Update: TT2L is made from items in the mountains. We know that Albino Drug Manufacturing Midgets live and make TT2L. They are Masters of Stealth making it hard to find 2ft Albino poison making crazy SOB's.
Mutated Midget Ball-Sac Flesh Rippers seen, true to name. Seen guy go at one. No chance,Ripper Sac lvl, had Ball-Sac off, high in air to show love of Sac,no delay to end warriors hope of making future warriors.
Dark Evil Hangs Lo is Rips leader. Has rare PinkEyed Mt. Goat,2ft, speed of cheetah, stealth, horns w deadly posion. Poison -TT2L = Too-Tall-2-Live. Midgets immune,kills taller than 2ft 7in.
Command Message:Its good to be back to be free! Not sure if you Warriors knew I was captured by the midget faction from the Land of Half Full known as the Knee Slayers. (Recall Command Message issued by me 1 month ago.) Scouts reported the Knee Slayers were no more when their Leader SO-HO-IM-SMALL was killed in battle by our warriors the 12th Legion of Midget Extermination.
Mastadrake...we were wondering about you. We all thought the little monsters had their way with you. But no, you are a man among little people and escaped. I am proud.
master! I have encountered many midgets in my travels. I usally run for my life and have been in many close to death situations. your teachings will definatly save my life in the future. I LOVE THE SPACKLER! please master invent a move that can be used as the midget goes for the eyes? I've seen it happen on the rare occasion.
Command Message: New Intel: The HGH works in a way that Midgets don't get taller but they grow forearms that are massive in size along with their fists have become powerful sledgehammers.
Very disturbing to know we now have Lethal Midgets that are crazed and cracked up! They have no hesitation to kamikaze any of us at anytime. To add to terror, the drugs they are on have them speeding around like cracked up leprechauns chasing their damn lucky charms from morning till night.
Command Message:For now we can sleep easy knowing we have won a major battle, but the war is far from over, we can count on many ball sacks crushed and knee's bitten or shanked.
Remember warriors:
"When you feel tired, if you feel like you can not fight on!
"Know that for every ball sack crushed their will be a Midget choked!"
Command Message: Reports that our 12th Legion of Midget Extermination on the western front defeated one of the Factions most vicious leaders SO-HO-IM-SMALL, and his army of knee slayers. Great news that will strengthen our fight to rid the world of the
Message from Command: Encouraging news from our Warriors of Half-Pint Destruction battling the evil crazy ass midgets from the Land of Half-Full. We have dealt a massive blow to the Evil Kamikaze Midget Faction.
Thank you Master Johnson for teaching us the ancient ways of dealing with crazy ass kamikaze midgets. No longer will we have to fear walking the street, and being rammed in the ball sack, "the Iron Cross can not be stopped!" I have already begun to spread your knowledge to others who have long feared the evil, ball sack ramming, knee shanking, kamikaze midgets. The power of the Midget Choke will send fear thru the hearts of those little bastards.
Sorry for the double post, I was just so excited about getting out on the street and using the deadly combo on one of those little knee cartilage destroyers.
You have learned well, grasshopper, you have learned well. But, don't be cocky...when there's one of them, there's always another and another. Remember, to always look down.
Thank you Master Johnson for teaching us the ancient ways of dealing with crazy ass kamikaze midgets. No longer will we have to fear walking the street, and being rammed in the ball sack, "the Iron Cross can not be stopped!" I have already begun to spread your knowledge to others who have long feared the evil, ball sack ramming, knee shanking, kamikaze midgets. The power of the Midget Choke will send fear thru the hearts of those little bastards.
waaaah haaaa haaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!!! aWWW MAN SNOT CAME OUT OF MY NOSE AND THE TEARS WOULDNT STOP COMING OUT OF MY EYES AND THE BACK OF MY HEAD HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD I DAMN NEAR SHITTED ON MY SELF!!!
You lie me! Say love foreva! You lie! Say you is missionary man come to midget village for bring god! I no care, i still love. Come back pilipines, I have a you baby...
oh wow
125bamf 9 months ago
I mean take on midget chuck norris then go back to grammer school.
worldwide213 10 months ago
Now i can taken on midget chuck norris
worldwide213 10 months ago
@ikantbleve Thanks? I guess.
Hewhomustdie 1 year ago
FUNNY LOL
yzon33 1 year ago
so joookes when he says Ballsack
sierralolol 1 year ago
lol someone's laughing at 1:30
HawaiiMclovin69 1 year ago
The spackler - ewweh eh eeh eh eh eh LOL
HawaiiMclovin69 1 year ago 2
1:10 does he frickin hurt himself or what ?
trombone7 2 years ago 2
lol now they are going to make jon johnson facts instead of chuck norris facts
etermal07g 3 years ago
my name is Jon Johnson, he is an inspiration to me heh :D
demoncrest 3 years ago
this video is so great
its so quotable
my personal favorite was "the spackler"
john johnson is my hero
athomas313 3 years ago 2
Totally agreed about the quotable part. My favorite is the "Hammer of God".
Hewhomustdie 3 years ago
this video amazed me. i cant believe what i just saw. LOL wow
dwarde1 3 years ago 5
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your a rasist
hobofam 3 years ago
ZOMG its chuck
MwuLaFllaga 3 years ago 2
That was funny as well . . .fighting migets . . .awsome video five stars!
corndog125nalald 3 years ago 3
i hope you get your ass kicked one day
barneykickedme 3 years ago 2
hey isn't he Ryan Gosling, the actor? i think i last watched him play in " Lars and the real girl"
bijhua 3 years ago
funny!!
RNDZL 4 years ago 2
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
WormyT 4 years ago
Deadly combo yeaaaaah!!!!
you master keep on that way
( )*( )
yamazakivan 4 years ago
:D:D:D:D:D the combo is the best :D
slipiak 4 years ago
"what if it's a midget with a pointed stick?"
ahah this guy would've been a great monty python ahah
ghbert 4 years ago
LOL It's Daxflame's FATHER!! HAHAHAHA
omgwtfimdead 4 years ago
AMAZING!!!!!!!! :)
jonalol 4 years ago
is he stupid or what? XD
RinnyShara 4 years ago
a perfect idiot....lol
m4ri0ttid3 4 years ago
little people, how cute ^^... they are midgets! F*CKING AWESOME VID!
norveg187 4 years ago
Update: TT2L is made from items in the mountains. We know that Albino Drug Manufacturing Midgets live and make TT2L. They are Masters of Stealth making it hard to find 2ft Albino poison making crazy SOB's.
mastadrake 4 years ago
Mutated Midget Ball-Sac Flesh Rippers seen, true to name. Seen guy go at one. No chance,Ripper Sac lvl, had Ball-Sac off, high in air to show love of Sac,no delay to end warriors hope of making future warriors.
Dark Evil Hangs Lo is Rips leader. Has rare PinkEyed Mt. Goat,2ft, speed of cheetah, stealth, horns w deadly posion. Poison -TT2L = Too-Tall-2-Live. Midgets immune,kills taller than 2ft 7in.
mastadrake 4 years ago
Command Message:Its good to be back to be free! Not sure if you Warriors knew I was captured by the midget faction from the Land of Half Full known as the Knee Slayers. (Recall Command Message issued by me 1 month ago.) Scouts reported the Knee Slayers were no more when their Leader SO-HO-IM-SMALL was killed in battle by our warriors the 12th Legion of Midget Extermination.
mastadrake 4 years ago
Mastadrake...we were wondering about you. We all thought the little monsters had their way with you. But no, you are a man among little people and escaped. I am proud.
Hewhomustdie 4 years ago
its cool stuff, why not ,Bruce lee (LI) was a migget himself with his fake ass kung fu moves hahaha
warriorwiithin 4 years ago
he is a shity spaker
Kalakal1 5 years ago
master! I have encountered many midgets in my travels. I usally run for my life and have been in many close to death situations. your teachings will definatly save my life in the future. I LOVE THE SPACKLER! please master invent a move that can be used as the midget goes for the eyes? I've seen it happen on the rare occasion.
rob83b 5 years ago
There is a move for the eyes...but are you ready to learn it? It's a dangerous move.
Hewhomustdie 5 years ago
master, i think i am ready.... i shall attept it or die
rob83b 5 years ago
Does that mean you like stupid shit? Or are you a midget hating on grown people?
Hewhomustdie 5 years ago
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
man its sad making fun of underdeveloped ppl but i coodnt stop laffing.
xopendownx 5 years ago
Command Message: New Intel: The HGH works in a way that Midgets don't get taller but they grow forearms that are massive in size along with their fists have become powerful sledgehammers.
Very disturbing to know we now have Lethal Midgets that are crazed and cracked up! They have no hesitation to kamikaze any of us at anytime. To add to terror, the drugs they are on have them speeding around like cracked up leprechauns chasing their damn lucky charms from morning till night.
mastadrake 5 years ago
Lethal leprechauns?! We are in for the fight of our lives. Do not be afraid.
Hewhomustdie 5 years ago
Command Message: WARNING!
Midgets using experimental drugs!
Intel report shows Midgets are being injected with a substance that contains Cocaine, Meth and HGH!
Our Scientists show that the Midgets are becoming unstoppable, fire eyed, tweaked out little beefed up bastards. New Intel will follow.
mastadrake 5 years ago
Little bastards. Keep the Intel coming.
Hewhomustdie 5 years ago
LOL!! oh dear that was...kinda good but when it first started i kept thinking it was jim carey
tangsoodomaster1991 5 years ago
Command Message:For now we can sleep easy knowing we have won a major battle, but the war is far from over, we can count on many ball sacks crushed and knee's bitten or shanked.
Remember warriors:
"When you feel tired, if you feel like you can not fight on!
"Know that for every ball sack crushed their will be a Midget choked!"
mastadrake 5 years ago
Command Message: Reports that our 12th Legion of Midget Extermination on the western front defeated one of the Factions most vicious leaders SO-HO-IM-SMALL, and his army of knee slayers. Great news that will strengthen our fight to rid the world of the
horrifying ball sack destroyers!
mastadrake 5 years ago
Message from Command: Encouraging news from our Warriors of Half-Pint Destruction battling the evil crazy ass midgets from the Land of Half-Full. We have dealt a massive blow to the Evil Kamikaze Midget Faction.
mastadrake 5 years ago
Thank you Master Johnson for teaching us the ancient ways of dealing with crazy ass kamikaze midgets. No longer will we have to fear walking the street, and being rammed in the ball sack, "the Iron Cross can not be stopped!" I have already begun to spread your knowledge to others who have long feared the evil, ball sack ramming, knee shanking, kamikaze midgets. The power of the Midget Choke will send fear thru the hearts of those little bastards.
mastadrake 5 years ago
Sorry for the double post, I was just so excited about getting out on the street and using the deadly combo on one of those little knee cartilage destroyers.
mastadrake 5 years ago
You have learned well, grasshopper, you have learned well. But, don't be cocky...when there's one of them, there's always another and another. Remember, to always look down.
Hewhomustdie 5 years ago
Thank you Master Johnson for teaching us the ancient ways of dealing with crazy ass kamikaze midgets. No longer will we have to fear walking the street, and being rammed in the ball sack, "the Iron Cross can not be stopped!" I have already begun to spread your knowledge to others who have long feared the evil, ball sack ramming, knee shanking, kamikaze midgets. The power of the Midget Choke will send fear thru the hearts of those little bastards.
mastadrake 5 years ago
My brother's a midget. He'll kick your ass!
JeremyDanielDavis 5 years ago
THis so fuckin bad ass love it lol lol Choke-a-midget smashed it lol lol hahhaha
jmc123 5 years ago
waaaah haaaa haaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!!! aWWW MAN SNOT CAME OUT OF MY NOSE AND THE TEARS WOULDNT STOP COMING OUT OF MY EYES AND THE BACK OF MY HEAD HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD I DAMN NEAR SHITTED ON MY SELF!!!
FO1FIVEN 5 years ago
OMG! is that really you ^-^ "long John Johnson" ?
You lie me! Say love foreva! You lie! Say you is missionary man come to midget village for bring god! I no care, i still love. Come back pilipines, I have a you baby...
KapnCrunk 5 years ago
I've never been to the philipines. Don't even like Asian women. You crazy. Stop calling me. BTW, how's my boy?
Hewhomustdie 5 years ago
My Step Father's a midget and he used beat me up as a child, I wish I would've known these moves back then, I would've "Buckled" his ass.
Keep up the good fight John Johnson!
slaptits 5 years ago
Master !!! What to do against a army of midgets ??
linuxtraveler 5 years ago
Master John Johnson responds, "Run. There is nothing you can do against an army of those crazy little animals. Pray it never happens."
Hewhomustdie 5 years ago
fuckin awesome
ScorpionDaJuggalo 5 years ago