This is why we don't let Joker out of the ship

[HectorDaMan123]

I be dat pretty muthafucker......

[KZI2milk]

Cerberus didn't do a very good job with the facial construction...

[98finn98]

this is the gay shepard :D

[geniuneboredom]

I think it would be for the best if that Shepard wasn't imported into Mass Effect 3.

[Razorlvirus]

WHAT THE FUCK

[gaminggalor]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! SOMETHING UGLIER THEN JACK!!!!!!!!

[Maddehh26]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Whit3ace]

... no comment...

[MrMichif1992]

KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAY EGGS

[Bonecrushah]

I guess Shepard never made it to the store either.

[TtIGaMiNgAlIaNcE]

shit she stole joers face burn it burn iiittt

[RecoverRedeem]

No TALI YOUR A FART

[RollThatKatamari]

You, sir! You are a blight.

[TheDOWfan]

I laughed so...fucking..much

[taylorswiftfan1314]

man this is gotta b illegal, even on illium

[gaminggalor]

HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT!!!

[poslednisoud]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[mungabba]

Illusive Man: "I need to bring Commander Shephard back from the dead!"

Cerberus Scientist: "Excellent Sir, we will need 2 years and thirty billi.."

Illusive Man: "I don't want to spend a lot of money"

[Tequila628]

fucking PC modders hackers cheaters FUCK YOU Glorious Master Racers!!!!

[Trentest0]

I AM ASSUMING CON- HOLY FUCK I'm not touching THAT... see ya...

[CarneDiablo]

Looks like Mordin cured Joker's Vrolik Syndrome... WITH HIS OWN BODY!!!

[garrett22621]

lol

[mechanixis]

"Tali, I'm not a lawyer!"

No, you're not. In fact, I have no idea what you are.

[tehBLAX]

The Lazarus project has run out of credits.

[blaby4ever]

mah face feels funny

[tommy4567891]

hahahahahahahha i cant breath

[ApeoplePers0n]

harbinger:"assuming direct cont-releasing control"

[TheCCrunner98]

0:18.... dafuq?

[MaytagRocks92]

Oh WOW.... hahaha xD

[PhantomAlucard]

Ah yes, Joker-faced, Mordin-shaped Fem Shep. We have dismissed that claim.

[sgtwok]

WTF IS THAT!? ITS THE UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF CATHULU!!

KILL IT! IKILL IT WITH FIRE!

[TheVGamer]

Cerberus fucked up a little bit...

[SquidShield9000]

I laughed way too long at this.

[ThePrimith]

FemShep voice.

Joker's face.

Mordin's body.

Cerberus' experiments have gone too far this time!

[VOBULE]

LOL an Alien !

[D4K44R1]

how does it... reproduce?

[MrHadesI]

@D4K44R1 Let's hope it doesn't

[ChadeGB]

I'd still hit it. A holes a hole.

[gosmiti]

This is why you have your scars healed BEFORE buying Chakwas brandy...

[saph2104]

Looks like Miranda wasn't very good at repairing Shepard...

[SawmanZ]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[RampantBanana71]

Kill it with fire!!

[Strixlord]

@RampantBanana71 BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

[thehonorablereese]

Whoa, this is some Hannibal Lecter shit right here: wearing Joker's face as a mask!

[theexpliotedforlife]

Chernobyl Shepard.

[Strytax]

W T F

[thegiantpigeon]

''What do you think Shephard?''

''BBLLAAARRGGGHHHHHH......KILL ME......''

[lolerisses]

@thegiantpigeon damn, I pissed myself :'D

[thegiantpigeon]

@lolerisses You're very welcome ;D

[Strixlord]

@thegiantpigeon Mordin: Later.

[thegiantpigeon]

@Strixlord XD Garrus: Can it wait? i need to go over some calibrations

[Strixlord]

@thegiantpigeon "Ah yes, Calibrations. The typical response of Garrus, known as "arcangel" when Shepard asks him for a minute. We have dismissed that claim."

[thegiantpigeon]

@Strixlord ''ASSUMING CONTROL'' 0.0

[Dunkey1534]

nice!!!!!!

[Epzo1]

People are weird.

[DeathandGrim2]

Almost better than the fallout Lisa Blair glitch

[rob5000x1]

The most beautiful man that ever lived

[flymoose78]

im commander Shepard and this is my favoriWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!

[ZakElias01]

@flymoose78 MOST EPIC RESPONSE TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT XD

[xCrimsonxTidex]

his lover lip is going up his nose....

[Phazonaddict]

THIS HURTS ME, SHEPARD

[MADARSK0]

dafuck?

[vpl3000]

he fractured his face on the mute

[mrlinky121]

Joker... did you break your face AGAIN?

[ruthlessdeath123]

haha What the fuck

[coldkill15]

WTF!!!!?

[DJz0r1476]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[GreenHappi]

What is this I don't even...

[ISNIICE]

@GreenHappi My thoughts exactly...

[AsariC0mmando]

PC mods FTW

(again)

[JakX240]

@AsariC0mmando u can do the same for the 360 but its funnier on PC XD

[bubbly12ish]

@JakX240 how

[JakX240]

@bubbly12ish theres a save downloader that can move xbox save to the pc u can edit it then move it back to xbox look around on the internet i found out how to do something similar like this but its much cooler on the pc version

[bombadola12345]

wtf is that

[CouncillorDayv]

@bombadola12345 ............Vrolic's Syndrome.

[AndyDC1994]

i just want all of you to know that i love you guys, you made my day.

[CastlevaniaDude1]

jajajajajajajajajaj his eyebrows jajajajajajajaja WTF UJAJUAJAJA oh my god you made my day

[liamjd1]

DAMNIT MIRANDA

[TaePoDongIII]

Why all the dislikes? This is hilarious! You people are taking this thing too seriously... xD

[SoapMacTavishh]

What. The. Fuck.

Fucking up Shepard this bad should be illegal. Even on Omega.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@SoapMacTavishh This Shepard's mom just really wanted to abort him.

[Grishnackolyte]

oh god help me

[dawsonoo7]

0:07 I see you !

[MrBattlefieldVidz]

Looks like Cerberus does good plastic surgery.

[TheBIOPRINCE]

Miranda: I'm very good at every thing i choose to do, I reconstructed Shepard perfectly, the frankestein project is finshed...

TIM: Exactly what i expected of y------------ WTF IS THIS SHIT?

You wasted 2 years and 4 billion credits for this bullshit?

Miranda: Not wasted, my ass and tits are bigger now :D!

[mouseymousey02]

Joker appears to have brittle face syndrome

[TitanticIndustries]

pause at 0:18 looks like gmod posing a heavy from TF2

[hornick18]

MOAR!

[TheHamsta101]

WHAT--------------THE---------­-------FUCK

[gelira123]

im at strange part of youtube again

[AronShun]

"two seconds in the video"

Me: Holy shit...!

[E6DeltaGirl]

Oh. My. God. I'm gonna see that face coming for me at night..!!!

[messiha666]

Mind=fucked

[UltrarubikXD]

I lost it at "CERBERUS"

[DivideInfinity]

So is Mordin naked or..?

[Undertaker010]

wtf!

[ammon1992]

what the heck?

[pteroid11]

Oh my god...what did the Lazarus Project just try to put Shepard back together with ceramics!?

[Bocchetti]

you have created a monster....kill it with fire.

[X7XyourselfX7X]

well atleast joker can walk.....

[puttymon]

"Miranda I gave you Billions of credits, what did you do with it all??!!!"

[tosspot86]

that thing is a fuckin abomination

[omglolwtf66]

0:27 = Mega-Psycho-Eyelid-Twitch

[puttymon]

OMG!!!!! KILL IT!!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!

[geilometer1]

is say epic fail

[GhostLink92]

This is why we don't let R33MIX take charge of Mass Effect's animation department.

[MrNeddlemouse810]

.............. wat

[MajorShepard]

Oh God KILL IT! KILL IT!!

[NukeForBinLaden24356]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

[sithmaster4305]

@NukeForBinLaden24356 joker after a sex change?

[NukeForBinLaden24356]

@sithmaster4305 i find this more frightening than the reaper invasion

[sithmaster4305]

@NukeForBinLaden24356 the turian counsilor dismisses that claim

[NukeForBinLaden24356]

@sithmaster4305 the councilor just needs to finish his calibrations

[xynth101088]

What has been seen can not be unseen!

[kalars88]

You need to romance someone with this character and then upload. I'd watch.

[GABDILIVE]

looks like rebbot!

[barronzaren]

im scared..... so scared...... *rocks backwards and forward in a corner*

[TheDaviddraws]

What the Heck! I guess that's what happens when you heal your scars in the med bay after giving Dr. Chakwas a bottle of brandy :)

[21jsmall]

what the shit?

[LoD100]

Shepard: How do i look?

Me: Well to put it nicely AAAAARGH! AAAARGH! AAARGH! AAAARGH!

[VelaToNorma7]

@LoD100 lmao

[mickiemc100]

BURN IT WITH FIRE

[TheFF07]

I almost peed myself laughing so hard!

[EmarStudios]

ROTFL



[portalmanHUN]

what the actual fuck

[ShoeUnited]

This is just some good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

[totaldramasurvivor1]

DAMN NATURE!!!! YOU SCARY!!!

[Godrip]

this just scared the shit out of me... :)

[ranchdressing]

...what in the nine circles of Hell is this!? Gary Busey after plastic surgery!?

[Punisher4bmw]

Its me Shepard im back old crew WTF is that abomination kill it:D nooo its me Shepard yeah and im Santa Claus open fire =)) Cerberus =_= okay lets start over with another one this time put more effort in it =))

[AsianCheeseToaster]

That's so... HOT!

[purplebananafish]

TIM: Miranda?

Miranda: Yes sir?

TIM: THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[th3d3storoy3r]

@purplebananafish I

TIM: GAVE YOU 2... NO 4 BILLION CREDITS TO REVIVE SHEPARD AND YOU FINISH UP WITH THIS, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON??!!!

Miranda: I... used the money to increase my tit and ass size.

[lambovsatan225]

@purplebananafish That makes no sense. Miranda IS the head of Project Lazarus and the only one she would respond to is the Illusive Man. ....Just sayin.

[ArykvonStraln]

@lambovsatan225 What doesn't make sense about that then? TIM: The Illusive Man, aka her only superior. Don't know who started that but I'm surprised people don't know it by now.

[lambovsatan225]

@ArykvonStraln TIM....The Illusive Man.....Ohhhh!!!! :)

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Tami I'ma a Yoryur! Hemmerry yer mink I'marrow Yemerus!

[RobinlvGamer]

If I was you, I would import it to ME3 and see what the fuck would happen.

[PowerRada2]

Preety good damn reason for keeping Joker on the ship...



[LuLzMetalock]

Lol his/her bottom lips just kills me. xD

[PSfreak321]

what... the... hell... "Y'all are some stupid people..."

[PvtMichealJCaboose]

OH NO NOT THE FACE! AH IT'S IN MY EYES! MY EEYYYYEEEEES!

[ApertureAssistance]

Garrus was so shocked he forgot to do his calibrations.

[0BattlestaR0]

Big Reaper: I WILL KI... OH NO!!!! NO WAY I CANNOT TOUCH YOU! I LOVE EXPLODING!

[HarelV8]

O my FUCKING GOD, joker is a woman!!!!

[xxVSJester]

AHHH What the fuck! Kill it!! Kill it with water!!!!

[JZPotter]

I clicked on the video, one second I was seriously yelling "WHAT IS THAT THING?!?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!"

[JZPotter]

@JZPotter *One second in

[WOLF777dude]

GOD that is absolutely terrifying, yet at the same time hilarious.

[waismartialarts1]

Harbinger: assuming direct contr... ah heck no heck no. No way.

[Juppe115]

I get it lol

[GrimmsBrother]

That's why humans shouldn't order drinks while visiting the afterlife.

[SuspenseSmith]

And here I thought the Exorcist was scary....

[varztok]

We Can Rebuild Him!... but we didn't say it would be pretty....

[Animegirl4967]

Oh the humanity!

[Greyfox198]

This whole Joker is a farce!

[BrewCrew4Life21]

Well I was planning on sleeping tonight, but so much for that

[dagger1087]

@BrewCrew4Life21 This is truly the stuff of nightmares.

[TMJ112389]

AAAA! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[SlowAndSteady2]

I'm laughing like a retard. But I'm not one.

[tanks608]

OH GOD

[hey01e5]

why does shepard's face look like a derp joker

[IronMaiden881000]

''Mordin had reach but Joker had flexability''.

[perropeppe]

Assuming direct...oh fuck that

[Sablemike38]

I guess he did it for the lulz. Why else would someone mod the game so that he wears mordin's suit, and made a sloppy attempt to cover his head with Joker's face? freaky, man.

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

SEXY SHEPARD!

[RockstarRacc00n]

lol, what the hell?

[FormerHuman]

Eww... wow... eugh.

[Retrograding]

I was talking to my sister and just started slurring and couldn't even put a sentence together when I saw Shepherd...

[imaloony8]

"Aw shit, we don't have enough money to revive shepard."

"Well what can we do?"

"We can put Joker's head on Mordin's body!"

"Sigh. Go ahead..."

[MsClaimhSolais]

@imaloony8 u know,Joker can be played as main protagonist in ME3 if u get all crew and yourself died in ME2

[imaloony8]

@MsClaimhSolais Yes, because playing a game with a guy who has limbs as sturdy as pretzel sticks will work out beautifully.

From what I heard, you won't be able to continue a file that ended with Shepard dying.