And Now Your Dog Wants A Massage?

[fleetfeetstar]

like swing low sweet chariot..DOG STARTS TO RUN AWAY!! lol 3:22

[furanz13]

Henry Wrinkler.

[NextMusicify]

rude tube lol

[iOLY32]

"Hey, Henry Wrinkler! How about some breast stroking?"

[sighscamp]

Wonder who the breast stroking was REALLY for...Bow chicka bow wow!

[GameJudge]

"Maybe if I lick her face, she'll let me go."

[DeanMartin1231]

I'd let Ms. BALLner here...play with my wiener...if she'd like.

[mymomsnameissusan]

the dog is dead....

[SCALLYWAGZ1]

I don't think my dog knows the difference between clockwise and counter-clockwise. anyway my dog is pretty neat.

[SuckAFatOne007]

She's crips.

[xalixluvsballetx]

lol when shes singing to greta, greta starts to move like 'oh hell no, im leaving'! lol

[flashy3109]

my dog love it but he bite my in my arm thats terribal^^

[roloson101]

hahaha what the fuck am I watching?

[HighNoteFanatic]

i love how when she starts singing, the dog starts trying to run off.

[asleepyvampire]

lmao the dog is like "WTF GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" when she sings xD

[Dylanxtreme5]

she was on rude tube

[QuidditchCaptian]

...Maybe not Henry Wrinkler, but most dogs.----LOL



[dogdrool01]

this lady is fucking crazy

[KrikkyX]

OH SHIT SHE SINGING NOW IM OUTTA HERE

[jeffnben]

CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[valdd11]

tell my why im going to try this.

[Hockeyfreak120]

1:02 . I think she killed it.. :/

[CuervoBlack06]

Pet your dog and you make a friend for a day, but molest your dog and you've made an in-house enemy for life.

[DoolittleKid]

Head techniques? I prefer it clockwise.

[tehclam]

she's cool

[TheHotVoice]

In her mind, " damn dog why wont you work with me"

[bayleemichelleful]

Definition of freak.

[Le0Witch]

"Good back techniques will have your dog coming 'back' for more..."

I lol'd.

[johnnydeppfreke]

Henry Wrinkler. LOL.

[Aang1]

personally, my dog is far too tasteful and matured for such songs as "swing low" and "amazing grace." My Mr. Rumpledeepants only listens to the finest in romantic period concertos and Bach fugues.

[HyruleChick]

does your dog prefer clock wise, or counter clock wise??

[Lunatik21]

@HyruleChick Find out =0 )

[thewolvesofthepast]

Did anyone notice that the dog started try to get away as soon as she started singing?

[kymbugs]

has anyone done a dog- massage remix - like the cat massage lady song?

[gymsista1996]

One could only think of so many that's what she said or inappropriate jokes about this and cat massage!

[voldemortsnipple97]

This was not nearly as weird as cat massage...

[pwnernumberone]

I love how the Golden Retriever was all fuck you lady.

[Gilly1Holli1Fitch1]

im pretty sure she is trying to make out with the dog and its disturbing to us and the dogs the small dog was trying to get away

[shepakabobo]

hahahahaha is this a joke what idiot would give thier dog a "voice massage" lol

[jacquie1315]

That was slightly disturbing...

[letsplayintraffic1]

Hahahahahaha dog massage? Oh yes. Let me give my shih tzu a shiatzu!!! Hahaha

[mielzism]

Clockwise

[alainaa14]

.....voice massage? lol

[jamesjohnson88]

Ho-Mo

[SafetyConCon]

wow...thats one creepy PETophile

[PandaBear3455]

@SafetyConCon Teehee i see what you did there! ^-^

[PandaBear3455]

I just flagged this as animal abuse...

[kingnuttfish]

She got her teeth worked on

[Majoritis]

-Crazed animal rapist lady: "amazing grace is another good one. Dogs love it cause of the octave range."

Looks at Greta demanding confirmation like a abusive husband.

-Greta: sure lady whatever you say. Yep we love you singing about our body parts. Because we pick up on your witty rhyming skills and all.

[EqAB821]

Good God...who let her out of the wacky shack???

[theassortedjellybean]

her next video is how to massage a cock.......(rooster)

[MellysOther]

Wtf porno music. o-o

[themusicman149]

henry doesn't give a shit

[TasteMyRainbows]

Why did I laugh when she tried to move the dog at 2:00? XD

[dimondz6]

Oh come on, don't try to rape the poor dogs, crazy ass lady.

[meganroo21]

Poor Henry! I think he got the worst of it. Except for her singing. Greta got that and she tried to run away!

[XhaLeeIz1337]

The dog is thinking... Cocaine its a hell of a drug

[425149]

Lmaoooo this lady wierd as hell I started laughin when she sang to the dog and when she said dogs like the song amazing grace. Wow lol

[IEatCha13]

Wtf? Lady needs to get laid!

[yufiwolfy]

Oh look creepy cat lady is back.. And what's thiiis???where's Champ???

[lilmissrunner]

i like fast and frisky

[katshaffer1999]

Hey does ur dog prefer clockwise ir counterwise ahahaha is this some joke!?????!!!!!!

[Babeyams]

"hey Henry wrinkler. How bout some breast stroking?" HAHAHA!! Is this a joke? I mean who makes a video of this...?

[ShhhhImANinja]

RIP Henry Wrinkler

[Schuassen]

HAHAHAHA WHEN SHE STARTED TO

SING TO OLD GRETTA SHE WAS LIKE "FUCK THIS SHIT!!!"

[therominator99]

0:40 that dog is either drugged or dead and she replaced it to a different dog at 1:09

[Lonsoleil]

I bet she's got a whole fridge full of peanut butter!!!

[msmuzikluv3r]

Wow. Poor dogs! They all looked like they wanted to run away from that crazy woman! :(

[lemmonlime0]

Tosh.0

Web Redemption

Now.

[TarenTV]

Still crazy 0.0

[massilovesmj]

Slow mo motion lmao

[mrice345]

In Mother Russia you dont massage dog, dog massage you.

[ChaseandDonny]

HENRY RINKLER. 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 PRESS 6

[97GreatWolf]

My dog sings with me

[Vmonkey22]

"Hey Henry Wrinkler! How bout some breast stroking? Oh that's a yes!"

What's wrong with that lady? XD

[EqAB821]

@Vmonkey22 fuck, what's RIGHT with that lady?

[VanillaCoke27]

Someone give this to Ray William Johnson

[Fluffylolcats]

ಠ_ಠ

[AdventureTime96]

The different speeds sounds like something that would be on a vibrator. Fast and Frisky!

[Mithoxamine]

Eat an 8th of shrooms and watch this shit

[gtarablus]

3:24

Greta: "OMG she started to sing! run! run for your lives!"

[simpleplanfan011]

I feel like she rapes the animals when they finish filming.

[roflzsean]

Slow mo... slow motion! Got it.

[colin749]

Greta wants the fuck out!

[coolkiid82]

This bitch needs a real job

[noalg]

Henry Wrinkler......Henry Winkler.....bad pun....

[ryanmshepard92]

3:23 Needs a guitar solo.

[tessthabest]

I feel bad for the dogs tthis is prob an activity for people at a mental institute

[AgonyFX]

'woof woof' (kill me!=

[allie6873]

who made this lady an expert???

[jswizzletdrizzle]

that puppy in the beginning knows what's coming...

[CrineMafter]

Slow mo = Slow Motion

Mind = Blown

[drewbarrie]

gretta wanted to run away



[pkmoore543]

The dog wants to commit suicide.

[ZacharyStreet]

Exactly! Why WOULD you want to massage a dog?

[Dmmh03]

Wtf wrong with this lady she need a life

[mclazyi]

Mary Jane Boner?

[SimplyKekee]

She obviously wants to screw her animals or something ?

[TheLilyRose92]

She turns to a trumpet for a sec or so...

[bulldude8796]

This woman is either:

A.) Mentally challenged.

B.) Has a fetish for animals.

C.) Is lonely as you touching yourself at night.

D.) Thinks were retards and need a video on how to fucking touch a DOG!!! ITS A FUCKING DOG FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!

[Badbrainz123]

slow mo means slow motion. no shit

[ANSAirsoft]

FAST AND FRISKY!!

[Monster9099]

DOG MOLESTER!!

Call animal services!!

[LweazyandMmcleazy]

she obviously drugs her animals...PETA!!

[313christina313]

i live how the dog tries to escape when she is singing to it

[keen14you]

What, no happy finish?  I want my money back!!!!

[KennaKatie]

No joke that crazy lady is right my fat dog likes his neck being rubbed but christ who doesn't?

[klayman2]

Next up "And Now Your Rhino Wants A Massage"

[Ryguy95xD]

But I won't be singing that one. XD

[PsychoDragonfly]

slow mo=slow motion?

MIND BLOWN

[masertimer1]

2:54 SHES FKING ThE DOG EWWW

[Stigmedz]

Henry for president

[blueseaswimmer]

Gerbil Massages next please!

[MyOnlyFarph]

I also love how Greta tries to leave once the singing begins.

[MyOnlyFarph]

I want to be a dog masseuse. I only massage dogs. 

[xtelevisionset]

I just came

[WatchUProductions]

"And why would you want to massage your dog?"

Exactly. Why the hell would you?

[ibforil]

dog is obese

[holyfrost2]

I thought I was watching a Horror movie.

[euphorazine]

i hear in the advanced series she performs red rocket on henry wrinkler

[MrSovietMudkip]

3:20 HAHAHAHAAHA makin a hasty exit

[ame6603]

"How 'bout some breast stroking? Oh, that's a yes!" LOL

[rominabby94]

WHAT IS THIS? WEIRDO!!

[rominabby94]

WHAT IS THIS? WEIRDO!!

[matthew11and25]

henry wrinkler opened his eyes when she said "head techniques".

i'm done!

[7agplace7]

3:26 Gretta doesn't like her singing

[BurtzSkateboards]

Hey henry wrinkler. How bout some breast stroking? (dog looks dead) oh thats a yes!

[BurtzSkateboards]

Fast and Frisky....It really wakes your dog up......(dog looks dead)well maybe not henry wrinkler

[Incalite]

She's not getting through American Idol anytime soon, but being practiced in head techniques and breast stroking sets her up for just about any other job out there.

[livelaughlulu]

you've gotta be kidding me.

[superassassin47]

srry lady i love my dog but im not going to jack my dog off

[CuervoBlack06]

Yeah because nothing calms an agitated Rottweiler or Pitbull like a good old negro spiritual. Is this bitch for real?

[MalixAbyss]

She is still the greatest troll ever

[Glick23]

how can she be real?

[VelvetRope1992]

LOL

[thefeistypeanut97]

Haha she starts singing and Greta thinks "ESCAPE!"

[brandoonjen1]

2:35 how the hell is that a yes???

[kenyaDI9it]

that's what she said.....

[cameronedwardmole]

HENRY WRINKLER. BEST....PUN.....EVER!

[cubeus19]

Why didn't she teach us how to effectively "finger the dog's anus"?????? Anyone??? : /

[greencherrys]

this is sad. this is really sad..

[yoohootube]

You want to rhyme "feet" and "neat". The OTHER words don't matter, but the nonsense song you sing your dog MUST contain the words "feet" and "neat". And be sung to the tune of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot." (If you're not me, you can use the tune "Amazing Grace". But I won't be doing that one.)

[oblonghas]

Does your dog prefer your circles clockwise, or counter clockwise? GO F***ING FIND OUT !!!!

[toucansam3]

Your porcupine wants a massage.

[trc2rockon]

I have to ask:

WHAT'S NEXT LADY, SNAKE MASSAGE???

And "No-Mo"? So what, we all turned into Jean Grey from X-Men? Don't think so...

And I mean, really, at 3:22? Singing to your dog? Dying laughing at that one...

[79Tajb]

This also works great for masturbation.. lol

[Evilushka]

Greta wants out!

[urad0rk1]

ommfg...u r sooooooooooo fudgen high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i mean really "slowmo means slow motion"i mean come on we all know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it looks like your dogs think u suck!

[moontrapper]

I think this is the reason that Swing low sweet chariot and amazing grace were written.

Nothing to do with oppression whatsoever, just, massagedogsongs

[Missblank20]

your on crack.

[zappy9]

Fast and frisky is the best.

[TonyGreen13CA]

"Slow-Mo, Witch Means...Slow Motion." ....NO SHIT BITCH!

[NELSONJACOBSON]

henry doesn't give a fuck

[ciaobellakate]

Poor Greta

[andrewgsupbrah]

WHERE DID THE GOLDEN COME FROM?!??! lol

[cnarly08]

Henry Wrinkler prefers his head massages clockwise

[womangirlman]

nomomoments

[AceEstwick]

this is dumb as hell

[pinkmelon925]

hey henry wrinkler how about some breast strokes? .....thats a yes.

[Metallifuch]

You know, laugh all you want but these dogs are living it up! Except Gretta

[michaelAzar6]

Hey massage woman, I would pay $10,000 plus travel and expenses if I could get you to come and massage me, I want the fast and frisky to stimulate my nervous system, the breaststroke, the horseshoe, advanced head techniques rhythmically to the beat of course. Subtract $10,000 if happy ending not included.

[lilmegs2010]

I love that it tried to run away when she started singing...

[aaoyen]

Lol, everyone of her animals is given like some ml of Valium for breakfast.

[yaxxee]

4:01 - 4:04 was my fav part of the video

[leroybusulwa]

LOL at 1:57 XD

[Chillie523]

why are all your animals on drugs?

[MualamaAlien]

I thought this shit was outlawed back in 2006?

[AldarBeeto93]

lady...i thought ur dog was dead...just saying...