Half Beard: Extra banter

[bublacok]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011 :p

MAKE MOAR MOVIES DAMNIIT

[dysfunctionalangel1]

Bow chicka wow wow!

Sexy half beard lol... Or is it 3/5s beard or 6/10s? Wait a minute! I just realized 6/10 is 3/5 XD Ahaha

[TornadoOfStorms007]

Two people don't have half beards

[gytukas100]

You bastard. I know!

[GypsyAbyss]

I know two dudes named John and Rob. This is them, precisely. Freggin' hilarious! xDDD

[strawberryicemint]

Dude, i so wish i was your sister. We would get arested nightly :D

[xxxteddybearchopxxx]

When ever I need a laugh i know i can turn to you :D

[PennySilverMoon]

this is hilarious, so weird though, i love it. WHAT?

[MRcraveblood]

what the fuck did i just watch

[salutations2mk]

Half-Beard. First animation I ever watched by you, and I gotta say, there's been some improvement. :D

[MZMELON]

"You bastard"

"I know"

haha love it :D

[legitknighthawk]

haha funniest stuff

[2RandomGirls]

I love these things! 5/5 stars! xD

[PieMuncherify]

that sounds like what me and my friend do :S XD

[brom229]

i wish my brother and i were like this...

[KakashixNinja]

You bastard.

I know >:-} lol

[zzzzzounds]

6/10 IS THE SAME AS 3/5!!!!

but either way. still pretty funny.

[MacroFuzzXD]

That was the point.

[mnm2ishere]

haha

[thecoolestluzer123]

"zip it." xD

[madmistriss]

LMAO

[GiverofCookies]

lol that sounds like me and my friend.

[meatwad260]

You bastard....

[Shadowrose54321]

I want to be related to you guys!! That would be so fun!

[SakuraChan1195]

lol that made no sense

[Dafroft]

lol

[l0n3lystatz]

im gonna waive your fee, lmao

:P

[artsygirl4123]

lol I LOVE THIS >:D

[SlinkROPG]

dude i would love to be brothers with these guys

[XpressCookie]

@SlinkROPG Try playing runescape when they're around.

"RUNESKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE??????"

[Unlovedhero5]

your fucking stupid

[sheenababe202]

XDDDD

[hackingstyle101]

lol keep making this shit rofl

[MaxFlame898]

lol nice I love ur animations

[inuyashapuppy3]

you bastard ...... i know.......

[garnetxrose]

hahaha

just a question: do you two actually have conversations like that, or is it just for the animation?

[JohnRBuck]

Ya guys, I wanna know too!

[MetalKnight86]

Johnny was pwned.

[MoonlitFox]

wow...I love banter ^-^

[Wilytank]

Ummm... 3/5 and 6/10 are the same thing.

[Argorok2346]

That's the point...

[HappyEmber]

rotfl xD

[17589]

Why is it when I attempt/accidentally a half beard or anything else interesting, it always backfires on me. >_>

I'm still trying to 'equalize' my own half beard now that it keeps coming back AS a half beard. Bobort, did you have a similar problem? Or did it just come off and stay off? >_> My half-beard keeps coming back...

[xXSteelers76Xx]

Its a cartoon jackass.

[17589]

Wow, who's the real jackass here? Me, the person just trying to give a good laugh, or you who's bound to start a flame war here now? You seriously think I'd do a half-beard on purpose? Have you not seen his other videos where his real life self had a half-beard?

Seriously. Fuck off. Get a life. Laugh a bit or something at the least.

[cooliodmg]

It certainly gave me a little laugh... <_<

[Yaname7]

i still like the other half beard video though...

[wtf58]

you bastard.... i know....

[spleeeeeen2]

3/5 beard, or a 6/10 beard. Lol they're almost the same thing!

[psychobunny1995]

they are exactly the same

[spleeeeeen2]

no, really? wow |:

[psychobunny1995]

*total sarcasm*

[Fishy2shoe]

Bob, what's Johnny's runescape name :D?

[noobssaywhat]

dangit in my previous comment i said what! that makes me a noob!

[Bobort041]

OH NOES

[deathofnone]

you just said it again!

[noobssaywhat]

what the heck (10k viewers :O)

[Bobort041]

(yeah i know, mind boggling, right?)

what (I said it so I must be a noob, yes? so says your name)

[masterland52]

@Bobort041 hey sup man? I love your video's hey can you tell Johny my runescape name? I'll e-mail it to you and do you play runescape to?

[tomyo669]

im gonna waive your fee

[sexygirlz123]

wow lol i love this effin' hilarious! xD

[cnj1charter]

If he doesn't like sideburns, perhaps mutton chops? He likee the mutton chops...i can tell...

[Bobort041]

I wish I could grow mutton chops... damn mustache not connecting to the rest of the beard. Ruining a grand possibility!

[chicopapass]

@Bobort041 where are you! we miss you

[OhTheNorwegian]

dude, you are almost too witty

[Bobort041]

Yeah, almost. My in-person humor usually revolves around dissecting words and phrases and using them in humorous ways (which is what most of the humor in this short is). All in good fun.

[cooldude1886]

omg 3/5ths beard ftw!

[phatzown00]

john! zippit lol

[danny702x]

just look it up on you tube search michael musso and is that kid that is part of the cast of hanna montana show in disney channel

[Bobort041]

...ew, Hanna montana. Thanks for warning me of what it's from, heh. I'll just take your word for it.

[danny702x]

haha i know right xD

and ight no problem

[danny702x]

jhon looks like michael musso lol!! xD

[Bobort041]

I keep hearing this, but I still have no idea who it is. That or I keep forgetting when people tell me. *shrug*

[PANDAWILLPWN]

do you wear glasses or were you just being random because your just holding them. and in half beard you got the glasses randomly when john wanted a ride

[Bobort041]

Rob only wears glasses when he has to drive or watch TV or something. Otherwise, he doesn't.

[Iamyou64]

you were just talking as if you were johnny. doesnt rob own this acc?

[Bobort041]

I speak in the third person a lot. Also, I don't consider Rob in this series to be exactly me, he's a character in an internet series. While Rob in the series is heavily based on me, that doesn't make us the same being.

[Iamyou64]

What? so your not crazy in real life?? that doesn't make any physical sense lol

[Bobort041]

Well I'm not literally insane, but I have my crazy moments. I have had a half beard before... twice in fact. I'm not crazy as much as I am... one who thinks against the norm. I like the "WTF" reaction I get from people, it's fun.

[17589]

Ok, ya lost me... @_@ You remind me of my RL friend Jasmin. XD Him, and my friend Shawna aka "Maple Syrup Buddy" Don't ask why I call him that. My girlfriend called him that and the name just stuck.

[TanMan8151]

lol it stuck like maple syrup

[superfliguy]

ur voice it hurts IT HURTS

[tay9788]

you bastard..i know

[ArtificialSmile]

Hehehe

If I could grow a beard

Which I cant, because im a girl

It would be a half beard, or possibly a reverse goatie. Muha!

XD

[Bobort041]

Oh I'm sure you could grow a beard if you really tried, but it'd definitely look funny... you know, since yer a lady and all. Thanks for the thought!

[JadogDJ7]

you bastard lol

[TheMisfitsRock]

haha this is great, btw can you upload, the day of the devil episode, thats my favorite

[Bobort041]

I will eventually, worry not. Might be a little while, as I'm not particularily proud of it, but it has to be done eventually.

[MT8907]

idk if anyone has asked but what is his runescape username?

[Bobort041]

lol... yeah, everyone asks that, even when the episode has nothing to do with runescape. I don't give it out, but I'll pass him yours if you want. That's how I operate this.

[uberari]

hey robert wat you mgot in your mouth there... ITS A ROCK!!!!!!!!!!

[Bobort041]

...no it isn't. It's a.. tongue? Teeth? What are you TALKING about?

[uberari]

remember spike and the 'hole'y rock

[uberari]

give him this username: keonin3

[UlcaTron540]

I subscribed. please, please... for the love of god... make more!

[Bobort041]

I am, slowly but surely.

[Sparkey1235]

LMAO

[DDRmania195]

00:18-00:27  priceless

[yrrah105]

this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo funny! subed ^^

[Gingividus]

"u basterd" "i know"

[terry5666]

lol these vids are great

[nubking474]

Nice vids 5/5 you are good at it!

[deathfang67809]

what if rob didn't have his sideburns? I wonder what he would look like.

[skylerwd6]

I wonder what he would act like that's what I wanna know

[Bobort041]

He'd probably curl into a fetal position and scream until they grew back. And I'd totally animate the entire thing and it'd be like 10 minutes long. And everyone would hate it, so I'd rather not do that. lol.

[Zyr4n]

lol i'd love to see it he'd it's prolly be like

~week1~

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waahhhaaaa WHYYYY!!!!!

and then jon would say something funny

[ELBarto270]

This is the funniest series on newgrounds next 2 SMBZ

[AshMan36O]

lol that funny ive seen them all

[magexkhan]

whats ryans name on runescape???????i wanna know i play runescape too

[Bobort041]

Ryan? lol. His name's Johny, actually. But yeah, give me yours and I'll pass it to him. His name is lance with some numbers behind it. That's as specific as I'm gonna get. :D

[FirefoxFreeze]

6/10 beard is kinda too enasuatic.

[Bobort041]

Johny's not going to be a little mellow boy forever, you know. He gets enthusiastic about some things. Especially pointing inconsistencies out in Rob's idiotic plots.

[hotrod926]

lol! rob's plots are INGENIOUS!

[JamezBondPivotMaster]

and playing runescape. xD

[austinh14]

Robert. I am Sam. Sam I am. Do you like Green Eggs and Ham? Actually, something I never understood in that book was why on earth you would ever want to eat anything in a small enclosed space like a box, with a fox. The thing would tear your friking face off. Robert, if you could give me an answer to this I would be forever grateful. Thank you my friend.

[BETALINKX]

you...are...the...FUNNIEST GUY EVA!

[Bobort041]

In the entire history of eva, I'm the funniest? Why thanks Linkx! You're pretty cool yourself.

[kolled]

"you bastard.." "i know" lol i still believe you are a genius

[Bobort041]

And beliefs are all we have at the end of the day. Thanks for the compliment, yo!

[maxmaxmax000]

rob has glaces didnt notice

[Bobort041]

Yup. Doesn't wear them often, but every so often he'll wear them. For TV viewing and driving, mostly.