Games that Suck Total Recall by Armake21

[JJStuffEngineering]

the game =bad

Armake=Badass

[BladeravenGaming]

This game is bad.

[caspigitydon]

I thought I was just a sore loser as a kid. This video is soooo true!

[Mynameis708]

AVGN should do a review on Arnold Schwarzenneger games. I know he already review the Terminator games. Well, he should review more.

[JJengineering]

YAAYYY Armake still freakin RULES!

[waffleleg]

what would have made this game good is the 3 boobed woman from the movie

[PashReturns]

Turn on CC transcribe audio. You'll be amused at the things he says.

4:34 "Who can't fuck thought this was a good idea?"

Lmao.

[TDog14126]

no, THIS GUY sucks...

[bloodyfang1000]

he aint going to move its going to beat your ass who the fuck thought this was a good IDEA!!!!!!lmao 4:29

[shweeny666]

ha he spent 50 dollars on this game

[JJengineering]

CLASSIC!

Thanks armake keep it up

[Teddytheteddybear]

I love this game but armake21 does have a good point about this game.

[PopcornCoolie]

The one canister in the Alley completely fills your life bar. And if you would duck more often you wouldn't take so much damage. Nintendo was notorious for mediocre side scrollers based on movies.. Naturally we assumed the game was as awesome as the movie because we were about six years old. Anyway,,, it was play this or play nothing while it was raining outside. Most Nintendo games sucked. How many people are gonna put up videos regarding the suckages of the old games?

[kikook222]

I miss Armake..I hope he comes back, but considering how ED really crossed the line with him, I doubt he will.

[marin904]

end you suche avgn rip off a wall

[SidJusticeFan]

"They put the credits 1 minute into the game because they knew nobody was gonna beat this piece of shit" LOL so true

[DnEdBr]

I never thought this game was that bad, this guy just isn't good at it.

[DonnZ0r]

I've seen plenty of worse games. Sounds like Armake is just milking out reasons to hate this game only because it's too hard for him.

Oh I'm sorry, you wanted to beat the game without dieing, is the game too hawrd?

[bleda555BC]

LMAO dicks tru the holes..

[MrVladdavid]

the penises of death

[Pyreownage]

EVERYONE!!!!

Armake is back.

He just took a break i guess, but go check out armakearchive

hes making new videos!!!!

like this so everyone knows!!! :DDDD

[RedAlert793]

@Pyreownage Thats not his channel. Its run by someone else, who downloaded all his old videos and is reuploading them.

[Incognito1986]

What ever happened to Armake21?

[Plupi540]

@Incognito1986 he became emo and closed his account.

[TheDymed]

AHH the best times of my Youtube life were watching armake.

[jaguar4499]

sounds like jay from clerks lol

[joeinferno23]

yeah I love this.. I love when he kicks off at sharon stone hahaha.. :P

[USBornSoccerPlayer]

10 people got killed by the Penises of Death.

[Knarfaholic]

Knarf loves Kermit The Frog!

[DARKJURNEY]

i have no soul & my life is a downward spiral of darkness BUT you always puttting a massive smile on my face. i love you armake

[emissaryofevil]

i literally cried laughing at this review. best review on youtube

[yyy2255]

avgn should totally review this!!!

[MrVladdavid]

hey!!! the midgets sound like some hamsters, or rats........

[mustafacan94]

You're swearing when you see object or person !!

[Forlore]

I laughed SO FUCKING HARD when you said penis's of death xDDD!

[MrVladdavid]

the peeeeeeeeeeeeenises of death

[Hr75]

ILL BE BACK

[haulinMercedesActros]

omg you are just too cool man XD o like you xD

[CheapJabroni]

You should be ban from youtube, you are a disaster and a jabroni, take a fuckin valk!

[boogyfunker12]

why the fuck are you doing nes games?,

its not hard to make a nes game look like shit you fagget

[CheapJabroni]

You blow jabroni!!!

[Rebeccachu]

Armake21 is awesome!

[Psquit]

@Rebeccachu naaa

[ImYourOnly]

penis's of death?! lmao

[surfco]

"...and I'll be back is NOT from Total FUCKING Recall, it's from TERMINATOR!!"

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

This is one of the reasons why movie-licensed games get their bad rep.

[RAFL94]

lol yeah xD but the alien games are ok though :3 but I get your point. The game king kong wasn't too good and spiderman sucked xD

[starrman100]

'Carnival music from hell'

XD

[Jebu911]

What doesent he say ill be back in total recall too? and why did you say it was from the terminator when it is from commando too and its his classic liner so it fits there well

[NightmareSnake]

@Jebu911 But it also says "Your game has been terminated" at the end. That's definitely from Terminator.

[toriyamaZ]

... i liked it...

... but then again, i was able to get to mars when i was six or seven...

[sithking24]

this is awsome IRATE GAMER SUCKS DICK

[Tripo1iSamson]

Can anybody do a video game review without trying to mimick other people who do video game reviews....

[tucci06]

ROFL GLORY HOLES OF DOOM

[gutchman84]

do you think you could put up Armake's "NES apocalypse - games that suck" videos back up? I wanna see that again, especially the part where he reviews Robocop.

[chaaoos]

hahahaha. this dude is fucking hilarious. "these midgets kick the shit out of you."

[SondreRasmussen]

great review

thank you@armake21

[Quelfin]

yo you sound like kermit the frog

[cmrxs]

crossed with Ray Romano and Joe Peschi.

[MoldyOnions]

I OWNED THIS GAME WHEN I WAS 5!!!!

[MonstersAreAwesome]

This game sucks MAJOR ASS!!!!!!!!!!

[BlakeVII]

I love this guy's voice.

Master of the 'put down' lol

[bklonb]

why did his channe

l get deleted

[Traductus5972]

EA got pissed at him for reveiwing red alert or some game like that and hence his NicotineAlien account was deleted

[snake2006]

I miss Armake.

Sniff

[Destroyer666AU]

hahahah I 5'd at 0:52

lmfao so baked...

[onoratodanny]

hey asshole, if you don't like game reviews that much, WHY DON'T YOU TRY NOT WATCHING THEM?

[GameReviewsAreBad]

Because they watch me and I'm glad you enjoyed my video.

[notemo212]

thanks comrade

[shitpickle0559]

In the train level, you can actually reach the energy drinks... you just have to jump in between the train cars. Aside from that, the review is great.

[Gimp2000]

Man just STFU and don't watch it, if you don't like it.

[119Predator119]

punk ass

[SayberV1]

Your an asshole, Armake 21 is a legend on youtube and was better than any of you half arsed video uploaders who waste their time filing youtube with useless shit. Armake 21 was a great entertainer so deal with it.

[kikook222]

@SayberV1 Armake was funny, but he was a money whore on this site. All I ever heard when he was around was him asking for free computers, or "Buy me the game and I'll review it" something which isn't cool considering all the games can be found the internet for free.

[haters123]

@kikook222 Well, why would you buy something you KNOW is shit, OTHER people who say it's shit, and waste YOUR money just for people that don't support him aside from watching YOUR videos? I'm not spending a penny on anything that's crap but if someone gets it for me, or say oh I don't know a DONATION, and wants ME to review it, I think I'll probably do it just for the generosity.

[haters123]

@kikook222 Well, why would you buy something you KNOW is shit, OTHER people who say it's shit, and waste YOUR money just for people that don't support him aside from watching YOUR videos? I'm not spending a penny on anything that's crap but if someone gets it for me, or say oh I don't know a DONATION, and wants ME to review it, I think I'll probably do it just for the generosity. Oh, and one more thing the IG is here for money. You wanna throw a bullshit claim like that? point it at IG.

[godhand340]

@kikook222 you took it serious, he probably was playing around

[TDog14126]

@SayberV1 calm down...

[SayberV1]

@TDog14126 nah i wont calm down cuz its true....

[jakedizzle]

@SayberV1 Why did he leave Youtube?

[SayberV1]

@jakedizzle he's come back to youtube since, type in boxedentertainment21 for his recent work channel, and armakearchive for his classic work channel.

[GoldenEpicLegendary]

MetaKoola someone should tie you up and make you play every shitty game ever made until you beat them all and just for you being an asshole. Have some respect dude.

[degree7]

I miss Armake21, even though he was a bit of a jackass, he was still awesome.

[Tonyant26]

BoxedEntertainment is his new channel.

[degree7]

ah, cheers man

[PhazonIsAwesome]

@degree7 he's back under boxentertainment21 or something like that. :D

[onoratodanny]

@PhazonIsAwesome BoxedEntertainment21

[happytreefriendspwns]

@degree7 yo armake isnt gone he has a new account called boxedentertainment21 i subbed him :)

[degree7]

@happytreefriendspwns

Cheers bro!

[assballs458]

@degree7 i never heard of that guy

[degree7]

@assballs458

He's the guy who made this vid. And all the other 'games that suck' vids.

[Armaker21]

He rapes your shitty ass.

[Pyreownage]

@degree7 hes back man, he started again, check out armakearchive i believe

[dstebbin]

@degree7 Oh, don't give me any of that shit. He left youtube, and you know why? Because HE FUCKING HATES HIS FANS!

No, seriously, that's the reason he gave. He couldn't put up with the "idiots" on youtube.

As opposed to Durden77, who took a 1-year hiatus from youtube, only due to PC issues, and when he came back, the description in his return video said "You guys are the best fans ever." See, THERE'S an uploader who APPRECIATES the fans who made him who he is!

I say fuck Armake.

[VampirusRain]

@dstebbin I say screw you.

[LISdafreestyler]

lol. its funny coz u tried it.

[cjvs1604]

well no wonder this game sucked, acclaim made it

[DjLukman]

Those are not sticks, penises or dildos :D those are hands that tries to grab Arnold.... I guess

[piemaster3425]

Oh man I totally recall this game!

=D?

[NTxC]

Midgets... laughed so hard :D 5/5

[Kalle72]

"Danny DeVito's character"?? He wasn't in the movie.

[TJSurgery]

yes he was. only for like 5 minutes.

[Kalle72]

No he wasn't. Not even for like 5 minutes.

[TJSurgery]

whatever

[piemaster3425]

Yes he was.I watched that movie non-fucking stop with my dad when it came out, so you can go jump off a cliff.

He was in it, Arnolds friend.(Till he tried to kill arnold)

[TJSurgery]

i'm the one who said he was in it, so dont tell me to jump off a cliff, asshole. shit.

[Xhiaoshi]

is it the black guy? (not being racist)

[piemaster3425]

TJ, you're a dumb fuckin asshole.

I was talking to Kalle72.

Go suck off your dad, asshole.

[jaksooon]

your thinking of harry. he wasnt played by danny devito cos i looked at the film credits last night. his name's somthing costanzo.

[Asdam12]

And now my favorite part, the penises of death.

[Clarensee]

I like your narration!

[DLAbaoaqu]

Why was Armake21's NicotineAlien account deleted?

[rocksoliddude1]

he got flagged i think, probably by trolls

[rionrace]

The midgets look like pimps rofl

[Alemme01]

This has got to be the best first review on YouTube. Most first reviews suck, but this one is one of his better episodes.

5/5

[nesfan1111]

My favorite Games that Suck review!

[CRITTERBUSTERS]

Agreed!

[DeadRisingGal]

haha. the purple midgets looke like the Geico cavemen. LOL

[Scorch251]

where did he go?

[antoniovelez98]

thanks for the bebes kids now can you reupload nerf arena blast please

[antoniovelez98]

reupload nerf arena blast and bebes kids response first please

[barber747]

What happened? EA, wasn't it?

[xfighter85]

It was either that or the Uwe Boll footage he used.

[Silentgeargrandia]

Will you be uploading the rest of his videos?

He's one of my favorite reviewers.

[onoratodanny]

I hope to.