THIS IS A CROCK OF SHIT OF LIES!!!!!! THIS SHIT IS NOT TRUE!!!! AWAKE AWAKE CHILDREN OF ISREAL!! AWAKE!!!!(BLACKS, HISPANICS, NATIVE AMERICANS) AWAKE MY PEOPLE!! COME OUT OF ALL THIS FALSE DOCTRINES!! PLEASE WAKE UP MY PEOPLE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! IM BEGGING YOU!!!! THIS IS NOT TRUE!! READ THE HOLY BIBLE!!!!!! IT EXPLAIN EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR BLACK ANCESTORS AND THE 12 TRIBES!!! AWAKE AWAKE!!!
This is nothing but crap. I have never in the 30 some years I've been a member of the LDS Church ever hear of any of this crap. It is just faults teachings and if you really wanted to know what was true you'd get on your knees and pray about it. I guarantee you will find this is false doctrine.
@Hausergal007 there are probly many things you don't know about your own church man, sorry for you. False dcotrine, dude, go to the source, your own church history.
@Hausergal007 if you could postpone your MORmON "I'm going to become a God with secret handshakes" arrogance fueled piss fit long enough to open the video description, you will see that there are references given going back to LDS sources for every issue presented in this cartoon. Learn about your sick LDS religion before you just shoot off you crap spewing MORmON mouth! Until then you can shove your MORmON guarantee! ITs worthless as your stupid LDS ordinances. MORmON !
hey watch out ! mormonism is a very sneaky and decieving cult and they are not biblicle christains the book of mormon is in direct conflict to the bible they are worshiping a faulse jesus and are leading many to there eternal damnation to hell. some of them are very nice but very well skamed out. check out way of the master mormonism that will show you more the teachings of joseph smith cant save only the finished work of jesus christ on the cross repent turn from sin and trust in christ alone!!
IF this is true , I think it should be the next Saturday Night Live show. It could provide millions with a fit of laughing that hasn't been seen since John Belushi's "Ninja Laundry" sketch !
@curiousgeorge1940 its true in that it really is original MORmON beliefs/teaching no matter how much MORmON admin currently tries to downplay these highly ridiculous &embarrassing concepts.of course the concepts themselves are a load of Garbage.MORmONISM has been a pat American laughing stock since 1830.The funny thing is that MORmON PR originally enthusiastically promoted this stuff as LDS doctrine, THEN they found out how OFFENSIVE it was to Xtians.So LDS lies&blindsides ppl with it now.
@yansijanin "It reminds me of Marvel's Thor story"
well that would be good as far as the MONEY GRUBBING BLOOD SUCKING LDS CORPORATION is concerned, because ppl pay money to read that comic, they pay to watch the new Movie "Thor" so they want to know how much can they wring out of you over this story. The LYING Theiving MORmON bastards.
Maybe it's true, maybe it's not; a mind-set that makes THIS work just as well as the Old Testament, and a little BETTER THAN the New Testament (as this gives us a good example of living normal lives, while the NT just gives us a good example of a huge buck-pass).
@666AntiChristianity actually dark skinned is just the way Humans originally came, the species originating in the conditions & area that you described. That is what DNA research shows. The light skin was the adaptation, from moving to cooler regions & using clothes.
This is a neat cartoon. I find this whole Mormon story in this cartoon really interesting. I am not a Mormon and I doubt I ever will be, but Mormonism is no more ridiculous or "bad" than any other religion. I can't say I love all of the Mormon beliefs, but it's a fascinating myth.
@WugLife this cartoon is an example of HUGE ROI for PR $ spent. Madison Avenue worships Ads that pay dividends the way this toon does. It cost Ed Decker about 10,000 $ to make this, its cost LDS INC BILLIONS in NEGATIVE PR. But it only works because these really are embarrassing original LDS teachings.
Ironically LDS inc made presentations like this FIRST, but they found out the hard way that the Xtian oriented public finds MORmON teachings to be very offensive !
Has anyone here read the BOOK of MORMON ..? are we just believing hearsay and silly cartoons like this one ?
This is so far fetched and incorrect.... id say portions are correct, but these propagandas do a nice job of turning people away from the church.
those who are thirsty for the truth will see through all the lIES.. believe me, MORMONISM AWAITS YOU ..a beautiful life if you wish it - who is happier, healthier, more successful ...the angry idiots telling you the church is bad ? or US ?
It's not a question of who is happier. It's a question of what is true. We are thinking beings. Why someone would voluntarily abandon their reason for a belief system that is demonstrably untrue (and racist, I might add), I have no idea.
Although, now that I think about it... the multiple wives on other planets in the afterlife is tempting... int he same way that 72 virgins are tempting.
I love how the Mormons get on here and cry about this not being true.......Thing is, IT IS 100% true. That is the sad part...I am an ex mormon. I KNOW(mormons love to use the word "know") that this is true!. Look at your doctrine. Look at what your prophets have said.
I think you all are absolutely INSANE and need to study and go to a mormon church yourselves!!! This video is a load of CRAP and im disgusted you can all actually believe what garbage this stupid cartoon made up... CARTOON LOL, GO THERE AND BE READY TO HEAR THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU JUST HEARD!!!
@zardoz252 "Where do the magic beans come in?" In MORmONISM its magic underwear that MORmONS call temple garments & magic rocks that MORmONS call seer stones. MORmON founder Pervert Joe Used his magic seer stone (supposedly) to translate the Book of MORmON.
HOLY CRAP!!!!!! That is possibly the most outrageous thing ive ever seen! The stuff about black people!? And what about Mary, how would she be a virgin? And Jesus? is he like some kind of pimp? I mean who bangs their mom? and the BS about joseph smith, come on give me a break.
@Dodiddlydododo What part is a lie? PLEASE tell me. Because I can give you quotes, doctrine, etc to prove you that you dont even know about your own doctrine.
One universal rule is that, no two beings can ever agree on everything. There will be differences. If there was more than one God, this universe would not be perfect! Why is it hard to believe in One God. it's not like we have a billion presidents to rule a country etc. The last Prophet I can assure you was not Joseph Smith. May God guide these people to the right direction.
So according to Mormons, God is not Eternal. He was actually born, and grew up, and learnt what's right and wrong, and had many wives and at least one lover. This was the most sickening mumbo jumbo I have ever heard, and it hurts me that people can belive such things about God.
I bear witness to the One Eternal God, and I bear witness to all of his real prophets.
That is true. Actually, mine make sence, while these don't. At the very least, mine don't defy logic and reason.
According to the Smith, Elohim is a man-god, and lives on a planet far, far away. This could be used as inspiration for a very interesting novel, I think... xD
Thank you very much for posting this strange cartoon! I wanna say that I have respect for Mormons, but I hardly could respect the Mormon faith! I mean, as a European Protestant Christian, I heared a lot about some irrational and weired rumors about the development of Mormon ideas, in particular of those of Jos. Smith; but that it's (or used to be, officially, however) THAT ridiculous, hah! No one could say that the LSD is comparible to the Christian Church, unfortunately.
@BrotherDeWalt To help you in this is to read Deuteronomy 6:4 “Hear, O Israel! The Lord is our God, the Lord is one!" so then Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning, God (Elohim) created the heavens and the earth" then go on to verse 26 "God said let US make man in our image...". You see this only supports the Trinity, does not show there are more than one God just that God is 3 (Father, Son, and Holly Spirit) all one God.
@BrotherDeWalt passed down?? what are you talking about? How does an eternal God pass something down (Deuteronomy 33:27; Genesis 21:33; Romans 11:25-36)?
@Exodus314IAM Theoretically yes, what have you done so far? Have you judged others? have you repented of your sins?, is Jesus your savior?. There are many things you need to fullfill in order to receive godhood. Many people think were crazy for believing it, but are we not free to believe it?. Its sort of like this analogy, Jesus Christ probably wont have his second coming happen in this lifetime, but does that not mean it wont happen?. Would you believe something god told you or a earthly text?
You're wrong. It's completely true. I was a Mormon for 30 years, and was taught most of this in the temple. A lot of it isn't taught anymore because it's just too weired. Obviously you don't know your religion very well... ask your bishop.
@bboyzjimmy1 yah, all that MORmON godhood sounds so good, but remember these are MORmONS you are tryng to deal with, so what it really means is that they promise all this superlative stuff as a never seen eventuality, in the mean time they put you on a tread mill for their LDS Inc cult, clean out your bank account, suck you dry financially, run you into the ground & rape all your women folk. In reality, its not that good of a deal.
@Hausergal007 "Latter-day Saints Church did away with having more than 1 wife a long time ago. Sorry!"
did they really? or are you just stupid enough to parrot some misleading BS LDS Inc(MORmON)PR blurb? MORmONISM teaches that marriage lasts through death, applying MORmONS own teaching means that LDS men EVEN TODAY are allowed to have more than one wife.SORRY! this is just applying MORmONS own doctrine of eternal families &marriage(even though its BS) to prove you wrong.
I was clued in to these idiots long ago. This is some of the dumbest stuff ever. And where do you find a gathering of the stupidest white people in the world? At a Mormon church!
@JennyThnxMeatStnx if you think this is scary, consider what it was like to go through the LDS temple before 1990, being molested as a matter of course in the "washing & anointing" ceremony, and then blindsiding ppl with death threats, made to ppl if they gave away any MORmON secrets. MORmONS are sick FREAKS !
@bennchaca What are you talking about??? Most of this video isn't real anyway. God didn't have sex with Mary.... And us mormons were never molesters and we never threatened people! Where in the world could you have gotten the false impression we would EVER do that?
I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I have to say this movie had me laughing to tears. This is a completely incorrect video with little to no factual information. Read for yourself from the Book of Mormon and you will find this video a joke. It is good for a laugh though :D
2:53 "Thousands of years later, Aloeheim in human form once again journeyed to earth from the Star-Based Cola. This time to have sex the virgin Mary. *knock-knock* In order to provide Jesus with a physical body."
@Xilosphere thanks for MOCKING & RIDICULING actual MORmON doctrine that should be Mocked!
Your MORmON Friends wont be very fond of that ! & it totally undoes earlier endorsements of the MORmONS that you did. Keep it up & you will find out just exactly how VICIOUS & UNFRIENDLY MORmONS really are!
@bennchaca I was part of a mormon church for 4 years back when I still believed in Jesus and his unicorns. Trust me when I say, they aren't bad people at all. Maybe the fundamentalists, but not LDS members. Before I attended an LDS church, though, I was sifting through "normal" denominations of the Christian delusion. Such as evangelist, baptist, and even catholic churches for a short period of time... Needless to say, I've since branched to the realm of NON-THEISM.
This is the funniest video ever. Mormons are some of the nicer Christians I've met and have slightly more logic to their belief system than most. Not that I care for their teachings either though.
And to think, people STILL aimlessly believe in any religions at all. It's bogus, just follow the Golden Rule and you'll be dandy and morally sound in most instances.
@Xilosphere YOU have a video on your site account that ridicules nutty street preachers, AND THEN you come here to stick up for the WHACKO MORmONS who have full time world wide missionaries/SALESMEN who go right to PPLs front door peddling their INSANE Book of MORmON/ very tired Joe Smith gold plates scam and Phony Xtian rip off Secret Handshaking crap religion. & you think this video is funny? as You defend the criminal LDS INC cult? HOW STUPID ARE YOU REALLY? MORmON stupid apparently!
@bennchaca lol, nice. how long do you think it'll be till they administer gay leaders and deny all claims of being affiliated with the prop 8 campaign, as they did with blacks.
@sporemaster34 yah well that would be a real good point to exit MORmONISM for most MORmONS too.
I found out the hard way, on an LDS mission, that dirty detail REALLY IS MORmON doctrine, & its my fault that & punishment that I did not quit the foul filthy LDS cult right then as I should have.
@phildew18 No it doesn't this level of crazy is as old as an old thing that is extremely old !! ( I am agreeing with you except for the word "new" ) This shit is OLD !!
@phildew18 This Stupid cartoon is practicaly NOTHING we 'MORmON' believe in. Jesus was never married, we do not get married in the temple to become gods, as the dumb movie says, Heavenly father only has one wife, and AOUGH! Almost NONE of this cartoon is right!!
@Veritatis101 just incase you didnt know, i know that mormons dont belive this(your comment was a little vague, so i just thought i would make sure you didnt misinterpret it)
@vikingdrizzit thanks again vikingdrizzit(by the way love your username-my ancestors were vikings) I am learning what the test of being a true Christian is to remember than even these our children of God and no matter what to not allow yourself to stoop to their level of deceipt, lies, etc. in fact not to stoop at all and usually not even to comment. Life's too short if you catch my meaning. What gets me is that anyone would believe a church of 14 million plus members would believe this either.
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." -John 3:16
1st of all...none of Cain's offspring survived the flood in Genesis... Proof of that is only 8 people in total escape and made it on to and into the ark. Noah and his wife, his 3 sons and their 3 wives,. Now Noah is offspring lineage through "Seth" Genesis chp. 6. No one from the lineage of Cain made it on the Ark. So how did Cain have any offspring survive the flood in the 1st place. The word mormon is no where in the The Holy Bible let alone the term mormon jesus. Morons of LDS are liars.
@SIDMuzik "lmfao and people believe this bullshit, somebody shoot me" be careful saying that around MORmONS, they will do it ! Remember these nut cases wholesale mass murdered a wagon train in the 1850's
and they do mock throat slashing in the LDS temples as their worship.
@SIDMuzik yes personally I find it sad that anyone would have no other purpose than to spent all their time attacking any group of people especially ones who are simply striving to better themselves, love God and their neighbors as themselves as Christ taught.
@Veritatis101 here's the thing, everyone's got different beliefs, i personally was born a muslim but now i've strung out, im just studying each religion, i don't want to change religion, im not religion anyways lol, but anyways im just trying to find out the truth, there's just too much 'info' going around... but as long as you're true to yourself and others and not an ignorant 'know it all' fuck, then you're good
@SIDMuzik thank you I have many Muslim friends and also believe that there is way to much misinformation and haters out there. I have been raised and believe that as well. Those haters to me are not only hurting others but are hurting themselves. God bless you my friend. يتم تدريسها لاننا نعتقد أيضا في أنبياء الله. ونحن نعتقد في الحب غير المشروط من جميع الآخرين وأنفسنا. بارك الله فيك يا صديقي.
@SIDMuzik this is BS and any Mormon who saw this would agree it does not represent their beliefs. This guy who posted this and is making comments is a deceiver who apparently prefers falsehoods to truth. And creating hatred to peace.
"Known for his tall tales"..... That there..... That should set off all the alarm bells.
On another note, this is just as believable as any other denomination of christianity, islam or judaism for instance. They're all either bat shit crazy or gullable as hell, take your pick.
The way the people got the black skin, thats not true, and at 5:25, not jospeh, its a holy ghost that they say they get from baptism at age 8, There are alot of wong things in here, but its pretty much on the same trail.
This actually makes more sense than Mormonism.
cyasi 3 months ago
CHECK YOUR FACTS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
greviewer73 4 months ago
THIS IS A RETARDED AND NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
greviewer73 4 months ago
Wow, I didn't know god was a pimp xD
VampireMutilator 5 months ago
Joseph Smith, was a sick demented pedophile false prophet.
His bazar teachings are scientoligy like.
MARK1212WHY 5 months ago
THIS IS A CROCK OF SHIT OF LIES!!!!!! THIS SHIT IS NOT TRUE!!!! AWAKE AWAKE CHILDREN OF ISREAL!! AWAKE!!!!(BLACKS, HISPANICS, NATIVE AMERICANS) AWAKE MY PEOPLE!! COME OUT OF ALL THIS FALSE DOCTRINES!! PLEASE WAKE UP MY PEOPLE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! IM BEGGING YOU!!!! THIS IS NOT TRUE!! READ THE HOLY BIBLE!!!!!! IT EXPLAIN EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR BLACK ANCESTORS AND THE 12 TRIBES!!! AWAKE AWAKE!!!
99Thepoet 5 months ago
@99Thepoet So this is bullshit but your bible is on the money? Please.
Dagens24 5 months ago
T@Dagens24 the bible is the truth weather
u like it or understand it or except it.
99Thepoet 5 months ago
AND MY VERSION OF HEAVEN IS TO INFINTETLY SUPPLY BABIES?
FUCK. THAT.
tarjay35 5 months ago 2
...So I'm black because I'm neutral?
But what about Asians and Hispanics?
I find this all very amusing in its ridiculousness.
tarjay35 5 months ago
This is nothing but crap. I have never in the 30 some years I've been a member of the LDS Church ever hear of any of this crap. It is just faults teachings and if you really wanted to know what was true you'd get on your knees and pray about it. I guarantee you will find this is false doctrine.
Hausergal007 6 months ago
@Hausergal007 there are probly many things you don't know about your own church man, sorry for you. False dcotrine, dude, go to the source, your own church history.
Chinaculiacan 6 months ago
@Hausergal007 if you could postpone your MORmON "I'm going to become a God with secret handshakes" arrogance fueled piss fit long enough to open the video description, you will see that there are references given going back to LDS sources for every issue presented in this cartoon. Learn about your sick LDS religion before you just shoot off you crap spewing MORmON mouth! Until then you can shove your MORmON guarantee! ITs worthless as your stupid LDS ordinances. MORmON !
bennchaca 5 months ago 5
and I thought scientology was retarded
capnhands 6 months ago
hey watch out ! mormonism is a very sneaky and decieving cult and they are not biblicle christains the book of mormon is in direct conflict to the bible they are worshiping a faulse jesus and are leading many to there eternal damnation to hell. some of them are very nice but very well skamed out. check out way of the master mormonism that will show you more the teachings of joseph smith cant save only the finished work of jesus christ on the cross repent turn from sin and trust in christ alone!!
mamainmancj 6 months ago
IF this is true , I think it should be the next Saturday Night Live show. It could provide millions with a fit of laughing that hasn't been seen since John Belushi's "Ninja Laundry" sketch !
curiousgeorge1940 6 months ago 2
@curiousgeorge1940 its true in that it really is original MORmON beliefs/teaching no matter how much MORmON admin currently tries to downplay these highly ridiculous &embarrassing concepts.of course the concepts themselves are a load of Garbage.MORmONISM has been a pat American laughing stock since 1830.The funny thing is that MORmON PR originally enthusiastically promoted this stuff as LDS doctrine, THEN they found out how OFFENSIVE it was to Xtians.So LDS lies&blindsides ppl with it now.
bennchaca 6 months ago
It reminds me of Marvel's Thor story
yansijanin 6 months ago
@yansijanin "It reminds me of Marvel's Thor story"
well that would be good as far as the MONEY GRUBBING BLOOD SUCKING LDS CORPORATION is concerned, because ppl pay money to read that comic, they pay to watch the new Movie "Thor" so they want to know how much can they wring out of you over this story. The LYING Theiving MORmON bastards.
bennchaca 6 months ago
Maybe it's true, maybe it's not; a mind-set that makes THIS work just as well as the Old Testament, and a little BETTER THAN the New Testament (as this gives us a good example of living normal lives, while the NT just gives us a good example of a huge buck-pass).
mythmanjay 6 months ago
@666AntiChristianity actually dark skinned is just the way Humans originally came, the species originating in the conditions & area that you described. That is what DNA research shows. The light skin was the adaptation, from moving to cooler regions & using clothes.
bennchaca 6 months ago
that...is fucking hilarious
viking977 6 months ago
This is a neat cartoon. I find this whole Mormon story in this cartoon really interesting. I am not a Mormon and I doubt I ever will be, but Mormonism is no more ridiculous or "bad" than any other religion. I can't say I love all of the Mormon beliefs, but it's a fascinating myth.
WugLife 6 months ago 5
@WugLife this cartoon is an example of HUGE ROI for PR $ spent. Madison Avenue worships Ads that pay dividends the way this toon does. It cost Ed Decker about 10,000 $ to make this, its cost LDS INC BILLIONS in NEGATIVE PR. But it only works because these really are embarrassing original LDS teachings.
Ironically LDS inc made presentations like this FIRST, but they found out the hard way that the Xtian oriented public finds MORmON teachings to be very offensive !
bennchaca 6 months ago
And what are with Asian guys?
ViralWeed 6 months ago
cults
john22jade 6 months ago
i know alot about mormons and this is really the strangest thing i have ever heard of them
TheChewy94 6 months ago
wait a second... there all blond! i smell some fascist hitler in there!
Iqbaddh 7 months ago
i remember laughing when a bunch of mormons ran up on a guy and he played this cartoon for them.
delli2011 7 months ago
Scientology is the only more bullshitty religion I have ever heard of.
rustile306 7 months ago
is this serious?
SuperRantcasey 7 months ago
Joseph Smith must've pitched his "prophechies" to Marvel Comics.
TranceAdrenalineRush 7 months ago
wait, where do white non-mormons come in?
psyckojoe 7 months ago
LoL. Oh my...
Vaeviktis 7 months ago
Mormonism=Best Christian fanfiction ever.
note4note 7 months ago
@note4note christianity is fanfiction on its own as well lol
jae1g 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA if anyone follows these beliefs then yall are a bunch of fucken idiots
cassideez 7 months ago
I HAAAVVVEEEEEE THE POWERRRRRRR
slycoo777 7 months ago
Has anyone here read the BOOK of MORMON ..? are we just believing hearsay and silly cartoons like this one ?
This is so far fetched and incorrect.... id say portions are correct, but these propagandas do a nice job of turning people away from the church.
those who are thirsty for the truth will see through all the lIES.. believe me, MORMONISM AWAITS YOU ..a beautiful life if you wish it - who is happier, healthier, more successful ...the angry idiots telling you the church is bad ? or US ?
dieneddie 7 months ago
@dieneddie
It's not a question of who is happier. It's a question of what is true. We are thinking beings. Why someone would voluntarily abandon their reason for a belief system that is demonstrably untrue (and racist, I might add), I have no idea.
Although, now that I think about it... the multiple wives on other planets in the afterlife is tempting... int he same way that 72 virgins are tempting.
Wake up.
supowit 7 months ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
it all make sense now
no wonder MORMONS ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS
Johnandvanessa 7 months ago
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb...
Stargeek2006 7 months ago
why are they all white blondes.
punca 7 months ago
DAMN GOD BE PIMPIN!
KevinandSergeLPs 7 months ago
I cant even begain to really comment on this.....wow.....
janeblow80 7 months ago
this is some good sci fi
PlasmaMoon 7 months ago
wow low blow to the back race assholes
godzillafights 7 months ago
This makes so much sense!!!
jiffinbigles 7 months ago
I love how the Mormons get on here and cry about this not being true.......Thing is, IT IS 100% true. That is the sad part...I am an ex mormon. I KNOW(mormons love to use the word "know") that this is true!. Look at your doctrine. Look at what your prophets have said.
go to utlm.org
ProudtobeGOP92 7 months ago
I think you all are absolutely INSANE and need to study and go to a mormon church yourselves!!! This video is a load of CRAP and im disgusted you can all actually believe what garbage this stupid cartoon made up... CARTOON LOL, GO THERE AND BE READY TO HEAR THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU JUST HEARD!!!
AuroraNikolePhoenix 7 months ago
@AuroraNikolePhoenix this is exactly what they teach i have freubds whi are ex mormons stop trying to hide the truth
godzillafights 7 months ago
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AuroraNikolePhoenix 7 months ago
Where do the magic beans come in?
zardoz252 8 months ago
@zardoz252 "Where do the magic beans come in?" In MORmONISM its magic underwear that MORmONS call temple garments & magic rocks that MORmONS call seer stones. MORmON founder Pervert Joe Used his magic seer stone (supposedly) to translate the Book of MORmON.
bennchaca 8 months ago 2
♪♫DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB ♪♫ -Southpark
cookieicxc 8 months ago 2
No stranger than Christian doctrine.
MackTuesday 8 months ago
HOLY CRAP!!!!!! That is possibly the most outrageous thing ive ever seen! The stuff about black people!? And what about Mary, how would she be a virgin? And Jesus? is he like some kind of pimp? I mean who bangs their mom? and the BS about joseph smith, come on give me a break.
P.S. WTF is Celestial Sex?!
amarionsanchez 8 months ago
@amarionsanchez Celestial sex would be the level above the mile high club.
AllarionAresian 7 months ago
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zztops08 8 months ago
I love how 90% of this is lies. And people say that mormons are the ones trying to trick people.
Dodiddlydododo 8 months ago
@Dodiddlydododo What part is a lie? PLEASE tell me. Because I can give you quotes, doctrine, etc to prove you that you dont even know about your own doctrine.
ProudtobeGOP92 7 months ago
After watching this i'm lead to belive that the LDS is on LSD.
turboboy68 8 months ago
Anyone else think this sounds like a mix of all super hero stories ever all combined.
eugkra34 8 months ago
uhm....
wut
infernoburrito 8 months ago
I love how it said even in the video that Joseph Smith was known for his "tall tales".
FERENCHAK 8 months ago
You have to be developmentally disabled to want to believe in Mormonism. What a racist religion!
reverendd 8 months ago
One universal rule is that, no two beings can ever agree on everything. There will be differences. If there was more than one God, this universe would not be perfect! Why is it hard to believe in One God. it's not like we have a billion presidents to rule a country etc. The last Prophet I can assure you was not Joseph Smith. May God guide these people to the right direction.
Jarsoo12 8 months ago
@Jarsoo12 True that.
Dodiddlydododo 8 months ago
So according to Mormons, God is not Eternal. He was actually born, and grew up, and learnt what's right and wrong, and had many wives and at least one lover. This was the most sickening mumbo jumbo I have ever heard, and it hurts me that people can belive such things about God.
I bear witness to the One Eternal God, and I bear witness to all of his real prophets.
icedudefromZetaR 8 months ago
@icedudefromZetaR That sounds to me like "Your invisible magical superfriends = fake. Mine = real.
ndrthrdr1 8 months ago
@ndrthrdr1
That is true. Actually, mine make sence, while these don't. At the very least, mine don't defy logic and reason.
According to the Smith, Elohim is a man-god, and lives on a planet far, far away. This could be used as inspiration for a very interesting novel, I think... xD
icedudefromZetaR 8 months ago
This reminds me so much of He-Man.
DaveFishBulb 8 months ago 16
Jesus was mormon? Couldve sworn on my mother's life he was jewish
hillaryhater3 8 months ago 6
Epic
BasicInsB4LvingEarth 8 months ago
@Veritatis101 you are not allowed to post CRAP comments at my site.
bennchaca 8 months ago
People actually believe this.
amgkmpsr 8 months ago
3:00 is perhaps the most awkward thing I've seen in a while...
Kulgera4 8 months ago
:-) I ment LDS, of course, not LSD.
muellkoerbchen 8 months ago
Thank you very much for posting this strange cartoon! I wanna say that I have respect for Mormons, but I hardly could respect the Mormon faith! I mean, as a European Protestant Christian, I heared a lot about some irrational and weired rumors about the development of Mormon ideas, in particular of those of Jos. Smith; but that it's (or used to be, officially, however) THAT ridiculous, hah! No one could say that the LSD is comparible to the Christian Church, unfortunately.
muellkoerbchen 8 months ago
Oh brother...this cartoon is stupid.
connerposse 8 months ago
In the Torah, it says "Elohim" which is the plural word for God, stating there is more than one God.. It says it in Genesis for example.
BrotherDeWalt 8 months ago
@BrotherDeWalt To help you in this is to read Deuteronomy 6:4 “Hear, O Israel! The Lord is our God, the Lord is one!" so then Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning, God (Elohim) created the heavens and the earth" then go on to verse 26 "God said let US make man in our image...". You see this only supports the Trinity, does not show there are more than one God just that God is 3 (Father, Son, and Holly Spirit) all one God.
Exodus314IAM 8 months ago
@Exodus314IAM Elohim also supports that Godhood is passed down. There is only one god at a time and no more, but it can be passed down..
BrotherDeWalt 8 months ago
@BrotherDeWalt passed down?? what are you talking about? How does an eternal God pass something down (Deuteronomy 33:27; Genesis 21:33; Romans 11:25-36)?
Exodus314IAM 8 months ago
@Exodus314IAM There is always a God that is eternal, but, as it says in the video, a man can receive Godhood.
BrotherDeWalt 8 months ago
@BrotherDeWalt Really so I can be a god? how can I be a god?
Exodus314IAM 8 months ago
@Exodus314IAM Theoretically yes, what have you done so far? Have you judged others? have you repented of your sins?, is Jesus your savior?. There are many things you need to fullfill in order to receive godhood. Many people think were crazy for believing it, but are we not free to believe it?. Its sort of like this analogy, Jesus Christ probably wont have his second coming happen in this lifetime, but does that not mean it wont happen?. Would you believe something god told you or a earthly text?
BrotherDeWalt 8 months ago
@Exodus314IAM "Really so I can be a god? how can I be a god?"
By the power of secret MORmON handshakes! & you have to be a MORmON to believe it !
bennchaca 8 months ago
completely false, nice try.
ainigrive 9 months ago
What funny is this is totally false! Nice effort tho!
skullsrock19 9 months ago
@skullsrock19
You're wrong. It's completely true. I was a Mormon for 30 years, and was taught most of this in the temple. A lot of it isn't taught anymore because it's just too weired. Obviously you don't know your religion very well... ask your bishop.
ZelphKinderhook 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
eirinoc 9 months ago
I'm convinced! Where do i sign up? Before signing, i need in written a statement saying i will have AT LEAST 3 wives and rule AT LEAST 2 planets.
bboyzjimmy1 9 months ago 13
@bboyzjimmy1 yah, all that MORmON godhood sounds so good, but remember these are MORmONS you are tryng to deal with, so what it really means is that they promise all this superlative stuff as a never seen eventuality, in the mean time they put you on a tread mill for their LDS Inc cult, clean out your bank account, suck you dry financially, run you into the ground & rape all your women folk. In reality, its not that good of a deal.
bennchaca 9 months ago
@bennchaca You just can't believe every cartoon you see. A stretch, I know, but.....try.
davethefed 9 months ago
@bennchaca You just can't believe every cartoon you see. A stretch, I know, but.....try.
davethefed 9 months ago
@bennchaca learn to read buddy and now go read the book of mormon at least the first page
fwizzledwizzle 7 months ago
@bboyzjimmy1
Latter-day Saints Church did away with having more than 1 wife a long time ago. Sorry!
Hausergal007 6 months ago
@Hausergal007 "Latter-day Saints Church did away with having more than 1 wife a long time ago. Sorry!"
did they really? or are you just stupid enough to parrot some misleading BS LDS Inc(MORmON)PR blurb? MORmONISM teaches that marriage lasts through death, applying MORmONS own teaching means that LDS men EVEN TODAY are allowed to have more than one wife.SORRY! this is just applying MORmONS own doctrine of eternal families &marriage(even though its BS) to prove you wrong.
bennchaca 6 months ago
And where is the prove?
babyelijah09 9 months ago
I was clued in to these idiots long ago. This is some of the dumbest stuff ever. And where do you find a gathering of the stupidest white people in the world? At a Mormon church!
arklat 9 months ago
this is scary as shit
JennyThnxMeatStnx 9 months ago 2
@JennyThnxMeatStnx if you think this is scary, consider what it was like to go through the LDS temple before 1990, being molested as a matter of course in the "washing & anointing" ceremony, and then blindsiding ppl with death threats, made to ppl if they gave away any MORmON secrets. MORmONS are sick FREAKS !
bennchaca 9 months ago
@bennchaca What are you talking about??? Most of this video isn't real anyway. God didn't have sex with Mary.... And us mormons were never molesters and we never threatened people! Where in the world could you have gotten the false impression we would EVER do that?
busterbean1997 8 months ago
All religions are idiotic.
ilovesarakim 9 months ago
" Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
airsharp001 9 months ago
WHO WAS KNOWN FOR HIS TALL TALES! you morons, excuse me, mormons, are idiots.
ThePsychoticScyth396 9 months ago
Becoming a polygmist God...I can dig that.
Thopter 9 months ago
I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I have to say this movie had me laughing to tears. This is a completely incorrect video with little to no factual information. Read for yourself from the Book of Mormon and you will find this video a joke. It is good for a laugh though :D
lildudespider 9 months ago
wow, this is worse than old space ghost.
actually space ghost was cool.
and people knew it was fiction.
wait, when did rome invade america?
bad rotoscoping
celestial kingdom = Asgard?
kelbykross1 9 months ago
wow, this is worse than old space ghost.
actually space ghost was cool.
and people knew it was fiction.
wait, when did rome invade america?
bad rotoscoping
kelbykross1 9 months ago
wow, this is worse than old space ghost.
actually space ghost was cool.
and people knew it was fiction.
kelbykross1 9 months ago
wow, this is worse than old space ghost
kelbykross1 9 months ago
I used to be Mormon. This is all BS.
Idespiseraccoons 9 months ago
Not completely accurate, but close. I'm an ex-mormon
MrTlemon 9 months ago
Superman's magic underwear are red though.
Jerricho68 9 months ago
LmaO
Underleaf76 9 months ago
@Underleaf76 yup MORmONISM has been American laughing stock ever since day one in 1830 when it started.
bennchaca 9 months ago
This makes christianity look believable.
ChadisbrokenDIB 9 months ago 2
lol, coolest religion ever. i'm game for some endless celestial sex.
MrVincentR 9 months ago
@MrVincentR well just remember that MORmONS always LIE & always mess things up, so in this instance
endless celestial sex really means Joe Smith & Brigham Young endlessly raping your ass.
bennchaca 9 months ago 2
@bennchaca I think you may be correct sir.
lastofmany1 9 months ago
what a load of shit!
donovan710 9 months ago
2:53 "Thousands of years later, Aloeheim in human form once again journeyed to earth from the Star-Based Cola. This time to have sex the virgin Mary. *knock-knock* In order to provide Jesus with a physical body."
Hahahaha~ ROFLMFAO!
Xilosphere 9 months ago
@Xilosphere thanks for MOCKING & RIDICULING actual MORmON doctrine that should be Mocked!
Your MORmON Friends wont be very fond of that ! & it totally undoes earlier endorsements of the MORmONS that you did. Keep it up & you will find out just exactly how VICIOUS & UNFRIENDLY MORmONS really are!
bennchaca 9 months ago
@bennchaca I was part of a mormon church for 4 years back when I still believed in Jesus and his unicorns. Trust me when I say, they aren't bad people at all. Maybe the fundamentalists, but not LDS members. Before I attended an LDS church, though, I was sifting through "normal" denominations of the Christian delusion. Such as evangelist, baptist, and even catholic churches for a short period of time... Needless to say, I've since branched to the realm of NON-THEISM.
PS: Pimp Aloeheim is funny!!
Xilosphere 9 months ago
This is the funniest video ever. Mormons are some of the nicer Christians I've met and have slightly more logic to their belief system than most. Not that I care for their teachings either though.
And to think, people STILL aimlessly believe in any religions at all. It's bogus, just follow the Golden Rule and you'll be dandy and morally sound in most instances.
Xilosphere 9 months ago
@Xilosphere YOU have a video on your site account that ridicules nutty street preachers, AND THEN you come here to stick up for the WHACKO MORmONS who have full time world wide missionaries/SALESMEN who go right to PPLs front door peddling their INSANE Book of MORmON/ very tired Joe Smith gold plates scam and Phony Xtian rip off Secret Handshaking crap religion. & you think this video is funny? as You defend the criminal LDS INC cult? HOW STUPID ARE YOU REALLY? MORmON stupid apparently!
bennchaca 9 months ago
@Xilosphere "Mormons are some of the nicer Christians I've met and have slightly more logic to their belief system than most."
Yah its called an ulterior motive, -they put on a phony veneer to get you to join their insane church / CULT.
bennchaca 9 months ago
@bennchaca "Mormons ..... have slightly more logic to their belief system than most."
WOW you really stepped in CRAP right there!
bennchaca 9 months ago
@bennchaca lol, nice. how long do you think it'll be till they administer gay leaders and deny all claims of being affiliated with the prop 8 campaign, as they did with blacks.
MIS315 9 months ago
...Woah. Really? REALLY?
jarkle 9 months ago
jesus christ is the only way, and herb is the healing of the nations.
Moe1234ize 9 months ago
TOTALY WRONG!!
Iluvsugarmilk 9 months ago
ONE WIFE!
Iluvsugarmilk 9 months ago
What a total croc of shit !! I do hope millions of people do not believe this. It is like Scientology before anyone knew what a galvanometer was !!!.
domnal 9 months ago
2:59 God came to earth to fuck the virgin mary? i stopped watching there
sporemaster34 10 months ago 2
@sporemaster34 yah well that would be a real good point to exit MORmONISM for most MORmONS too.
I found out the hard way, on an LDS mission, that dirty detail REALLY IS MORmON doctrine, & its my fault that & punishment that I did not quit the foul filthy LDS cult right then as I should have.
bennchaca 10 months ago
trip
benblewup 10 months ago
lol? is this shit for real? i knew mormons were loopy but this.....this takes it to a WHOLE new level of crazy.
phildew18 10 months ago
@phildew18 No it doesn't this level of crazy is as old as an old thing that is extremely old !! ( I am agreeing with you except for the word "new" ) This shit is OLD !!
domnal 9 months ago
@phildew18 This Stupid cartoon is practicaly NOTHING we 'MORmON' believe in. Jesus was never married, we do not get married in the temple to become gods, as the dumb movie says, Heavenly father only has one wife, and AOUGH! Almost NONE of this cartoon is right!!
Iluvsugarmilk 9 months ago
@Iluvsugarmilk actually, it is
MIS315 9 months ago
@Veritatis101 just incase you didnt know, i know that mormons dont belive this(your comment was a little vague, so i just thought i would make sure you didnt misinterpret it)
vikingdrizzit 10 months ago
@vikingdrizzit thanks again vikingdrizzit(by the way love your username-my ancestors were vikings) I am learning what the test of being a true Christian is to remember than even these our children of God and no matter what to not allow yourself to stoop to their level of deceipt, lies, etc. in fact not to stoop at all and usually not even to comment. Life's too short if you catch my meaning. What gets me is that anyone would believe a church of 14 million plus members would believe this either.
Veritatis101 10 months ago
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." -John 3:16
lds dot org
Veritatis101 10 months ago 2
3:08 "Let us FUCK."
MrFroggz 10 months ago 2
@ 0:56 seconds - Did I hear that right or did he just say the dude/spirit child/god lives on a planet called "colon"?
=/
Falxon 10 months ago
@Falxon It's called "Kolob."
TheJellybeaner100 9 months ago
@TheJellybeaner100 Ah right you are, thank you... this whole thing almost lost it's credibility for a moment there. ;)
(I do appreciate the reply btw)
Falxon 9 months ago
Why are so many of them white with blonde hair?
TastyTacoBoy 10 months ago
@TastyTacoBoy Because...blondes have more fun?
Mammasaymammasaw 10 months ago
their story changes all the time so I'm sure there will be mormons on here saying, that's not what we believe!... exactly.
bjonb78 10 months ago
1st of all...none of Cain's offspring survived the flood in Genesis... Proof of that is only 8 people in total escape and made it on to and into the ark. Noah and his wife, his 3 sons and their 3 wives,. Now Noah is offspring lineage through "Seth" Genesis chp. 6. No one from the lineage of Cain made it on the Ark. So how did Cain have any offspring survive the flood in the 1st place. The word mormon is no where in the The Holy Bible let alone the term mormon jesus. Morons of LDS are liars.
theIthessaloniansPJ 10 months ago 2
what about brown skin ppl like mexicans,salvadorians ext..?? r they semi cursed lol?
xRobertx209 10 months ago
@xRobertx209 well thats what the POS book of MORmON says!
bennchaca 10 months ago
lmfao and people believe this bullshit, somebody shoot me
SIDMuzik 10 months ago
@SIDMuzik "lmfao and people believe this bullshit, somebody shoot me" be careful saying that around MORmONS, they will do it ! Remember these nut cases wholesale mass murdered a wagon train in the 1850's
and they do mock throat slashing in the LDS temples as their worship.
bennchaca 10 months ago
@bennchaca lmfao i tell them to BRING IT ON hahahah, they're a bunch of cartoon motherfuckers LOL
SIDMuzik 10 months ago
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Veritatis101 10 months ago
@Veritatis101 forreal? well FUCK this guy who uploaded it, fuck you fakers, stupid fucks
SIDMuzik 10 months ago 2
@SIDMuzik yes personally I find it sad that anyone would have no other purpose than to spent all their time attacking any group of people especially ones who are simply striving to better themselves, love God and their neighbors as themselves as Christ taught.
Veritatis101 10 months ago 2
@Veritatis101 here's the thing, everyone's got different beliefs, i personally was born a muslim but now i've strung out, im just studying each religion, i don't want to change religion, im not religion anyways lol, but anyways im just trying to find out the truth, there's just too much 'info' going around... but as long as you're true to yourself and others and not an ignorant 'know it all' fuck, then you're good
SIDMuzik 10 months ago 2
@SIDMuzik thank you I have many Muslim friends and also believe that there is way to much misinformation and haters out there. I have been raised and believe that as well. Those haters to me are not only hurting others but are hurting themselves. God bless you my friend. يتم تدريسها لاننا نعتقد أيضا في أنبياء الله. ونحن نعتقد في الحب غير المشروط من جميع الآخرين وأنفسنا. بارك الله فيك يا صديقي.
Veritatis101 10 months ago 2
@SIDMuzik The snag is "the know it all fucks" are usually RELIGIOUS !! Try Fox News for example .
domnal 9 months ago
@SIDMuzik this is BS and any Mormon who saw this would agree it does not represent their beliefs. This guy who posted this and is making comments is a deceiver who apparently prefers falsehoods to truth. And creating hatred to peace.
Veritatis101 10 months ago 3
I think they got the name wrong, isn't it supposed to be Vorgon instead of Mormon?
TheTexanCanadian 10 months ago
Total rubbish
celtusguy 10 months ago
"Known for his tall tales"..... That there..... That should set off all the alarm bells.
On another note, this is just as believable as any other denomination of christianity, islam or judaism for instance. They're all either bat shit crazy or gullable as hell, take your pick.
a99alela 11 months ago
The way the people got the black skin, thats not true, and at 5:25, not jospeh, its a holy ghost that they say they get from baptism at age 8, There are alot of wong things in here, but its pretty much on the same trail.
deezOlOnutz 11 months ago