Christopher Titus - Love Is Evol - Part 6/9

[Roonbuscus]

thumbs up if ur a Chuckle Slut lol

[ciaochowbella]

Remember at the beginning when he warned about crazy families.....

Let's hope his new lady doesn't heed that warning. He's got one of those batshit families too!

[MattXICE]

"i dont even play halo" lmao!! awesome

[thorifyer]

Chips and guac sounds delicious right now...

[XretardedlyawesomeX]

I don't know why he just didn't tell his girlfriend's father's about his family. lol That seems more crazy than most war stories I hear

[ninjawraith17]

A female dog is a bitch. It's not enough to call her a stupid bitch. Here's one I came up with a phrase recently (God forgive me) to describe that kind of woman and it is my gift to the internet.

Christopher Titus' ex-wife, Erin, who cheated on him with 2 men, told him to kill himself like his mom & sister did, refused to work it out, and committed perjury IN COURT by claiming her husband abused her and their CHILDREN from the beginning.

Erin is a BITCH-FLAVORED CUNTCICLE.

[ciaochowbella]

@ninjawraith17 Actually, I think she's probably more of a Cunt-Flavored Whorepop.

[ninjawraith17]

@ciaochowbella

I have reached a solution. Her actions and personality make it so she can be both. She can be like a twin popsicle. Two sticks in at the same time and loves to be split in half? Sounds like her.

[ciaochowbella]

@ninjawraith17 Ew. If you can find two sticks to go inside her, fine, but DAMN, don't turn that waste of carbon into a twin-pop. They are always twice the size as the regular ones and I think we can safely agree that she does NOT need to be multiplied or expanded.

[TheMetallicafan20]

"i couldnt beleive it" inner retard "i know me nethier" lol

[TheMetallicafan20]

One Shot One Kill

[TheMetallicafan20]

"man you gonna say something stupid I cant wait" lol

"there it is right there yeah"

[TheMetallicafan20]

@TheMetallicafan20 One Shot One Kill

[TheNeopest3]

LOL i dont even play Halo ;D

[Raiden4019]

Love is Evol part 6/9.........................

Someone PLEASE make a good joke of this before I have to come up with a really gross and offensive one!

[JenniferJacknife]

"ohmygod he's spun steel!" "Yes I am."

[KoeHalifax]

And there was a lot of chucklesluts to be had!!!

[DevilWings133]

A few days ago, I was fighting with one of these troll guys and after he said something that pissed me off; I remembered this video......I called him a chuckle slut :D

[sephiroth21347]

When the board hit the coke, i flew off the board and when i landed, i tweaked my wrist *waves wrist* .....It hurt too. lolz

[atruepatriot92]

"Well if you don't take care of her, one shot one kill." "And if you run you're gonna die tired." I'm still crying from that haha!

[rawrrawrrawr2323]

federal agents are baffled.

[TheHumunculis]

titus



[Katelovespookie]

chuckle slut: girl that'd have sex cause he's funny:D

[teasybaby15]

"When i hit the ground i tweaked my wrist *Waves wrist* hahaha

[sephiroth21347]

'Chuckle Slut'....is that some...clown whore?

[EightBall099]

It's crystal meth. GO!

[Hoshimaru57]

4:20 This whole conversation sounds like my girlfriend's father.

He's trained teams in the military, but to anyone other than the government and his commanding officers, he hasn't done a thing.

No credit, it's all classified so nothing shows.

And he basically confirmed my belief that a girl I love WILL be the death of me.

Cause alternately, my childhood sweetheart, comes from a family of martial arts black belts and that wouldn't end much better.

[Hoshimaru57]

@Hoshimaru57 But to be fair both of their fathers are pretty good guys, other than scaring the ever loving crap out of me by their very presense. (One's chuck norris and the other is bruce lee basically.)

So let me paint this picture: Pops Racer with the reputation of Chuck Norris vs Mr. Clean with the reputation of Bruce Lee.

I put my money on the big guy cause I know for a fact that he's a ninja, me and Sarah can't get away with a damn thing without checkin every nook and crany for him.

[pablononescobar]

roflmao

[anisa1406]

"OH MY GAWD HE'S SPUN STEEL"

"Yes I am."

hahahhahah roflmao

[LilSpielbergNY]

have you ever noticed that whenever the comedian talks about war-related things, they ALWAYS bring up halo??

not a BAD thing, but still

and i love this, its too damn funny

[MissDreamer881]

Is it weird that some of his facial expressions remind me of The Grinch. Lol

[holy442]

6/9 ;)

[rene10674]

@holy442 DUMB! Lmao! XD

[solaran90]

The dad sounds cool. lmao

[dark1monarch]

1 person is a chuckleslut he turned down

[u2todit4me]

@dark1monarch It's his ex. 

[BookwormMcKay]

I never cheated on my ex, not once and I did THIS for a living and there were a lot of chuckle sluts to be had!

[BookwormMcKay]

One shot one kill....

And if you run, you'll die tired ;D

Gotta love it :D

[MsZyvion]

oh my god he's spun steel!

[MsZyvion]

one shot one kill

[shortgirl456]

@MsZyvion Yes I am. ;D

[sevelev711]

"I fell 100 feet to the deck. It hurt."

"I tweeked my wrist. It hurt too."

[sowi666]

Anyone know the name of his new special? been looking all over for it

[Mikethemagicman13]

@sowi666 Neverlution, twas quite hilarious haha. haven't found it online myself

[embi3n]

@sowi666 im pretty sure its called "Love Is Evol" according to the title

[TheDanrox110]

@sowi666 neverloution

[jinxiejae]

he should have talked about his mom and his ex girlfriends, that can level to a nam story

[TheNinjahat19]

This is freaking awesome, and i couldn't help but laugh when he said the old guy froze, and my video started to buffer

[bwhunter4567]

There not gonna find ya. OMG LMFAO

[tarrah100]

ITS CRYSTAL METH, GO!

[hellno1235]

one shot one kill

and if you run your gonna die tired

[lovexsen]

What did his girlfriend's parents do to create such a successful family??? O-O

Like seriously! Mom's got a master's degree in fine arts, dad's a purple heart marine veteran, brothers a federal agent, sister's a freaking journalist with a master's degree and she's a jeans model!!!!!!! They should write a book on how to raise kids XD

[RyanK222]

haha one shot one kill titus is boss

[beast72486]

I'll bet his girlfriend's family cracks the f**k up when they hear this.

[eaglenation55]

This guy could kill me with a napkin! lol

[13BLACK13NINJA1313]

Great thing about his girlfriend's brother and dad, get on their good side ask them a favor, he gets everything, the kids, and never have to see the bitch again

[manufran02]

@13BLACK13NINJA1313 Yeah ,that would be awesome

[13BLACK13NINJA1313]

@manufran02 It's a great idea. Dad could kill her, brother could cover it up as a missing person's case that would never be solved.

[xboxguy117]

hehe one shot one kill

[xboxplayingbeaner]

One dislike Buwahahahahahahaha must be the ex wife. What a stupid bitch

[kidkyryte]

he should have told him the bon fires story.

[Deringer81]

@kidkyryte Yea..that would have REALLY impressed him....(inner retard - Idiot!)

[Tuuralihn]

am I the only one that thinks that Titus is a great actor? He can change between 7-8 personalities, and he's credible! In a serious role, he could be a fucking epic actor!

[DiLL590]

Federal agents...are baffled.

[SDAddario88]

"It's chrystal meth! GO!!" LMAO!!!

[ZombieInLaw]

That one dislike is from Chris' dad xD

[GreenGearMood]

What was that shit about Vietnam?!

What does ANYTHING HAVE TO DO WITH FUCKING VIETNAM, MAN?!

[IAMHEATHLEDGERZ]

@GreenGearMood

His girlfriend's father is a purple heart decorated Vietnam veteran-Marine pilot.

[GreenGearMood]

@IAMHEATHLEDGERZ I was quoting Lebowski.

[IAMHEATHLEDGERZ]

@GreenGearMood

I apoligize. I am unfortunately unfamiliar with your source.

[DeapPolitical]

@GreenGearMood SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!

[MiaDepRockRionII]

"Had a mosquito living in my eye it was so humid"

[krybski]

Chuckle sluts?

I'm totally a chuckle slut....lol

[starwarsfan117]

i think that he would have been better off telling a story about his ex...

eheheheheh

[VexonCross]

Well, at least he doesn't play Halo. +1.

[BenB998765]

"im doing your daughter hahahaha" i want that as my ringtone.

[Livey1991]

thumbs up to tthe only douche bag who dislike this

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"Well, if you don't, one shot, one kill."

[rescuer86]

I am sure that wrist flapping move helped your manliness factor.

Whenever he does the Inner Retard, it looks like he is holding something. I picture a big stick he uses to beat down Titus' self-esteem.

[rescuer86]

I am sure that wrist flapping move helped your manliness factor.

[mjustice91911]

a lot of chuckle sluts to be had

[1xgloopx6]

errrrr IM DOIN YOUR DAUGHTER HAHAHAHAha

[Zach1992B]

@1xgloopx6 One person said that when they met their gf's father lol.

[SaiGonKid89]

the person who dislike is his ex.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

I really dated one girl and it fucked me up.

[ilove666]

his inner retard is so funny lmao.

[YaOiFaNgUrL961]

at 2:19 he just did some faces that looked ALOT like jim carrey. He's like Jim Carrey's non-blood related brother or something.

[rasicar]

" I'm making my eyes extra-round..."

[JamesOhGoodie]

I want to use the term "Chuckle Slut" in my daily life somehow.

[DaKuteCate]

@JamesOhGoodie i have :D it feels good to use.

[kexard]

now thats strange, this video talks a little bit about cheating, yet one of the related videos is "love the way you lie by rihana"

if youve heard the song, then you know what im talking about.

[FunnyBunny860]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

[hermies98]

nynaga IM DOIN YOUR DAUGHTER HAHAHAHA



[pirategirlfan301]

Makuing my eyes extra-round....

ROFLOL

[CSDGames]

one shot one kill...

[IluvKirito]

lmao'd at "chucklesluts" xDDDD

[Farthingale]

I saw Titus live a few weeks ago for the new show "Neverlution" (we had the world premiere, woot!) and I'm proud to call myself a chuckle slut!

[TwiztedFantasy]

I tweaked my wrist *flaps hand*

[smileyiw31]

well if you dont take care of her :) one shot one kill ahahaha and if you run you'll die tired =w=

[frostfang1]

CHUCKLES SLUTS yesssssssss!

[xxbeyurselfxx]

@frostfang1 there were a lot of chuckle sluts to be had!!!

[Twilightsavitar]

"I'm making my eyes extra round!" I almost fell out of my chair to that!

[JOSH62497]

i'll give him 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours 35 minutes 10 second and 88 millia seconds

[Dameduse823]

"There not gonna find you" {Laughs}Thats awesome

[IKickAss4DaLord]

just one shot... :D



[thegeekifier]

lol I don't even play Halo

[DrAchO2]

With a family history like his, having a brother-in-law who is a federal agent has got to suck.

[TWEC21]

@DrAchO2 i dunno...federal agents probably made a fortune with his mother...arresting, re-arresting, trying, assessing, releasing, chasing...etc...

[Netherwolf6100]

@DrAchO2 yeah, too bad he can take use of such resources to make his ex-wife disappear...... >.> just sayin