Maz Jobrani - Dubai

[omarofuae]

actually 5 grams is for 10 dirhams, equivalent to 3.65 dollars. I am from Dubai.

[crowtheartist]

I'm not sure if you just proved my point, or made no sense. I thought that there were two way of being ...something. You are either born there, or one of your parents is from there. e.g. I'm Spanish because I was born in Spain. OR ...I'm Half Spanish because I was born in the US but My mother is Spanish.

So, you are Welsh American because either of your parents is Welsh, correct?

[EpicSonz]

HOLYMOLY'S DONUT SHOP!

[f3l0ny33]

Old stuff or not - this is hilarious!

[Dentark1]

A NAUTICAMPO QUE SE VÁ FODER!

[daniyellowjello]

Repost! >:( you made me think it was new Maz.

[MCwithPshycosis]

I wish TheLaughFactory would molest me :(

[jay7sa]

that was so funny, i watched it twice

[Raumance]

Old stuff

[AmirNikfekrHD]

Best Persian comedian!

[MrHardCash]

and why is every non-arab obsessed with this word "habibi"?

I swear to God... it is like when non-arabs hear arabs talking or an arabic song playing, they detect only this word and they go: "ahaaaaa! he (or she) said habibi! looooooool"

lol

[33shakilla]

WOOOW BACK ALREDY SOOO ROUND !!! LOLOL!

[jjws]

lol his joke about the roundest building made me laugh so hard

[Deepedro]

Dubai <3

[MESS1492]

It's not $10s. It's ridiculously cheap - 5gm would be like 8 dhs which is like....3dollars tops.

[MESS1492]

DUBAIIIII PRIDE!!! YEAAAAAA!! Born & raised :)

and Habibi is more like "my love" or "dear friend" for a guy.....

[Ps3xNecrosis]

I actually live in Dubai... for 8 years now :P funny seeing all these comments with nobody knowing what habibi means

[lilyazzi0688]

The Taxi's in Dubai or any city in UAE will rip you off

"Bink Berry..Bink Berry..very good, it's columbian" just too funny

[sarahspiano]

"ok i will slow down and you will jump" AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Jamtootness]

No! Der iss no road for da right!

[TheYazoon441]

hahaah sooo true!! (i live in dubai) ;)

[WowzaBoyz]

well dubai or don't buy depends if you got the money you sumbitch tell your jokes

[ChipArgyle]

Dubai: city of phallic symbolism.

[XFX40]

I like how western people always laugh when they hear habibi

[th3flash23]

i heard him say habibi....whats habibi?? lol sorry im spanish... =)

[TheLaughFactory]

@th3flash23 It is similar to "good friend."

[pksergi]

@TheLaughFactory It can also be a term of endearment like my love or my darling

[MohdBozo]

@TheLaughFactory its more like sweety its common not in GAY way

[Fenzi010]

@TheLaughFactory more like "my love" but used in that context, your kinda sayin hey man or as you put it yourself "good friend" ..

[Monkinism]

@TheLaughFactory Yup Habibi is 'Lover'. But now its commonly used as friend or so.

[Tyr360]

@TheLaughFactory It's actually sweet heart, I believe.

[boromir408]

@TheLaughFactory habibti is when you say it to a girl and habibi to a guy and it means "loved one" but not in the sense of LOVE more as a friend

[naderrnr1]

@TheLaughFactory it means my love or darling

[RAZZ1496]

@TheLaughFactory habibi is actualy arabic it means my love its a term of endearment

[760amh]

@TheLaughFactory Lol it's not "Good Friend"

it's " My Lover or My Love "

I'm an arab so I know :)

[SuperCODTryhard]

@TheLaughFactory it means "my love" I live in dubai...

[likizsna]

@TheLaughFactory

habibi is "my darling" not "good friend"

[vika0194]

@TheLaughFactory no, man habibi means ''darling

[djflashb]

@TheLaughFactory or "my love" it depends

[PersonWithStupid37]

@TheLaughFactory It's "Sweetheart" in Arabic

[undeadsos5]

@TheLaughFactory actually its more like beloved.

[chefawkes]

@TheLaughFactory

naw it's similar to "baby"

[TheRecordead]

@TheLaughFactory Habibi, is similar to "Honey". Not good friend :)

[ArtDaUr]

@TheLaughFactory no, its som' like darling or love

[josearofutbol22]

@TheLaughFactory its more like "babe" or Honey"

[msm1604]

@josearofutbol22 no dude it's not "babe" or "honey" it would be in a relationship context if it was a man telling a woman which would be "Habibti" or a woman telling a man "Habibi"

It's a term of endearment literal translation is "Beloved one" but really it's used from the range of "dude" all the way to "babe" depending on the context of the conversation and type of relationship between the ppl.

[a37X37]

@th3flash23 it means my love

[kamzok]

@th3flash23 habibi means my dear

[MegaKrishan123]

@th3flash23 habibi means love in Arabic. But when used informally, it means "baby/lover".

[DRm2mon]

@th3flash23 its from Arabic language and literally means "my beloved" but we overused it now means dude, buddy, friend, etc..

[MRmooody1414]

@th3flash23 no am Arabic habibi means

my lover or baby

[MRmooody1414]

@MRmooody1414 and we say it as a friendly ward

[soshans5]

habibi means "my dear"

@th3flash23

[thexXxdanger]

@th3flash23 it means ( my love ) but more friendly

[SergiosTorrents]

@th3flash23 means my love in arabic, but people also use it to express how much they care about you. my dads egyptian :D

[Suley52]

@th3flash23 habibi means, my lover, or someone that i love..but when a guy says it to another guy it kinda means, dear guy or dear friend

[JigareTehroon]

@th3flash23 Habibi means my love in Arabic.

[LajmiKhalil]

@th3flash23 that means me amor ! but arabs mean by it something like "Bro"

[Eetaq]

@th3flash23 habibi comes from hob which means love. Habibi would mean "my beloved," but in a way that is not reserved for sexual love. Like a very close friend.

[Reine1944]

@th3flash23 Means '' Baby '' in Arabic I guess.

[Hiyrustrider]

@th3flash23 Habibi actually means I love you in arabic haha. :P

[liah14]

@Hiyrustrider no, i love you is Ana ohibok/ka or in eastern dialect, bahebek/ak :p

[Hiyrustrider]

@liah14 Oh!, thanks for fixing that for me :P

[liah14]

@th3flash23 habibi quiere decir querido o cariño... depende en el contexto :)

[soa0x]

@th3flash23 habibi is my love or beloved in arabic

[GangstaGirlzDoItBeta]

@th3flash23 umm it means my love i know that coz im lebanese and argentinian lool....

[th3flash23]

@GangstaGirlzDoItBeta ahh! i think argentinian accent is awesome! lol im savadorian so im used to saying vos alot lol

[bushraaugstory]

@th3flash23 it`s mean my dear or my love

[JavidWins]

@th3flash23 it means "My friend"

[AlMulazimChannel]

@th3flash23

it's like when some black man or even a white man say to you "hey,,my man"..

it's actually similar to the phrase "my man"..

[TheLastRevelation01]

@th3flash23 it means "my friend" :)

[Forever1DBelieber]

@th3flash23 its actually "baby"

[P1Mp0z]

@th3flash23 The word Habibi means ''My Love'' but yes in some conversations it means good friend!

[baby91fa]

@th3flash23 no..it's not "good friend" but "sweetheart"

[faiaa998]

@th3flash23

habibi is same as dood....in spanish mohito....or my friend

[vika0194]

@th3flash23 habibi means darling and my love

[crowtheartist]

@th3flash23 O un Espanol? De que parte de Espana eres?

[th3flash23]

@crowtheartist no no, centro america espanol lol de el salvador.

[crowtheartist]

@th3flash23 Then, you are NOT Spanish. You are El Salvadorian. Spanish people are from Spain.......hmm?.......like I'm half Spanish. My mom is from Spain. :)

[th3flash23]

@crowtheartist  hahaha!! chill out, i just ment i speak spanish lol but then again didnt all spanish people originate from spain?? so technically, we are all spanish, from our great great great great great great x10 parents lol cause i know my great great great grandpa is from spain

[RapperWar]

@crowtheartist You don't have to from Spain to be Spanish. Many people in North and South America are ethnically spanish, even though their nationality might be American, Mexican, Cuban, or Agentinian. I'm Welsh American, that doesn't mean i'm not Welsh

[HejEmily2]

@RapperWar No, the only way you can be "Welsh American" is if you were either born in Wales, one of your parents were born in Wales, or you are a naturalized Welsh (British) citizen.

[RapperWar]

@HejEmily2 No.....Being of Welsh Heritage makes you Welsh American, diolch

[HejEmily2]

@RapperWar No, you cannot make up your own rules. You are just AMERICAN. For instance, I have dual-citizenship to two countries through a parent, therefore I'd be Czech American.

[RapperWar]

@HejEmily2 Its not my own rule. I come from a LONG line of Welshmen who colonized Kentucky, Arkansas and Southern Argentina. They have always considered themselves Welsh American. ALWAYS

[alahli95]

im from dubai nothin like that happen to me :o

[rush112]

hey man they Filipinos work in that frozen yogurt

[coolwael]

i met maz and i have an autograph :')

[TheLaughFactory]

@coolwael Jelly!

[MrLolerdude]

yeah dubai (y)

[TheEmzy13]

I live in dubai.. i would agree on that xD Yet i find dubai a fun place to live in :)

[utubesqueeze]

lol. Makes me want to visit.

[ali21mh]

ahahahahh so true xD

[1ghostronin]

we have the roundest building ROFL

[Mrlvgn]

its all so true!

[chBR0]

Cant get enough of this guy, hes so hilarious ! : )

[THEGAMINGRULER]

holy sht this is exactly the same thing that russtle said in green card tour idk which one copied which or im just imagining he did cuz im high but im pretty sure it was the same thing thumbs up so some on in charege could do some thing

[1203456789]

@THEGAMINGRULER i am pretty sure russell stole maz jokes. i also have seen some videos of russell copying other maz old jokes on middle eastern countries and arabs/persians. but who cares as long as they can make us laugh

[Rprangerr]

@HamstersDynasty it's good shit.

[ReminentMemoirs]

i lived in dubai... this is pretty true xD

[iwanttf2hacks]

sta je sta je!

[deej1961]

omg that is so true what he said at the end! you actually have to do that a LOT when theres construction...hillarious..

[MementoMori951]

actually ive lived in the middle east and the cab drivers circle and pass your destination on purpose so you end up paying them more. they love doing it to foreigners like me

[Tehr0oni]

@MementoMori951 hey, in which country are cab drivers not bastards. soon as they know you are tourists bammm...they make you pay for it!

[Eetaq]

@MementoMori951 They do. You need to know the route before getting in the cab, and you can't be afraid to shortchange them and just refuse to pay.

[ramin85]

@MementoMori951 LOL When a middle eastern cab driver can fool you, how do you expect your president not to?!

[805jag805]

i want a donut and hold the flys

[benaudebert]

I want more of this guy ahahaha

[tamy96fa6amy]

Lmao about the roads .. Seriously, you can see the hotel/mall but it's gonna take you at least 45 minutes to get to the entrance

[SpyerX123]

I live in Dubai xD In this is all true xD

[galianociti1]

i wille slow down u wille jump

[blahblahbabe09]

LOOOOOOL TOO JOKES!! but why is the yougurt dealer calling him habibi lool are people in dubai that affectionate?! XD

[DvDPlaya]

Holy shit, it's the Holy Moley donut shop guy from Friday

[MetalPhoenix13]

THE 420TH VEIDEO BETTER B ABOUT WEED

[straaler5]

i love this game get more uploads of him

[straaler5]

@straaler5 i meant guy, i want more uploads of this guy, not this game.

[4ustr4li4]

@straaler5 its the first time i've seen someone reply to themselves, its wierd =/

[ThePurpleMagic]

I live in Dubai, he probably meant the Burj al Arab hotel (the only 7 star hotel in the world), it's built on an island separated from the main land, only way to it is one bridge... so even if he did jump he'd still have to swim his way there, just sayin.

[TheDailyMonk]

@ThePurpleMagic There is no such thing as a seven star hotel. No classification board uses over a 5 star rating. Burj al Arab could say they are a 90 star hotel for all it matter, its pure bullshit.

[ThePurpleMagic]

@TheDailyMonk I know; they don't support the claim, but its widely known as "the seven star hotel"

even Drake mentions it in a verse "Dubai, 7 stars"

[footytang]

black, asian, east indian,hispanic and jewish comedians that only talk about their race or religion THE ENTIRE FUCKING SET is starting to get old, be original and write some point of view shit or just anything besides playing the race or religion card

[5alidal]

@footytang actually maz jobrani was talking about dubai a city of a different race than his own. He himself is iranian. (2 different races)

[footytang]

@5alidal i said asian and east indian, got my bases covered u irrelevant fuck

[5alidal]

@footytang calm down you internet gangster... You infact said that these comedians talk about their own race! So stop trying 2 conver up how uneducated you are... go read a book and educate yourself before acting like a tough guy on the internet.

[footytang]

@5alidal dont u have some ied's to plant ya gay fuck

[5alidal]

@footytang im going 2 plant my dick up your moms ass u gay internet gangster

[footytang]

@5alidal *IED, *dirt road, *super rad dude

[VoodooRhythmSound]

One of the best uploads on this channel thus far

[truknayr23]

made me laugh!!!!! damn it!!

[arabmoneylambo]

IN DUBAI NOW! ITS AWESOME!

[afrosrpretty]

He is so funnnnyyyyy hahahahaha!!

[patricksoo]

i almost spilled my coffee on "I'm gonna slow down, you gonna jump... wth!" RFLOL!

[Brownliciouss]

i was born in dubai :D

[Dafluffy1]

check out his podcast/site minivan men with al madrigal and some other drude

[TheLaughFactory]

@Dafluffy1 So good! Find it on iTunes.

[AhmedHazuki]

@TheLaughFactory we want dave chapelle! after all....he is the most viewed video on the channel and the only reason i subscribed :)

[CrazyApril]

im from DUBAI and im prou we'r always #1 wooohooo

[frickfrock999]

Maz and Chapelle are the main reasons I subscribe to Laugh Factory.

Oh, and Al Madrigal!

[BK1n2]

yepp maz is always funny

[warcrouch]

more Maz! he's always funny ^^

[HigherPlanes]

I would love to throw a paper airplane from the top floor of the dubai tower.

[k5lta]

XD!

[Joel1Clarke]

Maz Jobrani and Chris D'Elia are the funniest guys at the laugh factory!

[dynomike15]

@Joel1Clarke YEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! AGREED!!!!!!

[afin85]

funniest guy on laugh factory!!!

[australiap]

funny Persian dude

[WuKillaRi]

i will slow down you will jump hahaha

[GSCommander]

WHERE THE FUCK IS DUBAI?!

[TheFreedomSword]

@GSCommander that means u haven't been alive yet!!

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

@GSCommander Its next to New Jersey, bang two lefts and a right, go straight bout 15 minutes or so, then stop at an Internet Cafe, anyone will do, and Google where the fuck Dubai is ya moron.

[GSCommander]

@MaladaptiveCatalyst Yeah I don't care about the middle east.

[CrazyApril]

@GSCommander IGNORANT !! its in the middle east , but its concederd the most modern of all !! comparing it to the world , its as good as japan and even better then the usa , its a city in a country calle "United ARAB emirates" GOOGLE IT !

[GSCommander]

@CrazyApril I don't care. If I don't care about states like Maine and Massachusetts why would I care about some place in the dessert?

We want more Dave Chapelle Laugh Factory :)

[6Diego1Diego9]

I wanna go to Dubai but i dont support slave labor. So no.

[RoketBocket]

@6Diego1Diego9 They Don't Support Slave Labor 2..!! :) ,, And This Guy's Amazing xD

[CrazyApril]

@6Diego1Diego9 im from DUBAI and NO !! we dont have SLAVE LABOR !! its only in ur fuckn JELOUSE MEDIA !! woooohooo VIVA DUBAI !! we have workers that get paied !! so yeah shut up !! they arnt complaining !! so who the fuck r u to talk about it , and oh yeah if they ddnt like it, they are free to leave to their countries , no one forces them to do these jobs , its their choice !! they know how much it pays and they chose it

[HxCSounds]

i wanna go to dubai

[xOXChimeraXOx]

hahahaha funny stuff!

- Greetings from Dubai :)

[oXpinkbubbleXo]

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa­hahahah if you've ever been to dubai you'll know he's soo right

[glitchnoise]

This guy's a natural!

[oppius]

I WANT MOAR!! lol

[SupaAmi]

This guy never fails to crack me up. LOVE HIM!

[abdulrehman6475]

He is soooo right about the roads

[CrazyApril]

@abdulrehman6475 oh yes he is !!! especially that grand hayyat !! omg !! i was going in cicles!

[wannabe771]

"I will slow down, you will jump" lmfaooo

[gregiep]

More Maz! He is always great!

[mitsri1991]

FUCKKK........I WANT MORE....

[SukhberS]

"I will slow down, you will jump."

HAHAHAHA!!!

[5alidal]

my city! :D 

[FLAlVlE]

Maz is the best, one of my favs thanks @TheLaughFactory

[sikoo31]

more!