Holy Jesus in Heaven!!! WTF!!! this can only be described as the film equivalent of projectile diarrhea. The sheer dearth of talent/ability/sense is actually giving me a nosebleed! ROFL
Longest match of mercy EVER. Brilliant editing. I think I remember someone showing this in church youth group when I was a kid. Probably scared the crap out of me. Awesome. Props for finding this.
You think I'm going to fight this battle alone? Cringe in fear as I prepare you to "toss salad" with my one eyed penis-people-henchman-who-smoke-sometimes crew.
The movie wouldn't have been half as entertaining if it didn't take itself seriously. That's what makes bad movies great! If they were purposely trying to make shit it would be just shit.
I love David Bowie on roids as the Little Mermaid's father turned Arch-Angel. The effects and script made this the most horrendously perfect movie of all times. I want a copy of the full-length film.
I didn't know the band memebers of Kiss could fight so well.
OMG it's like the Muppets after midnight . . . 02:44 with the monster-thingy smoking is hilarious!! Shakespeare doesn't hold a candle to this film, the script is genius.
Wow that was just bad. The dude's hair was scary and then when he was fighting in his underwear was frightening. lol He looked like he might have been some rocker reject from the 80s.
OMG! It took so long to get to the actual fight. It had all that build up to get to the lamest fight in history. I mean the dude had to hold those things against himself the complete the effect. The 2 minutes of "grappling" was mind-numbing. The camera work was stupid (why would they show the lighting equipment, I mean, REALLY!) And let's not forget dude's outfit...as a matter of fact, let's forget as soon as we can.
And did anyone else think that song sounded like the FFVII boss song?
does anyone remember that show on TV with a robot turkey or something like that and another robot, if I'm not mistaken, and a guy...And they just sat and watched dumb movies and talked about it?? Answer me please if you know.
goooooo thor gooooo
franzzzle 3 weeks ago
This is incredible!
hatecrewADB 2 months ago
orgasm in 04:50
playerarota 7 months ago
YOu'll pay for this Captain Planet !
LightYagame100000 8 months ago
The bad perm jobs are what scare me the most.
1AirStreamDriver1 9 months ago
Oh my giddy aunt.....
Jaoric 10 months ago
Holy Jesus in Heaven!!! WTF!!! this can only be described as the film equivalent of projectile diarrhea. The sheer dearth of talent/ability/sense is actually giving me a nosebleed! ROFL
wrightylee1982 11 months ago
Mullets: You just won't give a fuck
Much like the guy in the video. Revolting monster and he's calm and callin' it bub...
Lucid1314 1 year ago
the music at the start sounds a bit like the ending to zelda majoras mask O_o
CyberGothTatsumaki 1 year ago
wtf..... THIS IS A DUMB MOVIE 0.O
Arkenarge 1 year ago
I can't find the song " We accept the challange " without the video ! Someone help ?
LightYagame100000 1 year ago
@LightYagame100000 Hello.
I have the original vinyl recording, if you want I can make an MP3 copy.
davizpow 6 months ago
gwars live shows are better
valeforedark 1 year ago
Longest match of mercy EVER. Brilliant editing. I think I remember someone showing this in church youth group when I was a kid. Probably scared the crap out of me. Awesome. Props for finding this.
zachdecou 1 year ago
this is too good to be true
busha2743 1 year ago
So the Devil has muppets as henchmen?
SamuraiX6288 1 year ago
this movie makes more sense than blade
Adeltraut 1 year ago
actually this is one of the seven things needed to become master of the universe!
scrumpyjack2007 1 year ago
epic man! its so bad its good.
allofyourdreams 1 year ago
HAH. I like his flowing blond lockes of hair, bub.
hooblah 1 year ago
I cried laughter.
leonflash 1 year ago 2
he did not pronounce one of those names right...
1787dude 1 year ago
So that's how you beat satan? you grapple with him for a few minutes then strangle him? cool.
Corrothive 1 year ago 3
Its like an 80's hair metal music video
acdczeppelinhalen1 1 year ago
Throw you helluva far
chapztar 1 year ago
In the 80s arch angels had big hair too.
michriste 1 year ago
Best King Diamond Music Video. Ever.
KorgX3 1 year ago
what the....fuck?? this is like the weirdest shit i saw since the worst fight in history in star trek
painkiller234 1 year ago
You think I'm going to fight this battle alone? Cringe in fear as I prepare you to "toss salad" with my one eyed penis-people-henchman-who-smoke-sometimes crew.
wylwrk 1 year ago
epic
Speedless73 1 year ago
"I've been here all alone the whole time" --- that's a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan !
I loved the puppets in this flick.
Adom 1 year ago
muppet incest causes mutations.. "just cause i'm a muppet doesn't mean i won't hump you"
SHiFTnismo 1 year ago
When will they ever learn.
methuen 1 year ago
When they fight, they're like
Ugly monster : "Kiss meh! Kiss meehhhhh"
Dumb man : "OH noez! Look my face I'm angryman :( "
Nightwyl 1 year ago
Worst acting evar!
ioport 1 year ago
Man, Dave Mustain really went down hill.
LEATHERrebelJUSTICE 1 year ago
hey, wow it has everything you would ask for in a good film.
1. An Barbarian Angel
2. Cursed Muppet-Show Charakters aka Army of Darkness
3. Flying Seestars with eyes
4. THE DEVIL
5. Metal musik
Emperatos 1 year ago 6
I cant believe this is real, movie watching wont be the same again.
Very wise to integrate a powermetal song, sooner or later a metal band would have adopted this shit anyway
Adeltraut 1 year ago
i watched the whole thing from beginning to end. i will be never the same again.
couldntthinkofaname4 1 year ago 4
I AM THE INTERCESSOR!!!!!!
1787dude 1 year ago 2
The puppeteers and modelmakers should be shot with a ball of their own sh*t for this dreck.
Grizabeebles 2 years ago
this kinda reminds me of my last relationshit.this is kinda how it went down.
1787dude 2 years ago 4
that girl in the beginning is hot!!!
1787dude 2 years ago
Never...go full retard...
daddyrizla 2 years ago 4
tropic thunder?
bwefc1878 1 year ago
Indeed my good sir.
daddyrizla 1 year ago
Porn stars trying to act.
wicreed 2 years ago 12
Dave Mustaine: DEMON STALKER
kaiserwilhelm 2 years ago
To this day on random occasions I still sing out loud "Weeeeeeeeeee accept the challenge!"
Spudzilla5656 2 years ago
2:44 :D
periperi84 2 years ago
06:55 any reason to get his chest oily lmao!!!
blephegor 2 years ago
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blephegor 2 years ago
bad acting
julix2008 2 years ago
..I'll see you again, old scratch... lol
This movie blows...
Itpours 2 years ago 3
oh holy mother of god!
i actually am laughing my ass off!!
so this was meant to scare people??
i say again, holy mother of god!!
emogal365 2 years ago
The movie wouldn't have been half as entertaining if it didn't take itself seriously. That's what makes bad movies great! If they were purposely trying to make shit it would be just shit.
AwesomeMullet69 2 years ago
so true but still dear lord what were they thinking!!
emogal365 2 years ago
I watched the entire video in stunned silence. I've NEVER seen anything this bad. EVER. XD
gigantor21 2 years ago 3
pfft ei staana kovva kammmaa
mistarrT 2 years ago 3
I'm guessing you're finnish.
I'd love to know what that means.
Loafaeralus 2 years ago
lol, yep you are right..it means something like: holy shit, hard stuff:D
mistarrT 2 years ago
Nice man. ;)
clairsmith81 2 years ago
The blonde guy looks like dave mustaine
xXBLKBox 2 years ago
Head asplode.
discoder 2 years ago
THOR!!!
draheimtasm 2 years ago
Those small things looks like the fucking muppets:P
blastmasterbiz 2 years ago
We have actually got this on vid. The blokes English accent has to be heard to be believed. Its a classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scrumpyjack2007 2 years ago
that angel stole my underwear
barry770 2 years ago
I'd totally fuck that evil monster
JakeHimself123 3 years ago 3
Satan starts to sound like the emporer around 3:10 "Your pitiful friends" lol
This fight looks like a Motley Crue video, come to think of it the blonde guy looks like Vince Neil lol
Radioheadhead90 3 years ago 2
The blonde guy is thor who blows up hot water bottles on stage when doing his gigs. Just with his breath i may add not with the help of dynamite.
scrumpyjack2007 2 years ago
Also, in the US, this is called A Rock and Roll Nightmare.
PirateLordRogan 3 years ago
I've got this on dvd, took me ages to find, but makes me and my mates cry watching it, especially after a drink, makes u cringe and scream laughing,
rickywilly 3 years ago
The only reason he won was that beelzebub realized how gay it looked wrestling the lead singer of white tiger inside a closed texas roadhouse.
geddoezz 3 years ago 14
YES
PirateLordRogan 3 years ago
Did he really fight the devil to film this movie?????
orangepilon 3 years ago 2
9:20 looks like David Bowie (on roids) got Satan Puppet into the High Puch Combo from the original Mortal Kombat.
Neraph 3 years ago
I love David Bowie on roids as the Little Mermaid's father turned Arch-Angel. The effects and script made this the most horrendously perfect movie of all times. I want a copy of the full-length film.
I didn't know the band memebers of Kiss could fight so well.
Neraph 3 years ago
win
vtioldlde616 3 years ago
that movie... with new fx... a couple of patches on script and tits... would be awesome...
ozkabron77 3 years ago
Saran is one ugly MF.
redviking09 3 years ago
Satans moans of lust at the ugly guy was creepy.
plaparen 3 years ago
05:19: I always knew that Bonnie Tyler was a man.
FriedEggsandChips 3 years ago
OMG it's like the Muppets after midnight . . . 02:44 with the monster-thingy smoking is hilarious!! Shakespeare doesn't hold a candle to this film, the script is genius.
THANK YOU FOR THIS!
FriedEggsandChips 3 years ago
Omg... Wtf was that.... I'm at a loss of words here...
fosho420 3 years ago 2
Wow that was just bad. The dude's hair was scary and then when he was fighting in his underwear was frightening. lol He looked like he might have been some rocker reject from the 80s.
jagatome 3 years ago 2
OMG! It took so long to get to the actual fight. It had all that build up to get to the lamest fight in history. I mean the dude had to hold those things against himself the complete the effect. The 2 minutes of "grappling" was mind-numbing. The camera work was stupid (why would they show the lighting equipment, I mean, REALLY!) And let's not forget dude's outfit...as a matter of fact, let's forget as soon as we can.
And did anyone else think that song sounded like the FFVII boss song?
EternalGuardian07 3 years ago 3
LOL i actually thought it was a parody or something but its real xD hahaha
donotmockthecocksock 3 years ago
maybe if he didn't try to catch them...
Meatdogg 3 years ago
does anyone remember that show on TV with a robot turkey or something like that and another robot, if I'm not mistaken, and a guy...And they just sat and watched dumb movies and talked about it?? Answer me please if you know.
12audi31 3 years ago
You're thinking of Mystery Science Theater 3000
cmdrmonkey 3 years ago
Thanks, man. I used to love that show.
12audi31 3 years ago
bahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
EpicWinRAR 3 years ago
Thanks for uploading this. Seriously, if grappling with a puppet in a studded speedo and bracers wasn't funny enough, you have that god awful hair.
TedKennedyX 3 years ago 3
Triton refers to Shaitan as a Hind concept.
Scathach80 3 years ago
Muslims call Satan "Shaitan". That is the Arab version of the word Satan. Hindus do not believe in Satan.
Scathach80 3 years ago 3
Haha, that was exactly the first thing that came to my mind too. ;)
Loafaeralus 3 years ago