My ex-husband is English and a former soldier, and after one family dinner at my house in America he walked out going, "You people are more horrible to each other than anyone else I've ever met in my life - I'm not ever doing that again, I can't listen to families talk that way to each other." And this guy served in Northern Ireland, Bosnia, Iraq and Afghanistan, watching people kill each other. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
What a great example and im sorry. My family is well established,wealthy and has prestige. They go at me and each other with out shame. Yep. America now. The land of get what you can and take what you can ,when you can ,however you can. My Grandfather. My hero was a great man. Thank God he favored me. Taught me virtues and morals. The movie is funny ,But not far off from reality. Looks we are 2 people who experienced it first hand. Merry Christmas from TEXAS,God bless
@rosalindhulse Nah, "Your husband ain't dead lady, he's hiding". Oh hell, all of my favorite lines seem to be in this clip! Including the one you quoted!
Does anyone know if the scene with the tree was scripted or Spacey ad-libbed? So fucking random it's hilarious this is way better than all the apparent Christmas classics like Christmas Vacation that get all day marathons on AMC while this one remains unheard of.
@88mphsss I know..I can identify with that sooo much; just going nuts and beating the piss outta the Christmas tree with a firepoker!! It reminds me of the scene in Summer Rental when John Candy beats the hell out of his refrigirator with a crutch to get rid of all the crashers in his house!!XD
@88mphsss I saw it, but it's been about 17 years. I need to watch it again. Does Kevin Costner show his butt in that movie too? My memory fails me!! :)
@1982Moonbird Well JFK is on my short list of the best ever. Along with The Ref and American Beauty of course. I recommend it, but it's not really for any of the history stuff I guess!
"What the fuck is wrong with you? I thought Mom's were supposed to be nice...and sweet...and patient. I KNOW loan sharks that are more forgiving than you! Your husband ain't dead lady...he's hidin'."
3:04- I'm pretty sure there are times when we've all wanted to say that to our parents...especially when they stick their noses into your personal affairs.
"Mother, is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? You know what mom, you know what I'm gonna get you next Christmas? a big wooden cross so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it"
I'd like to tie her to the back of a truck.
juliabohemian 1 month ago
lol
thesilverspider 1 month ago
"Mary, Gag your grandmother.."
45vincentconnolly 2 months ago
"Your husband ain't dead lady, he's hiding"..is one of the best lines in the movies.
islandsylph 2 months ago
THE CORPSE STILL HAS THE FLOOR !!
REDX3211 2 months ago 2
every one loves a "can you shut the fuck up"
givingitashot1 2 months ago
My family is more dysfuntional than this. I am not proud to say that. Gheez familes in AMERICA have gone insane. The American dream I suppose...LOL
wthjrtx1 2 months ago 2
@wthjrtx1 "Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hidin'."
My ex-husband is English and a former soldier, and after one family dinner at my house in America he walked out going, "You people are more horrible to each other than anyone else I've ever met in my life - I'm not ever doing that again, I can't listen to families talk that way to each other." And this guy served in Northern Ireland, Bosnia, Iraq and Afghanistan, watching people kill each other. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
TankiesYank 2 months ago
@TankiesYank
What a great example and im sorry. My family is well established,wealthy and has prestige. They go at me and each other with out shame. Yep. America now. The land of get what you can and take what you can ,when you can ,however you can. My Grandfather. My hero was a great man. Thank God he favored me. Taught me virtues and morals. The movie is funny ,But not far off from reality. Looks we are 2 people who experienced it first hand. Merry Christmas from TEXAS,God bless
wthjrtx1 2 months ago
MoTHeerr.....Is it possible for you to shuuut the fuuuck up for 10 seconds????? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG
ModelDancerVixen3 2 months ago
Best Christmas movie ever
satchboogyfan 2 months ago 5
@satchboogyfan every time I think about this movie I start LMAO!!!!!
kenstu 2 months ago
I am sorry but I have had enough! I have never heard of such a Christmas!! Sex, and drugs, a-a-and women being set on fire!
Scotter1971 3 months ago
Kevin Spacey Sounds Very Verbal Abusive to His Son.When he was carrying all his money.
072972ification 4 months ago
i wanna shot her...go ahead shot her...LOL...
ltuomela 5 months ago
You dont have the balls hahahaha
247kendall 6 months ago
best line ever..."Mary, gag your grandma"
rosalindhulse 7 months ago 5
@rosalindhulse Nah, "Your husband ain't dead lady, he's hiding". Oh hell, all of my favorite lines seem to be in this clip! Including the one you quoted!
PersephoneInExile 4 months ago 4
No but forget Kevin Costner. Oldman, Pesci and Tommy Lee Jones steal it.!
88mphsss 9 months ago
how can u dislike this movie?
awesomeguy1011000 11 months ago 4
Does anyone know if the scene with the tree was scripted or Spacey ad-libbed? So fucking random it's hilarious this is way better than all the apparent Christmas classics like Christmas Vacation that get all day marathons on AMC while this one remains unheard of.
88mphsss 11 months ago
@88mphsss I know..I can identify with that sooo much; just going nuts and beating the piss outta the Christmas tree with a firepoker!! It reminds me of the scene in Summer Rental when John Candy beats the hell out of his refrigirator with a crutch to get rid of all the crashers in his house!!XD
1982Moonbird 9 months ago
@1982Moonbird is that the one where they're racing sailboats?
88mphsss 9 months ago
@88mphsss yeah...I love that movie....John Candy could go from zero to ape shit in about 3.2 seconds...he was a great actor
1982Moonbird 9 months ago
@1982Moonbird did you see JFK? apparently he was SO nervous to do that part but I'm glad he did.
88mphsss 9 months ago
@88mphsss I saw it, but it's been about 17 years. I need to watch it again. Does Kevin Costner show his butt in that movie too? My memory fails me!! :)
1982Moonbird 9 months ago
@1982Moonbird I guess I never responded to this. No nude Costner in JFK but plenty of gayness in that movie.
88mphsss 3 months ago
@88mphsss Is JFK worth checking out again now that I'm not 12, or is it just too much to sit through?
1982Moonbird 3 months ago
@1982Moonbird Well JFK is on my short list of the best ever. Along with The Ref and American Beauty of course. I recommend it, but it's not really for any of the history stuff I guess!
88mphsss 3 months ago
I fucking hate her Lloyd! I know, I know.
wwetributes897 11 months ago
excuse me, Excuse ME, EXCUSE ME!!!!!!
chrispy3210 1 year ago 4
Your husband ain't dead lady - he's hiding!
areyoureceivingme 1 year ago 4
"Mary, gag your grandma"
BEST LINE EVER!
MissZillaable 1 year ago 3
"What the fuck is wrong with you? I thought Mom's were supposed to be nice...and sweet...and patient. I KNOW loan sharks that are more forgiving than you! Your husband ain't dead lady...he's hidin'."
CitySkin09 1 year ago 4
"THE ARMY?? What the fuck am I, Oswald here?!"
CitySkin09 1 year ago 6
LMFAO
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"Slipper socks..Medium!"
lovelikerazorblade 1 year ago 5
Your husband is not death lady he is hidding lol hahahahaha love this movie she reminds me of my mother in law hehehehehehe
sraceh 1 year ago 2
God bless you!!! This movie is so life saving! :)
entwisenva 1 year ago
i will love to gagged and tied the mom of the kids and have it like that y n my bed
ignacio366 1 year ago
3:20 FTW!!!
CherryIce1114 1 year ago
This is the best 9 minutes of the movie.
daytripper270 1 year ago 4
Slipper socks! Medium! XD
aikotattoo 1 year ago
3:02 best part of the movie
leeroy317 1 year ago
who needs a therapist to help your marriage, get a cat burgler to hold your family hostage and he will solve your problems in no time.
watermoongoddess 1 year ago 5
3:04- I'm pretty sure there are times when we've all wanted to say that to our parents...especially when they stick their noses into your personal affairs.
redplague888 1 year ago
@redplague888 I'll agree with you on that.
watermoongoddess 1 year ago
Mary, gag your grandma! LMAO!
Helicon2112 1 year ago
"you know lady i'd like to tie you to the back of a fuckin' truck." "you dont have the balls" lmao
fordtruckluver4ever 1 year ago
What am i? THE FUCKING CIRCUS? take you with me? LOL
PRMR85PRMR85 2 years ago
"Mother, is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? You know what mom, you know what I'm gonna get you next Christmas? a big wooden cross so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it"
bonorye 2 years ago 73
@bonorye best line of the whole movie.
watermoongoddess 1 year ago
@bonorye this shit is too funny hahaha.
MrMonopolistic 11 months ago
excuse me excuse me excuse me!!!if you dont mind, the corpse still has the floor!!
CryingGypsy 2 years ago 8
bahahah "go ahead shoot her" <3
TheFruityObsesh 2 years ago 39
One of the best Christmas movies.
JZimm8787 2 years ago 6
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watermoongoddess 1 year ago