Can You Read Near's Poker Face

[DetectiveN1]

Noone can read my poker face

~N

[TwilghtWerewolf]

LOL L's gun, i remeber that ep. :D

[bookworm598]

I have a poker face like Nears!

[ziplazop]

cool vid love near! he's too cute :3

[rainmizuki243]

i died of a heart attack because this is the best vid ever!!

[WinAsih]

I can't be a pokerface...

It's so hard.. Because I used to use all my emotions...!

LOL... c;

[Ultimatefanofmid]

L likes sugar.....Near likes games.....it all makes sense now.....Near comes in a really close second but nothing and I mean nothing can replace L NOTHING!

[evayjoe]

so cool *-* i love it xDD

[lizzydarkrose]

near wishes he was as good as L. but he is cute tho. and did you have to use L's death i mean realy?

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@lizzydarkrose Why not use L's death?

[lizzydarkrose]

@HedgehogwithRabies because L is awesome and didnt deserve to die

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@lizzydarkrose That's not really a good reason to not use it.

[lizzydarkrose]

@HedgehogwithRabies grr

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@lizzydarkrose Oh, so you "growl" at me? Real mature.

[LastDawn8]

1:11 - 1:12 "She's got to love nobody." XD LOL

[albinomew]

---.--- meh been practicein perfecting my poker face! its-not-working! cant help gigglin at near ^_^ so cuuuuuute1

[Senrima4ever]

Near is awesome. ^-^ I love him~

[LLawliet541]

Near is just too cute. i swear to it.

and he reminds me of L. <3

[xCherrisan]

Near is so CUTE, :D

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@xCherrisan He is, isn't he? <3

[xCherrisan]

@HedgehogwithRabies Yes! I really dont get y ppl hate him though. :c

[BeyondallRedemption]

@xCherrisan Because they either are angry because Near was the one who beat Light and not L, or they see Near as a cheap imitation of L. Kind of understandable, but Near is a good character in his own right :D

[xCherrisan]

@BeyondallRedemption Yeah but Near is too cute to be hated on D: He is L's Successor T^T So there shuldnt be an isuse! D:

[comhonee15]

LOL!

Near: If it's not rough it isn't fun.

Mello:1:44

XDDDDDD

[05005051]

If you imagine that it is literally about a non-expressive face whilst playing poker (which in my innocence I used to think it was) then I can imagine Near being very good at that.

[sodagirl101ful]

1:44 mellos creepy face

[beccal47]

wow! did anyone no that near is 17 years old and he still plays with legos and (dolls) action figures

[Silouge654]

near might as well be a girl

[NearXGenesis4eva]

OMG I LOVE IT! this really does fit Near XD I like this video it's really well done ^^

[greenwaves31]

This is not a crapy vid. NEAR IS THE GREAT SHMOOSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmm, when she talks, Lady Gaga kinda sounds like Near's english voice. I hate having to day that!

[greenwaves31]

This is not a crapy vid. NEAR IS THE GREAT SHMOOSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greenkitten45]

Yea Near really does have a great poker face! :3

[inlovewithcrazy]

I wish my pokerface was as good as Nears.

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@inlovewithcrazy I'm sure everyone does. XD

[PandasWithDeathNotes]

@HedgehogwithRabies

xD You got that right!

My friend can.....Lucky Bitch....And She doesn't even like Death Note!

[CarmelCorn11]

if near is singing this then who is he humping? i am so confused...... i like near. sorta. and if he's gay.....

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@CarmelCorn11 Near is humping EVERYONE. c:

[mirage12ful]

@HedgehogwithRabies

>:(

[AwesomeJellyBean]

@HedgehogwithRabies even me?

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@AwesomeJellyBean For what?

[nitrogrex07]

@HedgehogwithRabies

*w*!

[GoodOldAnime]

haha. near's so akward

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@GoodOldAnime But in an adorable way. <3

[GoodOldAnime]

@HedgehogwithRabies oh yes,definitely..hes soo cute, he reminds me of a puppy!

[GoodOldAnime]

@HedgehogwithRabies thats why near is my icon <3

[puppyjeeper]

how old is near sopposed to be anyways??? *confuzzled :/*

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@puppyjeeper He's about 18 at the end of the series.

[puppyjeeper]

@HedgehogwithRabies oh cause seriously i didnt know that :P

[CarmelCorn11]

@HedgehogwithRabies what?! eighteen? that cannot be possible...can it?

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@CarmelCorn11 He was thirteen when Mello left the Wammy House, and after the five year time skip he was eighteen. So he was between 18 - 19 when he beat Kira.

[CopywriteMe3]

@puppyjeeper Nineteen. -sob-

[vampireknightfreak12]

oh cuz they just look soo alike

[commanderwaffle]

Its awfully hard to read Nears Poker face behind all that cuteness XD

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@commanderwaffle Hehe, that's definitely true.

[commanderwaffle]

@HedgehogwithRabies Right? It kinda sucks that hes the only Wammy Boy left

[vampireknightfreak12]

i knw i havent seen all of DN yet but near looks strangely lik L r they related

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@vampireknightfreak12 No, apart from fan theories, Near and L aren't related.

[TheVioletRain]

Awww I LUV it :D

[xMeliMoonshinex]

Near: I don't have a poker face, this is just how my face naturally falls

*awkward silence*

LOL

[PerryDestroyer]

LOL xD

[xXxcookieninjaxXx]

i-i cant!! D'X I HAVE FAILED YOU!! *cries chibi*

[ConnorComics]

this is a great song but i prefer the Cartman version! =3

[ILoveTheSexySASUKE]

aww ^^

[ihatecrumpets]

This is epic, I love your username by the way. ^^

[natcat18]

Don't worry, MelloxNear is one of the DN Pairings I support! That and MattxMello

[natcat18]

Don't worry, MelloxNear is one of the DN Pairings I support! That and MattxMello

[skiisk]

fav part from 1:41 to 1:45 XDDD

[andylovsU]

near is so smexy!!!

[andylovsU]

*EPIC*.........XD

[SamanthaLawliet]

I Can can Read readah-ur Poooker faace

[katherine9997]

I <3 Near and his poker face! He's so cute!!! Love when he plays w/ his hair at the beginning!

[ShinjuUchiha]

near has a poker face... *twich twich*

[kennylover16]

Yes, yes I can

[Darkrose40]

I can :D

[xMrsxNatexRiverx]

i can read Near's poker face because he is mine

[IggyKirkland]

I can't read Near's poker face ; A ;

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@IggyKirkland Then you FAIL!

Nah, I'm just kidding. XD If that was true we'd all fail D8

[lunainudark]

Near as I love! Play with the locks of her hair is soooo CUTE! *¬* Near I Love You! x)

So I said XD And now use the Google translator ^^.

[lunainudark]

Como AMO a Near!!! Que juegue con los mechones de su cabello es taaaan LINDO!!! *¬* Te Amo Near!!! x)

[HedgehogwithRabies]

@lunainudark I'm sorry...I don't speak Spanish. ^^;

[NearsHeartProduction]

@lunainudark yo tamien lo quiero stoy aciendo un video de el ^O^

[Nagormeena]

@lunainudark Lo sé, me encanta cerca! Él es tan lindo! : D ¿No sólo quiero darle un abrazo?

[BERRYKIT10]

near! XD

[darkrose834]

It's weird, almost every person dies to protect Nate.

[jessilucas]

2:39

HOLY SH-

[deathnotegwen151]

yup near does remind me of lady gaga wit his white hair! LOL but cmon u got 2 admit that he is like lady gaga! & no i can't read it!

[LadyQGinny]

It's watching this video than for the very first time ever I've thought Near (the annoying useless brat!!!!) was somehow intriguing... and sexy...

[TheAnimeGirlfan]

okey one thing to say and that is awesome

[OrochimaruNinja666]

Very good video!

I love the song and video alot to!

Kickass Anime!

[mirage12ful]

AHHHHHHHHHHH i cant take it any more!!! who knows waht GaGa means when she sings "She has got no one, nobody"?? its been killing me since i heard the song come out......sorry nothing to do with the vid......but still

[HedgehogwithRabies]

The actual lyrics are "she has got to love nobody". To kinda vaguely explain, the song is actually about Lady Gaga being a bisexual.

[mirage12ful]

@HedgehogwithRabies

it still makes no sense to me. shes bisexual so doesnt tht mean she can love anybody? you know cuz she likes boys and girls?

[izyshoroo]

@HedgehogwithRabies yay for us bisexuals XD Sorry, just thought id say that ^^;;

[mirage12ful]

how you make the vid?? :3 kawaii near and mello!! (not the yaoi i mean both of them are cute)

[LizAndPatty]

And he's so cool too

Can u belive his 13 ?

[yalinegurl1]

lol He's 18 at the end of the series! he's the perfect combination of sexy and kawaii

[LizAndPatty]

@yalinegurl1

in the manga he's 18

but i've made a mistake too :D

he's 16

he was born in 1993(in the anime)

[yalinegurl1]

@LizAndPatty

Why would they change Near's birthday for the anime? Where'd you get that info?

[LizAndPatty]

@yalinegurl1 Everywhere:D

on hungarian wikipedia

and another blog too

[yalinegurl1]

@LizAndPatty

But I read on wikipedia that Near is 13 before the time lapse, 18 after, and then 19 when L is avenged with the death of Light Imagay

[eternalXxXmemorys]

Can You Read Nears Poker Face?

Pfft im happy if i can just look at near, he's so damn awesome and sexy :D

[NekoStudios333]

The cute 18-year old boy has a...Poker Face!

*nosebleed* Don't mess around with Near, he will fuck you physically and mentally. 0_0

[LadyQGinny]

@NekoStudios333

You're so damn right XD

He's dangerous, the little boy...

[Hachimitsu0Heart]

o_o HE WILL?! OMG RUN!! *Runs directly into a pole*

[LadyQGinny]

Can you make a LightXNear vid to this song??? Please!!! I like em together... good video!

[HedgehogwithRabies]

Sure, I'll try at that. ^^ It might be a while, though, 'cause during the move to my new computer my Death Note files were corrupted so I gotta redownload them and my internet ain't worth crap. XD; It'll be done sooner or later, though!

[MyAcidPinkLemonade]

mine were corrupted too!!!! i almost cried

[xMrsxNatexRiverx]

near is one hot boy thanks for making it :)

he is so cute

[darkfear01]

I think nears dice city is so cool.

[PunkyMiniMuffin]

Omg I love Near! He is too damn adorable! L, Near, and Mello rule my world (:

[xofashgalxo]

I agree with you completely~!

[CareBear1101]

i like the video

just really hate near cause he acts like a wannabe L

[mirage12ful]

@CareBear1101

how is he a wannabe? hes never seen L so he can't be a wannabe. he copys l's tactics because admires him.

[chibiyaten15]

O_O

Near... Has a poker face?!

[HedgehogwithRabies]

Yep. XD

[TheLawliet10]

... And I thought L had a lot of fan girl. lol.

[SakuraHarunox1]

OMG! *Nosebleed* PURE HOTNESS!

NEAR IS SO CUTE! ♥.♥

[hinatarules5678]

XDDD when i saw the spoon fall i yelled NOT THE SPOON!!!!

[belly8900]

Near is soooo damn hot cute and sexy!!!!!

[drools]

[tsunade774]

@belly8900 lol agree.,,

near is so cute.,

 want to hug him to death hahaha :D

[animeFanGirl02]

Near may seem like your ordinary toy-obsessed kid...

but you don't fuck around with him, that's for sure.

[animedevil101]

lol at 1:43 mellos face hes like wtf

[marluxia1415]

i love this! its awesome it sooo fits near <3

[MewWITCH112]

Perfect video. Near really has a great Poker Face :3 and he's cute (and sexy x3)

[krazyazn208]

i think L was the most.. interesting character. i missed him when he died :o

[SasorisPuppet]

It's not being a pedophile.. He IS 18,believe it or not.XD

[XtraNormalVideos888]

The master of poker face is obvious L & Near~ Kawaii!!!!

[greenlotus12]

Near has the sexiest poker face

[jadeyhickman]

he does! ^_^

[mirage12ful]

near does have a poker face.......you should have shown scenes him playin wit the tarot cards

[HedgehogwithRabies]

I probably would of, but sadly at the time I had a very small amount of episodes to work from.

[mirage12ful]

oh well good job wat makes it funny to me is that this is a dirty song and near is a boy

[XXsoltyXX]

Near is sooo cute when he touch his hair like in 0:26

[xMeliMoonshinex]

Hahaha 'If it isn't rough it isn't fun.'

Mello's face.

Haha.

[jadeyhickman]

near is so cute :3

[HedgehogwithRabies]

He is. 8D

[spunkypinkferret]

:3 -watches with lovey dovey surrgge-

[chesiregirl]

Near and L both have good pokerfaces XD they could kick anyones butt in hold em ^_^

near and lady gaga together kinda...is...wow

[xxYumix]

Near: "If it's not rough, it isn't fun.."

Mello: O_o

[HedgehogwithRabies]

Yay! Someone else found that part funny! ^^

[XmysmexyargentineX]

i can read it! it says "i'm dead sexy. and you know it"

[Missheal0]

What the hell does hot sex on toast mean 0_o ...btw Near is sexy ;) and he is 18 xD *perverted thoughts* lol

[greenlotus12]

Near has a pretty good poker face! LOL!

[JDS257]

i can read it.....sorta....-.- xD

[Natsha123456]

near's pokerface is excellent.

[TheChronos92]

near's better than lady gaga ahaha

[jadeyhickman]

yes he is!

[spunkypinkferret]

Sorry, already mine.

[AnimeLov12]

LOL I GOTTA SAY I LOVE IT XD!!:3

[strangeling354]

the song is SO apropriate for near ^_^

[MeroxNia]

Near...*drools*

It's nice to know not everybody hates him.

I'll admit, before this video, I would have never thought that this song would go well with him.

But, it does!

...especially with him and Mello~

[HedgehogwithRabies]

Weird, I've matched Near with this song since I first heard this song in gym class. XD

Yay! Another MelloxNear fan! <33

[MeroxNia]

Ooh yeah, MelloxNear is my OTP~

Sadly, most people prefer MelloxMatt now...T-T

I don't have anything against the pairing, it's just...Mello and Near complete each other. Really, we don't know anything at all about Matt.

Meh, he's still awesome anyway! XD

[jessiecool007]

LOLZ...

It's one of my OTPs too

And when I heard this..

I was like:

hmm...Dn+Poker Faces...=NEAR!!!!!!!

XD

[swishygirl]

i prefer both melloXmatt and melloXnear (poor mello!)

[sassiebear96]

i agree with that mello and near are better than mello and matt but still matt is still cute!

[cherrychoco123]

>:) Near just got a hell of a lot sexier!

NOT CUTE ANYMORE!! OH NO!! SEXAH!!

[HedgehogwithRabies]

Oh no! We need a shot of shota ASAP!

[SasorisPuppet]

Well, he IS 18. :3... Believe it or not.XD

[jessiecool007]

LOLz CHECK OUT DNd: POisoned...you'll get loads of shota shots...I have that game...and it made me die...LOLZ

*DANCES TO POKER FACE*

WHOOOT! XD

[Nitile]

Near is very much hot sex on toast 8D What a nice saying. The best part is that its true. :3

[Nitile]

mmmmm.....yum...XD

[tyedyepimp]

hahah!

Near so could pull of a lightning bolt on his face [x

[Nitile]

Near's poker face = Sexii X3

[HedgehogwithRabies]

That's for sure. XD

[Nitile]

YAY!! SO THE PEOPLE WHO AGREE JUST AREN'T THE VOICES in my head....

[LegallyTan]

（誰も彼女を愛して）私を読むことができません読み取ることがで­きませんでしたが、私のいいえ、彼が私のポーカーフェイスを読み­取ることができません（誰も彼女を愛すること）がある

[HedgehogwithRabies]

I'm sorry, but I don't understand that language. Could you please translate into English?

[LegallyTan]

aha xD it's the lyrics to pokerface if i translate it into english the way it is it wouldn't make sense. great vid! i put it on my channel ;P良い仕事を続ける！ (keep up the good work!)

[yazoofannie333]

not to affend u or anything but... are u japanese? or just fluent in it?

[AxelFangirl8]

I hate Near and I absolutely hate Lady Gaga but I do have to say that this matched Near quite well and you did great =] 5/5

[HedgehogwithRabies]

Well, I love Near and I think Lady Gaga is...okay, but I'll respect your opinion like you did mine. ^^ Thanks for commenting!

[TemariCosplayx]

I'm with you on that, haha, still the amv is brilliant! <33 x

[fenixxthecat]

Near + Lady Gaga = Instawin. <3

NEAR IS THE HOTTEST CHARACTER ALIIIIIIVE! inafangirlsopinion. *slapped*

Also LMAO. "And baby when its love if it's not rough it isn't fun~" MELLO'S FACE xDDDDDD HES ALL LIKE "D8 OH GOD GET NEAR AWAY FROM ME!"

[Ancsa310]

Someone who agrees with me! xD