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  • very interesting video thanks

  • jupiter is gods shield...

  • Planets: SHIT WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!

    Jupiter: Fear not my friends, i got this

  • Of course he couldn't be bothered to mention that amateur astronomer's name.

  • FOR ASTONISHING FACTS ABOUT PLANETS, JUST TYPE IN THE BOX:

    Quran and Science

    Seven parts!

  • Cheers Jupiter

  • Jupiter is totally the dad in the solar system family always handling the big stuff Saturn's the mom Earth's the spoiled brat, mars is the middle child who never gets any attention, Neptune is the grandpa, Mercury's the baby, Venus is earth's twin, and Uranus is the drunk uncle

  • i believe he meant, "attempt to enter our atmosphere* no solar system... -_-

  • I Believe This Was A Video Clip Of NBC News' NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams' Sci-Tech News Report On Jupiter Takes Hit From Asteroid On Thursday Evening, June 3, 2010.

  • jupiter is the fat guy everyone one bumps into.

  • 'Jupiter was hit by an asteroid or comet' "attempting to enter our Solar System" ? ... these news anchors (or the writers) don't have much clue - whatever hit Jupiter was already well inside the Solar System if it hit Jupiter. It's like saying 'a robber attempted to break into your house' and was 'found in the living room'.

  • cool :))))

  • That Was an ALIEN attack and that was no fireball .....................dumb dumb dumb

    the media is trying to cover this up again.

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  • I heard about this guy. He got famous :)

  • The incoming astroids are getting much more now as we get closer to 2012. The Bible Code indicates a large astroid impact on earth in 2012.

  • @ItsMsMargie But Bible didn't gave us the specific time when the Earth will end. So don't worry about 2012 cause you believe and you have faith in God and you will be saved by Jesus Christ. P.S I have a true faith with him and I believe in Jesus Christ, My redeemer and my savior !! :D

  • @penpen125 Wow!!! Yay!!!! I am so glad you believe in Jesus. So many now I see do not. The Bible says, to always put God first. I always put God and Christ first. I know that the Bible says not even the angels in heaven know when the end is coming , but he the lord has given us signs in the book of Revelations. xoxo, Margerie

  • thank you for lifting my spirits finaly! u see i believe of 2012 and god but i dont know if i could trust god anymore or put my soul with him because the facts were scaring me but now im less scared at least =] matthew12,

  • @ItsMsMargie Thats mentally retarded. I hope u really dont believe.

  • bb ... you praised God? Quick, call ACLU .... lol .... I find it hysterical that when someone mentions "God" or (heaven forbid) "Jesus" ... people come out of their

    skin lol

  • ya ... they can tell that's an asteroid ... no doubt ... uh huh ... but they couldn't tell

    the distinct sparks coming from specific floors on the WTC were bombs detonating,

    and they can't tell those 3 buildings imploded ... okie dokie ... dish me up s'more of that good ol' koolaid news.

  • The Secret of Red Spot of planet Jupiter ...

    Instead of black Hole .. they called it the Red Hole Shark ...

    Its swallowed up every things in his way ...

    That's why throughout the years the spot never change positions only

    its color when its turns to red the hole opens into dimensional phase of its self...

    It's act like a storm but from the inside you've feel the fear of to be swallowed up

    hold tight through the rocks ...

  • @TheNoobSayer

    Seems as if your auto complete is really hurting your message...

  • ty Jupiter!! keep on taking hits for earth ;D

  • Just as Saturn castrated Uranus and then Jupiter 'grew' stronger than Saturn, we are witnessing (in a figural sense) what Greek mythology might call 'a battle of the gods'. Jupiter took 2 decently sized hits in the past 20 years and has lost a color band...and possibly the big red spot.

    It sounds like a new chapter to the myths should be written

  • @djegets2 lol ur a dumb cunt! You think that nothing started the big bang x''D how pathatic and emo of you x'D

  • "Deep Impact" almost.

  • lol wow nice good news

  • hmmm

  • Jupiter is always the magnet for things that are directed towards earth...

  • @djegets2 hey you fuckin piece of shit!!! you may not believe in god but others do who are you to say we shouldnt believe in our religon. Just because you lost all faith when you prayed to god to help you because your dad ass raped you. Your a sorry ass piece of shit protestant. Fuck your facts!!!

  • @kushaddict18

    now, that's no way to behave..

  • @darmstr0ng well someone has to put his ass in check... who is he to say who we can or cant believe in...

  • @kushaddict18

    @djegets2

    I don't see either of you as putting the other "in check." The name calling is ignorant and creates a really poor image for you, regardless of your beliefs. Let's be constructive. I respect your religion or otherwise, as long as you can have a critical and or potentially though provoking conversation with everyone regarding what we know about the physical nature of our galaxy. I am darmstr0ng also. Lets simmer down huh?

  • @MrBalduser I meant "thought provoking"...mmmk?

  • FUCK BRlAN WILLIAMS!! THAT FAGGOT HAS A CROOKED FACE AND LIKES TO JAM DICKS DOWN HIS THROAT!!!

  • I would like to rent out Jupitor to intercept all the crap news from Fox from entering my ears.

  • @mega777 I am as amazed as you are about the inadequacy of intelligent talking heads that inform us on TV. Although it can be looked at in an adverse way; then it becomes more reasonable.That way is only few are able to be understood by the masses so with that scenario remaining a constant; the masses are only able to understand brief catastrophic events and not the effects of invisible gravity.Gravity being, real it cant be readily seen only its effect it has on individual and numerous objects

  • its God that saved us... He only used the Jupiter. Remember, He sees everything!

  • @saintmike08 WOW how backwater that belief is; I thought that in 2010 the belief in deities would be as dead as the Egyptian civilization. I do wish you well and hope your confused and misguided path doesn't cross mine.

  • @saintmike08 whahaha

  • @saintmike08 WHAHAHAHAHA

  • surprise buttsecks

    

  • "OW MY BALLS!" -Jupiter

  • jupiter got jumped for us

  • @Fetcha200 hahahahahaha

  • Thank you jupiter lol not

  • Jupiter took one for the team ? oh you gotta be kidding me

  • So there is no good news under Obama's watch?

  • who would mario try to hit earth with a fireball ??????????

  • @ReeferVonKush i dont know if jupiter is made of gas it might be, google any question and trust me there will be and answer

  • @regiomontano771 Go get an education, it's even better than google.

  • @Bryantsreeves Thats what they make you think............trust me

  • 2012!!! XD

  • @ReeferVonKush

    Jupiter's core is about a dozen times the mass of the earth... or so I've read. That would make up about 3% of Jupiter's total mass.

  • @KDALove

    still really boring.

  • Thank you Jupiter!

  • Haha thanks Jupiter. :P

  • @DarkNaomi lol i know lets thank jupiter your coment is funny

  • All the other planets: *Panicking*

    Jupiter: "Everybody chill the fuck out. I got this!"

  • @Werdfrerb2 I Rofl'd in real life after I read that :P

  • @Werdfrerb2 LMFAO!!!

  • @Werdfrerb2 LOL nice.

  • ive always believed God created all those other planets for a reason, thanks jupiter

  • @ahmedITT God didn't create jupiter.

  • @ahmedITT hihi

    

  • heh heh heh, fatty takes a bullet so we can keep consuming carbs on earth

  • Earth: "dude wtf is that in sky?".... Asteroid" i do what i want! i roll with 10000000000 ~gangs!" Jupiter:" you aint bad hoe!, i got this!"

  • that wasn't Jupiter...it was Chuck Norris

  • what would happen to us then

  • KANYE: "Excuse Me Mars, Excuse me but Jupiter is the Greatest Planet ever. Ever!!"

    MARS: :(

  • you are BRAVE Joop. =]

  • any better footage?

  • jupiter rocks

  • That is not an asteroid, that is my fat ass neighbors toliet debris from last year finally landing. FAT ASS I'm watching you.

  • That was horrible news how cool would it be if we got hit by an asteroid.

  • @vkgoku2012 we would be dead foo

  • that wasnt an asteroid. it was my money shot.

  • if Jupiter is almost completely made of gases (like the sun), then wouldn't the asteroid have been swallowed up clean instead of seemingly colliding then exploding???

  • @thelonewayfarer That's a good question, basically any interstellar debris, from meteors to comets travel at very high velocities around our solar system and when any of them get pulled into the gravity of a planet they impact the upper atmosphere of that planet and usually fracture and break up from the rapid deceleration and high reentry temperatures. This usually results in a fascinating light show. Then remaining debris that doesn't burn up in the atmosphere impacts the planet's surface.

  • @UrDaShInGPriNcE

    yes, the object didn't just turn to dust when you see the flash, That light is maybe 10% of it's energy. I like to imagine that there was a much bigger light show that took place below the cloudy atmosphere! Breaking apart like previously mentioned and then gradually becoming static within the high pressure of Jupiters liquid layers or Dat shit jis burnt up real fast dude!~

  • stupid astroids always trying 2 ruin our day!

  • thnx jupeter!!!!!!

  • Planet Jupiter contains redHole instead of blackHole ... when its turning into reD the Hole Open's.. the Secret of planet Jupiter must be Revealed...

  • Jupiter is the Jack Bauer of the galaxy.

  • @Dasel22 oh yeah!! LOL

  • Was the meteor a serious threat to us?

  • @brij86singh could have been. depends on its direction

  • @brij86singh probably yes, im not sure what UN would have done but if that meteor was huge then it would probably would have destroyed life on earth

  • @brij86singh That's a good question one that now requires no answer at lest until Jupiter's core remains intact

  • THANK YOU JUPITER YOUR MY HERO!

  • I'd like to hit Uranus.

  • In 2012, Jupiter's gonna save us :D yay!

  • Hey Peeps. wanna double check if planet Jupiter Circle Spot are really a kind of continuing Storm Event.? how does its change its own color into a red somehow instead of its true color..

    if its truly a RED HOLE instead of BLACK HOLE.. the continuing circulation opening a kind of hole when its turning into red.. its truly a magnetic field.? that cause the asteroid to impact or else

  • @TheNoobSayer

    whatever ure talking about would interest me if you worded better lol

  • Jup is always down for the cause

  • I happen to be a world renowned scientific expert in the field of astronomy so please allow me to explain exactly what is happening here......Jupiter takes hit from asteroid. 

  • Oooo! Thx big guy!

  • thanks for saving our asses so many times jupiter, somethn god could & would never do because he lives only in the magical world of so many people.

  • nO mrE 2012?

  • isnt that asteroid almost the size of earth?

  • @sok213 From that fireball I think it is.

  • in 2012 people are the only ones who are going to destroy the world,not natural disasters.

    Don'T HaTe...Don'T

  • jupiter is the man or wat ever it is

  • damn you chris brown!

  • @BozourMinou HAHAHAHA....that's cold!!

  • you guys know that there was no chance that asteroid was going to hit us, right?

  • @orangeman10987 Well without Jupiters' gravitational pull, how would you know the asteroid wouldn't have hit us?

  • @KDALove

    The impact was on Jupiters visible hemispere from our point of view. I know that this doesn't prove that we were never in danger but the mass would have had to pass Jupiter, breaching the outer (intersteller side) hemisphere of Jupiter and then turn back, this could only have been the case if Jupiters insane G/Tidal forces were enough to "grab" it alone, Io could have helped...where was she? ... What do you guys think?

  • So if the path that this object was on during and prior to impact was indicative of the previous ....earth work week or so... It was not going to hit us. Maybe Jupiter saved Titan!

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  • We needed that asteroid to stop the oil leak!

  • There goes 2012...

  •  Jupiter FTW

  • GO JUPITER

  • Jupiter has been taking hits for planet Earth for since the dawn of both it's creation.....Jupiter's gravitation is so massive.....it's basically Earth's first line of defense from comets n asteroid...or so I was told from a source that doesnt originate from planet Earth.

  • Is Earth really that terrible of a place that NBC Nightly News struggles to find one positive thing to share each week? Lighten up Brian Williams -- the world is a much better place than it ever looks on the news.

  • wow, how freaking boring. A rock hitting another rock, my pet rock has better tricks

  • @AndyDrewandGarcia Actually more like a rock hitting a puff of gas then vaporizing before it reaches the metallic ocean surface.

  • take that comet you sneaky bastard

  • Muito obrigado Jupiter! Planeta camarada!!!

  • Attempting to enter our solar system? WTF? I think if it hit Jupiter it HAD entered our solar system.

  • @richlaramore

    he could have meant the inner solar system. I'd like to know whats going to happen when Pluto hits Neptune!

  • Jupiter you are the man!

  • damn that would have killed earth juipiters a beast

  • thank you jupiter

  • We're going to have to reschedule 2012. Please stand by.

  • Wow thanks Jupiter, I think we have enough problems right now :( but thanks anyways!

  • and i thought " Uranus " would take one for the team .. ahhh what a bitch

  • I Question you booming

  • jupiter rules.

  • you old sagging tit faggot wrinkle balls

  • Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider?

    More like, Boys go to Jupiter CUZ ITS FUCKIN BADASS!!

  • BOOM!!!!!!! PLANET SHOT!!!!!!!!!!

  • And all you assholes said Jupiter never did anything for you . . .

  • That's pretty boring news. I'd much rather have had the asteroid hit Earth. That would be awesome. Everything would be totally fucked up. Holy fuck, yes.

  • @ThePanasonicDream

    yeah! and best off all you'd be dead!

  • @wolfman8325 I know, right! And you, too! What a let down.

  • @ThePanasonicDream

    I might have survived.......naaaahhh!

  • Fuckyea! Jupiter your the shit. You made that asstroid your biatch.

  • hope jupiter had juggernaut

  • All of these amazing planets should give themselves a pat on the back. .....not so fast Pluto!

  • Jupiter went commando on that damn asteroid

  • Thanks Jupiter I used to think that u were totally useless. But now I realize how important u really r. Thank u. =)

  • Good, now Ke$ha can continue to make shit music. :)

  • Poor Jupiteridians.

  • Thanks, your much better than how bitch neighbor Mars. Bitch...

  • thx jupiter. =D thx for saving us. pisces ruler of jupiter :P lol.

    thx again jupiter

  • WOO HOO!!! thanks Jupiter!!!!

  • Go Jupiter!

  • Saturn > jupiter, but thanks anyways man.

  • Man! That thing missed us by 4.2 - 6.2 Astronomical units!

  • Jupiter you tha man!

    High five!

    Oh, yes...sorry

  • that was just 1. theres more coming and jupiter cant take them all

  • THANKS U BIG FAT PIECE OF SPACE CRAP i love jupiter now, i was more of a neptune person but nooowwww ITS DIFFERENT since jupiter took one for the team

  • @FamilyGuyRules4evr

    Now that Jupiter is in the lime light, it's decided to go on a diet, get hooked on drugs and not show up on time to asteroid meetings.

  • damn. why does he sound so depressed. There's no good news on NBC becuz they decide not to report any of it.

  • Ha Illuminati can't be Jupiter!

  • Thumbs up if you think Jupiter is the greatest fat-ass in the universe! :D

  • Jupiter is obviously a beast

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  • Asteroids should know this by now, one does not simply walk into our solar system. The eye of Jupiter sees all.

  • jupiter would kill you if you got too close!