The Apprentice UK S04E01 P01

[VugattiBeyron]

i rate myself this i rate myself that... you rate youself as god but most others think your a complete and utter twat!

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

holy fuck nuggetts, im used to shitty candidates on the apprentice, but i never thought id see matt lucas on the show.

[bessiemooo]

i feel that if you just dropped these people in the middle of new york they would become homeless in a matter of days

[mony4lloyd]

This is my English homework just though i would share!

[PanHustej]

0:40 What? Your arrogance is waayy over the comprehentional limits!! ..best in Europe? ..in what? ..arrogance? ..stupidity? ..debt 110% of your GDP? ..pick one you like!

[HSimon1981]

this was the series where Claire dodged a few bullets with Sir Alan.

[npauljarrett]

if they hav all this experience why do they need the show?

[sonosey1]

Piss flaps and ass wipes the lot of them !

[malechauvinistxy]

These people are very arrogant and they have little substance to back it up.

But it makes good television.

[crackingguy123]

He makes wrong choices in firing people. People make mistakes i am sure he must have made more than that. hey  Sugar You are fired ...............

[jhoureecantona]

that girl in yellow love herself a lots ...... she thing she is the best in europe.... but in what ??? her fake balloon plastic titiesssss

go fuck yourself fake cunt

[jhoureecantona]

the reality is in front of everyone and tre was fare better than anyone, he is agressive, a winner who is born to win

[matvarn]

urgh

[andlookmore]

how to be a good tory. ie not nice to other people etc

[sbowesuk]

Most of the contestants on this show are complete idiots with inflated egos. Most of them are also sociopaths who'd screw over their peers without a second thought. Fucking scum.

[cannoir]

I wouldn't neccessarely say inflated ego.but attitudes, behaviours, speeches are totally rehearsed, learned by heart in the corporate world , like even the way people interact with one another is like a scene from a movie.I am not the most "natural" person but I found that while I am not a pedant , I am an entirely different person at work. during some cigarettes breaks you get a real idea how people are.I see plenty of ppl looking remorseful if they appear too jovial or too introvert.

[QGprincess]

my favorite season. love Lee :)

[SuperGermany77]

you're*

[topbluffa1]

HAHAHA simon caught out the Jewish guy when he said "so you hire people for call centers"

its hardly selling.

[topbluffa1]

New season of the apprentice is coming soon may 2011 .

[luna1463]

@topbluffa1 is it???????? oooh fuck excited, thanks!!

[aizik2005]

wait, there is a BMO in London? Awesome

[EddieTheFishReturns]

I AM YORBOSS FROM THE PLANET YORBOL, AND DISCIPLINE IS SOMETHING I GO F*CKING CRAZY FOR.

[marthafarquar]

I like Renaissance. But I also like Gravitas. But which is better? There's only one way to find out...

[squirrel7t7]

@marthafarquar Fight!

[truthoutmedia]

Amstrad 125 million? Thats nothing in todays money

[truthoutmedia]

0:36 Paki Jimmy Carr

[FreeAlbums]

the US version is better although I've not watched the UK version much. No offense or anything of that type, but I thought the US version is more educational and informational :)

[8KeyserSoze8]

@FreeAlbums i think you mean informative. it obviously doesn't teach you how to speak english very well.

[FreeAlbums]

@8KeyserSoze8 i never said it taught my how to speak english because i dont really care ... they had lil wayne in the last season so how could I learn of him? lol

but its much better organized and i know you know it!

[topbluffa1]

rofl........... your joking.

the US program is just advertising for the companys he makes them work for and then they get fired for reasons nothing to do with buisness.

this is a real business program but that is more entertaining you MIGHT say but i prefer how english people argue its more clever than just shouting and crying think its crap.

[quadsuk]

we are near the end of this years

[djnero78]

so on the new series that guy said he's "supremely intelligent" well as an investment banker he has no conscious or is supremely intellectualy materialistic, for you money lovers here that means ignorant.

[nohopeinfear97]

Series 4 was my favourite, I loved the Morocco episode.

[perfectlyjust]

WOW ALL THE GUYS IN THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT SHAG FEST.

[bruzzy77]

I am probably the best salesman...IN EUROPE (:

[Dabrasz]

I like it when Sugar says that the money is not the issue, but the experience (and possibly connections) that can be acquired by working for him.

[DaveBTHunt]

Looking back you can see how he's taken the edge off his attitude and criticism of these stupid, arrogant tossers as the seasons have progressed.

It's a good strategy otherwise he would of gotten cliched - and it lets his vintage bitch-slaps like such as "You open your bloody mouth, or I'll fire the whole bloody five of you if I have to - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" and "You haven't got a bloody clue - not a bloody clue!...You're fired", mature with time, like fine wines. And they taste superb...

[jack253]

I prefer Cassett boys version of the apprentice...

[KITCHENOFDISTINCTION]

Sadly, historically,the UK has had arrogant, stupid, inexperienced twats like this running things, which has led to WWI carnage etc. Some still look up with pathetic deference to Royals & the establishment.

[djnero78]

they are supposed to be the "best and brightest" we have to offer the business world, after watching some of the current series it is not difficult to see why the business world is failing, which in my opinion complete failure of the economy and the monatary system is long overdue.

[shenstone]

0.35 "the spoken word is my tool"

dont you mean the spoken word makes me a tool?

[soapwonder]

"Mary Poppins I am not!" lol

[sof2finchy]

"probably the best in Europe". hahahahhahaaha, she wouldn't be thinking that while getting pounded by a huge black man.

[perfectlyjust]

@sof2finchy

i just got hard.

[sof2finchy]

@perfectlyjust Hahahhahaa. Thanks for the intel!

[sof2finchy]

lol, 'the spoken word is my tool.' because you don't have one between your legs. and believe me, your mouth more than makes up for it.

[carrotandproud]

he's so much nicer to the kids on junior apprentice, haha

his lines are greater on this one though!

[ndgreenaway]

haha the ear of the prime minster gordon brown! now hes sulking up in rainy glasgow in a deserted famsted that should be handy. (thats gordon brown not 'lord' (pah!) sugar

[ndgreenaway]

isnt it funny how the narrators voice has changed over time

[itsbritneybitch69]

get in! my most favourite series!

[pavilionsob]

OMG. 04,49. wtf is matt lucas little brother doing there

[pavilionsob]

worst series yet. not a singl fiity. apart from that it was ok

[fredishification]

best salesperson in europe. really?

[ndgreenaway]

@fredishification haha i know..i never like this bit of the show when they describe themselves..for me its pointless and just is arrogent nonsence

[123nypd]

the american one is better fuck ego and fuck britian

[Rachiejane1]

@123nypd Haha! Like anyone actually cares what you think...! Our version is WAY better - looks like most people agree too!

[moonshoes1000]

Ego nutters the fucking lot of them

[kenfig]

This is one of the WORST programmes on tv today ; complete SHIT ; no difference whatsoever from the X Factor and featuring some of the most annoying, predicable, shallow, emotionally immature, conceited, arrogant, sychophantic, obsequious, selfish little bastards who in spite of having not one modicum of common sense, spend two thirds of the each episode running around not knowing WHAT theyre doing like headless chickens, then the last 20 minutes blaming each other for how useless they ALL are

[DaveBTHunt]

@kenfig Everything you said is right, but your conclusion is wrong. Difference between this and X-factor is that no one is conned into supporting these idiots or believing they actually mean anything.

With The Apprentice, you don't have to buy a damn thing.

You just get to watch and laugh your tits off as they try and eat each other while trying to open their own arseholes and jump inside at the same time. And, all the while, Sugar basically toys with them....THAT is why it's brilliant.

[Chewbaccaknows]

2:53

[lanpingpug]

"The spoken word is my tool." No, my friend, you're the tool.

[leftyking500]

"as a sales person I rate myself as probably the best in Europe"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........­FAIL

[dkzrox]

is this 2010?

[mondoux]

@dkzrox

No, 2010 is season 6. bbc.co.uk/apprentice/

[lonehusky1]

stupid money grabbing cunts

[lonehusky1]

fucking bunch of cunts

[toussaintmgmt]

female indian candidate...so hot

[tomtomx4]

lord sugar is  bloody scary.

[Rayster84]

dear waka prentice chu chu bird

[gmo88]

Geez the boss is really hardcore! "mary poppins i am not!" hahaha straight to the point! luv it!

[gmo88]

haha! Sir Allen getting straight to the point! luv it!!

[mylesbradley1234]

LMAO what a bunch of fucking rejects. Your not winners, your idiot losers hired by dick heads to keep dumbasses entertaned, THIS SHOULD BE FUNNY XD

[ant00052000]

@mylesbradley1234

You should learn to use English properly. "Your not winners" should be "You're not winners".

"Your idiot losers" means "idiot losers of you", same as "your name", "your car" (name of you, car of you) etc. Your failure to use English grammar correctly takes power from your comments and you come across as poorly educated. Numbskull

[KingOfTheShrews]

@ant00052000

And you come across as a phenomenal cunt.

I can understand why you might be so pedantic about grammar in an argument in which somebody has criticised your own misuse of it, or they have offended you personally in some way, but when you just randomly attack someone making a comment about a TV show, it's really quite pathetic. Perhaps this guy is indeed "poorly educated" in that regard but it's a sure bet that his social skills are far superior to your own.

[parasprodigy]

business is not about making money .. she makes it sound shallow ... its like saying football is all about scoring goals.

[janatajay]

that indian bitch is so aggressive, she rapes her boyfriend in bed

[RedShadow238]

what a bunch of fuckheads...

[whitexchina]

You could mistake this season with: Britains next Topmodel.

love SirAS or is it Lord now???

[Rachiejane1]

@whitexchina Yep, he's a Lord now!

[5p4d]

hey please check out my website w w w .f-co.co.uk thankyou

[jonty181]

People want Alan Sugar to be mayor of London. He should be getting tried at the Hauge.

[31rS3RP3N7]

dude, the shit they all say for their intros...........

[zanderzoot]

Lord Sugar? What a cunt getting people to call him that!

[nevfx]

@zanderzoot He is a Lord, he ascnedad to the House of Lords in March.

[zanderzoot]

@nevfx Surely you mean 'ascended'.

The guy donated £200,000 to the labour party and was given a peerage!!!!!!

A Lordship should be passed on via a hereditary line and not purchased.

I consider it all bollocks anyway.

I dislike the ego of the man.

[nevfx]

@zanderzoot Hereditary? What, they inherit it?

[zanderzoot]

@nevfx Historically they should inherit it yes.

But that has now changed with the introduction of backhanders and Tony 'bloody' Blair.

[nevfx]

@zanderzoot Surely you should earn a Lordship? Well, anyway, Tony "bloody" Blair is gone, so is Gordon Brown. Now we have David Cameron.

[andlookmore]

compete compete compete fuck your fellow man over and get ahead.. lovely you nice people. i'm going to make my children watch junour apprentice so they can be selfish greedy uncompassionate RICH people. (well, rich as long as they beat the odds and make it) yes if i have money then fuck the lot of you!

[andlookmore]

the american dream comes to britain

god help us...

[NEMZOOO]

@andlookmore the british version is much better than fukcing donald trump.

[TheGrawp]

@andlookmore so anyone who is looking for a good job must apparently be a yank? this series is 1000% better than your horrendous series will ever be. your accents do my head in and you even have donald trump in it. every time i watch that guy on TV i feel like my IQ level has been lowered. then again, for a guy with as few brain cells as you, watching donald trump must be the education lesson of your life.

[andlookmore]

@TheGrawp I think its really sad that whenever u try and say something on youtube people just attack the person that said it with torrent of abuse, without even considering what they have said.Did u think what I said implied that these people are american?I was refering to the illusion of the American dream, specifically how it has been manipulated by right wing politics,like that of Alan Sugar.I think its sad that people are entertained WATCHING JOB INTERVIEWS & nasty people trying to get rich

[vetermax]

@andlookmore "by right wing politics like that of alan sugar" ??? .. Sugar is Left wing socialist.(voted labour all of his life) He's even a labour Lord in the house of Lords.

But then people that attack the right never seem to have the basic facts anyway.

[andlookmore]

@vetermax Deregulation of the banking sector, PFI, tuition fees and so much more. Thatcher said her greatest achievement was Tony Blair. Can't you see that New Labour was full of right wing policies?

[KingOfTheShrews]

@vetermax

Hahahaha, a socialist corporate CEO in the House of Lords! :D That's a new one! I'm sure all of the Labour lords are calling for the global emancipation of the proletariat, seizing the means of production from the bourgeoise etc.

You can't talk about "basic facts" and then call a capitalist like Sugar a 'socialist'...

[TheMoglet]

00:43-00:48

so far up her own ass...

[DarkPanthera]

i swear, if this season's women decide to use their sex and bodies to make money, i will have a sex change. SICK of women making others look like hookers in a business.

[naijabebe]

ASugar: 'Piss ma muney up the bloody wall' ROFL. Yeah, i like the UK Apprentice too

[angrylaserhobo]

hahaha twats

[SatelliteDirectTele]

h t t p : // alturl . com / mz9h

[myoon87]

If they're truly the best businessman/salesman they claim to be, they would already have 6 figure salaray job or their own big company.

[JDexia]

I like both the UK and US versions, but I prefer UK. It's funnier and more dramatic, even if it is less 'dramatised'. Shugs seems to be more in control in the boardrooms and is more entertaining, while Trump seems to act like an irritated toddler - any random innane phrase could get you fired, regardless of the task. You just gotta keep him happy and gurgling away while stepping on eggshells, cos he misses the big point over and over.

[rock3tcat]

Wow I only watched this for 30 seconds, and all I can say is that I have never ever seen so much plastic on YouTube before....

[TheQuintin123456]

man i love Raef!

[1202463]

haha Just watched the new zealand virsion!!

[electrobussterr]

Man, fuck that accent!

[mustansirmusa]

just cant stand the accent !!

[techwork]

@mustansirmusa Why did you watch it then. I'm sorry but English comes from..England so the way YOU speak it is actually less correct!

[peshinc]

@mustansirmusa LOL. go chew on some straw you stupid redneck

[Landrew0]

Why doesn't he say "you're sacked?"

[Timefliesbye]

@Landrew0 cause he pretends to be a sophisticated business man of course.

Though real business is a million times less noble and honest.

O and Sir there are about 100 million beggars turned billionaires like you so don't get to cocky.

[dazzosheps]

@Landrew0 He wanted to, but he was told by the producers to say you're fired, as the USA version was the original, IIRC

[thomasfy4]

this was the best series

[drumtum]

Many egos in one place. I actually feel sorry for these uptight people. Still entertaining program though and Sir Alan is great.

[baharehut]

@drumtum agreed. they're not relatable. It makes me cringe when I hear people say they would do virtually anything to win. makes you wonder if it's truly strength.

[aidanbard]

@baharehut : I agree. Do they listen to themselves. I'm going to beat and thrash them. Yeah. Just stay away from me.

[baharehut]

@aidanbard I'm with you. wish I could slap'em they've just got this twisted concept about success. I hate the people who think winning is the only option. what's so bad a bout losing? it humbles you! and these pricks need some humility.

[alrdd]

Thanks for uploading all of these episodes ebleyes.

[tietajajoshua]

Alan sugar programs inverse pear shaped figures, like power shoulder red lipstick hookers impersonating a mans backside for his benefit....

[Balenza345]

No wonder the country is in the state its in if this pillock sugar is advising the government...

[Balenza345]

What a bunch of greedy twats....

[BlacKane360]

I hopeSir Alan suger goes to hell. no first i hope he gets hit by a bus then goes to hell. Hes so shitty.

[and551]

They should give them a hard task like selling the shite that sir Alan actually makes

[frolicwitme]

lol

[B1gBassa]

1-- k a year would do me nice..plus all these assholes are all snobs so theve prolly got cash from mummy and dadys

[stevosmooney]

Ha bunch of idiots.. if they were actually any good they would not give a damm about a 100k a year job..

[Hectoraaa]

if the salary is 100k a year its not that much

100k a month is good

[chintufellow]

lol thts ...1.2 million a year...they are apprentices, not pros....although they have immaculate work exp

[Hectoraaa]

well they are,ive seen almost all of the series of the US apprentice they choose these candidates from half a million people and only 1 gets the job i think that the salaru must be good

[frolicwitme]

they'd make more money being prostitutes lol

[mildale]

not by the looks of some of them lol

[frolicwitme]

you dont have to be looking at their face, just the back of their head!!!!!!!!!

LOL

[icanshoot06]

LOL look at his FACE at 01:05 - he looks like he's seriously about to!!! he makes me laugh!

[techwork]

On what Planet is £100,000 a year not good?

[Hectoraaa]

they pick the apprentice from couple of hundred thousand candidates the winning price should be a litter bigger in my opinion

[djnero78]

@techwork maybe a planet that doesnt use a fiat currency to enslave its populace

[architect7777777]

Business is so simple:it is about making money and making money and making more money.absolutely right

[grooov24]

I'm quite happy to cut people out of my life if I think it's gonna help me be a success, be a winner- OMG

[NottinghamForest22]

"there are winners... and the second one I cant say it and I won't say it"

lol what a dick.

[TheConciseStatement]

I love Sara's little rant about money there. If I remember this correctly she actually turns out to be quite sweet in the end.

[KnockoffNigeI]

In the apprentice tthere are two types of people: stupid and shit stupid

[punkfanatic3000]

i think you belongs to both, coz if that was supposed to be a joke, it is just crap

[CooAzNGuy]

i agree

[DerekBlaintradey]

A Japanese TV show shows clips of European TV so they can laugh at thick foreigners, like that Clive James thing a few years back. The Appretarse is a popular source, probably because it shows people being both perfidious and dumb at the same time, re-enforcing their stereotype of western culture. Come 6:00 pm the bars of Shinjuku resonate with the laughter of people watching this stuff.

[orangethings12]

How high up are you sat?

[911Bovice]

Honestly I don't find that surprising, and I'm a big fan of Apprentice UK.

Why I say that: they find our shows weird and funny like we find their shows weird and funny, like those insane Japanese game shows.

[walrus98]

SGS quote "im unique", not true. Im sure there are many many many rich business tycoons who started from nothing, offhand i could name several from the cast of competing show Dragons' Den.

[electrifrying]

/watch?v=5VqsU6CcLF8

the apprentice - the official opinion

[dankempo]

what a bunch of posey tossers!!! haha...sir alan's the boy!

[prooff19]

allan turned down bill gates...but how would he know that he'd b big..poor man...not financially lol

[writertrump]

this show is 1,000 times better then the U.S verison

[ihavemydignity]

i agree adn i watch the us version every time its on

[bcrocker33]

the US only seems to have the celebrity version now.

the one thing better in the US version as that the men are not just picked for their looks. pretty much all of these boys look like models. Donald is a better asshole than Alan...

[writertrump]

you think trump is more of an asshole to people on that show?

LMAO

I think sugar is more rude and more truthful to these idiots.

[bcrocker33]

well, i am getting more into this one so i see what you mean now. they are two different shows. the whole look is different...these offices are more crisp and clean..Donald has the richer looking trump tower facade set. Donald just pulls some really bad shit though. he is an asshole. "loser" is his favourite word and he makes a mockery of the "rules" all the time...which makes it more of a joke i suppose. the last celebrity apprentice took the cake. it was hillarious IMO.

[SaFona100]

@writertrump ag get over yourself whoever you are!!!! gosh do you have to boil everything down to that...?

[writertrump]

@SaFona100 the U.S one is garbage.

[leparditas]

@writertrump i dont think so. trump is much better than sugar:)

also apprentise too.

and the acsent is terrible like a wilage :D

[kiranpmody]

@leparditas My God dude, you seriously need to use spellcheck... lol

[pinkuggboots1]

@writertrump Yeah I agree... the Aussie one is pretty good to though :)

[Rachiejane1]

@pinkuggboots1 never watched the Aussie one - who's the Alan Sugar in that one though? No offence, just don't know any Australian millionaires but then again I don't live there...

[austenbosten]

@writertrump it's because Lord Sugar is looking for Apprentices, Trump is looking for ratings. With the UK Apprentice, you learn a little about business...with US you learn how to enlarge you gut and shrink your brain on the couch.

[Rachiejane1]

@austenbosten I think you meant to say, with the US Apprentice, you learn nothing! You can actually feel your brain cells dying when you watch the US version! All that happens in it is that they win some cars and bitch even more than in the UK one and that is saying something...!

[moshalhat]

I feel sorry for this ppl !

[eggymark]

Who would employ one of these egotistical cunts. The only thing is Big Sir A is just as big a CUNT

[bingefeller]

Wow, I dont think that I've ever read a comment that I could agree with more strongly.

[sylvz165]

see. i think you got something wrong there... he started from nothing, worked his way and and is now a major success. obviously hes not going to hire some bullshit employee or hell be losing money.

[alagiekebba]

sir alan sugar is fucking racist firing coloured people for no reason..the media should step up...

[alagiekebba]

sir alan sugar is fucking racist firing coloured people for no reason the media should step up...

[rpaulmonty]

the winner of series 1 was black you foolish iiot maybe you should check your facts before just spilling bile and nonsense onto the internet you fecking douche