Later, Bush propped the Turkeys beak open with a vice, and raped it orally for hours, saying "You may have been saved from death, but nothing will save you from the salty tang of my jism". Then his eyes rolled back in his head as his head drifted back in ecstasy as he moaned "Oh birdy, OH BIRDY" and spit his wad on the turkeys floppy head appendage.
I just wish ONE Prez would have a heritage turkey at this event. A breed more representative of the American bird and less a commercial "widget". But I guess the National Poultry Assoc would not go for that. At least could they not bring in a bird that has its beak cut???
whether you like him or not, he was president of the united states and i think people should honor that as well as they should honor our current president now.
@dirtnasty81 So am I and so are our Men and Women in our Armed Forces; obviously not the countless military personnel who lost their lives due to this incompetents disastrous eight years as President. He proves one thing though! As a nation, we can survive even after a Moron like him!
yeah you thankful your family is doing well but how about the thosands of family that lost there 18 year old son? karma is a bitch you fucking retard!!!
Oh dear, turkeys are quite cute when intact. Maybe a vege Xmas is on my menu for next year (we only eat turkey once a year in Aust). What worries me is how much more intelligent Pumpkin looks than Bush & how much more personality he/she has. Maybe the turkey should have been president esp. the 2001 pardon recipient who then attacked Mr. Bush.
No, I think they get to live on an animal sanctuary for the rest of their lives. But sadly this is all a stupid joke because millions of innocent turkeys are going to be killed anyway for everyone's Thanksgiving dinner. I eat delicious Tofurky roasts for my Thanksgivings :)
@TurkeyNewsNetwork A million times better than eating an actual turkey. Never thought turkey meat was good when I used to eat it. That's pretty pathetic that you have to call someone a loser just for expressing what they eat.
@TurkeyNewsNetwork heh. did i hurt your feelings? don't get butt hurt hunny buns, i was kidding. its just that people from PETA make me sick. we shouldn't care about animals dying for our tastey burgers, or turkey dinner, when there are millions of PEOPLE dying because of lack of water and food (especially).
@TurkeyNewsNetwork First, I hate PETA and don't endorse them. They hardly represent every animal rights proponents' views. Second, what are you doing to help all those dying people? Funny thing is I never hear people who actually busy helping humans make that claim to me. Third, caring about animals and avoiding killing them does not hinder one's ability to help HUMANS as well. One can care for humans and other animals simultaneously.
How'd we get on the topic of bashing other nationalities? dam. But WTF EAT That dam turkey! Pick your teeth with it's claws you dam Texan! No Texan in his right mind would let that yard bird go. He needs a psycochiatrist.
Hmmm, little bit one sided, but it is nice to know that Bush as good side, even though so many people refuse to acknowledge it. As it is, Bush has not done a good job, but at least hes a man who sticks to what he believes in, its just that Americans change their opinions so readily, and are too stupid snd blame their problems all on bush. I for one, cannot Have a positive opionion of a people who would Listen to "Womanizer".
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Poll shows India would support Bush over Obama 45% to 34% for president. Pundits in India are calling for leaders to attack terror like Bush did in USA. Surprised? India has had over 4,000 deaths due to terrorism in last four years after their govt decided to go soft on terror.........like Barry wants to do.
Bush did a great job protecting this country after 9/11. Clinton's was too preoccupied chasing skirts. Palin may very well be back in 2012 if Barry cleans out Gitmo and gives a "terrorist bailout"
poor Bush..so that's all the cards u got to play with now??give us some more...just to try to end up with some more dignity...(wich is gona b hard cz MObama is already shinning even b4 his mandat started)..ohlala!
Bush has to one thing to do before he hands the White House to Obama he has to pardon a turkey
geomodelrailroader 2 months ago
The turkeys usually go to live on George Washington's Mt. Vernon estate for the rest of their lives. It is very nice.
Tspier7339 2 months ago
who were the kids?
MelvinWren 3 months ago
I am thankful Bush is not President anymore.
babykevinxoxo 3 months ago in playlist pardon turkey
Thank you for being a True C/O...May God always Bless you Laura and all of Yours...
W103WWRW 3 months ago 3
Later, Bush propped the Turkeys beak open with a vice, and raped it orally for hours, saying "You may have been saved from death, but nothing will save you from the salty tang of my jism". Then his eyes rolled back in his head as his head drifted back in ecstasy as he moaned "Oh birdy, OH BIRDY" and spit his wad on the turkeys floppy head appendage.
Polyfusia 10 months ago
@Polyfusia
That's so sick.
vatosharpei 9 months ago
Fuckin cock sucker, All you did was kill the innocent
BaghdadZeyad 1 year ago
did it have to be a white turkey???? it would be fucking hilarious if it was a black turkey and bush didnt pardoned him...or a brown turkey
sdime59 1 year ago
I just wish ONE Prez would have a heritage turkey at this event. A breed more representative of the American bird and less a commercial "widget". But I guess the National Poultry Assoc would not go for that. At least could they not bring in a bird that has its beak cut???
WindDancerRanch 2 years ago
poor animal needs a pardon to live just because it is, well, a poor animal?
nabecaydim 2 years ago 2
Goddamnnit!!! I wish the turkey would have attacked Bush.
morphix1988 2 years ago
I dont get it waht did he say about Turkey?
ItJustGrowsLikeThat 2 years ago
whether you like him or not, he was president of the united states and i think people should honor that as well as they should honor our current president now.
HistoryBoy23 2 years ago
Politicians should be honored by their actions my fellow friend, not their title. Title is air, actions are history.
astalavisitor 2 years ago
fuck obama and bush we should hang them for crimes agianst the united states and treason.there all puppets of the globol elites and bankers
twistedwest1 1 year ago
WTF!?
heartagramjay 2 years ago
ingilizce bilen şu bush un dediklerini tercüme etsin Türkiye mi Hindi mi konu anlamadım ):
sokkazhao 2 years ago
konu hindi kusura bakma :D
123biggA 2 years ago
speak english donkey
slix1991 2 years ago
Bush is the reason why America was not attacked again after 9/11, sadly I feel that will change in the next four years. As for the turkeys.
People
Eating
Tastey
Animals
draygad 2 years ago
WHAT am I watching!?
g0rilas 2 years ago
mother fucker babyface shit
if he was infront of me i would beat the crap out of him
him and his father are murderers
plxplox94 2 years ago
and his grandpa also :s
astalavisitor 2 years ago
Weird tradition. But I wish Bush was still president.
spamrocks500 2 years ago
@spamrocks500 he is the cause that we are in economy cris
colobiangang 1 month ago
I am thankful your out of office lol
dirtnasty81 2 years ago 4
@dirtnasty81 You're - learn how to spell
bleekblock 1 year ago
@dirtnasty81 So am I and so are our Men and Women in our Armed Forces; obviously not the countless military personnel who lost their lives due to this incompetents disastrous eight years as President. He proves one thing though! As a nation, we can survive even after a Moron like him!
frbjoernLA 7 months ago
yeah you thankful your family is doing well but how about the thosands of family that lost there 18 year old son? karma is a bitch you fucking retard!!!
mxpassion17 2 years ago
Oh dear, turkeys are quite cute when intact. Maybe a vege Xmas is on my menu for next year (we only eat turkey once a year in Aust). What worries me is how much more intelligent Pumpkin looks than Bush & how much more personality he/she has. Maybe the turkey should have been president esp. the 2001 pardon recipient who then attacked Mr. Bush.
BirgitMunro 3 years ago 2
Fuck off bush
thekingofdavos 3 years ago
ha ha they had to tell everyone when to clap
broshco 3 years ago
Kinda ridiculous. How patriotic! Petting a turkey!
dinocroc109 3 years ago
are they gonna eat the turkey reply back :[
miamilover305 3 years ago
No, I think they get to live on an animal sanctuary for the rest of their lives. But sadly this is all a stupid joke because millions of innocent turkeys are going to be killed anyway for everyone's Thanksgiving dinner. I eat delicious Tofurky roasts for my Thanksgivings :)
LindseyAnne 2 years ago
@LindseyAnne you suck. what a loser. tofurky?!
TurkeyNewsNetwork 1 year ago
@TurkeyNewsNetwork A million times better than eating an actual turkey. Never thought turkey meat was good when I used to eat it. That's pretty pathetic that you have to call someone a loser just for expressing what they eat.
LindseyAnne 1 year ago
@TurkeyNewsNetwork heh. did i hurt your feelings? don't get butt hurt hunny buns, i was kidding. its just that people from PETA make me sick. we shouldn't care about animals dying for our tastey burgers, or turkey dinner, when there are millions of PEOPLE dying because of lack of water and food (especially).
TurkeyNewsNetwork 1 year ago
@TurkeyNewsNetwork First, I hate PETA and don't endorse them. They hardly represent every animal rights proponents' views. Second, what are you doing to help all those dying people? Funny thing is I never hear people who actually busy helping humans make that claim to me. Third, caring about animals and avoiding killing them does not hinder one's ability to help HUMANS as well. One can care for humans and other animals simultaneously.
LindseyAnne 3 months ago
@LindseyAnne Sawdust. Yum.
ScottInVa1760 3 months ago
pardon the turkey; kill people instead.
american policies...
lopesq 3 years ago
ya we eat people on Thanksgiving instead
spamrocks500 2 years ago
Won't pardon people on the death penalty or let innocent people out of Guantanamo, but the turkey's ok.. God bless Georgey Porgey..
knapmang 3 years ago
they not all innocent...
onemanarmy34 2 years ago
How'd we get on the topic of bashing other nationalities? dam. But WTF EAT That dam turkey! Pick your teeth with it's claws you dam Texan! No Texan in his right mind would let that yard bird go. He needs a psycochiatrist.
asmoody 3 years ago
Bush you are incredibly wonderful.I like the way YOU DEALT WITH THE TERRORISTS EVERY WHERE.IRAQ
was a good sucess.Those that talk evil of you will latter see that you did well.NEVER SOLD OFF YOUR INTEGRITY AND SOUL FOR POPULARITY.
I like ur idea about Hamas and Israel.U made sure UN includes THAT HAMAS STOP ROCKETTING ISRAEL.GOOOOOOOOD MAN U AR.
thirdexodus2008 3 years ago 3
Hmmm, little bit one sided, but it is nice to know that Bush as good side, even though so many people refuse to acknowledge it. As it is, Bush has not done a good job, but at least hes a man who sticks to what he believes in, its just that Americans change their opinions so readily, and are too stupid snd blame their problems all on bush. I for one, cannot Have a positive opionion of a people who would Listen to "Womanizer".
rjfhn 3 years ago
petting a turkey...only in America. lol
jack7474 3 years ago 3
wanting new friends
wanting new friends A4
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JJavenger1988 3 years ago
Bush: the ghost of Mario and his sex before marriage policies, fuck Nintendo! I get it, Nintendo sucks!
Kinglord400 3 years ago
the usa police, fbi, and cia,must all be out to death,same for the rich of the usa ,the new world order,the boss,!!!
BRUCEALMIGHTYGG77 3 years ago
Difference between bush & a turkey?
A Microphone!
c1magr8 3 years ago
the only reason the pardon these turkeys on thanksgiving is so they can have him for christmas dinner
wizart49 3 years ago 3
bush did a bad job a pres alot of countries hate america
dj300234 3 years ago
Poll shows India would support Bush over Obama 45% to 34% for president. Pundits in India are calling for leaders to attack terror like Bush did in USA. Surprised? India has had over 4,000 deaths due to terrorism in last four years after their govt decided to go soft on terror.........like Barry wants to do.
jmspflw 3 years ago 3
well,
were not in india,
an were not indians, (the sand nagger ones)
plus indians are idiots, they eat drywall, an never wipe their asses.
HeadieNugs420 3 years ago
Bush pardons those 2 turkeys but not the 2 border patrol agents that people have been petitioning him about for Lord knows how long?
What the fuck?
guitaristxcore 3 years ago
You do know it's just a putridity to pardon a turkey on thanksgiving right?
glaked23 3 years ago
Bush did a great job protecting this country after 9/11. Clinton's was too preoccupied chasing skirts. Palin may very well be back in 2012 if Barry cleans out Gitmo and gives a "terrorist bailout"
jmspflw 3 years ago
I pray Palin comes back. She's the worst thing to ever happen to the GOP, and a guaranteed second term for "Barry."
younglobo 3 years ago
I just dont have any faith in allah
jmspflw 3 years ago
I think he is pardoning himself in disguise.
texas224 3 years ago
Bush may have pardoned that turkey, but the REAL turkey is BUSH and we don't pardon BUSH for crimes against humanity. BUSH is the fucking turkey.
mattkingcool 3 years ago
hey bush haters....obama picked his sec of defense to stay on.....u bush haters are looking more and more stupid every day...hahahaha.
elbrookman 3 years ago
not to rain on your parade there but obama said he wanted a bipartisan cabinet. Picking only liberals kinda defeats the purpose.
Alondite360 3 years ago 2
that is one big turkey, geez! probably a 20-pounder!
xoxojonasbrotherfan 3 years ago
Drug dealer/Drug user=Bush Family + JFK killers
conspiracymedia 3 years ago
war crimes ahahaha, you're a tool.
ixxdragonflyxxi 3 years ago
poor Bush..so that's all the cards u got to play with now??give us some more...just to try to end up with some more dignity...(wich is gona b hard cz MObama is already shinning even b4 his mandat started)..ohlala!
angelfiremz 3 years ago
He forgot to add that he's thankful that he hasn't been impeached & he will not be trialed for war crimes.
tecpaocelotl 3 years ago
I don't understand how he can pardon himself
gungagin 3 years ago 2
Good one. How can one turkey pardon another turkey?
mattkingcool 3 years ago
ambulance in BG
unholyiguana 3 years ago
He gonna eat that bird.
floydjackson2 3 years ago
No love for the future son-in-law huh? lolz
biggerflexible 3 years ago
I wonder what would PETA say he he.
abarzilai664 3 years ago
that`s suck...
I can`t udestant humor//////
skaf008 3 years ago
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xoxoorlaxoxo 3 years ago
well...that didnt explode...what's next? hahahahahahahaa - please don put me in jail.
anthonyfoxtrott 3 years ago
Dit slaat als een tang op een varken.
jufconnie 3 years ago