10 good ways to get kicked out of any department store

[zoey628123]

one time my mom yelled marco in walmart and my dad yelled polo

[heyyy0itsmeee]

Way to slow.....

[ASSASINATORification]

Deffinately trying 1 and 2.

[kccheesepie]

hook your mp3 player up to the intercom/ music player and have rick astley's never gonna give you up pleying and then scream in the intercom YOU ALL JUST GOT RICK ROLL'D!

[ILoveTyProuducts]

what i ALWAYS do @ ross:

hide in the dress aisle, then dart my arm out at people. "I AM AN ARM AND WHO ARE YOU?"

[ComedicArtist866]

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[mychuzzle13]

another way to get kicked out of a place is to get really clost to some one and sniff them for 3 sec then lick their ear repidly in a violent motion. then you can tell them i'm going to uren in there grannys mouth and beat your aunt with a ugly stick untill they are uncouncious. do that to a couple people and your outta there! (also just find one of there microfones and yell really loud untill you get kicked out)

[XxEllacaxX]

Code ADAM - we all know, is for a missing child Code Blue - bomb Code Red - Fire Code Orange - Chemical Spill Code Black - weather warning Code Green - Hostage Situation Code C - Customer Service (I was right!!) Sometimes used, when cashiers needed Code 10 - Dry Spill Code 20 - Wet Spill Code 90 - Management Code 300 - Security Store # - Backup needed.. (all male employees and security) :)

[zombieshito]

it all right put I have tried the british are coming one and i didn't get caught,

[YRUIM]

gay ripoff

[Shadowstar9000]

I like number 1,2,5,6,7,8,and 9.

But,every one knows number 3...

[sk8erboi828]

I have never gonna give you up on my phone and me and my friend were running around meijers singing along with it

[MrEmokid12345]

wats ur full name mal i think i kno u

[ybrik222]

Oh wow, the Mission Impossible one would be so fun with around five other people. Fake shootout!

[mal0326]

here's one, go into wal-mart and kill people

[gibsonrock53]

That always works. Gets you kicked out of your house too!

[mal0326]

how true it is

[Spampants202]

Ya and you also get a membership to prison Mal.

[mal0326]

indeed

[Shadowstar9000]

@mal0326  ...

Umm...

[DiscoFever1532]

i got one.

you go where the booms are and get two

you get a bucket.

sit in it and pretend your on a boat while you sing

"row row row your boat gently down the stream."

[wornspartan]

run around whith a hudy on and knock things down and when the intercome comes on crull up in to a ball and say its the voices agin

[Maymona13]

Go to the mens room and shit in the urinal.

[viva9626]

I've got a few idead

1. Come to the store wearing a ancle leangth trench coat, underneath a superwonam(or man) outfit. Pull out your cell phone as if to awnser a call, then say very loudly, "WHAT??? I'll be right there!" Then rip off the trench coat and run through the store.

2. Get a lot of Skiddles and throw them at people screaming, "Taste the Rainbow!!!!!"

[deathgod367]

you are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny

[KempkeProductions]

Whats code blue?

[viva9626]

who knows?

[kagollie1]

if you go in yelling code blue you would be arrested by lost prevention and be put in jail for upto 5-10 years i think it is and these don't work me and my friends did the 101 fun things to do at walmart and the employees just laughed at us...at our town walmart they are crazier then any of the customers

[MasterOfMasteratude]

me and my friend were running around target one picking upi random stuff and prettending that they were weapons, then when we were done, wed just leave them there

[JamesBLuver6442]

OMJ! My friend I wrote these down and then My friend Cody, Joe and Me we did these in Walmart we didn't get kicked out.

[izumozorc]

I work in a department store, if you really want to get their attention, tell them it's a code blue

[Ryman120]

one time me and my friend were playing starwars with noodles and we were inside carts while doing it!

ahhhh.......you gata love screeming employes

[soflabob]

here you go: 1-push around your friend in a cart. 2-run around screaming 'help!' 3-steal (duh) 4-knock items off shelves. 5-follow random customers around the store. 6-take itmes out of someone's cart and put them in your own, when they're not looking. 7-put random items in someone's cart and walk away, when they're not looking. 8-if the store has 'help' buttons, press them all over the store. 9-ask for help in electronics or toys, then walk away. 10-yell your friend's name real loud.

[javaromaa]

Oh my gawd.

My mom always yells my sisters name when we can't find her. DX

[kagollie1]

we had a bunch of jewish girls go into our town wal mart they did this stuff and no one cared

[AVRIL5WOOD]

OMJ

those are funny :p

[csatxdolli]

Thanks! I didn't really think it was that good, but I really like some of them.

[dakingofdarandom]

LOL I LOVED IT I MAY TRY SOME!!!!!!!

[csatxdolli]

Yeah. My friend and I went to target, and we didn't do any of these, but we did ride around in the shopping carts for about an hour, just to see if the employees would do anything, but they didn't. We even used a bunch of merchandise - pillows, towels, and a whole bunch of random stuff. It was fun.

[dakingofdarandom]

nice

[Pieman227]

lol