Red State Update: 5th Graders Having Sex

[10standbaby]

i love how after jackie goes "allootta them countries we're blowin up now" dunlap's face LOL freakin hilarious!!!!!!

[Paco201111]

Those people will be drunk in 2 minute!!!!!

[WikkaWicka]

lol if other fifth graders can do it so can i

[WikkaWicka]

um is there a reason why the Tennessee flag is up there?

[Capt56Assasin]

there in Tennessee...

[davidlee110]

why you got those 2 flags switch?

[shorttelove03]

lol.. nice video it just cracks me up how they were talkin and puttin there own scenerios into the scence

[jubmaster789]

i'm 25 and still a virgin

[howdyimme]

so theres nothing wrong with that.

[bigrobmjca]

"The last thing this country needs is a bunch of 5th graders who can't get off without a pair of plyers and a safe word." Stop i'm in pain from laughing so hard.

[howdyimme]

ok i get the pliars but whats up with a safe word?

[sydz123454]

lmao "i blame nelly furtado"

[originaldylan]

I'm from Nellu Furtado's neck of the woods (Victoria) she was the town whore

[howdyimme]

nelly who?is she the nelly from St.Louis?

[paullo19]

This is so wrong but so funny.

Jackie in 08!!!

[Sakrien]

That was actually funny, but still screwed up. I mean, whatever happened to the morals of this country? Half of my friends (15 year olds) have already had sex too...or at least tried to. Pathetic, I think.

[guesstimateJones]

wow, i cant believe his beard is real. This vid and others proves it.

[kufrfangirl]

What's wrong with Jackie's beard?! It's all short and weird looking.

[korncoilevansmack]

damn i must be old fasioned. 17 still a proud virgin

[LadyMiroku]

hell yeah.

[deadvX]

@korncoilevansmack lol my friend dillion

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

Fuck those kids

[blastingcaps]

haha thats fucked up. haha

[transiun]

Teens start having sex...

Now 11 year olds!

That is so wrong they shouldn't even know how to or what it is.

[nespokesman]

9 times out of 10 the teachers did the same shit at that age (maybe not in a classroom).

There are no double standards on Earth when it comes to this stuff.

[emoemo667]

in some countries 12 is a normal age for sex.

[jubmaster789]

so?

[howdyimme]

lol

[carfreak35041]

ew why would those kids have sex that young. and in a classroom what dumbasses. the girls were probably flat anyway. why would they do that weirdos.

[invisigirl929]

"In some countries they let eleven year olds marry"

"well, were tryin ta blow up them countries right about now"

ROTFL!!! i LOVE you guys!!!!!!!!!

[soillboy]

Loose fifth graders! HAHAHAHA!! LMAO!!!

[ifoundnemo1208]

"I blame Nelly Furtado."

"I don't know who that is but that sounds about right."

LMAO! You guys are the shit!

[fortytwoskidoo]

Damn, that's so wrong

[magnum7788]

Great Humor , the world needs a lot more ... keep it coming

[aleschia]

omg!!! lmao!!!!!

[cloclo902003]

love it. loose 5th graders! damn!

[KuroiXHF]

hahhahaahahaha

[ramose801]

THat was great!!!!!! LOVED YOU ON MYSPACE LOVE YA HERE!!!!!!

[dragongirl724]

lol this is inappropriately HILARIOUS!! hahaha good stuff boys! LOL

[peepers96]

i had sex when i was like 7 wit 3 guys at once im a porn star

[Skatergirl71394]

yeah im sure ,loser.

[burgondy]

the ending was best... keep up the good stuff.

if u dont understand the humor just dont watch please

[micymous]

i want to have sex now!

[piratesandfish]

you guys are brilliant.

[librarylover321]

can we see it?

[Pianoroark]

good stuff.

By the way, fudemm, you're an idiot.

[imawsome296]

noma, it isnt right to dress your six year old like a whore, but your still ignorrent and a inbred hick.

[StarofDavid]

5th grade is hard enough without blueballs

[jojomcdougal]

"I don't know who that is, but it sounds about right."

Hilarious.

[fudemm]

Why is louisiana,a state thats had been under complete demmocrap control is now at the bottom of the barrel.Tell me who is collecting the lottery money and the billions that were sent to louisiana a year and a half ago and why are they not spending it to help the poor rebuild in New Orleans.Become informed because our educational system in louisiana is also the bottom of the barrel.Vote Bobby Jindal for Governor and give louisiana Hope for a future.

[fudemm]

Demmocrap Governor and Demmocrap Lt. Governor and Demmocrap Sentor Mary and the Demmocrap Mayor of louisiana have only spent thousands of the Billions that were sent to help the poor.Wake-up and demand the demms who are in power to help the poor of new orleans.Now that the demmocraps are in power over the country are they not making these people spend the money they have had for a year and a half?

[fudemm]

The Demmocraps in louisiana live by the good old boys rules and they know when Bobby Jindal wins they all lose because he is bringing real change to louisiana.For over 25 years the demmocraps have controled louisiana and put us at the bottom of the barrel.When John Breaux saw what the hell his party did to us, even he supported Bobby Jindal and went back to maryland.

[fudemm]

I love this,the demmocrap party in louisiana wants a repulican,State Senator Walter Baosso to switch parties and run for the demmocraps.They are not even supporting their own Demmocrap Foster Cambell unless they have to.Vote Bobby Jindal for Governor and give louisiana Hope.

[sandiegobeachbaby]

Normally I love you guys, but this one wasn't funny. It was just sick.

[pinZENneedles]

OMFG. This is funny shit.

'If i were a pedofile, the last thing i'd want is a coupla loose 5th graders' FUCKING HILARIOUS

[dcsolorunner]

lol, "wouldn't want a loose 5th grader"

[zmichalka]

I don't know why, but I really enjoy you guys.

[DalrockTX]

I really love you guys. You make more sense than any of the airheads on Sunday mornings.

[Yoboi1111]

You guyz are the best thing going....

[Faztlan]

May 5th 2007 Cinco De Mayo,, Oscar De La Hoya Vs. Floyd Maywheather Jr. DOnt miss the Fight Go For OSCAR

[GildersleeveDB]

I want to hear Dunlap and Jackie talk about Imus.

[willberb]

Felonious Foley does come to mind.

[danauticaman]

Dunlap has much wisdom

[DarkFx]

i hope they let them lil fellers finish! u gone teach me about fractions and i just got sum on the class room floor..i think im done cya school. LOL

[XR269]

Don't ever stop. Too funny.

[GrimDaiblo]

yep!!!

[jwazzz]

The funniest one yet - keep them coming.

[TinkaRaeParker]

i like red state update....because i have a sense of humor. =]

[valon18]

rofl at blue balls..

wait don't these sick fuckers fuck their sisters and cousins??

[Iamnotconvinced]

Do you guys praise yourselves with your inablity to speak the English language properly? Voluntary ignorance should be a sin.

[Matt010]

"Voluntary ignorance". You mean like ignoring the fact that this is satire and pretending they are real people. You're right. That is pretty ignorant.

[esdeozz]

didnt you read his name he's not convinced,maybe they are real rednecks pretending to do a satire of rednecks.Now thats just ignorant I reckon

[bigbeninjax]

I don't care where you're from, that there's funny!

[IU90]

What part of the word "satire" do you not understand, you moron.

[benbur69]

LOL!!! Great!! Keep it up!

[df4jc]

From that I've concluded that the vlog was merely just a comedy sketch. However, I still believe given the touchy nature of the subject it would have been best not to portray their message as condoning the act, even though it was a joke.

[df4jc]

Try responding with a reasoned argument instead of fallaciously attacking me with ad hominems. I'm open to hearing an opposing view, but not if you just name call. So far you, NomaNiss, have offered nothing substantive for your viewpoint. The other people who responded offered some good reasons for what they think.

[MightyWhitey1488]

So where was your terminally liberal bleeding heart when Jon-Benet Ramsey was all over the headlines? When the ONLY question asked was:

"Who killed little Jon-Benet?"

A 6 y/o girl found dead in the basement of her house.

Her 8 y/o brother, her mother & father were the only people in said home.

[MightyWhitey1488]

The house had a professionally installed, 24/7 monitored intrusion alarm that was activated & not tripped.

I'd give you 3 guesses as to who killed little Jon-Benet & I'm 99% sure that one of those guesses is correct. You don't need to be Sherlock Fucking Holmes to figure it out.

[pushover1]

sensitive are we?

[topicaltuber]

OMG!!! RTFL!!! Somebody help me up! You guys are insane! I love it!...by the way, beard's fillin' in nice, Jackie, Don't shave it again.

[GrimDaiblo]

yea!

[skinnychef]

hahaha! hysterical! super-sick!

[brad81483]

Dunlap has got to be the funniest person on the Internet.

[fenderplucker]

i blame nelly furtado lol

[SuperTwit]

Guys like most of your stuff, but that was in bad taste.

[HeadDominion]

the paedophile stuff did have a sickly taste

[glenndudboy]

Another winner - comedy at its best

[imclosetfree]

i like u botg you to are funny love ya look at my blogs to if u wish

[airmojo]

Whatever happened to good old spit-ball and rubber band fights! These kids will probably grow-up to be Democrats!

[anthonyebell]

why democrats? that doesn't make sense at all

[airmojo]

Simple really... What part of Red State don't you understand ?

[minorgrey]

Well duh, isn't it obvious? Republicans don't have sex whereas Democrats do silly.

[anthonyebell]

Foley comes to mind...

[lemonrind]

Sex is more fun than a rubber band fight. Way more fun. Someday you will have sex and learn this.

[kreeperjc]

pure USA grade political genius

[dpduder]

SImply amazing. People who are compalining are just plain ignorant. Of course they condone child sex, its one of the benchmarks of Jackie Bowles Presidential campain. He's trying to get the younger voters. He may pick up the pedofile cote while hes at it. This is nothing short of pure political genius.

[shordanudah]

Hilarious as always fellas!!!

[BillyBughead]

a lotta them countries we're tryin' to blow up right about now lol

[TheGentleKing]

Omg, hahaha. I never knew that something like this happened. Its sorta scary though, having fifth graders doing sex in the classroom. When I was in fifth grade... I don't remember ever thinking about it. lol

[RogCBrand]

The problem isn't "Jackie & Dunlap" using this as comedy but that our society is creating kids who are getting into sex violence & drugs at an earlier & earlier age. Red State Update gives us a look at our world & some serious subjects with a great sense of humor while making great observations. For those who are upset with 5th graders having sex, don't attack the messengers- take that outrage & come up with ideas & send them to your local news & politicians.

[KaiToTheN]

...maybe they should just teach a little more and a little earlier about sex in school so it wouldn't be that an interesting topic for the kiddies no more... works in other countries as well ^^

[sourcerror]

lol

[karimnadir07]

its so offense and off the wall that its genius. amazing

[df4jc]

Politically correct? It's not PC to be against young children being allowed to have sex. Rather it's the opposite. The whole point of me disagreeing with the message in this video was because it was the politically correct message. Approving of underage consensual sex is morally outrageous. That is something I cannot subscribe to.

[PisceanBeautyy]

I can assure you there is a 99 chance out of 100 that these guys don't condone 11 year olds having sex. It's just crass humor. Like The Aristocrats...

[df4jc]

Fair enough, this well could be just crass humor. However, I think there is fine line between just trying to be funny and then condoning these minors having sex. That is overboard.

[df4jc]

Even when comedians give their version of The Aristocrats, I still this its more vile/vulgar than humorous. Why is it all that if someone said even half the words they say in The Aristocrats in public or outside of a comic setting, that it's considered intolerant/judgmental, yet label those same words with "Oh I'm just doing my version of the Aristocrats" and somehow it's considered comedic genius? It's beyond me.

[JesiDangerously]

it's called "anti-humor". really...that's what it's called. it's meant to be ironic because it's not funny, but it's being told in a funny way.

[PisceanBeautyy]

I don't know about it being "comic genius". I was just drawing a comparision to something people may find equally disturbing in the realm of comedy. You don't have to find this funny. I'm just explaining that the guys more than likely don't support kids having sex.

[paintedhorse1957]

these two guys are the best thing going on youtube or any other tube .

[VeloceManiac]

my question is how the fuck do they pull it off, i mean why are we not disgusted? and why are people like all "oh thats not funny underage sex is a serious problem"

Well its because those people are on the toilet right now shitting them selfs laughing :D

[minorgrey]

"the last thing this country needs is a bunch of 5TH graders that can't get off without a pair of pliers and a safe word." LOL LOL

[gheefreak]

For some unknown reason, these are consistantly the funniest things I have ever seen. These are incredible. UTTERLY INCREDIBLE.

[yoshiboy700]

This is really contriversial

[skylerxcr]

lol

[altebanger]

Indeed the last the last thing anyone needs is 5th grader who needs a pair of pliers and a safe word.

Thanks for the laughs.

[MightyTiny]

HA! This one's a classic! :D

[GrimDaiblo]

absalutely fucking right!

[savageUSA]

They couldnt even wait to get to the restroom or the woods behind the school at recess?It's pretty messed up but you've gotta give'em credit for *pulling out* the dare of the century.jk;)

[TracyInsomiac]

Bow chicka wow wow...

[harukamae]

lol

[raptorcorp21]

That was so wrong it was funny.

[RuiFranciscoVieira]

you are so strage but funny, you are great...

[VeloceManiac]

lol bondage, letting them kids finish, pedofiles, loose 5th graders, omfg, GOLD! maybe this should go into your book dunlap?

love you guys, please put out more videos!

[KinoLuv]

lol! 5th grade WAS hard enough without blue balls. PREACH!

[RustyBabbonero]

LMAO! I can't say it enough I fucking love you guys! "The last thing I'd want is a bunch of loose fifth graders."

[robbylovesanime]

what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

[df4jc]

What a horrible message in response to the disgrace of those kids. I just unsubscribed from your videos.

[lemonrind]

I had sex when I was 10. It was great.

[softbplayer1022]

yeahh. im sure the world needed to know that too. congrats on that though. i bet your parents are oh so proud of you.

[Calliber50]

This wouldn't happen if Jackie was president!

[tony92586]

i love it. thanks

[notsooldfart]

wow..totally by accident I am the first viewer and first commentor as a result. I sorta feel honored. Like the movie critic who gets an early view of the movie.Well I would comment if I could but the picture changed and I forgot what the hell I just watched.

Dont matter, probably wasnt good, look the the counter, only one. Hmmmm....

[Edustin]

LMAO

[azh01e]

Pliers and a safe word, HAHAAHAHAH!