Cavalcade- Adopted

[MC91man]

I didn't realize the nipples for like 20 seconds

[cleopatra719]

i want 2:02 mins of my life back! :(

[thetimemexican]

@cleopatra719 did you love the last second?

[planetary109]

@cleopatra719 Well you probably just lost 10 more seconds just by posting that pointless comment of yours.

[yoyohayli]

@cleopatra719 Was the last second worth it, or something? lol

[batmenace15]

(face palm) uuugh.

[Yaguacho]

THEY DID IT THEY FINALLY DID IT!!!!

[Kevaul0]

Wait why do they both have long tits?

Are they bro and sis?

[nmfff]

Wait doesnt the fact that both the parents have the elongated areola's mean there is a higher chance of them being related?

[hermitcrabgurl101]

lol, i have a bf name mike XD he loves the color blue...and his hair is blonde and he is adopted i found this funny as hell X3

[flarfboy]

i wish i could sneeze horse feet turdsneeze.

[BrokenSp00n]

Wait I don't get it does the wife AND husband have huge nipples, Since it's genetics isn't only 1 supposed to have really long nipples?

[y2kblackout]

So does this mean that the parents are siblings?

No reason for them both to share such rare genetic traits:P

[andrew1haddad]

i was expecting the turdsneze, but the horse feet? lawl

[spl0uf]

As soon as they said his name I was like do it... JUST DO IT ALREADY.

[geyza0711]

saw the turdsneeze coming but horsefeet did in fact surprize me :D

[thissucksmy2]

ALBERT TURDSNEEZ

[Quadraxis]

A looot of people seems to hate Burger King for some reason

[schokobaerakasweet]

but when their nipples are same they must be related

[kingmobz]

@schokobaerakasweet my thoughts exactly...fucking inbreds

[kragonX3]

what the fudge

(oop. that guy just sneezed some poop. or fudge)

[milllionaiire]

can't believe you people are entertained by this...

[melleaf]

finally found the original!

[michetox]

0:21 to skip to the clip

[JoyceJeeZ]

... whatthahell

[jacak47410]

1:40 for turd sneeze

[Javierjahve]

You were adopted? he is not anymore? lol

[SasquatchLegend]

@Javierjahve Adoption is permanent, unless someone does something about it.

[BRANDSTATION]

@Javierjahve lololololololololololololololo­lolol

[KatcalledHepzi]

wtf lol

[ByNzre]

Hahahahahahahaha!

[TinyPicFilms]

I bet their nipples bend

[2t22tornadosiren]

i'd rather be adopted than inherit long nipples lol

[MyStickimation]

finally! the original clip!! XD

[RaptionPhysics]

@MyStickimation ikr?

[shoutmonx4k]

where do they buy their clothes?

[pikacookie71]

@shoutmonx4k at Nip's

[TheHolybobjack]

@shoutmonx4k the long nipple store lol

[FireFlight19943]

5ft Nipples xDDD



[TryHardProductions1]

Did the woman get stick nipples when she married the guy or are they related?? Weird

[sarkloid9]

I didnt notice their nipples until they said it

[Flamejoker16]

5 people have sticknipples

[imxrated93]

haha the sneezy thing had... oh wait wat wait... did chu see their nipples! oh lordy lordy!

[Ms9piece]

albert horsefeet turdsneese

[agentchowdown]

Haw haw

[Michellequin]

Thumbs if this is the only real video of the clip you found on Youtube. Rest is shit. 

[awesomeness7335]

Person under me wat!!!!!

[15Gepetto]

anyone else notice their nipples?

[MiG2880]

I don't care for this. It insists upon itself.

[LRdrum21]

least they don't need to pick up the turds...

[musics4me]

Albert Turdsneeze sounds like Seth Green

[AbstractPac]

@musics4me it is him

[khaled1990]

it's obvious that he is adopted , i can't see how they can have sex ?

[Tone411]

@khaled1990 Doggy style or Jackhammer position.

[starwarsfan117]

FINALLY THE FUCKING ORIGINAL

thank you mate, you do not know how many fakes i went through to get here

[roryfitzpatric]

Sticknipples xD

[MrInvisible04]

TURD SNEEZE LOL



[coolL9457]

albert horse feet turd sneeze? well i know what i'm naming my child......for those who dont get it im naming him Paul. or Paulina.

[ReBirthLunatic]

god, with that opening, now i know what burger king goes through to get me my double whopper. ronald mcdonald aint got shit on the king.

[king6595]

am I high?

[PollockQT]

@king6595 Just half, not all the way.

[offline4ever1234]

Did he just sneeze out a turd?.........gross

[JangaJordan]

What confuses me... Shouldn't only one of them have long nipples, unless they are related... o ____ o

[gagatep450]

they should have a family portrait at the background i wonder how it would look like and i mean the whole extended family of long nipples.

[woggums83]

Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes. They adopted a Jew? Why?

[TheLuckyCream]

@woggums83 Retard. Jews are the opposite. Jews are brown hair brown eyes. It's the Aryans or whatever that are blonde hair blue eyes. Ya know. The germans.

[psaile93]

Sexually oblivious rhino: Aw, what a sweet story!

[frogman34]

OMG PLANET OF THE APES FTW

[shadowmane55]

ok... so the parents are brother and sister??

[TeamFortess2vids]

Not Michael Sticknipples no, no, it is Albert Horseman Turdsneeze :D

[joeywomer]

@TeamFortess2vids Albert's middle name is Horsefeet.

[Jake4th3win]

got milk?

[Souasify]

I find it funny how the two top comments sorta go together

[KimChoJapFan]

Wait, the only way that they could both have the same genetic nipples is if they are biologically related, like brother and sister... eugh...

[TheChosenTroll]

@KimChoJapFan dumbass

[KimChoJapFan]

@TheChosenTroll :P

[ultimatum1895]

@KimChoJapFan unless their is some freakish disease

[KimChoJapFan]

@ultimatum1895 Well true that, but if it was able to be spread to her, maybe its an STD, but STD's are local to the area of penetration *giggity* But it wouldn't be up to her nipples, unless those nips touched his infected areas, but he would have to get it from someone else before she caught it

[diabirde]

@KimChoJapFan Well since there was a Burger king sponser, that might be Seth's way of saying that they had it their way.

[TravieMcTravTrav]

@KimChoJapFan Not necessarily- it could very easily be that two sticknippled people married

[KimChoJapFan]

@TravieMcTravTrav They're Everywhere Aren't They?

[Xarai]

@KimChoJapFan nah not really that would mean that all nasty black people are related

[KimChoJapFan]

@Xarai Explain to me how the color of a person's skin is relevant to certain physical features of more than one person, the two couple have the exact same genes, both have dark eyes and dark hair, nipples protruding past 3 feet from their bodies and they both share the same facial features, the same nose, eyes, and ears. There can be twins with different colored skin, for example my biological uncle is Mexican and I am 1/2 Asian, therefore that makes me some part Mexican and 1/2 Asian

[Xarai]

@KimChoJapFan the skin is genetic you should really look that up really

[KimChoJapFan]

@Xarai I know its genetic, if it wasn't then Tiger Woods wouldn't be 1/2 black (I'm not a racist)

[Xarai]

@KimChoJapFan I racist....... god damn mexicans

[Cameron1486]

@KimChoJapFan Or they have a similar trait like if both parents had blue eyes randomely, the child should too.

[TheDullahan]

@KimChoJapFan Here's a little math problem for you. The population of today is MASSIVE compared to even ten years ago. If you take today's population, compared to that of 1500, even if we presume NO ONE EVER DIED...You would still be directly related to every single person in the world...twice.

[MissViolet241]

@KimChoJapFan ..ok, EWWEWW SICK! gonna have nightmares now... :/

[Canonall]

@KimChoJapFan are you seriously trying yo find an explanation for a cartoon?

[KimChoJapFan]

@Canonall Not an explanation, although this cartoon is still very controversial after all of these years...

[silverhowler999]

@KimChoJapFan whatever, they don't have kids of their own

[WillTheGamer101]

@KimChoJapFan Or they have a same gene that codes for HUGE nipples. Basic Biology....

[KimChoJapFan]

@WillTheGamer101 Family reunions for the sticknipples :D

[XxChickenFried]

@KimChoJapFan Maybe they met at a nipple support group.

[superman800ify]

@KimChoJapFan maybe thats why they adopted?

[hamiltonlegend24]

@KimChoJapFan that's why they have such long nipples. selective breeding

[Blackeagle1250]

@KimChoJapFan or cousins.... which is also wrong

[pianomusiclover52]

LOL

[InfinityMinamimoto]

Turdsneeze. LOL

[ScreamingFangirl65]

... What?

[KimChoJapFan]

@ScreamingFangirl65 You'll learn this in Biology, you'll take Biology in HIgh School

[jimmyrules11]

@ScreamingFangirl65 what?

[Bunnybroiler]

First. I love these vidyas. :D