Golden Globes 2011: Bruce Willis is Ashton Kutcher's Dad

[DonRMB]

I thought Willis was going to Retort... Then I realized he was just having problems to read the Teleprompter -.-

[chilledhoney]

So F'in funny! They are all one big happy family except now Demi is ageing in Hollywood and smoked some convulsive formula that sent her into a epilemtic seizure... Her friends state she lives on Red Bull. Demi needs to eat more, makes you look younger without surgery!

[0RockaRolla0]

What happened with Willis and Kutcher for this joke to be funny?

[tharangafo]

@0RockaRolla0 u really don't know?

Bruce Willis married to the Demi Moore (Ashton kutcher's current wife - Moore's 3rd husband) Ashton Kutcher 22 years younger than Willis (Demi Moore 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher)

[DemoraX]

"Hollywuzz Dud...err"™ Bruce Willis.

[BufasB]

@DemoraX nailed it

[AhmadAlony123]

G-G-G-Good c-c-come b-b-back Bruce.

[brigLeek]

That's one of my favourite moments!

[tarantino712]

BAALD!!

[ArcadeEVA]

it was so painful to watch willis fuck up and then bite his lip

[valdez87]

Oh suuure, Bruce, because you and the rest of them haven't had any of that "fortune" yourself...

[walterconkrite]

I lost respect for Bruce Willis running up behind his ex wife Demi with Ashton Kutcher's dick in her mouth!

[SASJKL]

this is the funniest. just period. there's nothing else to it. it's the funniest.

[lukeyboymufc1990]

Can someone tell me whats the deal with ashton kutcher and bruce willis? i didn't get that joke

[MamuVies]

@lukeyboymufc1990 Ashton Kutcher is married to Demi Moore, Bruce Willis' ex-wife.

[mcleviss1990]

@MamuVies WAS marries ;)

[Rachulie]

lol this reminds me of most americans; they are huge pussies. they can say USA USA #1! but when u joke around with them they get sooo pissed.

[voteforjoe]

@Rachulie

bruce willis has a stutter. thats why he seems so pissed all the time.

[dilwich123]

That stumble Willis makes made him look a real tool.

[57187262]

@dilwich123 Go say that to bruce willis! most bad ass man alive! lol

[dilwich123]

@57187262 Worst hairpiece alive ;)

[57187262]

@dilwich123 ummm what?

[Skoshtwo]

FITH ELEMEN

[swfc13]

fayul. Nice to see Bruce taking it on the chin though haha

[sonnyjuggalo08]

Good comeback Bruce...

[The8347135]

Bruce Willis is the master of comebacks

[iamjoshx]

Ricki is hilarious, but Harts War and fifth element were awesome movies.

[jubilantjam]

I can't believe people got mad at Gervais. I was DYING laughing at damn near everything he said.

[DonRMB]

@jubilantjam Hollywood is full Butt hurt idiots..

[UnstableUranium]

@jubilantjam Probably because you're not the one getting laughed at ;)

[cicely666]

@jubilantjam sames! did you watch life's too short? with johnny depp taking the piss an acting like a prick an hating ricky gervais? soooo funny! plus warrick davis is in it so it's amazing XDxx

[evali09]

@jubilantjam then you are probably as mean as him...:(

[Junglekun]

ricky is awesome

but i bet he didnt see the fifth element lol.. tops any other of bruce's movies (well maybe with the exception of die hard 1)

[ohhnataliee]

LOLOLOL

[Thedreamycatcher]

omg....i kinda feel sorry for bruce willis... he must be kicking him for stumbling his words on his come back! ;S ouch............

[DrSequoia]

Fifth Element was epic. That guy proved to be retarded. I guess most of american people never quite learn to get the concept behind the popart.

[ChoKeWanKa]

please, what says Bruce Willis? "Sometimes hollywood does..."?

[blacklords2]

@ChoKeWanKa sometimes hollywood does provide you outrageous fortune, Ricky!!!

[xiomilolo]

@ChoKeWanKa "..provide you with outrageous fortune; Ricky."

[MissChanandelerBong]

LIke pacman :)

[paginipro]

boring

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

Fifth Element is one of the best films ever, its a classic

[steffan1992]

i don't get the joke? help!!!

[Kubandaisey305]

@steffan1992 Bruce willis is Demi Moore's ex husband and ashton kutcher is her current hubby, the joke is that they have this weird friendship between them i guess. And the iceing on the cake is that he introduced Bruce wt the worst films he's ever done! LOL

[denaomi89]

@steffan1992 Because Bruce Willis was married to Demi Moore a long time ago and they have 3 children together. Also Demi Moore is way older than Ashton and her oldest daughter is like just ten years young than him. People love to make fun of them because of it.

[LouisKing995]

i liked the firth element

[squidbabies]

Pretty fearless



[sleepeeg3]

Haha, he was pissed!

[steeplechasers]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brilliant.

[TheReilly8]

criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnge at the end not the man i knew in die hard

[jim191185]

after bruce willis' 'joke' i could actually hear the bubbles in all of the champagne glasses

[cutiepie4shurr]

Actually Demi Moore didn't leave Bruce for Ashton. Demi and Bruce were divorced in 2000..she started dating Ashton in 03 and married him in 05. It's just a jab at Bruce because it's his ex wives new man and because Ashton is like 15 yrs younger than her lol Bruce is old enough to be his dad

[thaer12345]

I don't get the thing with Ashton Kutcher.. could someone explain it please?

[ArchhereticK]

@thaer12345 Bruce's wife left him for Ashton Kutcher.

[Sarcasm651]

Sometimes Hollywood does...arghhh...I've fucked this joke up, look at my face drop, I look like a prick.

[bensimps123]

can someone just tell me why he said this? i dont get it obviousley i missed something

[sparkyinbath]

@Teedub19864 Then why did he look like he'd just fucked his mum?

[ColdShaunV2]

I couldn't watch the ending

[marblemadness22]

That was brilliant... I loved it

[chefawkes]

This wasn't mean like the tim allen when, because everyone know bruce did some awesome movies. unlike tim, where the mean joke was actually true.

[faridrr]

@chefawkes I totally agree..lol

[HizFall3nAng3l]

bruce gave the willis and it gave me the willies

[theworldiscarloful]

modulations!

[Quex01]

BRING OUT THE GIMP!

[jr73340]

Gervais says Mel Gibson and Colin Farrell (2010) are alcoholics but he admits he is a drunk when he does this. He laughs at Gibson for making comments about Jews, but he makes comments about Christians all the time. And, yes, Gervais' comments are just as bad as Gibson's. He laughs at Christians for being self-righteous, but he makes a living tearing people down in public.

[YungAJITH]

@jr73340 coz thats wat most christians lyk urself are you righteous prick

[MrChoppington]

@jr73340 are you borderline autistic? Gervais satirises religion for comic effect, there is no element of satire to what mel gibson says about jews. Do you understand how comedy works at all? Can you tell the difference between a joke and a statement of opinion? People like you literally do need to get a sense of humour.

[DaBigCheeseLuigi]

@jr73340

Watch when he talks about religion. He ALWAYS says; "To me, all religions are equal. They're all the same. They don't make sense and I don't believe in them."

And he is a comedian. He makes fun of himself (when did you last see a christian make fun of their own religion) AS WELL AS other people.

[quidseeker]

@jr73340 I'm glad.

[sparkyinbath]

Nice comeback.

Not.

[zahropit]

hard to talk when you just got kicked in your balls

[thejobloshow]

Oh shit, Bruce stuttered. Must have been pissed after the show being seen uncool like that.

[DarkquestDeathhunter]

The only reason I watch and re-watch this clip is for Ricky's little dismissive handwave at "Mercury Rising", that movie was totally forgettable. It's almost as if Ricky's apologizing for saying it! Fucking hilarious!

[The01kic]

I hate that everyone was like "OH HE'S SO MEAN" and 'THAT'S TOO FAR" lol he's suppose to be funny and the actors were not mad. RICKY is awesome!

[dageezerboi]

I dont get the joke...

[fighterlovesheather]

ur stupid!

[BeeVan19]

@dageezerboi Ashton Kutcher married his ex-wife Demi Moore... who is like almost twice ashtons age.

[ltflermy]

Well at least Willis took it in stride and laughed, because no matter what, what Ricky said was fucking hilarious!

[Crookmeisteren]

i don't think he was offended in the slightest, zach galifianakis made a similar joke on between two ferns a while ago

[artyrowerpom]

a yank will always fall short in front of a superior intellect

[bonocusack]

My question is, if Ricky Gervais is ever in a movie again...who's it going to be with? He sounds just as egotistical as the ones he's joking about. It's only funny when they are taken down a peg or two, not when they get their legs swept out from under them. When someone with any sort of notoriety is feted for something, the presenters get to do a roast. That was more like a broil.

Besides... Bruce is from Jersey. Ricky probably wound up in a back alley after the show nursing a few injuries.

[ivanchis15]

@bonocusack : He better not do more movies cause the ones he has made were bad. Also, he is egoistical but he is open about it and talks about it directly while introducing it into his comedy. An everyone specially people with huge egos (lots of movie stars) need to be told the truth in the face sharply once in a while, if it is funny even better.

[scottycent1234]

Yippee ki-ay... motherFAIL.

[sengmand]

They are actors they should be able to act like they have a sense of humour. But Willis takes it well.

[Mikez4]

Awesome joke, and introducing him with his worst films. Priceless.

[LE0NSKA]

@Mikez4 except 5th element

[PikkoPikkoPikko]

@Mikez4 Fifth Element is one of the most Epic Sci-Fi Shit, dont be a foul, kiddo!

[usernamealredytaken]

@Mikez4 you got it mike

[HMWGaminggod]

@Mikez4 But the Fith Element is one of my favourite films ever!!!

[isometric85]

@HMWGaminggod fifth element is the best....and bruce willis is going to put a multipass in ricky gervais mouth and break his teeth

[antigravitydawgz]

@Mikez4 5th element is bad? LOLWUT

[godginrai1]

Bruce Willis = failed comeback sucked in

[MsJenz10]

its not funny that was so slack of him to say that

[loozool]

Bruce got phazed, it was very interesting and entertaining and that is Ricky's job,

and he does it well.

[matt3pts]

Hollywoods dud"? whatchu talkin bout Willis!

[carola613]

That "joke" wasn´t funny..

[usernamealredytaken]

'Hollywoods dud?' Thats you willis

[dalesalsa]

@usernamealredytaken No... Bruce is not hollywood dud... Bruce is still cool man... c'mon.

[usernamealredytaken]

@dalesalsa fair enough dale

[Keksakallu]

You can tell he's cool with it, because he's practically laughing as he comes onstage.

[HolySerbia]

zing9753 Exactly, you answered your own question thru your confusion. Ricky's reference was a suggestion (and how hillarious) as 2 how bizarre the whole Kutcher & Demi Moore & Bruce Willis dynamic is. Bruce, i thought handled the thing well and although was taken back and ego on the line actually seemed 2 appreciate the comical nature of Ricky's comments. It was actually probably fresh 4 him 2 hear the truth as those around him no doubt go outta their way 2 hear what he wants 2 hear.

[Garyrthk]

Bruce Willis is NOT so petty he gets angry at jokes like that. He was rolling with exactly the same joke on "Between Two Ferns" with Zach Galifaniakis. He has one of the best senses of humour in Hollywood and has never been too pompous to laugh at himself. Check out his most recent interview with Jon Stewart. It's not Willis who needs the humour transplant.

[zing9753]

can someone please explain the joke to me. I know demi moore was married to Bruce willis, but did Willis actually play ashton kutcher's dad in a movie?

[PhilsCinema]

ashton kutcher is married to Bruce Willises ex. Demi Moore...........of course ashton is much younger than demi moore. so thats the joke............ribbing Wallis about being ashton kutchers "dad"

Willis 23 years older than ashton kutcher and demi moore 16 years older.Moore was old enough to drive when ashton kutcher was born.

[WubwubDubstep]

Haha, do you reckon when he got home he sat down in an armchair in front of the fireplace with a large glass of scotch, and was just like

"Damnit Bruce. God damnit."

Then punched a mirror and downed the glass.

[tr4d3m4rk44]

@WubwubDubstep ROFL.

Ahhhhhhh, that gave me a good laugh.

[NICEDOPPY]

RICKY MAKES A MISTAKE BECAUSE IS JUST CONFUSE WITH MR BRUCE WILLIS WHO GOT A NICE REACTION IN FRONT OF THAT UNFAIR JOKE. I BELIEVE HE WANNA SAID : " PLEASE WELCOME ASHTON KUTCHER MOM´S DEMI MOORE!! "

[usernamealredytaken]

Love the way he says 'Hart's war'!! That comeback just tops it off!

[majiicpu3D]

what an unfunny fat piece of shit

[Tigarius4]

@majiicpu3D fat?

[usernamealredytaken]

@majiicpu3D Have you not seen him in die hard?

[TheEliteMagnifique]

@majiicpu3D Humor transplant needed.

[oioienglishboiere]

@majiicpu3D who is your dad? get a sense of humour you sad dickhead

[charliechutney]

@majiicpu3D Bruce Willis isn't fat.

[majiicpu3D]

@charliechutney

I was talking about Ricky Gervais

[charliechutney]

@majiicpu3D  I was being sarcastic.

[woodyrulesok]

Fucking love Hudson Hawk!!!

[Premed1981]

The best comeback for this would be " I am your dad too, ricky !"

[crg55555]

LMFAO Sucked in Ashton ya tweet facebook wanna be Hero Carnt wait till ten years from now when D looks like ya Nanna Truly LMFAO WD Ricky Truth Hurts lol lmao :)

[deserttwilight]

Freudian slip.

Love em both.

[FDBproductions316]

Bruce Willis's comeback was the Bruce Willis Stare 0:48

[Vaggeli]

Hey Fifth Element was awesome!

[mirabilo]

that was good but I still like Bruce Willis

[nobbynobs]

Gervais is one of the funniest men on the planet. As for Willis' comeback, I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that wasn't a fluffed comeback.... listen again.... "Sometimes Hollywood's dud.... er.... Hollywood does provide you with outrageous fortune". You could argue he was saying that Gervais is Hollywood's dud.

Or, he just fucked it right up.

[oscarholland2]

@nobbynobs well yeah it didnt sound like a stutter more like Hollywoods dud, er does 

[restless391]

Lamest comeback ever

[HolySerbia]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha.....hillarious..!!!

Ricky 2 MC the Australian TV Logies.

[GrooTheWanderer80]

there's nothing funnier than hearing a British dude call someone a "fucking cunt". Never fails to split my sides.

[doug72rad]

@liammcnulty87 You are a dick.

[mamabear0204]

Thank you for the laughs, Ricky. I only wish you were on TV more often.

[mamabear0204]

These people need a sense of humor about themselves. Learn to laugh at yourselves, you self-important, over-indulged "stars". You are of the most fortunate people in the world. There are people living in squalor, dying b/c they don't have clean drinking water and you are getting offended by a little joke that happened to be VERY FUNNY.

[xabi14]

Ricky won that battle haha, bruce, u stuttered mate, an in that moment your credability was lost lol

[creerulz]

lmao at willis' comeback. fail

[majiicpu3D]

ricky gervais is a fucking douchebag, not funny at all...british fucker

[oconnorthelegend]

@majiicpu3D SHUT UP YOU CUNT!

[douboymkIII]

alec baldwin laughed his ass off throughout and bruce willis gave a good comeback,

highlights of the evening

[sanjuro4]

Lol, when he lists all of Bruce's shitty films. (I do like some of his films)

[hugeackman]

@sanjuro4 coming from the star of invention of lying and ghost town, that's pretty fucking rich.

[sanjuro4]

Funny. I liked Bruce W in films like Die Hard (1), Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, but I get the impression he's quite prickly and takes himself a bit too seriously. He looked like he was about to crack when he attempted the comeback line.

[rrtodd95]

You could just see Willis seething with anger.

Ricky should host every awards show, these idiots wouldn't take themselves so seriously then.

[stripped5]

this was really funny.

[Mockingbird5150]

best part. willis took it well.

[1youcanterase]

Too bad you gave away the joke in the title.

[mayfield4]

willis stuttered his comeback remark, probably needed an hours rehearsal and an autocue first !!! Well done Ricky, great line, if these guys cannot laugh at themselves they dont deserve to be in the lofty position of wealth and fame they are in. The world is a violent, crazy place, so smile, laugh at it, even if you're the victim, and Hollywood, you take yourself SO seriously it's almost pathetic. These people are actors, not life-saving doctors, firemen or Mother Theresa of Calcutta.

[LovelyHishi]

@mayfield4 You hit the nail on the head! Absolutely agree!

(not sure about brucie though, I like him and I only heard of him as being fun.....)

[DannyBoy777777]

@mayfield4 I agree with you. Willis' was a pathetic 'comeback', if we can really call it that and keep a straight face.

[sidelock123]

@mayfield4 well said!

[FIVEADAYKEEPSDOCAWAY]

bruce clearly doesnt write his own movie comeback lines cos his line here stinked something awful. he stuttered and then made it worse by saying something unfunny and frankly odd. a bit like his career nowadays.

[iamtheasianjamesbond]

bruce willis owned lol, his comeback was dry

[insanemoms]

@iamtheasianjamesbond LOL..he does stutter there for a quick second

[DannyBoy777777]

@iamtheasianjamesbond Dry is another word for crap in comedic terms.

[HeatVisionPaolo]

@DannyBoy777777 its not.

[cycopl]

@DannyBoy777777 You couldn't be any more wrong.

[DannyBoy777777]

@cycopl No, I'm not. Besides the fact he stuttered and the audience could barely hear it, it was shit. Clearly, Willis does not write his own 'witty' lines in movies. It probably took him an hour or two to think of that. Poor. Piss poor.

[aweisti]

@DannyBoy777777 dry another word for crap? are you an idiot, some the of the best comedians in the world were very dry humour

[DannyBoy777777]

@aweisti Learn to take things in context moron.

[eskimojoe1]

@iamtheasianjamesbond no, his comeback was shite

[aussiedon8]

@iamtheasianjamesbond Where is a team of writers when you need it.

[diewahrheitistnochda]

@iamtheasianjamesbond hey mr. cool, how would YOU act in his position?