Johnson.
maxamalicious 4 months ago
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Ferus11 2 months ago
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DeathBladeLight 1 month ago
I'm English :)
fluffymole0913 9 months ago
streeter is irish
tGmSpOrTs12 9 months ago
im irish....... :D
jjgamerboy 10 months ago
I was creeped out at first because I thought the guitar guy was streeter... O.o
TheAngelNightmare 10 months ago 3
@TheAngelNightmare
me too xD but that would have been cool
stupidzhangjiayi 9 months ago
I'm 1/3 Irish and I Loved It!
MichaelR43 10 months ago
I love that mask :D
TheLonelyImmortal 10 months ago
It's kinda weird that sarahs brother is playing guitar....
Bertey141 10 months ago
buhaha
fightnfright 10 months ago
@GalexOwns hahahahahaha i just read your reply... i like watching real trolls in action! you should know that calling someone a virgin only offends virgins... and i think you like it... so i'll say it "oh shit! you know 5 languages! you must be so smart and not virgin! you are the best!"
ninguemtemesse 10 months ago
Yo,I'm offended on wat u said about Irish people and others too
werewolvesrock57 10 months ago
@werewolvesrock57 deal with it
aguynamedcurt 10 months ago
TACO!
Mrbr0w 11 months ago
who else thought it said sarah-nude?
silverchill1 11 months ago
that is actually streeters brother
Cejo871 11 months ago
I believe Jeff to be the least necessary collegehumor employee. Most valuable is probably Streeter or Amir.
BiologicalMetacrisis 11 months ago
@BiologicalMetacrisis
Did you know Jeff was the first employee? He pretty much helped build the site.
Jennyfisch 11 months ago
I find Sarah a "10" i don't care what anyone else thinks. I honestly haven't had a crush since like 4th grade, but i seriously have a crush on her <3
That being said i think she is also a funny, necessary part of College Humor.
EvilApple567 11 months ago 6
A-look upon our shores, what stench this way comes
Tis a boatload full of irishmen, all stinking and all drunk.
McFilthy Sinners flee from their homeland in the see
and if god had any mercy he'd sink their boats immediatly
so raise the bridges shut the ports
keep the irish from our shores
drown the children for their lies (not sure on this line)
no irish need apply
shilelea 11 months ago 2
does anyone know what the first song try to resemble?
aabbccyyzz 1 year ago
@aabbccyyzz yo mama's titties
SgtSwagger93 11 months ago
@SgtSwagger93 come on fart breath... was trying to be real here
aabbccyyzz 11 months ago
this whole debate over sarah being hot or not is getting a bit old. i mean she seems like a confident lovely young lady and probably doesn't need creepy guys on youtube debating over her looks. she may not be a "10" to some guys on here but she's a "10" to someone and that's all that matters.
hotpink910 1 year ago 165
@hotpink910 thats really sounds like your talking about a ugly fat chick lol but she is pretty hot i cant lie
iscaryou 11 months ago
@hotpink910 oh blah. she works at college humor. she obviously knows jokes and humor. and how to take them.
GoreKayke 9 months ago
@hotpink910 Personally i think her personality makes her a 10!
bambs3 9 months ago
@hotpink910 yup and those creepy guys debating are probably not in her league too, they are probably a three.
MissusFingerBottom 8 months ago
@hotpink910 This girl is pretty hot. I'd give her a 10 XD
IROCK80551 8 months ago
@hotpink910 meh.. i give her a 6, but the 5 second films girl is fucking.. jesus.. i dont even know.
mkdray992 6 months ago
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@hotpink910 Sarah's as plain as they come.
ValleyOfChrome2112 6 months ago
@hotpink910 I find her really attractive. =]
boywhogames 5 months ago
sarah is a 6 at best
matsball 1 year ago
ahh XD penguin meat..!?
Mysticsloth 1 year ago
i liked the second song...
1996catfish 1 year ago
I'm Irish
ZimZark27 1 year ago
i want the chord so badly....
FngBaker 1 year ago
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wait, i thought that streeter was the phantom? but he's playing the guitar?
thegrumpysnorlax 1 year ago
wait, i thought that streeter was the phantom? but he's playing the guitar?
thegrumpysnorlax 1 year ago
@thegrumpysnorlax The guitar player is Sarah's brother, Will.
AEMoreira81 1 year ago
Phantom loves us Irish really :D
JohnnyGreaserCade 1 year ago
phantom is by FAR streeter's best character.
Also, sarah is modestly hot. Her personally makes her more attractive. She was the first example of something i've noticed in other girls, and have since dubbed the Sarah Schneider effect.
RobotKing27 1 year ago 3
I know they're just acting, but it would still be awkward to have your brother playing slow jams while Phantom was talking about stalking you. Ha ha.
BitterJaneCharacter 1 year ago 3
Saroo-o-oo
deceasedmonkeys1221 1 year ago
chords anyone?
panthera4 1 year ago 2
SKINNY STREETER!
leejazmin 1 year ago
Streeter is fucking hilarious. Has me rolling every time he plays phantom...
11215142615 1 year ago 4
Wow.. The second and third songs are actually really good.. That guitarist is great, and Streeter is a brilliant singer!
DeathMetalThunder 1 year ago
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elginxxxman 1 year ago
irish they'd all leave our country
lolll i love streeter.
GucciGina92 1 year ago 3
@GucciGina92
I didn't get that?
What's the pun behind it?
LanteanKnight 10 months ago
@LanteanKnight 1. Its the name of the first song, and 2. "Irish" sounds like "I wish"
adriky102 9 months ago
We seriously need more streeter theeter. SO DAMN GOOD AND FUNNY!!!!!! :D
thewestshow7 1 year ago 2
@thewestshow7 agreed
claeshultcrantz 1 year ago
Ew, Joe Scarborough? Really?
MikeEmery9 1 year ago
So raise the bridges, shop the ports, keep the Irish from our shores! Drown the children, bore their eyes!
XD
TheVdogamez 1 year ago
Streeter is a great singer
DoucheFagX 1 year ago
This reminds of some show I saw where a guy tries to use a clone of himself to serenade some chick in hopes that she will fall for him. But then the clone starts malfunctioning and the whole thing gets screwed up.
MylestheMediaMaster 1 year ago
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MylestheMediaMaster 1 year ago
This is the best Streeter Theeter ever.
MylestheMediaMaster 1 year ago
...i just noticed that theater is not spelt correctly
radicalpigon 1 year ago
@radicalpigon It's on purpose :)
XplosivCookie 1 year ago
So he did have penguin meat
Why would Sara want to see that
jaminholl 1 year ago
streeter is the best actor
MadJack122 1 year ago
Phantom is right though... Always flush after pinching a loaf no matter what the circumstances
allthewayqualla 1 year ago
@allthewayqualla Yeah, why the hell wouldn't you flush?
MylestheMediaMaster 1 year ago
I just KNEW the song would be about the Irish.
SingMeAnElla 1 year ago
SHE SAID THE "F" WORD...DAMN....
MylestheMediaMaster 1 year ago
look up in the top left corner and watch how the time jumps.
DJKIDNYCE 1 year ago
BO KNOWS OBSCURITY
sneekpeekz 1 year ago
She is not that hot. She is average. I'm sorry.
knute62 1 year ago
the guitarist dude kind of looks like streeter. are they brothers? O:
laCathiee 1 year ago
@laCathiee The guitarist is actually Sarah's brother.
AEMoreira81 1 year ago
@AEMoreira81 well then he must be the father of the man baby from the Hardly Working: Man Baby episode. witch oddly enough is played by streeter! lol
hotpink910 1 year ago
@hotpink910 *which*
hotpink910 1 year ago
This guy is my hero. Two weeks ago I began talking like him and my gf broke up with me. Last night she called to see if i've changed and I called her a communist and said she was no longer welcome in my catacomb.
fightnfright 1 year ago 131
@fightnfright no.. your the hero lol
Matthew94R 1 year ago
@fightnfright She broke up with you just for talking like Streeter Theeter? What the hell? But that's awesome lol
CrusaderKnight25 11 months ago
@fightnfright You are my hero! lol
bombchild 10 months ago
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DeathSheep777 1 year ago
the last song is really groovy they should make an entire song :D
MuzikiaMen 1 year ago
she would get it though
sgtrummy 1 year ago
Phantom again gives me a laugh for the day. When doesn't this man not do or say something that isn't completely screwed up.....
DonnaFan50 1 year ago 5
Phantom wishes that what he said at 0:05 really did happen :D
AEMoreira81 1 year ago 4
real sheet music!!!?!?!?!?!?!?? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
natazuke 1 year ago
Take a naughty tour to naughty mworld5.info
shamaliification 1 year ago
im irish i didnt take offence but y ireland
MrTheSmurf 1 year ago
@MrTheSmurf Because Streeter (The phantom) is mostly Irish
TheGretschFanatic27 1 year ago
Just realized the streeter lookalike is sarahs bro!!
asianmuffin9 1 year ago
So raise the bridges, Shut the ports, keep the irish from our shores!
LastDanStanding 1 year ago
sarah his nice titties... i'd totally motorboat that shit
inder5678 1 year ago
Sarah is super cute.
maxxis202 1 year ago
I'm Irish shud I be offended?
MartinFinneganGlan 1 year ago
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Blamuraii 1 year ago
that guitarist looks like a younger streeter >:O
Blamuraii 1 year ago 2
rofl I love the songs hahahaa its like... so F'ed up XD
MeanieMaxie 1 year ago
If you're going to sing to two Schneiders - just sing to one! If you're going to sing to two, just sing to one!
AEMoreira81 1 year ago
what the fuck why is there an ad before every video fuck this shit.
iamorion4026 1 year ago
wow this is fuckin hilarious
thedeadbeats 1 year ago
fuck the British army!
VicesLikeViper 1 year ago