Pete Rose Aqua Velva

[Apsu72]

What I'd like to know is, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?! This is a vintage commercial and I think it's cool to see Pete Rose back in the days. It reminds me of when the Phillies won the title. But who's the fucking moron that involved 'gay' into this? What does "gay" have to do with after shave? Can't yall just enjoy the commercial without talking shit?

[TimTebowSucksBigDix]

@Apsu72 are you prejudice against gay people?Theres nothing wrong with Joe Morgan and Johnny Bench using Pete Roses butthole for a bullseye being a born again bisexual is very healthy for baseball players cardiovascular body system.

[streetcarjay]

Kane!!!!

[Jiltedin2007]

And 4 years later, Joe joins Pete in Philadelphia(Along with Tony Perez) to take the Phillies to the World Series before losing to Baltimore.

[bakerandbaker1]

This commerical must have debuted in 1979, because that was the only year these two were on their respective clubs. Pete left the Reds for the Phillies in 1979 and Joe left the Reds just one year later.

[Jefgg]

Joe Morgan is one of the smartest men to ever play the game. It is ironic that he looks like a dope in this commercial.

[CumOnYourUglyFace]

@Jefgg I once saw Joe Morgan jack off on Ozzie Virgils face and Peter Roses ass at an orgy in Philadelphia.

[Jefgg]

@CumOnYourUglyFace Thank you for sharing. What did you do at that party? I heard the nightlife in Philly wasn't all that. Maybe I heard wrong.

[CumOnYourUglyFace]

@Jefgg I shot my creamy load on Carolyn Rose's fat ass ( which just happened to have Greg Luzinski's huge 11 inch polish sausage stuck in it) and i let Ron Reed lick my cock clean so he could french kiss Ray Rippleymyre.

[Jefgg]

@CumOnYourUglyFace Was Larry Bowa there? What about Mike Schmidt? Steve Charlton? Gary Maddox? Pete Rose's ex-wife is a whale. I assume she was hot when Pete married her. Now she looks like she ate half of his salary. Pete is a degenerate gambler. Ten to one he never makes it in the Hall Of Fame.

[CumOnYourUglyFace]

@Jefgg Larry Bowa's dick is so small that even Tiny Archibald feels manly around him.Mike Schmidt and Steve Carlton used to be into voyerism.Mike would watch while "Lefty" was great at giving hand jobs lefthanded which helped break your right nut that much quicker.Gary Maddox was queer for Bob Boone's Buttox.

[Jefgg]

@CumOnYourUglyFace What about Tim McCarver? Tug McGraw?

[CumOnYourUglyFace]

@Jefgg Tim McGraw was fucking Faith Hill back in 1980(whose now married to Tugs son Tim McGraw).Tim McCarver was commited to his love interest in St Louis Al Hrabosky,who used to stick a Hungarian dildo in Mccarver's asshole and cause him to cum out of both ends at the same time!Tim McCarvers ears became so big from 40 years of gay ball players pulling on them that he had to wear some huge gay earmuffs whenever he would give his teammates oral sex in the Veteran stadium parking lot.

[Jefgg]

@CumOnYourUglyFace You really know your baseball. Thank you for sharing.

[CumOnYourUglyFace]

@Jefgg The gayest baseball players ever were Alan Wiggins,Glenn Burke,Dick Pole,Robin Ventura,Brady Anderson,Rene Gonzalez,Steve Garvey,Fred "Chicken" Stanley,U.L.Washington,Don Stanhouse,Dick Radatz,Bucky Dent,Joe Charbeneau,Jim Bibby (13 inch pecker and he could suck it by himself) and Orlndo McFarlane (12 inches) and the biggest fudgepacker in baseball history Dave "KIng Kong" Kingman who had 15 inches of cock.

[Jefgg]

@CumOnYourUglyFace What about Billy Bean and umpire Dave Pallone?

[KutscheetAmsterDam]

@Jefgg Billy Bean,Dave Pallone were gay and still are.Being gay just menas your a cocksucker.George Carlin once said that being a cocksucker doesnt make you a bad man..it makes you a great woman.So thats what these born again bisexual ballplayers are GREAT WOMAN!

[ShamWasBetter]

@Jefgg Who is Steve Charlton?I know there was a a Norm Charlton who pitched for the Reds I think?I also know that Mike Schmidt used to suck Darren Daultons cock quite often in the late eighties as well as Terry Harmons in the seventies.

[bettydaw1970]

infield dirt +aqua velva=gets all the chicks!!!

[whitebread8381]

i saw pete rose once he did smell good

[bettydaw1970]

@whitebread8381

i have bumped into him twice, 1 time at the mgm grand casino in vegas, and the other at santa anita racetrack..

dude totally has a gambling problem....

[djw80158]

Ahh...the sideburns. I can dig it.

[MrJonnyleft]

The problem with Rose is that he thinks that he is bigger than the game. For example, he insists that if he is reinstated, that he be allowed to manage again, and yet refuses to stop gambling at horse tracks. He is clearly delusional if he ever thinks that MLB would agree to that, and of course it never will, nor should it ever!

[Lodermulch]

@MrJonnyleft What makes you think you know what Pete Rose thinks? Do you know him personally? Your example is flawed too for that matter. The man just wants in the hall of fame, which he rightly deserves. There are plenty of examples of MLB players that have done worse things and gotten into the hall. What happens when all of the big time steroid users come up for ballot? As far as delusions, some fans think that people who believe Barry Bond's record is pure are delusional.

[PlacentaPudding]

End of this commercial = Prelude to interracial butt sex.

[discotime79]

this was a fun commercial back then. and pete rose and little joe morgan are great.

[Jiltedin2007]

Without Pete Rose, The Phillies would've NEVER won the World Series in 1980.

The City of Philadelphia better be kissing Pete Rose's until the day he dies!

[EeVvAaNn3]

I don't know about that. Aside from a decent OBP, he wasn't really any good in 1980. If anything, they would have been nothing without Mike Schmidt or Steve Carlton

[Jiltedin2007]

And what did Steve Carlton and Mike Schmidt do for the Phillies before Pete Rose? Charlie Hustle(Pete Rose) was the catalyst of the Phillies in 1980.

[TheAnnoyingloops]

@EeVvAaNn3 Indeed. Pete wasn't that great in '80. Also, last I checked Carlton won a World Series in 1967 before Rose ever did.

[Jiltedin2007]

To think, this was 4 years before Joe Morgan joined Pete Rose on the Phillies.

[Ariamaluum]

Robert Horry was a bench player. Joe Morgan was a starter. Very few bench players have become HOF's.

[EwingOil]

Hey it Pete rose of the Philadelphia Phillies? He is playing in a game against the Phillies who else would he be playing for. Let's not mention the fact that they were teammates for years! LOL! Who wrote this commercial?

[arequipa1]

pete rose needs to be in the HOF, except it's too late now

[vfgjhj]

Pete Rose bet on the freaking game, it's freaking wrong.

[outtaherephils]

I think the Aqua Velva commercials are the REAL reason Pete Rose will never be reinstated

[MikeLuceroKrunch]

@outtaherephils LMAO!! Now that was funny.

[WatchVenusSpa]

@outtaherephils What's Joe Morgan's excuse?

[outtaherephils]

@WatchVenusSpa He didn't sing

[EeVvAaNn3]

(Fire) Joe Morgan

[olivemike81]

This is the most contrived commercial ever!

[yomamadontdanz]

Pete Rose sucked Johnny Benchs big dick for good luck from 1967 to 1978 but when Rose signed with the Phillies in 1979 Pete took a better (and bigger) liking to Greg Luzinski Huge Polish sausage!

[dot8038]

That clears that up.

[abrahamlincoln0900]

queer.

[doublejax]

Wow... the shittiness of this commercial is epic in scope!

[plutoplatters]

best acting i've ever seen.

[curlballn]

nice mutton chops joe

[Wheeljack35]

Why does Joe Morgan say that?

He says Pete Rose of the Phillies

How stupid they were team mates on the Reds

[toddgurule]

LOL, as if he didn't know whom they were playing or who was already on first base. Horribly bad but funny commercial.

[guywhogetsthegirls]

I know right! who ever was the director and person who wrote the script is stupid

[Milordvega]

Rose and Morgan played together for the Reds for many years, but in 1979, Rose was in fact playing for the Phillies. He returned to the Reds in 1984.

[Wheeljack35]

This I know

[switchhitter07]

Sorry if this has already cleared up, but 1979 was Rose's first year with the Phillies. Morgan would end up going to Philadelphia as well in (i believe) 1983, Rose went to Montreal in 1984 then returned to Cincinatti afterwards, while Morgan finished his career with San Francisco and Oakland.

[Ariamaluum]

1972 World Series, Game 5.

[SaveTheMooses]

This is terrifying.

[EdibleAntiPerspirant]

no u

[ElTiant]

Good old Joe Morgan!

[Arguman]

Does a man really want to smell like a man, Joe?

What stupid copy. He should have resigned in protest. But we all know Joe Morgan loves him so money.

[EdibleAntiPerspirant]

My favorite part is the way Joe is so shocked to see that it's "Pete Rose of the Philadelphia Phillies." Evidently he didn't know who was standing on first base beforehand and for that matter, what team he was playing against. That is vintage Joe!

[Philkid3]

Seriously. The man is paid to watch baseball games and he clearly takes no part in that, even when they put him in a booth at the baseball games and a chair facing the baseball games. And I'm sure he has unlimited access to watching any other games he would like on the TV (he, of course, doesn't know how to use a computer).

I'd be amazed to find out he actually paid attention to his opponents when playing.

[shaqwade4]

:17....what the hell? Did he take a swing?

[AndiNeverSlice]

nah Joe was throwing the ball back in to the pitcher

[jsnt]

Playing baseball and smelling the right way!

[Cheessa]

I got Rose's and Morgan's autograph during the same game at Jarry park, MTL, back in I think 1974. The big red machine was my team during that time, and the red sox too. Joe was great, he always found a way to get on base. And with Rose getting 200 hits a year, that's why Bench, Perez, lee may, Foster drove in 90 runs a year, pretty much every year. If the reds had a great pitching staff, they may have won 5 or 6 world series during the 70's

[beatlejuice72]

Joe Morgan is the greatest second baseman of all-time. Just ask him.

[redfalkon107]

He'd be the only one to tell ya. That and how he used to stand in the box, catch a fly ball, look for the right pitch, swing the bat, slide into second (or home), shave his beard, mow his lawn, him, him, him, him, me, me, etc.

[Philkid3]

Actually, Joe underrates himself. That's how much of an idiot he is. He got angry that Bill James called him the greatest.

But, he does call Hornsby the greatest, so that's not a bad choice.

[dirtynig92]

i met pete rose in las vegas. i got a picture with him and a bunch of autographs. and his old jersey. they were doin some special thing there. it was cool. hes kinda hard to understand tho now hes old... -_-

[rockerduff1231]

no you have to try to understand that joe morgan is the SMARTEST all around baseball player of all time. he may not be the greatest hitter, or the greatest fielder or what have you, but i guarantee if he were to coach a team they would be ten times better, kind of like wwhat ted williams did with the senators

[Ariamaluum]

He is a coach with the Braves. I think you see him on the first base. I assume you are a Cubs fan, I always wondered why 1st base coach John Vukovich was never hired to be manager?

[Ariamaluum]

I'm from Atlanta and I thought Glenn Hubbard was the best fielding second baseman, I ever saw. I saw Joe play when he was with the Giants, he did a great job of fielding there. Rhino hit well (great all-around hitter) at old Fulton but his fielding was okay. He was fast but he grew into a slugger.

[Ariamaluum]

Rhino is probably mad at his teammates than Joe Morgan who really shot his career down.

[Ariamaluum]

But I think that is why they kept quiet about Rhino. You look at the trades the Cubs made that were strange, isn't so strange after all. Wasn't for his wife, he probably could have played till 2002 and hit 400 homeruns.

[Ariamaluum]

Also, his wife slept with two of his teammates while they were married.

[Ariamaluum]

Actually, more.

[Ariamaluum]

Did ryne steal bases like Joe. They grew that grass in Wrigley so high that hard hit balls would just roll so slowly. Finally, two MVP's and two World Championships, from 1972-1983, his teams finished no lower than second. Ryno was only on two winning teams in his career.

[imavegan]

Joe, is that you?

[scatman44]

Why should he? Ryne's the most overrated 2nd baseman in history!

[autographhound2468]

Joe Morgan looks and sounds exactly the same. Ahahaha.