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  • Collecting shrapnel and bits of crashed planes is muuuuch more fun than sex. ^.^

  • ..locked togehter.. etc etc.. :)

    My Bio teacher only talked about strawberrys and bees!

  • If there was ever a video that deserved a SIX star rating: This is it :-)!

    My oh my ... hard working dogs, frogs mutating from eggs to tadpoles ... yeah, THESE prospects could not have been happy ones, hehe ...

    Praise to the delivery boy for sorting things out. And kudos to you for your amazing way of narrating. I'm thrilled every time :-)!

    Oh, and belated thanks indeed to jazzpsalti for helping me on track concerning THE WORD. I actually didn't get it; being German doesn't always help!

  • Old soul straight said "C U Next Tuesday" that's great!

  • you handled this little story session quite nicely and i am glad it had a happy ending.

    you are great story teller. awesome

  • I have never even heard the "C" word before. If I heard it I would have had no idea that it was vulgar...weird.

  • I believed the belly exploded! Stretch until it couldn't anymore!!! So I was told! LOL Children!! LOL

  • You Rule Geriatric1927 Thanks For Posting

  • Thanks Peter For Explaning how much these days have changed compared to the one's you grew up in.

    Please keep making more videos.

  • At 5:41, your voice hits this really high, epic level :D

  • YEAH! Nice work...

  • wow, very interesting story. I read about geriatric in Wikipedia (yes, i still have my own opinions though) and this guys got a real natural story telling charisma. Good work!

  • Fascinating tale. I guess many of us had our equivalent of the lady you mentioned.

  • "...that looks rather hard. i don't think i want to do that..." LOL!

  • see you next tuesday...lol. Every episode is better than the last!

  • My mum told me about sex when I was 6. It was a great age actually because it didn't mean anything to me at the time but when the time did come I already knew about it. Personally I think that is the age they should teach it.

    Your life is incredibly interesting Pete! Thankyou!

  • I've always wondered how you were "educated" on the topic in those days - thanks so much for explaining :)

  • great vid

  • Here's what Wikipedia has to say about "that" word:

    The earliest citation of this usage appears in the Oxford English Dictionary, in reference to a London street known as "Gropecunt Lane", circa 1230. Use of the term as a vulgar insult is a much more recent development, with the earliest citation dating from 1929.

  • David Grossman in his book On Killing wrote that in the past, kids knew about sex when families lived in single-room huts and people did it around others at night under blankets. However, things changed around the Victorian era when people began living in dwellings with multiple rooms and sex was repressed and hidden. Child abuse and pornography emerged around this time - at least in a single room everyone knew of sex and could prevent abuse.

  • LMAO

    MORE

  • Althea, you are remembered across the eons...

    Your lovely rosepedals blooming juicy fruits.

    See You Next Tuesday

  • penis+vagina+sex explosion=don't need ten minutes mate hahahaha

  • Your so sweet Peter. Tell me, any kids joke about your first name back then?

  • Hooray for Althea! Enlightenment, entertainment and excitement in the cozy confines of your nearby air raid shelter! Nudge nudge wink wink say no more!

  • LOL!

  • many men still think women have only two holes down there! They seem to think that us ladies wee out of the same hole we give birth-maybe because men wee out of the same hole they produce sperm? Anyway, enough of this dirty talk! LOL

  • There are 3 holes right.

  • That is correct snuffydaug! Well done, you have earned your advanced diploma in anatomy ;) lol

  • Uh, I am actually already a doctor. I just wasn't quite sure about the "holes."

  • Oh, and I knew how a baby was born since I was at least 4. Though I did think it came out of the rectum until years.

  • I solved the mystery of the birds and the bees on my own at the age of 9. I just put 2 and 2 togther. When I figured it out, it wasn't any great revelation to me - I was just like, "Oh, so that's how it's done. So what." (call me weird, but sports and movies have always been my only true turn on) The only thing is, I was afraid that my mother would punish me for possessing such taboo knowledge.

  • When she found out I knew, I think she was actually relieved that she was spared the explanation of this traditionally awkward subject.

  • great respect to you, peter, for talking about such a topic !!! kee up enjoying us with your great and always funny stories ! thank you so much or beeing the one you are.

  • WHAT! We were not found in a cabbage patch???

    I got a smakin' with a broom when I got caught playing "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" when I was about 5!

  • Thanks for another good clip Peter. I can't imagine you saying such a word. Terrible!

  • someones life told on the internet... all the wonderful stories.... before its over... all the fun things... hehe... wonderfull

  • Great video Peter, keep them coming.  Thank You

  • I found out what to do by my cousin he told me when I was 8. LOL When my father wanted to talk to me at 12 I told him not to bother and that I could tell him a thing or two! Another great post Peter.

  • Fascinating story.

    No one told me about it either, the knowledge just seemed to evolve by itself, however when the time came I knew what to do.

  • This is a great video. Thanks Peter.

  • haha great

  • Great story, Peter! I'm surprised those ladies didn't tell your parents about your outburst. That would have earned a mouth-washing for sure!

  • Thanks again for another great video.

  • What do you think about today's society's more "liberal" stance on sex and marriage, as compared to your upbringing's stance? I personally think that our ability to access the information and to formulate our own ideas is a step in the right direction, but do you think that we should remember some lessons from your generation?

  • As several other people have commented, I too had a Catholic upbringing and sex was not discussed at home or in school. My girlfriends and I learned about the precise nature of OUR anatomy from the package insert in the Tampax box. Unfortunately male anatomy remained a mystery for a while longer. LOL

    Peter you are a treasure. Please keep sharing your life with us. Love, Claire in Texas.

  • love your stories...thanks for sharing

  • Thank you again for sharing your personal stories!!! Always entertaining to hear you! God Bless!

  • this is crazy to watch.. considering it took me 20 minutes to teach my grandfather how to "double click" to open a file on the computer.. he never really got it down.

  • 'c u next tuesday', lol

  • when I saw sex I thought I clicked on someone's else video. Nice story :)

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  • grow up jed bickers so immature no1 wants ur negative crap here. ur probably some 12 year old. learn to respect your elders they know more then you and can teach you a thing or two, even if it is about the past. if u cant understand the past you cant understand the future.

  • Lol i love this man

  • LOL SEX :D

  • sylvesterevans-for fucks sake-whats the point of your shitty comment you brainless twit. JUST DONT WATCH!

  • you massisve... massive geeks!

    1. Why would you wana be old and a grandad? enjoy your youth, you waster!

  • I really like listening to you. I wish I had a granddad....u must be a really good one! Keep up the good work mate... From a kiwi guy in Japan

  • Thanks for the story Peter.I look forward to the next as always. Best Wishes to you.

  • Peter once again you take me back to my past. Sex was a mistory to even the fair sex back then. I laugh at all the stories and rumors I remember...thank goodness things have changed a little.

  • Sex sells, eh?

  • Brialliant once again!  Thank you!

  • Well done Peter

  • Don`t let the "log out" button be hidden from your mouse!BTW,it`s in the upper right hand corner... To all you who don`t like these videos or the people that watch them:Don`t bother wasting your time or ours for that matter.There must be rerun of Sesame Street or something on your level that you might enjoy.LOL!

  • I hope to be like him as I age.

  • ''Peter for first President of Planet Earth, who,s for it say aye.''

    Haha! you sad, sad person!. You really idolise this old man don't ya? bye the way im not havin a go at the old man, he seems like a nice guy, but you geeks goin on like you are is really sad to see....

  • Mmm maybe the old guy reminds people of their recently passed grandfather and they're listening for old time sake. Anything really wrong with that? Can't say I'd agree with him being president though... could be a pretty short term :s

  • lol, you people are so sad its untrue! spending all your time listening to an old man muffle on about some really boreing crap. And these american teens jacking off aggainst there computer screens over this need to get outside, off there computer for 10 minutes! maybe get some fresh air... have some fun.. ;)

  • This is gold! Captivating!

  • ha ha ha ha ha! Ok so.. dare I admit that we had our own version of "doctors & nurses" when I was a kid? I think most kids do... LOL whether or not they choose to admit it is something else.

  • I just wanted to say that I have enjoyed watching your videos very much and I hope you keep them coming. Your videos are interesting, humerous and thought provoking. I love hearing about how things were long ago. Thank you for sharing stories about your life with us, Peter!

  • I just came across you through someone else subscribing to my vids. You are great.  I love the old termanology "See You Next Tuesday." It is right up there on my list now with "Fur coat and no knickers." Cool wallpaper, too.

  • Hahaha, what a riot! I'll never forget my first exposure to sex and the like...I was shown pictures of erect, ulcerated penis' infected with STD's. In addition to being grossed out by the lesions, I remeber wondering "How do boys fit that in their pants?" Of course, at the time I didn't realize that they weren't always that big! Ha!

  • Peter for first President of Planet Earth, who,s for it say aye.

  • lol. Fairly odd hearing about that, being born in 1990 when everybody new well about it, I never had a problem with understanding it. Hell I knew more about sex when I was 9 then most kids did at the age of 14 back in the 70's and 80's.

  • Geez!! I just looked at that Director's Account application and you were RIGHT, Peter! You'd have better luck succeeding Tony Blair rather than answer all THOSE ridiculous questions! Does Scotland Yard want to know THIS much about you?? Forget it! Just keep the "chapter" concept going, and forget the red tape! We're all happy with it...

    Thom, MusicManInSC, and an avid Peter groupy

  • having read most all the comments and being mad at the mean people I just read evergray's comment and know that the mean people don't matter. The fact that evergray was comforted during such a distressful time is proof positive that Peter is a blessing. evergray, I'm hoping for wonderful things for you. Be well, K in N.W. Arkansas USA

  • Hey, thank you. :) They think they got everything. Time will tell, eh? In the meantime, I'm counting my blessings and as for the people who feel the need to flame instead of do something useful with their life, I say that you shoudl remember how precious life is, and you might not have as much time as you think you do.

  • Brilliant as ever, dear Peter, at the same time, very funny and moving! Have a nice Sunday, lol

  • Incredible!!! Please: Some more!!

  • lol excellent again pete :-)

  • You old dog you ;)

  • really good explanation , my grand parents also gave me those kind of stories which are quite interesting from a social point of view !

  • Peter another lovely episode of your life.

  • man u should write a book

  • you're great!

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  • I couldn't agree more with what Peter said. Other than I still don't think we are all the way out of the sexual repression in our society. I managed to go through sex education in two schools in England at age 10/11 in about 1988 without discovering what lay between a woman's legs and instead had to rely on magazines at the age of 14. It is terribly sad.

  • You are such an amazing individual. I enjoy listening to your storytelling. You have an impressive way of keeping my interest!!! I hope I can keep watching your stories for quite some time!

  • I just wanted to say thank you.

    Your voice is so soothing. I had cancer surgery on Tuesday and I've spent days alone and in pain. I found your videos here on YouTube. I laid down with my heating pad and listened to them all. You are far away, but you kept me company. Thank you so very much.

  • GET REAL THIS IS TERRIBLE

  • You Dirty Old Man.

    Nah, Im Joking, You're ALLRIGHT :)

  • Great stuff as always Peter.

    Don't know what the negative comments are all about.

    Life was different in the old days. So it's interesting to hear stories about this topic too - and how you figured it out back then. :)

    All the best!

    Greetings from Norway

  • Hi, I heard of you through the media.

    You are famous throughout the Internet indeed.

    Unfortunately I am hearing impaired, so I am unable to hear what you have to say. It doesn't matter for me, though.

    I enjoy your skill in adding graphic text and design with your funny writings at the start of every video segment you do.

    Not many older people your age would bother to learn how to use the computer, let alone video themselves to upload to tell captivating stories.

    Cheers from Arizona, USA!

  • Nice - ;-)

  • Another illusion shattered!...lol

  • One Day theres gonna be no more videos

  • beware everyone that lucyinLA is another faker just like lonelygirl15 dont get foold twice

  • Good grief, if you don't like it, don't watch. To this day, I wish I had spent more time listening to old peoples' stories and less time watching TV.

  • Boy, does this bring back memories! I was a farm kid, and of course all the town kids thought they knew everything about sex, and their misinformation was hilarious to me. Although, after watching all of the animals, my mother thought it prudent to explain to us boys that on our wedding night, our new brides might want to....well... look into our eyes the first time.

  • ROFL!

  • I want to hear more about the old days. :+) Awesome story as usual. (talk about art more) XD

  • LOL, Now, Now, lets not get violent, Pawnhead can't help it; that he can't follow along. Maybe he doesn't get enough oxygen to his brain? Maybe he sniffed too much of that drying paint he is so fond of talking about. lol...Oh well. We can't throw him off the island or out of the community. It wouldn't be in the spirit of things. lol...Well...anyway. Pete is great and wonderful.

  • daVinci, I think you've FINALLY solved the mystery of why so few people think they are self-serving re:Peter. If you're gonna sniff dry paint then it DOES require a significant amount of oxygen already present in the brain. You suppose pwned166 has some signifcant BLOCKAGE present??

    Thom, MusicManInSC

  • Peter, don't listen to the fools whining about your bland personality or the videos being pointless. You're not and the videos are very entertaining. They just wish they were getting so much attention. And why do they keep watching if they aren't enjoying it? :)

    Take care and keep the videos coming. I have enjoyed every one of them.

  • oh my lord this one was hilarious!!

    Please keep the vids coming, Peter!!

  • Other five stars and very marvelous story. This story is a very interested....

  • You need to go to Google video and watch Penn & Teller's "Bullshit" show about abstinence only programs.

  • omg... "c u next tuesday" too funny. I have always wanted to be able to listen to either of my grandfathers stories and never got the opportunity. I feel lucky to be able to sit here and listen to you. Nice to meet you *curtsies* xxx

  • Great job Peter. We all need a grandfather sometimes. Don't stop

  • The comment about the dogs were very humorous. Thank you very much for this unique contribution to the internet. I always look forward to hearing your new stories.

    Dervish from New York

  • How can anyone enjoy this blandest of personalities dribble on about 'dogs doing it in the street' and his 'milky stuff'. If only I could reach through the screen and throttle this man of his life.. Id be doing youtube and this planet a service!

  • what is this? ?

  • that was about the most pointless thing i ever seen but something still beats it

  • jesus christ. this has gone too far.

  • As always an interesting story. We had little sex education when I was a child (I am 58), however we did have a large public library. Which had both medical text books and a most informing dictionary of slang. Books are a wonderful thing.

  • Nice story, but you seem to have a little trouble telling the time. You said it was 9:46 and then corrected yourself, saying it was actually 8:49. A minute later you said it was 9:26. LOL

  • That's because of the way he edits his video: Obviously, he records his comments first, then adds the intro and trailer.

  • True p, but aren't the COLORS nice!

  • wow you do tell such great stories! its like listening to my grandad's pearls of wisdom! well done for proving that some more experienced people can teach people stuff! valuble stuff!

  • Good one peter

  • U R THE MAN

  • You rock!!

  • Spent another goOod time watching you in this one, thanks Peter, you nice, smart, kind, funny guy, how cool you are! Cheers :)

  • You go Peter. Nice as always.

    YOUTUBE ThEmE SoNg:

    billybobjoe57

  • Dear, dear Peter, I have missed you the last several days, but I know you were busy with you son. I hope you had a wonderful visit with him. Really enjoyed your vid about sex education. I learned about it in about the same way, since I am from the same generation as you. Keep coming back.

  • Doctors and Nurses...lol, a top game when I was adolescent!

  • That was a funny story lol. Im gonna post that one to my m8's, keep them coming!!!

    Dave

  • YES!!!

    Beautiful Peter! Very well told!

    I loved this!.. What you are doing here Peter is something special! Thank you!

  • Thank you, that was a great story.

  • It doesn't matter what you are talking about : you always do it in a very delicious way.

    Thank you, Peter.

  • Renthie-- another Youtuber has used the "see you next tuesday" thing-- she applied it to (American Republican writer) Ann Coulter. :)

  • Hello, Peter-- Not sure if you saw this in 14.2:

    Would you mind if I wrote a paper about your experiences (based on your videos) for my Western Civilization clas? My professor has not yet had the chance to see any of your videos-- she teaches at least 4 classes and is *extremely* busy this semester, but I thought it would make a nice change from the usual book report.

    I didn't want to undertake this project, however, without asking your permission first.

  • nice one pety

  • I love the stories you tell , sounds as if you were a bit of a handfull lol

  • lol i seen sex and and went what!!! love ur videos

  • I'm 53 and you taught me something today! I laughed till tears came. Smiles xoxo

  • I love the way you tell the story...And I STILL can't say that word!

  • fantastic, keep up the good work. ! very interesting. dont listen to anyone that disrespects you or your work.

  • Love these Video's keep them coming

  • Don't make a fool of yourself, if you have criticism of a video at least try to do so in a sensible manner. I enjoy this gentleman's videos so choose to watch them. If you don't like something on Youtube, don't watch it.

    I get so annoyed with people like you that waste your own and our time with your nonsense.

    Try to get in the spirit of this community, enjoy listening to people from all over this world we live in and embrace diversity. If you don't like this community, leave.

  • Well Said!

  • once again..nice video peter =).

  • lol, "see you next tuesday" brilliant and subtle, awesome vid....it was funny hearing how you had to learn about all that stuff back in the day.

  • LOL the dogs in the street part cracked me up.

  • "oh my God, that looks like a lot of hard work"

    That line just cracked me up :)

    Thanks again

  • come on peter people are loosing itnerest!!

    something good...something a bit different

  • speak for yourself...how can you say that? respect your elders with the upmost respect and learn and love the stories...thank you so much Peter ...never stop

  • What a lovely end to my day to listen to your journey of sexual discovery. I've just lost a dear friend/auntie of mine who is your age and you share stories in the same beautiful detail and engaging pace. Thank you!

  • LOL at "see you next tuesday." Peter, this video is an example of why you are hands down, the best. have a great weekend, sir. warm regards

  • Peter, another great story! That's the first time I ever heard "See you next Tuesday," I thought the mystery word was another one at first. Have you seen the movie Hope and Glory? Your story reminded me a bit of that movie.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Good God Peter is a nice man,but these vids are boring!

  • go to the rap ones then.

  • Oh well, Jonathan-- There's always the next chapter-- or you could build a Works Bomb and put it under a toilet flushing cat. This isn't the only channel, y'now.

  • Hahaha! I learned from watching the horses! Unfortunately that messed me up a bit when figuring out cycles. ;D

  • Would you please just tell it all already and be done with it.

  • I remember as a child, arguing with a little girl who insisted you can get pregnant from swimming with boys. (the downside of school film clips on fish and frogs) I used to tease her at the lake yelling "SWIM SWIM! the sperm's gonna get you!"

  • WHAT THE F*CK.

  • Wow, you seemed so uncomfortable in this episode hahah. Good stuff.

  • In the late 40's, my evenings and saturday mornings were trapped inside my 5-tube, superhetrodyne, Amplitude Modulated radio, listening to The Green Hornet, The Whistler, Sgt. Preston, and Amos & Andy.

    Today, I am trapped/addicted by the Geriatric1927 series on a WinXP driven Compaq.

    Good show from Bainbridge Island, wa us

  • Thanks very much for sharing this, Peter.

    "cat"

  • another great one peter-looking forward to the next one (as always)

    cheers,

    randy

    <:+)

  • and apparently has 0 thoughts,just an appearance...

  • Oh Peter, you had me laughing so hard, my husband thinks I'm a nutcase. He kept asking what I was laughing at, and I just couldn't explain it like you...You are wonderful, keep em coming...Cindy

  • Brilliant

  • Another great video, you're the best! Can't wait for the next one but I guess I'll have to!

  • Best video yet. You kept on track and barrelled through this story. I was laughing the whole time. I find it sad that sex education, at least in the US, is once again being taught in a "head in the sand" manner. For example, in Texas it's now against the law to teach anything about birth control methods except their failure rates. And parents protest their daughters being vaccinated against cervical cancer because it might be interpreted as somehow condoning having sex.

  • You seemed a bit uneasy from the start of the video...

    And "see you next tuesday"?

    ?

  • Yes, only use the common online abbreiviation of "see you". And you might be able to grasp the rest from there. Think along the lines of things like F.B.I. and U.P.S.

  • No, not "see you next tuesday"...C U N(ext) T(uesday)...EEK!=O

    GBU, MDJ. ><>

  • whoa...sex? hahah that scared me. Good video.