Starcraft 2 Day[9] Daily #268 - Funday Monday: Battle of the Chat Mods!

[555misio]

Such a troll.

[senbonzakura1992]

PENIS

[iliketha]

lmao @ "this is the moon"

[UberCrankyGB]

OMG Day9 you evil commentator! xD

I love your madness

[UberCrankyGB]

Am I the only one who is looking at his poop turning in circles when the toilette is flushed?

And kind of enjoy it?

[RayWJohnsonIsamidget]

"Plott, you should try football, you would be good at it, consider it!"

"ermmm no... i have to get home and play video games."

[AXEFORCE100]

was that husky at 49:55????

[Brunkagemand]

Lol.. i see pedobear on his shelf ! :D

[kikker33]

wut? rotterdam in germany? holland has been invaded again when i wasnt looking? :O better start speaking more german now :(

[TheHiddenmotive]

oh day9 we love your brutality ahh ... YEAH!

[Eckendenker]

Aw, Marky is so cute. Shy guy^^

[TheOnlyRawQuality]

Sentry I CHOOSE YOU!

[Maratho007]

Hey I'm and athletic gamer :) I'm also 14 so I beat Marth by 2 years. I wonder if I could beat her? I sure I hope so >:)

[Glasid4131]

this comment has a fancy shmansy playlist tag to it.

[WakeSideLife]

@Glasid4131 super neat

[Glasid4131]

@WakeSideLife ^^

[MrMusicman143]

Frisbee is the coolest sport EVR

[Kvothe98]

Video-Looks like incognitus!..."Help keep our rivers and lakes clean XD"

Me- FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !

[ZemHem1337]

what a luck. I am also platinum :) and a protoss :D But I think it's good that girls play this game too :) Or else it will be a wiener-game! How cool is that? :S no thanks :)

[WeatheRay]

I'm srsly a frisbee'r. Ultimate. <3

[336forlife]

Dresden files is beast :D

[Oathblivion]

Hey, since you're such a malevolent dictator, would you consider running for President/Overlord? You'd make a better option than most of the candidates in the past 8 years. =D

[jorgam1]

Where can I find the Day[9] Daily #65?

[Youngredfield]

@jorgam1 day9tv.blip.tv

[ALLenROOK]

'look like a bunch of question marks on the field'

fuckin lol.

also why do your vids have so few views, you are EASILY the best starcraft2 commentator; and everyone knows it too.

[Jellybottlebabies]

i love markyo

[Jellybottlebabies]

how do you get on his chat?

[TheTwB2Frager]

The girl is a mod? Never going to chat there then. Not risking being pwned by a girl two years younger than me XD

[saffronsnake]

i love you dayj <3

[MrSneakzor]

Seeing how 'bad' (ofc i dont mean that bad but erm ermrm) a plat player can be, I see potential of myself being in diamond/masters, altho im only in silver, becouse of lack of playing that much, im playing game or two per day. \o/

[applepie231]

Holy. Balls. I have never met another person who reads Dresden Files. Summer Knight was an AMAZING book.

[NeverStopFilming]

Youtube should reconsider the demograhpic of the advertisements. No one would stop playing Starcraft 2 to play this jumpstart kids game, its just unneccessary annoyment lol.

[UNITA4]

@NeverStopFilming same for "almay wake-up makeup" there's this thing called coffee which is preferred by gamers worldwide know your demographic lol

[Quickesttime]

"MarkyO trying to make as many marines as possible, he knows what units are imbalanced. Hes going to make the marines, if you just hit the A button as terran you actually dont ever lose ever no matter what, as any other terran player whos ever played terran" AHAHAHAHAHAH

[KTFlaSh96]

=>

[gillettecrackers]

How can you still be bronze after watching so many Day9 videos?

[med2904]

Ah, you americans and your stupid celibate law ;] Bang 15yo girls in Poland yo!

[Petersaberros]

@med2904 <18 is illegal in Poland... you mean Germany or Sweden :P

[med2904]

@Petersaberros yes, it is legal in Poland if a girl and boy are above 15. Dunno about porn movies, but doing it surely is legal. Hell, I don't even know how it's possible to execute that kind of law! We would need to arrest about 75% of teenagers and they're parents for letting them do that...

[Petersaberros]

@med2904 it's legal only if you both are between 15 and 18. If you're over 18, you can't do someone under 18. Porn - always above 18. I live in this country x_X

[med2904]

@med2904 me too, so why we talking english? ^^ Cóż nie jestem ekspertem od prawa, ale muszę przyznać, że amerykanie to mają nieźle prze*ebane. Piwko od 21 lat, seks od 18... I jeszcze twierdzą, że są wolnym krajem, ha! Teraz to mają tam już więcej komuny niż my w Polsce i jeszcze Obama cały czas wszystko pogarsza. Niedługo ludzie będą uciekali z USA do Europy i Azji.

[Alan27Jorn]

Dresden Files is an awesome series. Check out Sandman Slim as well.

[MajorLeeScrewed]

Wow, some of your mods suck ass.

[bocobola]

day 9... can you show a game that YOU play in? not a replay one, a live one like this was? :)

[jawa586]

Hello moon! :)

[trypsinized]

@ letmein123abc atleast you are not getting bashed by 16 year old lol lol

[Romeo099]

ROTTERDAM IS IN HOLLAND ASSWIPE!

[VindictiveBeats]

DDOS build is DDOS build.

Damn straight XD

[WenuxWindia]

i dont care if you are medusa or something like that. if youre a girl, and play starcraft, you're hot!

[Shadowinfinite]

OHH and Gamer is moving out with all his workers and again the infamous probe zergling surround, and effective technique when your dead as shit. lol

[Galava01]

I loves the dresden files!

[thecriminalfish]

yay i have mah own account :D :D :D



[rjjackson456]

i played football till i got cancer :(

[jakethesnakebakecake]

"Ah... this is the moon."

[chainedsage2]

I would suck day9's dick (no homo)

[mastikulangan]

@chainedsage2 I'm not sure how a male performing fellatio can be "no homo". But props to the TFS reference.

[starfire714]

They should do a Funday Monday where Day9 has to go 1v1 against other commentators (e.g. Husky, Moletrap, HD, and such). Thumbs up so Day9 can see :)

[laumaelinful]

@starfire714 day9 would demolish them!!

[MaZe741]

wtf which one is the girl? the GUY on the phone maybe?

[Mamonuth]

@MaZe741 Marthvader

[recryl]

35:28: "That is UNFORATUNTE!" :D

[miner249]

at 42:46 theres a pedo bear!!!

[CanderouOdar]

Commercials in the middle of my funday monday is total bullshit

[veryverybigpotato]

omg i played anonymous before

[Latowl]

HAHAHAHA 06:55... "eum... this is the moon..."

[Dsan805]

For funday Monday can I make mass scv??!?!?!?

[517darkangel]

Lol, Day9 is BM :PPP

[517darkangel]

Lol, BM, Day9, BM!

[killakingcobra1997]

WTF IS THIS RANDOM ADD IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME FU UTUBE FU

[recryl]

12:20: "Now keep in mind, a hard counter to zerglings is having more units than they have zerglings" :D

[tekktunes]

loool @ 40:40 ^^

Day 9´s WTF-Face is priceless

[tehnoobown]

50:33 I got put into fullscreen and massed pause/unpause.

[adicacid]

@2Bullets2Kill i think, I THINK that its in South Korea's curriculum of studying and playing SCII

[971759]

@ZergSc2 @Zergsc2 your a bitch i can guarantee any wrestler could beat the shit out of that scrawny nerdy ass excuse you have for a body. just because people play sc2 doesnt mean they dont play real sports. sorry guys but its an e-sport its not the same i still love it though. please dont hate unless you can come up with some reason to show how you can get a serious injury like breaking someones arm (which i actually did in a match) during a starcraft game (sorry for double post)

[971759]

@Zergsc2 your a bitch i can guarantee any wrestler could beat the shit out of that scrawny nerdy ass excuse you have for a body. just because people play sc2 doesnt mean they dont play real sports. sorry guys but its an e-sport its not the same i still love it though. please dont hate unless you can come up with some reason to show how you can get a serious injury like breaking someones arm (which i actually did in a match) during a starcraft game

[TheBalefire]

@971759 so which is it? breaking someone's arm, or being able to beat up a nerd, that makes a game into a sport? I thought a sport was a "competitive game between two highly skilled and trained individuals (or teams)." The manual dexterity and hand accuracy of a professional SC2 player isn't something you get overnight, and being really strong doesn't necessarily make you a good wrestler. It's a matter of skill and training, not just brute strength.

[personhater253]

idk bout u guys but i was voting for marthvader the entire time :)

[danjaman5]

Team monobattle:

MISSLE TURRETS.

[starcraft2playr]

"unforatunte" made my day haha! :D

[IVFailx]

"uhhh, this is the moon...."

hahahahaha



[IVFailx]

"uhhh, this is the moon...."

hahahahaha

[2Bullets2Kill]

ive never played starcraft but cuz this guy is funny i will get starcraft

ohh and is it true that in japan starcraft is national sport

[Jibbsish]

@2Bullets2Kill no its the national sport in south Korea i think

[PressXtonotdie]

hahahaa. Double re-expand into the opponents main. Brilliant.

[pretemetalguitarist]

LOL this is such a great daily.. "this is such a boner kill" and "im just gonna go mow my lawn" just killed me >.<

[TheFunkSyndicate]

''uh... this is the moon...''

I lol'd xD

[madmx007]

@TheFunkSyndicate That's no moon. That's a space station!

[tryosaur]

which day 9 daily did day9 change from starcraft to brood war to sc2

[K4NKL3BREAK3R]

cna someone provide the link for daily 65?

can't seem to find it...

[TerraceArchimedes]

@K4NKL3BREAK3R Go on Day9's actual stream and find the archives.

I watched it earlier today.

[TerraceArchimedes]

Sentry I choose you!

[saggoh]

@TerraceArchimedes :))))))))))))))

[RiceIsBliss]

That first game....... what slaughter.

[Traceur112358]

This totally gives admin abuse a whole new meaning

[Codemanster0]

"uh, this is the moon" lol :D

[DeSTRoYeR992]

reminds me of trashy tl.net mods that are pieces of shits that ban for fun... almost all tl.net mods are so pathetic and suck at broodwar.

[xlumpy4ever]

anybody know the email to send in funday monday replays?

[ShadowTigris]

@xlumpy4ever monday@day9.tv ? im just guessing haha

[sauciss0ns]

I love ultimate frisbee and starcraft! xD

[TheNeCafe]

DRESDEN FILES!!!!

[Soneoak]

Zomgz, markyo needs to practice against some vhard comps without cheese

[Soneoak]

16 yo girl wins! nanana!

Oh the irony, i'm bronze 1v1, plat 2v2

[steampak2]

the fuuu at 19:46 cracks me up

[MrDietsalt]

Holy shit pedobear is behind Day9

[letmein123abc]

geez there's a 16yo girl whose in a higher league then me in sc2 *uninstall*

[PrivateJoker17]

@letmein123abc 'who's' and 'than' work on your spelling.

[punkwasher]

@letmein123abc Yeah, sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Always loosing is no fun either...

[MajorLeeScrewed]

@letmein123abc haaaaave you met letmein123abc?

[brion4444]

We need a "Vote For MarkyO" T-shirt.

[ronis2cool]

23 people do not play ultimate frisbee

[ruddyadam]

1911 for the first 30 seconds is just... epic.

[StfuSiriusly]

YESS



[CorvetteKillingDSM]

Aww I play basketball

[levocmk1]

Ultimate frisbee is awesome! We've been playing it a work for a couple years now with about 14 of us every week. We actually emailed out a playlist of ultimate frisbee thows to help all the newbs that have recently decided to show up from other shops. =)

[serveris100]

what about wrestling is that in the sports sc2 players do

[ZergSc2]

@serveris100 Wrestling Is Not A Sport >.< Its An Excuse To Grope Other Men In Tights

[Roner101]

dude i play frisbee!

and the best players at my school r international math competitors...hm, i guess we are nerds ;P

[jeffsquires17]

sorcery didnt get banned he was online today

[PreludeARequiem]

@jeffsquires17 That's because he was banned for 2 days, but 2 days from when this vid was taken, ie, March 14th

[heymikedude1]

the probe/zergling surround: a effective technique if you're dead as shit. lololololol

[b1rdn05]

basketball field... lol 

[Gyozomroka]

Markyo totally made a 9 at 35:50

[jrmendoza7]

MarkyO! MarkyO! MarkyOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MUHLOSS]

Haha they must be so annoyed with all the constant pausing

[Frisbefan]

Ultimate Frisbee best sport ever.

[lanteanboy]

THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC FFA I WATCHED OF ALL TIME lool

[MrEpic100]

I cant find number 65. =(

[taw12]

@MrEpic100 its on bliptv, i believe theres a link on his channel

[Chahlz]

Baneling bust the air conditioning unit!

[T0X1C1NH4L3]

Call him on skype alot will make him tab out... should have done that.

[THEORIGINALFrostByte]

@AsianSensationz

What's a lab top?

[MrEpic100]

@THEORIGINALFrostByte It's a laptop but spelt wrong because he has asian in his name.

[snowblind1985]

@THEORIGINALFrostByte @nathan8BIT , he is obviously talking about the "labia top". it comes with a clock generator that syncs the clock signal with their "cycles" and comes in white to match with the kitchen appliances. (some guy is going to reply to this and say "a.k.a macbook" :P )

[teachj1]

I love and play both SC2 and football. But ultimate is freakin ballin. As is swing dancing.

[cowsarecarnivores]

How do we find #65??? oh nvm

[cowsarecarnivores]

How do we find #65???

[Tzeapaedi]

Hi Marky's mother!

[mcfuckerr]

ohhhhhhhhhh marky :D :D

[angryfoetusfunt]

does playstation move frisbee count?? ;)

[AsianSensationz]

nothing wrong with girls playing SC. I'm sure lab top does fit in the kitchen

[GraniteAge]

@AsianSensationz hahahahaha thats my fav kinda humour, i hope no one gets that wrong xD

[nathan8BIT]

@AsianSensationz What is a labtop?

[mattycakes13]

@AsianSensationz I see what you did there

[Marksquatch]

@AsianSensationz *laptop



[JessicaAngel22]

@Marksquatch I'm sure a laptop could fit in the kitchen*

[McGangBang99]

@JessicaAngel22 Grammar Nazis. cA'n;t l1ve with 3m, C4n't 1ive w1th0ut em

[3wrath3child3]

@AsianSensationz I'm not entirely sure what a lab top is, maybe you should spend more time in the kitchen to figure out if it fits or not. Nothing wrong with boys in the kitchen.

[TheTruDestroyer]

@AsianSensationz

Laptop...idiot.

[tehnoobown]

@AsianSensationz Laptop* And i'm pretty sure Laptop is one word, but since you're asian, i understand.

[TerraceArchimedes]

@tehnoobown Guys, it's a joke, come on....

[MackDaddyOnTheTrack]

@AsianSensationz

ITT: People raging over your comment.

[517darkangel]

@AsianSensationz Yup, I play SC while cooking all the time. True story. I can also probably do both better than you. At the same time.

[xdiexmanx]

@AsianSensationz lolzz to the max bro

[DrReDDevi]

LOL



[Sheeeeepies1]

Wish that I knew 16 year old girls that played sc2..........

[ExonicPlain]

Damn, that guy got the untainted Anonymous name. Respect +

[XtraXtable]

sh** Day9 types fast = / 

[Cluffinator]

Hey, I'm 16 ;D

[apu1homer]

I wish day9 would come to canada. We need more events here!

[holajose2]

lmao that first game was halarious

[ErwinRommelsBattles]

I remember marine rushing a team with my buddies that were doing the next funday monday theme

[BboyEricLiu]

My friends and I are gamer/cheerleaders.

[GorillaSnackz]

My high school is # 1 in the usa in frisbee. Its not for nerds here....

[JoAQM]

Holy shit, LOL. This is too funny.

[georgek7]

that is un for a toon tay

LMAO!

35:29

[esquire6667]

Woot, more team monobattles. Man, I really gotta get SC2 :P

[MalexThirteen]

really =/= re-ally :P

[TheGUYheY]

Where and when can I assist to the streaming???

[chuckycheezy1]

wait why can't marth listen to the stream?

[frasermcdermott]

i play frisbee day 9



[TheGUYheY]

hey im 16 too! :D and im platinum :o