Jupiter is totally the dad in the solar system family always handling the big stuff Saturn's the mom Earth's the spoiled brat, mars is the middle child who never gets any attention, Neptune is the grandpa, Mercury's the baby, Venus is earth's twin, and Uranus is the drunk uncle
I Believe This Was A Video Clip Of NBC News' NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams' Sci-Tech News Report On Jupiter Takes Hit From Asteroid On Thursday Evening, June 3, 2010.
'Jupiter was hit by an asteroid or comet' "attempting to enter our Solar System" ? ... these news anchors (or the writers) don't have much clue - whatever hit Jupiter was already well inside the Solar System if it hit Jupiter. It's like saying 'a robber attempted to break into your house' and was 'found in the living room'.
@ItsMsMargie But Bible didn't gave us the specific time when the Earth will end. So don't worry about 2012 cause you believe and you have faith in God and you will be saved by Jesus Christ. P.S I have a true faith with him and I believe in Jesus Christ, My redeemer and my savior !! :D
@penpen125 Wow!!! Yay!!!! I am so glad you believe in Jesus. So many now I see do not. The Bible says, to always put God first. I always put God and Christ first. I know that the Bible says not even the angels in heaven know when the end is coming , but he the lord has given us signs in the book of Revelations. xoxo, Margerie
thank you for lifting my spirits finaly! u see i believe of 2012 and god but i dont know if i could trust god anymore or put my soul with him because the facts were scaring me but now im less scared at least =] matthew12,
bb ... you praised God? Quick, call ACLU .... lol .... I find it hysterical that when someone mentions "God" or (heaven forbid) "Jesus" ... people come out of their
Just as Saturn castrated Uranus and then Jupiter 'grew' stronger than Saturn, we are witnessing (in a figural sense) what Greek mythology might call 'a battle of the gods'. Jupiter took 2 decently sized hits in the past 20 years and has lost a color band...and possibly the big red spot.
It sounds like a new chapter to the myths should be written
@djegets2 hey you fuckin piece of shit!!! you may not believe in god but others do who are you to say we shouldnt believe in our religon. Just because you lost all faith when you prayed to god to help you because your dad ass raped you. Your a sorry ass piece of shit protestant. Fuck your facts!!!
I don't see either of you as putting the other "in check." The name calling is ignorant and creates a really poor image for you, regardless of your beliefs. Let's be constructive. I respect your religion or otherwise, as long as you can have a critical and or potentially though provoking conversation with everyone regarding what we know about the physical nature of our galaxy. I am darmstr0ng also. Lets simmer down huh?
@mega777 I am as amazed as you are about the inadequacy of intelligent talking heads that inform us on TV. Although it can be looked at in an adverse way; then it becomes more reasonable.That way is only few are able to be understood by the masses so with that scenario remaining a constant; the masses are only able to understand brief catastrophic events and not the effects of invisible gravity.Gravity being, real it cant be readily seen only its effect it has on individual and numerous objects
@saintmike08 WOW how backwater that belief is; I thought that in 2010 the belief in deities would be as dead as the Egyptian civilization. I do wish you well and hope your confused and misguided path doesn't cross mine.
if Jupiter is almost completely made of gases (like the sun), then wouldn't the asteroid have been swallowed up clean instead of seemingly colliding then exploding???
@thelonewayfarer That's a good question, basically any interstellar debris, from meteors to comets travel at very high velocities around our solar system and when any of them get pulled into the gravity of a planet they impact the upper atmosphere of that planet and usually fracture and break up from the rapid deceleration and high reentry temperatures. This usually results in a fascinating light show. Then remaining debris that doesn't burn up in the atmosphere impacts the planet's surface.
yes, the object didn't just turn to dust when you see the flash, That light is maybe 10% of it's energy. I like to imagine that there was a much bigger light show that took place below the cloudy atmosphere! Breaking apart like previously mentioned and then gradually becoming static within the high pressure of Jupiters liquid layers or Dat shit jis burnt up real fast dude!~
Hey Peeps. wanna double check if planet Jupiter Circle Spot are really a kind of continuing Storm Event.? how does its change its own color into a red somehow instead of its true color..
if its truly a RED HOLE instead of BLACK HOLE.. the continuing circulation opening a kind of hole when its turning into red.. its truly a magnetic field.? that cause the asteroid to impact or else
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The impact was on Jupiters visible hemispere from our point of view. I know that this doesn't prove that we were never in danger but the mass would have had to pass Jupiter, breaching the outer (intersteller side) hemisphere of Jupiter and then turn back, this could only have been the case if Jupiters insane G/Tidal forces were enough to "grab" it alone, Io could have helped...where was she? ... What do you guys think?
So if the path that this object was on during and prior to impact was indicative of the previous ....earth work week or so... It was not going to hit us. Maybe Jupiter saved Titan!
Jupiter has been taking hits for planet Earth for since the dawn of both it's creation.....Jupiter's gravitation is so massive.....it's basically Earth's first line of defense from comets n asteroid...or so I was told from a source that doesnt originate from planet Earth.
Is Earth really that terrible of a place that NBC Nightly News struggles to find one positive thing to share each week? Lighten up Brian Williams -- the world is a much better place than it ever looks on the news.
That's pretty boring news. I'd much rather have had the asteroid hit Earth. That would be awesome. Everything would be totally fucked up. Holy fuck, yes.
THANKS U BIG FAT PIECE OF SPACE CRAP i love jupiter now, i was more of a neptune person but nooowwww ITS DIFFERENT since jupiter took one for the team
very interesting video thanks
ttwilkable 1 month ago
jupiter is gods shield...
PurpleCatWithC4 3 months ago
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they worship the objects of dead matter, but not the one who created it all...
JASONSEPTEMBER7th84 4 months ago
Planets: SHIT WE ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!
Jupiter: Fear not my friends, i got this
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And That's Why God Made Jupiter. ;)
eternalpengel87 7 months ago 2
Of course he couldn't be bothered to mention that amateur astronomer's name.
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gulfland 11 months ago
Cheers Jupiter
freeglader26 1 year ago
Jupiter is totally the dad in the solar system family always handling the big stuff Saturn's the mom Earth's the spoiled brat, mars is the middle child who never gets any attention, Neptune is the grandpa, Mercury's the baby, Venus is earth's twin, and Uranus is the drunk uncle
slye1991 1 year ago 4
i believe he meant, "attempt to enter our atmosphere* no solar system... -_-
DefenceDon 1 year ago
I Believe This Was A Video Clip Of NBC News' NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams' Sci-Tech News Report On Jupiter Takes Hit From Asteroid On Thursday Evening, June 3, 2010.
radiodj1520 1 year ago
jupiter is the fat guy everyone one bumps into.
TheSportsfan102 1 year ago
'Jupiter was hit by an asteroid or comet' "attempting to enter our Solar System" ? ... these news anchors (or the writers) don't have much clue - whatever hit Jupiter was already well inside the Solar System if it hit Jupiter. It's like saying 'a robber attempted to break into your house' and was 'found in the living room'.
zetetic0void 1 year ago
cool :))))
ncis166 1 year ago
That Was an ALIEN attack and that was no fireball .....................dumb dumb dumb
the media is trying to cover this up again.
GoOFiGiRLo8o2 1 year ago
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GoOFiGiRLo8o2 1 year ago
I heard about this guy. He got famous :)
ParaglidingManiac 1 year ago 3
The incoming astroids are getting much more now as we get closer to 2012. The Bible Code indicates a large astroid impact on earth in 2012.
ItsMsMargie 1 year ago
@ItsMsMargie But Bible didn't gave us the specific time when the Earth will end. So don't worry about 2012 cause you believe and you have faith in God and you will be saved by Jesus Christ. P.S I have a true faith with him and I believe in Jesus Christ, My redeemer and my savior !! :D
penpen125 1 year ago
@penpen125 Wow!!! Yay!!!! I am so glad you believe in Jesus. So many now I see do not. The Bible says, to always put God first. I always put God and Christ first. I know that the Bible says not even the angels in heaven know when the end is coming , but he the lord has given us signs in the book of Revelations. xoxo, Margerie
ItsMsMargie 1 year ago
thank you for lifting my spirits finaly! u see i believe of 2012 and god but i dont know if i could trust god anymore or put my soul with him because the facts were scaring me but now im less scared at least =] matthew12,
dezzick398 1 year ago
@ItsMsMargie Thats mentally retarded. I hope u really dont believe.
bobbob135 1 year ago
bb ... you praised God? Quick, call ACLU .... lol .... I find it hysterical that when someone mentions "God" or (heaven forbid) "Jesus" ... people come out of their
skin lol
BellyButtonQuiz 1 year ago
ya ... they can tell that's an asteroid ... no doubt ... uh huh ... but they couldn't tell
the distinct sparks coming from specific floors on the WTC were bombs detonating,
and they can't tell those 3 buildings imploded ... okie dokie ... dish me up s'more of that good ol' koolaid news.
BellyButtonQuiz 1 year ago
The Secret of Red Spot of planet Jupiter ...
Instead of black Hole .. they called it the Red Hole Shark ...
Its swallowed up every things in his way ...
That's why throughout the years the spot never change positions only
its color when its turns to red the hole opens into dimensional phase of its self...
It's act like a storm but from the inside you've feel the fear of to be swallowed up
hold tight through the rocks ...
TheNoobSayer 1 year ago
@TheNoobSayer
Seems as if your auto complete is really hurting your message...
MrBalduser 1 year ago
ty Jupiter!! keep on taking hits for earth ;D
TicklesMeSillyYou 1 year ago
Just as Saturn castrated Uranus and then Jupiter 'grew' stronger than Saturn, we are witnessing (in a figural sense) what Greek mythology might call 'a battle of the gods'. Jupiter took 2 decently sized hits in the past 20 years and has lost a color band...and possibly the big red spot.
It sounds like a new chapter to the myths should be written
GhostOfMorrison 1 year ago
@djegets2 lol ur a dumb cunt! You think that nothing started the big bang x''D how pathatic and emo of you x'D
7thPlace 1 year ago
"Deep Impact" almost.
misscray1 1 year ago
lol wow nice good news
taylorc1991 1 year ago
hmmm
loveasfd002 1 year ago
Jupiter is always the magnet for things that are directed towards earth...
NeccoWecco 1 year ago
@djegets2 hey you fuckin piece of shit!!! you may not believe in god but others do who are you to say we shouldnt believe in our religon. Just because you lost all faith when you prayed to god to help you because your dad ass raped you. Your a sorry ass piece of shit protestant. Fuck your facts!!!
kushaddict18 1 year ago
@kushaddict18
now, that's no way to behave..
darmstr0ng 1 year ago
@darmstr0ng well someone has to put his ass in check... who is he to say who we can or cant believe in...
kushaddict18 1 year ago
@kushaddict18
@djegets2
I don't see either of you as putting the other "in check." The name calling is ignorant and creates a really poor image for you, regardless of your beliefs. Let's be constructive. I respect your religion or otherwise, as long as you can have a critical and or potentially though provoking conversation with everyone regarding what we know about the physical nature of our galaxy. I am darmstr0ng also. Lets simmer down huh?
MrBalduser 1 year ago
@MrBalduser I meant "thought provoking"...mmmk?
MrBalduser 1 year ago
FUCK BRlAN WILLIAMS!! THAT FAGGOT HAS A CROOKED FACE AND LIKES TO JAM DICKS DOWN HIS THROAT!!!
trekkian88 1 year ago
I would like to rent out Jupitor to intercept all the crap news from Fox from entering my ears.
oconano 1 year ago
@mega777 I am as amazed as you are about the inadequacy of intelligent talking heads that inform us on TV. Although it can be looked at in an adverse way; then it becomes more reasonable.That way is only few are able to be understood by the masses so with that scenario remaining a constant; the masses are only able to understand brief catastrophic events and not the effects of invisible gravity.Gravity being, real it cant be readily seen only its effect it has on individual and numerous objects
ttopperr 1 year ago
its God that saved us... He only used the Jupiter. Remember, He sees everything!
saintmike08 1 year ago
@saintmike08 WOW how backwater that belief is; I thought that in 2010 the belief in deities would be as dead as the Egyptian civilization. I do wish you well and hope your confused and misguided path doesn't cross mine.
ttopperr 1 year ago
@saintmike08 whahaha
vonkbeer 1 year ago
@saintmike08 WHAHAHAHAHA
vonkbeer 1 year ago
surprise buttsecks
shplackalack 1 year ago
"OW MY BALLS!" -Jupiter
Catcherintherye11111 1 year ago
jupiter got jumped for us
Catcherintherye11111 1 year ago
@Fetcha200 hahahahahaha
MishkaSky 1 year ago
Thank you jupiter lol not
ninetailssage 1 year ago
Jupiter took one for the team ? oh you gotta be kidding me
saggoh 1 year ago
So there is no good news under Obama's watch?
Entropy56 1 year ago
who would mario try to hit earth with a fireball ??????????
zehuckster 1 year ago
@ReeferVonKush i dont know if jupiter is made of gas it might be, google any question and trust me there will be and answer
regiomontano771 1 year ago
@regiomontano771 Go get an education, it's even better than google.
Bryantsreeves 1 year ago
@Bryantsreeves Thats what they make you think............trust me
regiomontano771 1 year ago
2012!!! XD
regiomontano771 1 year ago
@ReeferVonKush
Jupiter's core is about a dozen times the mass of the earth... or so I've read. That would make up about 3% of Jupiter's total mass.
MrBalduser 1 year ago
@KDALove
still really boring.
AndyDrewandGarcia 1 year ago
Thank you Jupiter!
BrandonCerelius 1 year ago 2
Haha thanks Jupiter. :P
DarkNaomi 1 year ago 8
@DarkNaomi lol i know lets thank jupiter your coment is funny
dragilasupercamargo 1 year ago
All the other planets: *Panicking*
Jupiter: "Everybody chill the fuck out. I got this!"
Werdfrerb2 1 year ago 38
@Werdfrerb2 I Rofl'd in real life after I read that :P
donth4ck 1 year ago
@Werdfrerb2 LMFAO!!!
DefenceDon 1 year ago
@Werdfrerb2 LOL nice.
NurseRekka 1 year ago
ive always believed God created all those other planets for a reason, thanks jupiter
ahmedITT 1 year ago 2
@ahmedITT God didn't create jupiter.
ttopperr 1 year ago
@ahmedITT hihi
vonkbeer 1 year ago
heh heh heh, fatty takes a bullet so we can keep consuming carbs on earth
spacelion88 1 year ago
Earth: "dude wtf is that in sky?".... Asteroid" i do what i want! i roll with 10000000000 ~gangs!" Jupiter:" you aint bad hoe!, i got this!"
swift562 1 year ago
that wasn't Jupiter...it was Chuck Norris
buttondownshirt1 1 year ago 30
@buttondownshirt1 lol!
300MUSIC 1 year ago
what would happen to us then
RandomJennyTeeHee 1 year ago
KANYE: "Excuse Me Mars, Excuse me but Jupiter is the Greatest Planet ever. Ever!!"
MARS: :(
dman71215 1 year ago 3
you are BRAVE Joop. =]
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any better footage?
VGsuperstar 1 year ago
jupiter rocks
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kindweed 1 year ago
That is not an asteroid, that is my fat ass neighbors toliet debris from last year finally landing. FAT ASS I'm watching you.
intodustanddeath 1 year ago 4
That was horrible news how cool would it be if we got hit by an asteroid.
vkgoku2012 1 year ago
@vkgoku2012 we would be dead foo
2pac4life400 1 year ago
that wasnt an asteroid. it was my money shot.
alskdfjfd 1 year ago
if Jupiter is almost completely made of gases (like the sun), then wouldn't the asteroid have been swallowed up clean instead of seemingly colliding then exploding???
thelonewayfarer 1 year ago
@thelonewayfarer That's a good question, basically any interstellar debris, from meteors to comets travel at very high velocities around our solar system and when any of them get pulled into the gravity of a planet they impact the upper atmosphere of that planet and usually fracture and break up from the rapid deceleration and high reentry temperatures. This usually results in a fascinating light show. Then remaining debris that doesn't burn up in the atmosphere impacts the planet's surface.
UrDaShInGPriNcE 1 year ago
@UrDaShInGPriNcE
yes, the object didn't just turn to dust when you see the flash, That light is maybe 10% of it's energy. I like to imagine that there was a much bigger light show that took place below the cloudy atmosphere! Breaking apart like previously mentioned and then gradually becoming static within the high pressure of Jupiters liquid layers or Dat shit jis burnt up real fast dude!~
MrBalduser 1 year ago
stupid astroids always trying 2 ruin our day!
thetafoyans 1 year ago 2
thnx jupeter!!!!!!
hipepleful 1 year ago
Planet Jupiter contains redHole instead of blackHole ... when its turning into reD the Hole Open's.. the Secret of planet Jupiter must be Revealed...
TheNoobSayer 1 year ago
Jupiter is the Jack Bauer of the galaxy.
Dasel22 1 year ago
@Dasel22 oh yeah!! LOL
tcozzol 1 year ago
Was the meteor a serious threat to us?
brij86singh 1 year ago
@brij86singh could have been. depends on its direction
Gercas007 1 year ago
@brij86singh probably yes, im not sure what UN would have done but if that meteor was huge then it would probably would have destroyed life on earth
themightyjoseph 1 year ago
@brij86singh That's a good question one that now requires no answer at lest until Jupiter's core remains intact
ttopperr 1 year ago
THANK YOU JUPITER YOUR MY HERO!
brianiceriver12 1 year ago
I'd like to hit Uranus.
Pennst411 1 year ago
In 2012, Jupiter's gonna save us :D yay!
demirocksmylife 1 year ago
Hey Peeps. wanna double check if planet Jupiter Circle Spot are really a kind of continuing Storm Event.? how does its change its own color into a red somehow instead of its true color..
if its truly a RED HOLE instead of BLACK HOLE.. the continuing circulation opening a kind of hole when its turning into red.. its truly a magnetic field.? that cause the asteroid to impact or else
TheNoobSayer 1 year ago
@TheNoobSayer
whatever ure talking about would interest me if you worded better lol
doodelay 1 year ago
Jup is always down for the cause
DrunkenMMonkey 1 year ago 2
I happen to be a world renowned scientific expert in the field of astronomy so please allow me to explain exactly what is happening here......Jupiter takes hit from asteroid.
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TheIndirectly 1 year ago
Oooo! Thx big guy!
SummerBreeze2009 1 year ago
thanks for saving our asses so many times jupiter, somethn god could & would never do because he lives only in the magical world of so many people.
Brezable 1 year ago
nO mrE 2012?
AmbipomLover 1 year ago
isnt that asteroid almost the size of earth?
sok213 1 year ago
@sok213 From that fireball I think it is.
KDALove 1 year ago
in 2012 people are the only ones who are going to destroy the world,not natural disasters.
Don'T HaTe...Don'T
SpartakuZ19 1 year ago
jupiter is the man or wat ever it is
09youngtay 1 year ago
damn you chris brown!
BozourMinou 1 year ago
@BozourMinou HAHAHAHA....that's cold!!
xpelvicxthrustx 1 year ago
you guys know that there was no chance that asteroid was going to hit us, right?
orangeman10987 1 year ago
@orangeman10987 Well without Jupiters' gravitational pull, how would you know the asteroid wouldn't have hit us?
KDALove 1 year ago
@KDALove
The impact was on Jupiters visible hemispere from our point of view. I know that this doesn't prove that we were never in danger but the mass would have had to pass Jupiter, breaching the outer (intersteller side) hemisphere of Jupiter and then turn back, this could only have been the case if Jupiters insane G/Tidal forces were enough to "grab" it alone, Io could have helped...where was she? ... What do you guys think?
MrBalduser 1 year ago
So if the path that this object was on during and prior to impact was indicative of the previous ....earth work week or so... It was not going to hit us. Maybe Jupiter saved Titan!
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MrBalduser 1 year ago
We needed that asteroid to stop the oil leak!
Livenlaff 1 year ago
There goes 2012...
SpartnPride 1 year ago
Jupiter FTW
octoron85 1 year ago
GO JUPITER
ninopwns 1 year ago
Jupiter has been taking hits for planet Earth for since the dawn of both it's creation.....Jupiter's gravitation is so massive.....it's basically Earth's first line of defense from comets n asteroid...or so I was told from a source that doesnt originate from planet Earth.
jetlorider 1 year ago 2
Is Earth really that terrible of a place that NBC Nightly News struggles to find one positive thing to share each week? Lighten up Brian Williams -- the world is a much better place than it ever looks on the news.
rlpothier 1 year ago
wow, how freaking boring. A rock hitting another rock, my pet rock has better tricks
AndyDrewandGarcia 1 year ago
@AndyDrewandGarcia Actually more like a rock hitting a puff of gas then vaporizing before it reaches the metallic ocean surface.
KDALove 1 year ago 2
take that comet you sneaky bastard
srsdude99 1 year ago
Muito obrigado Jupiter! Planeta camarada!!!
bristoc 1 year ago
Attempting to enter our solar system? WTF? I think if it hit Jupiter it HAD entered our solar system.
richlaramore 1 year ago 7
@richlaramore
he could have meant the inner solar system. I'd like to know whats going to happen when Pluto hits Neptune!
MrBalduser 1 year ago
Jupiter you are the man!
T00TSMAGOO 1 year ago
damn that would have killed earth juipiters a beast
bobin20 1 year ago
thank you jupiter
brahim121985 1 year ago
We're going to have to reschedule 2012. Please stand by.
BorderInspector 1 year ago 2
Wow thanks Jupiter, I think we have enough problems right now :( but thanks anyways!
Toby2194 1 year ago
and i thought " Uranus " would take one for the team .. ahhh what a bitch
darkitp 1 year ago 13
I Question you booming
thebryjan 1 year ago
jupiter rules.
tyriasmostwanted 1 year ago
you old sagging tit faggot wrinkle balls
beaninballs 1 year ago
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider?
More like, Boys go to Jupiter CUZ ITS FUCKIN BADASS!!
franxandsilvashow16 1 year ago
BOOM!!!!!!! PLANET SHOT!!!!!!!!!!
junitono1 1 year ago
And all you assholes said Jupiter never did anything for you . . .
wolfman8325 1 year ago 2
That's pretty boring news. I'd much rather have had the asteroid hit Earth. That would be awesome. Everything would be totally fucked up. Holy fuck, yes.
ThePanasonicDream 1 year ago
@ThePanasonicDream
yeah! and best off all you'd be dead!
wolfman8325 1 year ago
@wolfman8325 I know, right! And you, too! What a let down.
ThePanasonicDream 1 year ago
@ThePanasonicDream
I might have survived.......naaaahhh!
MrBalduser 1 year ago
Fuckyea! Jupiter your the shit. You made that asstroid your biatch.
sane20samsin 1 year ago 3
hope jupiter had juggernaut
Dismal626 1 year ago
All of these amazing planets should give themselves a pat on the back. .....not so fast Pluto!
cobianemmanuel 1 year ago 11
Jupiter went commando on that damn asteroid
WardogWilson 1 year ago
Thanks Jupiter I used to think that u were totally useless. But now I realize how important u really r. Thank u. =)
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Good, now Ke$ha can continue to make shit music. :)
WillingToPooNvm 1 year ago 5
Poor Jupiteridians.
ebernaught3 1 year ago 3
Thanks, your much better than how bitch neighbor Mars. Bitch...
WillingToPooNvm 1 year ago 3
thx jupiter. =D thx for saving us. pisces ruler of jupiter :P lol.
thx again jupiter
sonicpichu 1 year ago
WOO HOO!!! thanks Jupiter!!!!
merical30 1 year ago
Go Jupiter!
SmokingJoePot 1 year ago
Saturn > jupiter, but thanks anyways man.
Bigbutterballs 1 year ago
Man! That thing missed us by 4.2 - 6.2 Astronomical units!
MrBalduser 1 year ago 2
Jupiter you tha man!
High five!
Oh, yes...sorry
AkrobataSharlo 1 year ago
that was just 1. theres more coming and jupiter cant take them all
lIlIIIllllIlllIlIIII 1 year ago
THANKS U BIG FAT PIECE OF SPACE CRAP i love jupiter now, i was more of a neptune person but nooowwww ITS DIFFERENT since jupiter took one for the team
FamilyGuyRules4evr 1 year ago 3
@FamilyGuyRules4evr
Now that Jupiter is in the lime light, it's decided to go on a diet, get hooked on drugs and not show up on time to asteroid meetings.
MrBalduser 1 year ago
damn. why does he sound so depressed. There's no good news on NBC becuz they decide not to report any of it.
241Groundhog 1 year ago
Ha Illuminati can't be Jupiter!
siLveRscOpe13x 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you think Jupiter is the greatest fat-ass in the universe! :D
donth4ck 1 year ago 5
Jupiter is obviously a beast
ElleryLanquin 1 year ago
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ydultm 1 year ago
Asteroids should know this by now, one does not simply walk into our solar system. The eye of Jupiter sees all.
havocthedestroye 1 year ago
@havocthedestroye lmao
edgurrr 1 year ago
jupiter would kill you if you got too close!
lourdesfranc 1 year ago