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  • you win, onion

  • "totally gay sucks you retarded fag" !!!

  • totally gay sucks you suck retarded fag

  • Irronic how this is a youtube video XD

  • this sucks, faggot

  • This video is acually good lol?

  • smosh would win

  • Fuck the onion never fails to put me in a better mood! :D

  • Thumbs up if you think I should die

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  • @JemF1nch

    How do people still not know about Crtl+F? Did you use a PC for the first time last week?

  • haha...aint this the truth. and looks like from the comments here, people think this is real. morons.

  • ORIGINAL COMMENTS? WTF THE 2 top comments r jus BULLSHIT but then again the top comments hav always been bullshit ------>Spanky989 & DaGavinX <-------- suck a dick

  • this video won i think

  • I used to make original comments.... then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • lol

  • Ha! 125 people couldn't make a good video for youtube!

  • Well what do you expect from a mobile camera???

  • my good video is done and pick me to be a winner

  • Who else searched up biggmama's channel?

  • Haha so funny. Comedy.

  • I love how the tag is comedy.

  • Dang I want to enter but it's over.

  • No more "Actually Good" tab on YouTube after the redesign. What a shame.

  • @sebestyenkiraly wait. They actually had one?

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  • Guess it's a satire type video let's not get carried away

  • I love how the onion is full of actual adults just having a sense of humor. Great work.

  • this isnt funny. the onion is not funny.

  • vimeo

  • You've changed Youtube,

    You've changed.

  • uh, this is a little opinion based?

    

  • Cuntsuela hahahaha im gonna look that username up

  • i can play guitar with my teeth behind my head whatever you need check me out ryan kendrick guitar youtube ashkendrick1

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  • I scrolled up, and there is no actually good tab. I am now annoyed.

  • Ps u did not see every YouTube video!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey they are calling everybody's YouTube video bad. Thumbs DOWN

  • check me out gigda gigda ba ba

  • THEONION-youtube needs a video that doesnt suck and can hold your attention for at least...

    ME-i know you aint talkin! T-T

  • how do u upload it

    

  • There's no really great top comments... yes this is my chance....uhhhhhhhhh DR. OCTAGONNAPUSS.....BLARHHHHHHHH­HHH

  • Next contest: make an original comment. Thumbs up if you like ¬_¬

  • @DaGavinX i used to make original comments, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @DaGavinX Come on, let´s keep our standards realistic, shall we?

  • @DaGavinX right... that is really original.

  • @DaGavinX >Thumbs up if you like

    No offense, but you're sure as hell not winning.

  • Surprised kitty

  • I will help sponsor the Greatest Video Contest Ever !!! for the good of the children of the earth and all mankind. The winning video creator will win an all paid vacation for them, their family, and friends to the Pyramids of Giza where tens of thousand will gather for a greatest laser light show ever seen against the Pyramids and the unveiling of the video on giant screens while also being broadcast worldwide to every corner of the globe... and beyond!!! Coming to a planet near you fall of 2012

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  • When was this?!

  • Faggggggggggggg

  • luv it all tanx

    

  • they should really have an  'actually good' section

  • i put a vid on smokin a bong, pretty good lol

  • @KyleTVProductions Shane Dawson is one of the people who fall into the 'uncreative, stupid' category.

  • @Tmox119 Dude, Watch one of KyleTVProductions videos.... I think he never fails to post the epitome of a "good youtube video"

  • what if i win

  • shane dawson wasn't around yet :D

  • Faggggggg!

  • This is the funniest video ive watched in years.

    i love making pointless video's. what's wrong with that ?

  • For once, I actually hope people think this is serious and start making good videos.

  • now where is that actually good tab

  • first

  • im sorry TheOnion your the best

  • faggggggg

  • looks like they realized that tab isn't worth keeping up.

  • This page actually had that button with the former Youtube website template. :D

  • Yusif was here

  • first

  • Some no talent Youtube people even flagged this video on my page LOL

  • fag.

  • imma take da challenge :p

  • Sounds like the PWNage olympics.

  • I like cake

  • no winners yet

  • Random "MIKMA WAS HERE" comment at 1:35

  • has there been a winner yet?

  • John Malkin. Man that guy was funny. "It's hard enough...to remember to shout directly into the camera without worrying about what to say."

  • i think these guys won the contest

  • machinima

  • oh snap

  • Its not hard to make a good video,,,Give me a minute,,,,,

  • the check was mailed to my house!

  • Forget about the contest, did you hear about what's happening to teens!!!

  • fagggggggggggggg :D

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOLLLLLLLL.

    .

    . My vid is no good ;D. Only one so far.

    This is hilarious, I wonder how many ppl believed this?

  • This just hit the trolls pretty hard.. ;-)

  • Epic.

  • they should make a contest to see how long people can go before they make a "XXXXX people didn't do this." referencing the thumbs on a video. or people begging for thumbs

  • fagggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggg

  • your a fagot

  • fagggggggggggggggg

  • lmao

  • well i liked it

  • you guys do realize that this is the onion correct?

  • If there’s no winner yet it means youtube invent a contest which is 100% fake just to get non-youtube users attention.

  • great contest! haha

  • i wasnt here fagggggggggg

  • of course the first video respose is STRAIGHT BLACK GUY- HOW TO PUT ON NAIL POLISH. which is probobly what these people ore trying to stop and probobly has all of those comments listed in the video. thumbs up if you agree.

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  • damn.. best video on youtube

  • 1:47 shes talking to you

  • @UltimateRSS

    XD!!!

  • This video sucks. Still no winners.

  • LOL!

  • I still love Malkin's channel being named jerkstore. 

  • faggggggggggggggggggg

  • You do know these guys make fake news videos?

  • onion wins with this one.

  • Any Youtubers watching this ?

  • queer homo butt pirate

  • dont worry,i make this quick(because i terribly suck)

  • Is there and Actually Good tab???

    Oh by the way..........FAG!!!

    and who are they to decide whats good and whats not.

    (Yes i know its FAKE)

  • totally gay sucks you suck gay faggot

  • fag

    u suck

    

  • Why isn't THIS video in that tab?

  • @TheBlackYousa

    I actually searched actually good and this was the first video lol

  • funny shit cuz its true

  • the worst is when ppl make opinion videos about something. like; u cant search for the janet jackson vid at the superbowl without getting some toolbag going like

    "well, i thought it was shocking blah blah"

  • sxephil = worst on youtube

  • please telll me this is a joke

  • @xXbailiemeighanXx Why don't you look on the tool bar for the "actual good video's"... Please tell me your comment was a joke. It's made by the Onion.... OF COURSE ITS REAL!

  • @xXbailiemeighanXx Uh yeah, it's a joke.  It's The Onion, dude.

  • that would be so awesome

  • Has this competition been closed yet?

  • Lol awesome, greatest ever

  • AWESOME BEST EVER x1000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!1111

  • this totally gay sucks... u suck retarded faggggggg!!!!! :p

  • omg i wish this was still going on. i have a video i would've wanted to enter.

  • LMFAO PWNED!

  • I saw this vid once of this guy playing guitar in his house, he was pretty good

  • Hey guys, I just entered a video of myself armpit farting. I kind of shot it with a new camera and haven't seen it yet. Come watch it; I mean if I think it's good without even seeing it, you'll like it too.

  • is this actually real...?

  • Perhaps they should see MysteryGuitarMan

  • WINNING!

  • no good videos as of even now

  • lol 1:32 typical YouTube comments

  • @DeftMindz yeah right. youtube comments nowadays are things like "thumb me up if you drink water" or "67 people didn't dance"

  • @Spanky989 How did I end up here? did you film this with a potato?In soviet russia blah blah blah yep originality is officially dead.

  • @DeftMindz totally gay, u suck retarded fag , <3 youtube comments hahaha

  • The funny part is that I have actually been paid for uploading something well made.

  • r they talking about sxephil

  • And TheOnion wins the PRIZE!!!!

  • `... and now I go and make a parody of "Friday"...

  • Oh man, I missed it. If I had known in time, I would have made my very own "WhatTheSuckShow"... complete with pyrotechnics from having the seat of my pants rigged with a flamethrower

    Then I'd have special "airport security" guests from "Touch Some Ass" (TSA) to see if they want to try their luck at a "hot hand" of "Flame'n Craps"

    Truly, my show would have been the "Hot Shit" on YouTube

  • @Chuichupachichi I'd watch it. :D

  • Yeah but "Scotch Mist" is already on youtube...

  • Hey guys go watch JavaRage for some good vids!

  • Search for "actually good."

    This is the 1st result.

  • Onion News is in the "Actually Good" section.Thank you Onion News for the good times,and not for the"I own a camera" reason.

  • where do you enter just video response here?

  • new rebecca skye song here - have a listen 

  • WTF are you talking about????????

  • hey did they ever make the actually good thing?

  • @THERANDOMGAMEOVER Actually yeah, I remember when they first uploaded this video, they had actually managed to display an 'actually good' tab at the top of the video, I assume as a result of some agreement with Google. It didn't go anywhere, but it was epic the first time you noticed it there :3

  • MIKMA WAS HERE

  • I saw this video didn't make the actually good either.

  • @aftereffects777 Translation: I've watched the entire Onion channel and laughed at almost every single video, but I find this one bad because it indirectly makes fun of me.

  • make a good video or keep making funny retarded cartoons... I pick my toons

  • Are these people writing comments stupid?

  • first

  • I don't see an Actually Good tab. Do I need to upgrade something/

  • they should actually do this,im getting sick of watching bullshit vids all the time

  • @kingricky71 Well, don't watch them then.

  • I will never win this contest! (I am kinda proud of that!!)

  • MAN MAN MAN!

  • 1:43 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • we can't get totally good in one day...but we can improve

    just like me i started out "with hyper cam 2" no music in the video no effects no editing at all .

    and now 5 mounth later i have imporoved alot ( i think )

  • @runescape120DK umm im makin clan vids and how do u get ur own music in there??

  • i like that tab idea.

  • still no winners

  • actually dicc succer my channel is full of likes and people who love my music.dont it succ your so talentless and i am not?now please go die.

  • the old youtube.... :(

  • pyschadelicsnake...Pure win

  • Hello