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  • @Chase1002newaccount I dont mind 7 year olds playing cod (as its their perants who should be dealing with it) but it just pisses me off when there on your team and fucking jumping around the place or they have a mic and they are just screaming in to it

  • Wha- Jan 5, 2011? Look at the date!

  • @GuitarFreak1901 FAIL wow I forgot it was 2012

  • @GuitarFreak1901 FAIL wow I forgot it was 2012

  • 359 days later lol

  • All you people are sick.

  • @vluray18 lolwut?

  • ide like to see james review any cod game, just so those fuck-tarded fan-boys will finally decide to see their error and commit suicide

  • @nroland99 well aren't you a kind and intelligent person

  • @CptChu welcome to the internet, how long will you be staying?

  • @BARRICADE10 I'm staying in the northern side of the internet, you can stay in the south with the other inbred, unintelligent, hicks with nothing better to do than troll and eat mashed potatoes since you have but 3 teeth in that tiny skull of yours

  • @CptChu dude chill all i meant is that you are gonna encounter a lot of people like that, just gotta put up with it. no need to period on me man haha :L

  • @CptChu please, im a massacist, i like to others suffer, namely, ones who some how still manage to use 4/5 year old game and sell them for 60$, only to find out thay are a mediocre rip off of battlefield, with everyone hating you for A: not doing good on your 1st time. B: not doing a kill with a sniper rifle while turning around 360 degrees, and/or C: kicking thair ass with a weapon thats "too easy to use", and will consider you a "hacker".

  • @nroland99 By massacist,you mean sadism, correct? Sadism is liking others to suffer, massacist is liking yourself to be harmed,By the way have you ever heard of SNM?

  • @DrunkenGunsAndBombs no, thats sadiscism, and yes, ive heard of SnM. i dont care how much you like rihana, she sucks.

  • @nroland99 u mad bro?

  • Oh shit, I was hoping you would review this fuckfest of a game. Imagine getting this game on your birthday one year, and being really excited to play it from the pictures on the box, and then you put the cartridge in your NES and realize just how fucking awful this game is. Yep, that was me. Worst birthday present ever.

  • @miada18 my worst game I got for my birthday was Super 64....

  • Well not HAL made the game. The developer was Sculputred Software, who made the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Elminator Boat Duel, and the 3 Star Wars games to the SNES.

  • 68 people started day dreaming they were watching a Lady Gaga video.

  • i love how he compared cod to 7 year olds, the only people who play cod.

    avgn, not only do you kick ass, you speak the truth.

  • @Chase1002newaccount I know good man, I know.

  • @Chase1002newaccount He didn't actually compare the two; He was putting out a metaphorical situation where a character (such as Ghost) in A Call of Duty game would be seven years old.

    You people really misinterpreted that.

  • @infantryhawk

    shuddup, cod fanboy.

  • @Chase1002newaccount That's logic you fucking retard; I'm not supporting Cod, I'm trying to put a little bit of intelligence into these comments.

  • @Chase1002newaccount He said it would be like if you played as a seven year old IN Call of DUty

  • @recon500

    there is no fucking difference.

  • @Chase1002newaccount Actually most COD players to me are old Teens and Adults

    But then again, I only played CoD4 and Black Ops (Single Player as I torrented Black Ops)

    I never heard of the 7 year old sterotype before

    I always heard of the 12 year old stereotype and reciently in 2011 I got introduced to the 13 year old stereotype.

    I bet in my school there will be stereotypes for ages 15-19 as the kids in my school are cruel to me and most of them are lairs and doucebags

  • @Dakkiller1

    my brother is6 years old.

    he plays cod all the fucking time.

    mom makes me play it with him.

    please.... someone ..... HELP ME.

  • @Chase1002newaccount Why don't you introduce him to other FPS's with better gameplay like Halo (The 1st and 2nd one) or Crysis (If you got an powerful enough PC) or if you at least have 2 PC's of any type, Duke Nukem 3D and/or DOOM

    All of these would be way more awesome shooters then CoD

    You don't need to sprint in Halo to go fast and its very easy to move around, DOOM has balenced keyboard controls and Duke Nukem 3D has Jetpacks, Freezethrowers and cool powerups!

  • @Dakkiller1 And COD has aim-assist (i.e: the game practically aims for you). I doubt the average codfag could survive 5 minutes into those games you mentioned. Modern FPS's are way too damn easy.

  • @crashnburner187 Believe it or not, Doom and Duke Nukem 3D does have some aim-assist too, (For keyboard players where you don't have to aim up to shoot up.

    PC versions of Halo&Halo2 lacks Aim-Assist for keyboard/mouse players

    You can easily die in Crysis unless you know which nanosuit mode you need for the job. Kind of reminds me of playing a stealth game in which if you get spotted, your parade gets rained on.Isn't it ironic that Halo introduced the 2 weapon limit and shields?

  • Doesn't that teacher kinda look like Mrs. Wormwood from Calvin and Hobbes?

  • @xJoeEDangerouslyx

    Wow, your right.

  • @xJoeEDangerouslyx Now that you mention it, she does. I wonder why I didnt notice. I read a collection book yesterday.

  • Ive got 99 bullets but I cant kill with one

  • not enough shit references

  • 7 year olds do play call of duty...

  • 0:32 thats fuckin awesome

  • TIME TO GO TO DAVEY’S SCHOOL!!!

    YAY! HE KILLED MRS.UGLYBOSSYLADY

  • @Windows7n00b TIME TO GO TO DAVEY'S SCHOOL! ! ! YAY! HE KILLED MRS. UGLYBOSSYLADY

  • @SlayyerDragon MR. UglyBossLady's gonna want vengence.

  • @Mgrl2709 I translated what he said.

  • @SlayyerDragon I know. I just posted something random.

    =P

  • Now that's using your imagination! This video game looks cool, but I am never going to play it.

  • (i know this is a spoiler)

    if you look at the hal logo, does it look like a rip off of the windows 95 logo?

  • In my high school psychology class I had this blonde teacher with good size tits and a nice ass. I'd never fall asleep in that class. I was too busy thinking about what It would be like to fuck my teacher!

    I remember I took a really hard test one day in class. I went up to her and asked how I did. I shit you not she put her hand on mine and told me I did fine. I'm sure you can figure out what I did when I got home that day.

    It's been 9 years since high school and I'll never forget that day!

  • Can i subscribe twice?... no?.... WELL THEN FUCK YOU NIPPLE FUCK

  • uh... yeah that's not rome, it's greece but no one rly cares :P

  • @arcadeofreviews first of all he will make the e.t episode but episode 100 just passed you retard

  • @MrResidentevildude1 That comment was posted 6 months ago BEFORE there was an episode 100, retard

  • Its not a bad game its umm good but the controls on davey is a little stiff but its a good game and good damn fucken episode.

  • Guess Zack Snyder played this game before creating Sucker Punch.

  • I have ADHD I F33L H4PPY BECAUSE AVGN HAS IT I DAYDREAM ABOUT BEING ANYWHERE BUT LEARNING HELL (scGAY, not scHOOL)

  • wow, I NEVER knew about this episode..

  • if they ever made a sequal to this game davey would be all grown up and the game would be called stoner davey ,and have to fight the cops ,and get other drugs as power ups

  • Freddy Krueger reference: High 5!

  • The thumbnail looked...wrong.

  • @Awesome1601 ಠ_ಠ

  • about the hooker thing, i saw something similar on phantasy star 4

  • "Never trust anything called HAL!"

  • poot at on youtube

  • @MrJaylensaur He can't, he has a contract with Gametrailers which he has to have it on their site for one year until he can post in on Youtube.

  • Comeon, the game is made by a company called "Hal" and it's about the character "Dave" and not a SINGLE 2001 reference?

    Son, I am dissapoint.

  • Last night I dreamed about fighting a huge ass dragon with a two handed broadsword. I woke up and had my penis in both hands. Then I watched this episode and fapped.. feelsgoodman.jpg

  • Creepy boat skeleton = Charon. You're not in Rome, you're in Greece.

    And you call yourself a nerd. : /

  • @vengeanceproductions the dictionary definition of nerd means Foolish, unattractive, and socially awkward. unlike geek.

  • "You know it'd be cool if Freddy Krueger came out and crew his fucking face off!"

  • "Hey, leggo ya big bully! =D"

  • AVGN Is awesome, but this doesn't seem like a bad game. :I

  • @Goldbloodeddragon Have you ever played it? It may not "look" bad, but it does boil down to the controls, plus it's definitely different when you play it... I played it recently... I needed like a weeks worth of psychological therapy to remove this turd from my mind.

  • My little brother hates this review because his name is Davey and I now ask him constantly if he got in trouble for measuring his turds in class.

  • @LotusoftheLeaf Not to mention Crazy Dave from Plants vs Zombies kkkkkkk

  • @LotusoftheLeaf

    I just had an incredibly stupid thought after reading your comment. I thought "I would love to know someone called Davey so I could say that to them"... Then I remembered I also have a little brother called Davey :-/

  • If Hal made this game, then how did the company go wrong?

  • @LinksGamingHammerBro probly..but i do know that he's a faggot

  • @LinksGamingHammerBro my brother is 11 and he hates AVGN.....who da fuck hates AVGN....best gamer ever

  • dear nerd why do you put up videos on screwattack more than youtube because i usually am on my phone and because phones cant handle links in the comments box i cant view the actual film please can you respond, thank you and also this review is freekin sweet

  • @LinksGamingHammerBro ALL OF THE ABOVE >:O

    Was that the right answer teacher?

  • EVERYONE- ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD HAS ALREADY REVIEWED ET! SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

  • @NintendoDSVampire Fake!There's no ep with E.T!Sure E.T appeared in the theme song, but who the hell cares?

  • @LinksGamingHammerBro E. The Nostalgia Critic.

  • @ThEP1r4tE

    Why? What's wrong with TNC?

    If you actually think James and TNC hate eachother, you're an idiot.

  • @justforthelulzzz Ugh.... Thats the joke... They're supposed to hate each others characters, Jesus you really didn't get that?

  • Does anyone know what the music is at the very end of the full length review?

  • @LinksGamingHammerBro While I wouldn't say James has lost his touch, especially after watching the hilariously great Star Wars episode, I can say that this isn't really one of his best. Like Lester the Unlikely. Good review, just not as good. It has something to do with the mood James puts out in the videos, and he didn't have a very good mood in this one.

    So why're you yelling? He has his opinion and you have yours, it doesn't mean you have to get defensive of James over it.

  • 60 people got in trouble for measuring their turds in class.

  • i actually hope he dosen't review E.T. for episode 100, it'll probably be a short review since E.T. for 2600 is a pretty short game.

  • 0:17 ha

  • So this is like the Nintendo God of War?

  • Thumbs up if you want the retards who put in "thumbs up if...." to stop writing "thumbs up if...."

  • hilarious as usual xD

  • i want him to review rise of the robot on snes

  • R.I.P. AVGN

  • @OnThatPowder Err...what do you mean 'RIP AVGN'?

  • The funny thing is that I have this in my collection, and I totally fucking agree with James. :3

  • omg it's the same music from Robin Hood prince of thieves

  • Thumbs up if you want James to review E.T. for Episode 100.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews he already reviewed et lol

  • @Arsonloke WHAT! if this is true where can i find that video?

  • @Arsonloke No, he didn't.

  • @Arsonloke no he didnt. it was fanmade

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Man I wish. He could do that piece of trash justice.

  • @sirroxalot Exactly why I posted that comment.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews how ironic, 100 thumbs up.

  • @IlersichProductions Yep. Very ironic.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Well, it's not ET. But it's R.O.B.!

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Im almost 100% sure E.T. is saved for the movie he mentioned before, because just think, that HAS to be the #1 request everyone wants, so hes probably saving it for last, but hey, only my oppinion, that could be game #101 for all I know

  • @woddlingduckstudios That's a good possibility.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews i wish....

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Well too bad its Rob the Robot

  • @ArcadeOfReviews That's the R.O.B. The Robot Review.

  • @HardcoreMachinimas Yes, I know.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Correction: NOW you know

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Maybe he could do it for 103.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews

    Too late now.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews I thought he was doing it in the movie? o:

  • @pigglywigglyjelly89 He is. I posted this comment before he announced that it was gonna be in the movie.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews No ya didn't.

  • @salozmen29 I posted the E.T. comment in February 2011. He announced that E.T. will be the review in the movie in April 2011.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Srry, he reviews rob the robot. check out his website

  • @imewtwo Yes, I have seen the review. I posted this comment before he even announced that he was to review R.O.B. for Episode 100.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Actually he's gonna review it in the AVGN movie. :)

  • @BrutePowerpunkGirl Yes, I know.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews Okay just making sure.

  • @ArcadeOfReviews hes doing it in his movie

  • @devilkhan8 That's true.

  • SPOILER:

    how did the kid fall asleep in front of the principal and not get in trouble?.....

  • @ZeroPath5 i know. i did that 3 time and it didn't work, so WTF

  • @ZeroPath5 The princapal fell asleep too.

  • @ZeroPath5

    Ooooooooooooooh!!! Plothole!

  • @ZeroPath5 magic *snort snort*

  • Neogeo review for episode 99! Even though the NeoGeo didnt suck

  • @LinksGamingHammerBro It didn't suck but some of the games, like Magician Lord were FUCKING hard beyond reproach.

  • ahhaaha I love avgn, "Robbing a bank with an atom bomb"

  • This game is absolutely terrible.

  • I went ot FX in the richland mall here in Texas, so i was looking at the NES section, and I saw this one alone on the top shelf " Day dreamin Davey" i thought " Whoa that game looks fucking shitty!, i wonder if the AVGN will reveiw it?" so i look at cinnimassicre and THERE IT WAS!

  • Meh, this episode wasn't that funny. I sure hope he does something big for his 100th episode.

    Thumbs up if you want him to review "Spirit of Speed" for the Dreamcast. (FYI, it's an LJN game!)

  • zzzzzzzz... *Waking up* Oh shit... What happened? I just went to sleep for 14 minutes. and the video ended? Nice lets watch another video... :) 

  • Please review E.T for the atari 2600 or another good game like super mario rpg legend of the seven stars

  • He should review Total Recall for the NES, it Totally sucks.

  • You forgot Earthbound when you talked about HAL D=

  • I stopped being happy when James stopped being angry.

  • hay james. could you do me a favor? You see when ever i try to watch videos on game trailers.com or screw attack.com it always lags. I dont know if its the website or

    my f@#$ing computer but i cant watch your newer avgn eoisodes on ether of these sites. so could you post your more resent avgn episodes on youtube then keep going back or something like that? pleas respond. :)

  • @gameboy123able1 Abiding by his contract with ScrewAttack, James has to wait at least a year before he can post the original, full-length video on YouTube. The only exception was last year's Christmas special.

  • How thw big fuck I'm supposed to watch this video in my iPhone?

  • How the big fuck I'm supposed to

  • At the end of this one the credits theme to SMB2 plays....PERHAPS THIS IS FORESHADOWING?!!?!?!?!?

  • Like playing CoD as a 7 year old. You mean the whole online community?

  • 2 more videos to go until 100.

    Oh, sorry guys I was dreaming when Beauty and the Beast for NES was going to be reviewed. I STILL want to see if a not so good movie=a shitty fucking game!

  • i just watched this and was suprised to see that james had a shirt under his shirt.

  • EPISODE 100 ET

  • Remember, with drugs or alcohol, especially drugs, you always lose.

    Except I guess you always lose when playing E.T. anyway.

    Realistically though, I'd rather play any game than do cocaine.

  • Go to Cinemassacre or Gamr Trailers to watch this,

  • Awesome review.

  • 58 people got there heads rip of by Davey...

  • Kids...Don't daydream...Or else you will murder your teacher...

    Just a quick lesson from ur uncle Zero.

  • Why does he care so much about a god damn pencil? Was he planing on taking it home after school and shoving it up his ass or something? XD

  • I love how at the end the arrow points at the link, like "hey dumb fucks, this is where you gotta click to see the video. Do they really think we are that stupid? like some kid is gonna be HURR DURR HOW DO I WATCH THE VID.

    lol jk I love the avgn :P

  • The 58 people who dislike this will have their decapitated head held up in reality. XD

    Everyone else who disagrees with that punishment, enlighten me. (Also make me laugh).

  • thumbs up if you want barbie(NES) for episode 99 lol

  • Thumbs up if you want Duke Nukem for episode 99

  • @thefinalact1 Or Barack Obama

  • Sucks ass.

  • I can't get the video to play. Every time I pause it so it can load, I get a "buffer full" message and the loader won't go past the first few seconds. Is there another website where this video is posted? I've been trying to watch this thing for the past 10 day!

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  • I was kidding guys :D