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  • Press 666 for the devil..lol

  • 0:36 Mommy, the fat lady looked at me.

  • 0:48 That was embarrassing. 

  • i used to help handicapped kids with school (special ed class) and i remember this one family that had an autistic kid that would go into seizures. the family would start praying and talking in tongues once the kid would go into a seizure. it was so hard not to laugh when grown ups are making the same noises the kid in a seizure was making. i'd always just call the school nurse and an ambulance to come.

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  • Hazeely Bozeely Beezily Bop!!

    I Ain't Got Nobody!!

  • This is the easiest christian fail out there. Speaking in tongues is very simply in the bible, the act of speaking in your own language and having it understood by those who don't speak your language. What you see these idiots doing is babel-ling incoherently, what is miraculous about that? Proof again that christians are just lemmings.

  • washmokotomakowatoakomomolakao­okaaoouamoerioflkd I love you!

  • @Gearsmeister i'm not going to bother checking myself, but did you actually transcribe that whole thing out?

  • @MisterNickOtine No, haha. It's babble talk either way, but I think I got the sound somewhat close to what he was mumbling.

  • i don't know if he knows, but that dude almost said "hakuna matata"

  • You will find that when Paul was speaking of the subject of Tongues he was speaking about languages= bring an interpeter or they wont know what you are saying! In one place (1 Cor 14:18) Paul says he "speakes with Tongues more then you all". I hope he did, Paul was a Roman Citizin speaking Greek, as well as speaking Hebrew, and arimaic. Now the Cloven tongues is understood in every language by all, think of it as a reversal of God confounding the languages (tower of Bable).

  • If Churches got around to teaching the word of God; in context and accurately, we would not have this bountifull confusion tradition going viral in the 'so called' houses of God. If the Bible was opened up and read they might just get to Acts 2 1-13!!!! In this you find the center point of the "tongues" doctrine. Every man heard it in thier own language! Needing no interpeter! Even from wherein they were born. You see Tongues= H1100= Glossa (in greek)= languages (source is Strong's concordance)

  • Why must Bill Maher make Spirit-filled people look stupid?????? And no, I am not standing up for Robert Tilton, because he is certifiably crazy!

  • @ChristMyRedeemer In answer to your question, Bill Maher doesn't "make Spirit-filled people" look stupid. They ARE stupid. Maher is just a reporter.

  • Even though I agree with Mr Maher, he seems like an awfully mean spirited person most of the time just like his rival Dennis Miller. Two sides of the same coin. What gives?

  • Sounds more like the Devil speaking through them than God.

  • speaking in tongues is real... it's not crazy, it takes faith to do it and it's a gift.

  • @HereComesMyDestiny it's to insult the Jewish religion Hebrew is god's language

  • Bill Maher better watch out...calling tongues bullsh**!! He's messing with God's gifts :-/

  • Heres the deal.. Straight from God. The Bible says the Holy Spirit gives the utterance... IF the SPIRIT gives the utterance then it wouldnt matter if you changed the name of the church to BAPTIST. You would still speak in tongues.. Correct? IF you go to a pentecostal they speak in tongues.. But why not the baptist. The Bible clearly says the spirit gives the utterance.. So wouldnt it happen no matter what denomination you are? So why doesnt it happen at BAPTIST when they clearly belive in Jesus?

  • @1xThreeDaysGrace1x Because religion is bullshit, dude. What you are seeing, churches that speak in tongues and churches that do not, is the result of cultural evolution. The question of why EVERYONE in baptist churches don't speak in tongues and why everyone in pentecostal churches do, has the same answer as the question of why you'll never hear a muslim who came back from a near death experience that they saw Jesus as they were dying . . . and vice versa. Because God exists only in the brain.

  • @1xThreeDaysGrace1x It doesnt generally happen to baptists because there is no faith or value for the gift. There are MANY baptists, however, who come into tongues at a later time. The Holy Spirit does not give utterance where He is not welcome.

  • @1xThreeDaysGrace1x It does happen at Baptist Churches.

  • the last guy looked like he was a fraud, the first lady seemed legit.

  • Amazing that people actually give money to these bull shit artist.

  • "Sraffoshalabakasai in the name of Jesus!"

    "Mosharayseekmomabohotorayasay­ananamohasetai."

    "Isn't that something? Kodamoshokodomodzata? Latadomotodoichishelakabokotok­otogulagalamushety. Kalyshekodogogobolabagadijagum­bo! Zokolakomogodeeya! I love yooou."

    Don't be a pussy, he seems legit.

  • Just posted an awesome video related to this!

  • super saiyan granny?

  • why would you curse on here and curse God like that?

  • When flaming gays talk like queens, do they have to spend their whole lives CONSCIOUSLY talking like that? Because it's not their natural voice. Not making a joke. I am curious. Any gays that can explain this?

  • Speaking in Tongues is definitely not from God.

  • what a bunch of crack heads!

  • tounges can be interpreted and also used as a weapon against satan.

  • babbleing is now an official language thanks to the dumbasses that send these fools money

  • When I was 8, my parents took me and my brothers to a neighbor's house to "convert" the parents that lived there. At one point, my parents called me into the kitchen where they were talking and asked me to "speak in tongues" for them...hoping it would clinch the deal on the conversion. I closed my eyes and spouted gibberish for 30 seconds then went back to playing. Tom & Nancy were AMAZED. LOL I hope I didn't cause them to convert because I left the "cult" years ago! LOL

  • @lcowles Haha.. interesting tale, and humorously put! before you left the "cult" were you a believer beforehand? Or did you never "receive" God / religion in the first place?

  • @lloydbrookes10 Unfortunately......I bought the whole deal hook, line & sinker. What child wouldn't? The "fear" mechanisms work pretty well to keep people in line, especially kids. Still....life as a way of revealing it's own truth to you....and I eventually "woke up" about 15 years ago.

  • @lloydbrookes10 very well-said

  • @lloydbrookes10 that'd be a waste to be able to talk in tongues and not believe in God

  • like bill said "its bullshit"

  • They're not speaking any real language, they simply repeat patterns over and over and add to them.

    Due to the fact that it's all made up gibberish.

  • And that, children, is why you shouldn't do drugs.

  • @Motive11331 or maybe it is why you should do drugs

  • tongue a light socket, maybe shock some sense back into that pile of wet noodles you call brains.

  • this is retarded im not falling for religion no more

  • :53 i think he called me an asshole in Klingon!!!!

  • Are those people serious?? If anything, they looked as if they were a little looney while doing it. Do they give an explanation of what "god" was telling everyone through some unknown language??

  • Jesus was a great rebel and preached anti-establishment stuff, for example he said his world-rejecting hippy cousin John was "the greatest man ever to be born" (Matt 11:11), but sadly religious crackpots such as tongue-speakers have given christianity a bad name.

    Jesus never spoke in a tongue and he never told anybody else to.

  • Anyone who speaks in tongues should probably be shot.

    Although it does have entertainment value :)

  • That was a lot for "I love you".

  • God must love idiots and retards, he made so many of them.

  • Its not religion, its not the leader, its the hearts of the followers. One is nothing without many, and no one can force a mind/heart to follow (unless through fear) only persuade one to become what they have only once dreamed to be. Fools have always been fools. Religion has nothing to do with it.

  • Not to rain on anyones parade but there is biblical reference to speaking in tongues, Acts chapter 2. However, it is not what these people are doing. Speaking in tongues refers to someone hearing what you are saying in their native language even though you do not speak their language at all. It saddens me greatly to know that there are individuals out there who use the message of Christ for their own personal and financial gain. Christ came to save souls, not fill the pockets of greedy people.

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  • @ssanchez101 prove christ came back without refering to the bible...can u do that?

  • @ssanchez101

    1 Corinthians 14:2 For he who speaks in a tongue does not speak to men but to God, for no one understands him; however, in the spirit he speaks mysteries. There is a diverse tongue that follows with the interpretation of the boby which is done at an assembly of saints for the edification of the body. Then there are unknown tongues for the edification of the individual. There prayer language which edifies their spirit.

  • Someone should have asked this Mother.... F to repeat what he said in tongue

  • religion should be banned

  • /watch?v=vjBakUFcGmU

  • 1 cor 14 states, if no interpretation, you qare to be silent....this comes from hell...

    this is an unholy spirit timmy1218@yahoo

  • lmao at the last guy in the video

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  • Thats soo stupid

    <666

  • neurochemical imbalance

  • Speaking gibberish, is not speaking in tongues, it refers to the ability to communicate with all peoples languages through a single spoken language

  • @TheDano1947 Sounds like gibberish to me =]

  • da da dats all folks!

    

  • Goo goo, ga ga... Robert Tilton, a certified nut-job. You guys cannot imagine how much money this huckster convinced his viewers to send to him.

    Religion sure has messed up billions of people.

  • @RewardHonesty Tilton is a strange strange man.. Religion doesn't mess everyone up though.. I'm not religious but know Christian and Muslim people i really respect.. Every community / group has their share of "rotten eggs".. The English masses are no longer religious and some blame this "moral decay" for the recent riots.. but round here Money is god, i blame "economic decay".

  • @lloydbrookes10 Thanks for your reply. I hope that you will watch Zeitgeist Original with 2010 Updates, Zeitgeist Moving Forward, and Zeitgeist Addendum. Watch all three, in entirety.

  • @RewardHonesty i've seen two of those 3 - excellent films.. doesn't alter the fact i have religious friends i respect.. if religion was removed from humanity (which is technically impossible, you can't stop a human believing something) it wouldn't change a thing - there would still be bad people in society, still be wars, corruption and lunacy.

  • @lloydbrookes10 Watch all three. I never said religion messes everyone up, but it does indoctrinate and brain-wash masses. I heard it said that "Faith is the purposeful suspension of critical thinking" and I agree. I think religion holds mankind back so severely that only our corrupt monetary system is a greater detriment. Your "economic decay" is referring to an 'economy' that is not even a real economy. An unsustainable, endless growth paradigm based on mindless consumption.

  • @lloydbrookes10 yea but then only good people would be doing good things and bad people doing bad things, instead of religion making good people do bad things.

  • @RewardHonesty zeitgeist is intentional anti-christian propanga for the

    new world order.

  • @RewardHonesty Watch ZEITGEIST REFUTED!

  • @RewardHonesty YOU'RE RIGHT...RELIGION. CHRISTIANS KNOW BETTER AND CALL IT "RELATIONSHIP"

  • some people are actors, some people are players, some people are down right wankers like this video presenter.

  • I spoke in tounges when i was on acid once...

  • @Liton777 hahaha this crackhead jesus lover told me he speaks in tongues

  • That guy's gonna get struck dead, lol. I was brought up with this faith, even though I don't agree with it now, but I was always taught that you absolutely don't make fun of that practice. My skin crawls when I see that dude because I keep waiting for a bult of lightning.

  • @TheJollyGoats all the better for us atheists, hopefully they'll reduce themselves ad absurdum and out of existence.

  • I THINK THEY'RE POSSESSED BY DEMONS

  • Nancy Harmon the woman in the clip is for real...the man is a faker from way back!! You can tell in the speaking....

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  • Ok why don't you show the entire series and lets see what the doctor has to say about it not what the bias Bigot is saying. and why did they cut out what the doctor was saying at the end?

  • The guy who spoke in tongue looks like a creeper.

  • That's called: BRAIN DAMAGE!

  • Those people scare the Hell out of me.

  • Bill Maher's Video is a joke. He did interview noted Apologists and Theologians, like Will Craig, John McArthur, Ravi Zachariahs, John Piper....etc. His video was bias and underserving as a piece of fairness and intellectualism.

    Solo Scriptura

  • Bill Maher's Video is a joke. He did interview noted Apologists and Theologians, like Will Craig, John McArthur, Ravi Zachariahs, John Piper.... His video was bias and very

  • Okay people....speaking in tongues is BULLSHIT! And any of you that believe in this babbling nonsense should be fitted for cement shoes and thrown in the ocean.

  • @gogo976 we cant through stupid people in the ocean just cuz they'r stupid !! thats stupid! ... maybe some of their children will be smarter.. plus its not rightful

  • I am so glad that Nancy Harmon is on here, They get to witness the real

    Holy Ghost coming from a Spirit filled anointed minster of the gospel.

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    You Can't Read

    My Poker Face.

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    Was Brother Bob really Lady Gaga's biological father??

  • Oh Kobosobodobomybakasanalookin'p­rettygoodsend money!!

  • Lol... I love how the people that are actually speaking in tongues look like they're serious as heart attacks. How in the world am I supposed to believe this stuff.

  • let me tell you, without the same emotional understandings, it took me awhile to be able to speak again. That's what happens in autism as well as schizophrenia, I'm convinced. Our language isn't relevant.

  • god is the dominant male. When we feel god, we're receiving unrequited love, which makes us high. There's a euphoria in being with love. I occasionally speak glossolalia instead of speak. I'm going to make people call it that instead of slurring,. Yes, I'm speaking for God.

  • It is just bullshit, speaking in tongues is real. If you are filled with the spirit you can understand what people are saying. For instance the guy with the slicked back hair was saying that he is a retarded douchebag. Come to think of it you don't even have to have a holy spirit enema to understand that.

  • Mocking the holy spirit is mocking god.. Once you die and there is a place where someone is judging you whether you go to heaven or hell. Mocking god will be what is brought up on judgment day..

  • @J0n312 Don't be silly :P, none of that exists!!

  • @J0n312 I dunno. I feel that Fundamentalist Christians have been making a mockery of god for hundreds of years now. Allegedly, you're supposed to be rewarded for that on your end.

  • @J0n312 your an idiot, keep wasting your life for your supposed next life, moron.

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  • with groanings WHICH CAN NOT BE UTTERED....

  • I recall a clergyman saying that unless someone can interpret the speaker, it's not the word of God. Then again, interpretations can and will be skewed. Either way, just a bunch of bull shit.

  • Haha, at least the old woman was a bit convincing (albeit still a charlatan), but that last guy sounds like Ace Ventura talking to a little doggie!

    No one can bullshit like Christians, they've been doing it for 2000 years and now it's an art form!

  • @damvid21

    Ignorance.

  • @damvid21 Haha very well said and funny.

  • maher said once the muslims are the most crazy believers. but i am not so sure anymore. "speaking in tongues" is the most crazy bullshit i have ever seen.

  • that bloke speaking in tongues at 0:46 was just ordering a coffee

    (or trying to sing lady marmalade)

  • lolz. I used to be a tongue speakin' bible thumper, and now that I'm an atheist, I can still do it. Nothing supernatural about it, it's just babbling.

  • This is total bull shit,just a bunch of inbred morons trying to pretend to speak in tongues LOL.I think all fuckin TV preachers should be jailed.

  • The preacher in the end of the video is EPIC FAIL XD

  • The 'tongues' being exercised today is NOT the true gift of the Spirit in the book of Acts. It is a satanic counterfeit.

  • @ldr616 amen

  • ScoobyDoobyDoo!!!

  • @Trinity4EverAmen you're quite lyrical.. do you preach at all? 

  • @lloydbrookes10 In 1 Cor 12, Paul gives us the list of spiritual gifts, discernment is listed before tongues/interp. tongues. 1John4:1=discernment a greater gift than tongues. He says, God gives all TRUE gifts, but at same time challenges us to discern them. Gift of wisdom James 5:1 to discern judiciously = all factors considered; having the confidence to search scriptures, trace the history of the thing, lay out the facts, asses the evidence,amen=not going on in the churches=blind leading blind

  • @Trinity4EverAmen Nothing you said from bird calls and after dont happen. Learn about something before you start denying it

  • @BVBsoldierJosh Seen/heard it all & bet MANY seen/heard it too! C the stuff on youtube=how God is exposin what was n dark is now coming to light. False prophet Charles fox parham conjured up FALSE tongues n 1901=deceives elect. Rev18:2,4 And He cried mightily with a strong voice saying Babyl-on the great is fallen is fallen & is bcome the habitation of devils"And I heard anothr voice from heaven say COME OUT of her my people that ye b not partakers of her sins & that ye receive not her plagues"

  • @Trinity4EverAmen Hmm.. You seem to know PARTS of your bible. Why dont you read Acts

  • @Trinity4EverAmen Wow....I agree with you...I am of the belief that the Holy Spirit is imparted to the Christian at the moment of conversion...There are MANY subsequent fillings and empowerments. The Holy Spirit is SANE and RATIONAL and NOT given to inducing people to act or behave in an egregious or bizarre fashion. The ''Holy Laughter''crowd brings shame and reproach on the Holy Spirit and make him out to be a fool

  • @Trinity4EverAmen OR. You could just yourself into a mental institution.

    Stop forgetting to take your meds.

  • @TheBiAtheist TheBiAtheist! Hmmm! Need I say anymore?

  • @Trinity4EverAmen If you speak in tongues you're crazy, if you foam out the mouth and shake uncontrollably you're either having a seizure or purposely doing it.

  • @fuckyeah009 many are faking!

  • @Trinity4EverAmen Ha yea definitely, and if they're not faking its a medical condition and it's called schizophrenia!

  • If all you non~christians had a clue you wouldent be holding on to this whole "christians are crazy" or "christians are stupid" thing real tight I defy any of you to match whits with me or many of my chrisitan brothers and sisters you may have intelligence but there is a large gap between that and wisdom I hope that many of you will see the truth and as for those of you who dont I hope to be there when it is your judgment day to see the look on your faces when you come before the the gates

  • Religion is a disorder? Jews Muslims and Christians have all brought wonderful things to this world. They try to help the world become a better place, I don't care what you say about wars, there are good people all through out this world, religious or not! If you can't see the beauty in culture and beliefs, then I feel deeply sorry for you. Saying that people who believe in God are mentally disable is sick. Plus mentally disable people have changed the world for the better too!

  • This video is a scary example of the insanity that people are capable of. The people in this video do not have any mental disabilities, they are just showing biological traits of people being capable overlooking rationality. That is what all religion is. The scary thing is that the the tools that rational scientist give us fall into the hands of average joes. How are we going to survive the future when we have wmds, but with also people putting all there faith in to imaginary friends.

  • the dude at 0:48 is actually speaking an eastern dialect of Swahilli; he's saying "I just snorted 6 lines of hard blow, He wants to travel to the Congo and attempt to rape a brown back monkey, and he misses his 13 year old fuck buddy named 'Luluwah', that explains the ' I love you' at the end"

  • @Viewer305212 dude! i speak that language and it's not swahili. lol but good joke tho

  • @Viewer305212 LMAOOOOO Dat Sums It All hahahahaha ;D U Had Me Rollin Here!!!!!!!!

  • some cracked shit right there.

  • My Bakasana Lookin'Good!!