Ah Poontus Drunk Jackie Chan

[FinalFailure]

1:12 - 1:16 best for seconds of this video... no, of this movie... no, of ANY movie

[mmmcfly100]

I don't care what you tree hugers say... This is the funniest shit ever!

[robotpanda77]

Snakes don't have fists dumbass. Maybe you could use a rhino hand.

[fatninja212]

@robotpanda77

I like how you took the time to prove your the real dumbass.

I could explain, however I somehow think you wouldnt get it.

And rhino hand should be used for you to shove up your a**, and

tighten your brain.

[robotpanda77]

@fatninja212 So do snakes have hands on planet faggot where you live?

[fatninja212]

@robotpanda77 anyway have a nice day!

[usmcpvtswat]

"Viewers sensitive to animal cruelty are warned that the aforementioned battle between feline and reptile is not simulated and has been cut from every version of the film released in Great Britain." - dighkmovies

[bestofcu]

wow..ha ha ha..Suuuuppperrr..

[exproprince]

Not dye FTW

[exproprince]

Johangomez9993

and seanfleming1 DYE dogs small kid want act as gangster this is internet can't take it don't even use it son of a female dog ure mum is a stupid sıut

[777ancon]

One moment; We should consider whether there is a possibility that the cat is not dead.

[laverkfc4stitching]

ha ha cat should be dead long time ago lool

[Framingit]

I bet they ate the cats after the movie was over xD

[maverick786us]

Fuck chinese or anyone who feed on such a cute creature like cats. We should better feed on these people

[ERICCA1991]

yea

[laverkfc4stitching]

Breasfeed HaHa Nice 1 Dude Liked it Lol

[troyez]

LMAO!!!

[johangomez9993]

nice, scene, lolz at the dumb animal activist that belives this is real, it is obvious they uses a especial glass between the real cobra and the cat, and in the scene when the cat punches the snake it is obviously to be a toy.

[map203]

@johangomez9993 u 2 u fuck boy go eat raw dick like your mom tought you

[johangomez9993]

@map203 get a life!, and learn to write, before make a comment, retard fagget.

[map203]

@johangomez9993 ayo i cant hear u with my cock in your mouth... and i dont speak deep throat all i hear is spit garggle swallow in that order u fuckin prick

[johangomez9993]

@map203 hey grow up!, brainless antisocial scumbag.

[map203]

@johangomez9993 really cuz you mom and sister thinks im pretty mature 4 my age i guess thats why im fucking them both up there asses

[johangomez9993]

@map203 hey useless piece of shit, you really need help, you get stuck in your goddamn childhood, didn't your mother hug you enough?, you believe your badass? bullshit!, you aren't anything more than a stupid peter puffer brat.

[map203]

@johangomez9993 hey guy thats why i have ur mom and sister for so they can breast feed me and give me hugs im not gunna lie ur moms milks getting a little sour so i get it from your sister she has those nice light brown nipples i like the milk is so sweet

[dubbsakamelodee]

really? was this recently because i remember watching this movie with my cousin, and this scene stuck out.

[321nab]

Epic Cat ^^

[immortal4hm]

^^ CUTE! n.n

[SmokeyMcPot420yee]

HAHhahaHA YEEAH!

[map203]

animal crualty

[seanfleming1]

@map203 first off its cruelty, second, they change the cat into a puppet dumbass.

[map203]

@seanfleming1 stfu u pussy go sum where i honestly dont give a fuck about you or a fuccin cat i hate fags that act hard on youtube dont do it 2 yourself b4 i embarres ur dumb ass its fuccin internet who gives a flying fucc about spelling

[seanfleming1]

@map203 ok, spelling doesn't matter, no go back to your farm

[astrocreaper]

"were Peta and RSPCA even around then? in china? where humans eat BOTH?"

wait, we're allowed to eat animal activists now! sweet! no more grocery store for me!

[LishDFish]

Oh goodness you made my day better!

We wouldn't have a food crisis if we could eat them! The economy would be fixed of we eat animal rights activists! :D

[Pikapoo1]

Dude that cat's having a seizure XD

[TribalStudios18]

I DONT GET THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION

[ozeanluft]

chinese are damn smart asses!!

always watch and learn

[sw0rd0fadvers1ty]

You know that cat died after that scene was shot. You can see the little fucker slipping into venom induced unconsciousness at the end when Jackie is making him wave at the camera. "Say goodbye, kitty."

[mafrank1natural]

Not always true, Cats have a relatively high resistance to cobra venom, even though you're right the Cat did look like he was envemomated, most of the time they will survive through it, dogs are not as resistant.

[galahad87]

I LOVED IT!

[hex0bite]

looks like animal abuse to me

[angryvegetarian]

It's Asians, what else do you expect?

[koreanphillipino]

CMON GET HIM

[platinumbong]

the scenes with the cat and the snake on screen fighting together i imagine they used a fake snake with a fishing wire attached or something and i imagine they put a clear glass panel between the cat and the snake on the shots of the two facing each other off i could be wrong thats just my guess after watching it once. i cant imagine they just let a cat and snake fight for real.

[jamesdabane1]

Isnt that animal abuse

[Chanfan2]

He looks so FINE in this one....

[egdqv13234]

wow he controld a cat :P

[Starcutter20]

cat + snake = ultimate killing machine.

[venomchris]

Wow animal cruelty?

[yurplechicken]

PLZ explain

[Facethunder]

Wasn't talking about cats was I? Come down from your freakin humane-high-horse, jeez.

[Moogs820]

Snake in the Eagle's Shadow if anyone's wondering. It's a good movie for any martial arts fan

[platyplaya]

cats claw + snakes fist = cat fisting

[VESSHELPINGCATS]

You Sick ediot!!

[FootOfFury]

Who cares about cat and snake. They seemed quite well so they are probably kept secure for any filming purposes. Noone's too stupid to throw randome animals in fight and hope it'll make good movie.

Yet it was hilarious he trained cat-kung-fu :D omg one of the funniest scenes

[VESSHELPINGCATS]

Not FUNNY!!!This videos should never be allowed on the net!Is a desgrace!!Encoranging people to do bad thing with this poor Animals!They don't know any better..Why can't people find something better to do?Like charity or wash your bloody car..or help your friend's decorating or whatever..This kidda the video promote only violence..Is got stop!!

[FootOfFury]

You encourage me to eat some beef jerky right now.

[0n3m1s1s0]

winge winge winge bout the cat but unless my eyes decieve me that cold hearted mother f*cker just ambushed and totally creamed/owned that poor little snake lol poor thing was just going about his business and that cat whacked him! repeatedly :D so how can you care so much about one animal and not give a sh*t about the other?? and the video was made in the 70's?? not the other day!! were Peta and RSPCA even around then? in china? where humans eat BOTH?

[shekkinbr]

stupid

[bayernwake]

I'm sure the PETA police are all over this video because of potential cat injuries. No one's complaining about the dead snake though. I guess only cute animals deserve to live...you hypocrites.

[VESSHELPINGCATS]

I'm sure that the cat is the one that maybe dead..I agree with you,this video only promote abuse and more crazy people doing more crazy thing's..Specially here in england that the law doesn't really punish people like in the US..I just hope that Peta and RSPCA keep an eye on this thing's..For the poor Animal's sake..

[punkrotten]

Good paw shots!

[Jamizzy99]

that is satan's cat

[curlyboyx]

hahahaahaha that cat sounded like a sum kind of fuckin demon lol

[chimpiphant]

do you know how many millions of other commenters online sound exactly like you? on a never-ending quest for someone or something to laugh at. do you realize how played out the stereotype of the crude, callous american (or westerner) is?

[buellrob59]

chimpiphant is a pussy bitch...it was completely worth it, do you know how many cats are in china???

[chimpiphant]

I seriously hope that cat wasn't hurt making this. The whole thing was probably edited out of sequence. Who knows what happened to that cat. It makes me so sad to see this. All for some cheapass thrills.

[lxvxjxnkie]

Yep I agree. The cat looked pretty sick at the end.

[PoppinDingy]

dude if anything the snake was the only thing that was hurt it was bleeding from the beggining then died

[ruggbutt]

Chimp, that cat wasn't hurt until it was turned into dinner.

[nursethalia]

WTF?

[cutmetillibleedblack]

ahahahaha I love it made me laugh

[boccie]

Dang, Jackie Chan sure is young in this video!

[solidkingcobra]

Now, I know the reason why Eli Porters said running from the cat!

[Mortis]

Haha.. that looks like my cat.

[abmackay]

Cobras aren't constrictors. They don't wrap around their prey to kill it.

[SkandiaAUS]

I'm pretty sure the cat got owned half way through with the snake totally wrapped around it.

[jewellui]

Not only was Jackie Chan better looking back then but his english was better too!!

[iamcrazi]

Damn that's messed up

[breakingglass27]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Self-promotion much? LOLOLOLOLOL

[cullenfanpire]

I totally self promote because its awesome like cullenfanpire videos which you should subscribe to! yes i self promote a lot and so should you!! it really brought my views up!!!

[iamcrazi]

LMAO.....the above comment is so much funnier if you consider the lewd meaning for the term "self promote". (I know I have a dirty mind, but life is so much more fun that way).

[simmsinns]

this explains ALOT!

[KevinDC5]

Unless a dead snake is just tied in a knot around the cat,at 1:12 that cat is totally owned.

[lethaldeathgo]

this is cool

[norrismd]

this is cruel

[Super987987]

Fuck reptiles!

[Pul5eh]

Lmao, nice description and the dubbing got me giggling too XD *favourited*

[ItsMeBenn]

LOL @ best description I've ever read from a youtube vid.

[linkin54321]

guys please stop feeding your cats cocaine..

[AcceptMe]

lmfao omg lmfao

[shetlandpony]

it only took 8 cats to film that scene

[Braszeczka2000]

@shetlandpony hahaha

[MRCAB]

Awesome.

[linadw]

The dubbing made me laugh more than anything.

"Go on!" "That's great. You really fixed that snake!"

[jhunterus]

It's actually quite common for cats to kill poisonous snakes. I grew up in diamondback country. I can remember three occasions where my sister's cat killed a rattlesnake. And rattlesnakes are MUCH quicker than cobras (Not as venomous though). Cats own snakes.

[heymikedude1]

most awesome description ever!!!!

[crazyjake05]

damn, even cats and snakes get dubbed over!!

[solidkingcobra]

ahahahaha!

[platyplaya]

That cat was definitely losing at one point.

[VESSHELPINGCATS]

Is that you can say?How about saying something nice like:Let's stop this sickness and find something better to with your life...

[platyplaya]

... ummm the cat won?

YAY KITTY!

[alfredo4334]

umm they dont really have a cat fighting it, and for real proof look at 30 seconds, u clearly see a string drag the cat haha

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

I think that's a string dragging a real cat lol.

[MeebleMeeble]

I'm almost positive we're watching the cat being killed by the cobra starting at 1m12s :(

[DM78]

I wouldn't be so certain. When I lived in Arizona, I watched a domestic cat kill a rattlesnake. It was kind of a one-sided fight, too, because the cat didn't give the snake a moment's chance.

[manwhich23]

they actually dubbed the cat too lmao

[nard3456]

so we can understand him

[axiomflash]

pitting animals against each other to the death for entertainment? this isn't hilarious, it's disgusting

[FeeNominal]

its a movie. fail.

[Facethunder]

Aw hell no. Who are you to say that? You ain't no cat. Animals struggle to survive through that similar shit each day. Face it, it was him/her or the cobra.

[VESSHELPINGCATS]

NO!They Don't go through that shit!Because in nature they have the choice, to have seperate live's.. and they don't need to fight in their normal habitat..You don't know much aboiut cat's do you??Please Can you help? Insted of making it worse...Cat's are the most inteligent animal's an earth..And they feel pain more than any other animals,because they know..they panic so easily..That's why it is so cruel to do and watch this kind of videos...Please help and don't watch it anymore??Thank you.

[hanwenzero]

...........

dood.. u know how many cats like to play with their prey before killing it? like a mouse..

so um yea the movie is showing a point. in acient china ppl got these kongfu styles from waching animals fight. and they didnt force random animals fight btw =.=...

and cats being the smartist animal on earth?!

i mean i can think of so many animals smarter than cats.. elephents, monkeys, ape, dolphin.. and lets see.. humans? xD!

o and many action movies today shows killing of other ppls...

[rrg019000]

Grow up hippy.

[omitsura]

What about humans?

[VESSHELPINGCATS]

I agree with you 100%!!Does this sick people get a hard on by watching this shit!?

[TribalStudios18]

u probably get hard ons with ur cat fetishes "VESSHELPINGCATS"

[VESSHELPINGCATS]

I agree with you totally!!Can't PETA OR THE RSPCA,DO something about this??Stop it for good!!

[idiiidit]

lmao

[genericvideo1]

suck me beautiful!

[matthew1976]

A short time later, the cat died a horrible death.

[THEMACGOD]

My cat makes the same noises.

[Iamray]

this is horrible the way they do this kind of thing is by defanging the cobra thus condeming it to death.

[fiftycaliberfistfuck]

this needs to be remixed with Toonces

[13375767]

wtf?

[smileyabel]

I love digg

[DaddyTaz08]

My Cock Technique will beat your Pussy

[edwardnigma7]

Suddenly, everything makes SENSE!

[MustLovePoop]

It all makes perfect sense now, snake's claw with cobra fist, the ultimate combo. Here I come.

[dhughes1969]

Would you like to supersize that combo for 49 cents?

[citrizz]

WHOA

[The10TrickPony]

This is why I love Digg.

[quicksilver4648]

Diggers unite.

[flavioramos]

this sucks real bad..

[clipper197]

this is why i hate digg

[MustLovePoop]

This is why you're an EPIC FAILURE.

[SnarkFish]

Snake in Eagle's Shadow

chan classic

[oldmanhaircut]

this is pinky, he is up for adoption and is pet of the week...

[quoc100]

anyone else laugh hysterically at 1:12?

[toobbee]

no but i was like "ooh damn"

[goosegoose]

hahaahahahahaahahah...

[Phatfiend]

such an awsome vid.

[thisbarb]

Pic or it didn't happen.

[xsecretfiles]

OH MY! Jackie was hot when he was young

[ninomojo]

Do you really have to upload your fucking english dubbed version ?

[8bitwiz]

Yeah, I want to hear the undubbed cat in the original Chinese!

[BichImPaid]

seeing as english is the best language by far, yes.

[Kekeya58]

i can haz snaikburguer

[dleeoriginals]

ahahahah

[esoares]

Im pleased to report that for animal abuse, just because your fuck tags, to make the vid atract more pp.

With enough lucky, your account will be banned! Yay! ^_^

[MendedSlinky]

fag....

[BichImPaid]

I'm sure this guy cares a lot you idiotic nerd.

[esoares]

mimimimimimi

[jaychins]

haha sweet old memory! Cat owns!

[amarnamriju]

1:12 - 1:15...ROFLMAO that was one tripped out cat...they tied a snake around the cat's belly and let it trip out lmao

[fr3d420]

This was sweet. we need more animal abuse in jackie chan movies.

[nayab9]

rofl

[MugFugInc]

i should tie a snake to my cat so i can me some kung fu enlightenment too

[clipper197]

dugg!!! for animal cruelty?

[Rianousuke]

Wow, that's pretty fucked up. You can tell from the cobra's bloody mouth that they de-fanged it (likely with pliers) and in that middle part you can see they tied the snake to the cat with string.

Seriously... not cool.

[biosfear01]

bwahahahahhaha description makes me lol, that video was hilarious hahahahhaha!!!!

[HiAdrian]

classic.

[darkreign16]

I like how the dubbed voice for Jackie Chan is british.

[Chmura08]

ford corvette? obviously trying to use keywords for more views people..

[SheVibe]

Dad.. i don't think i'm going to do hamster style anymore.