New Zealand Maori V Tonga Haka

[KingiRui]

@TheSigler88 His name is Shannon Paku

[fobulousfl1p]

theyre a few spears and arrows short of a tribal war

[cyberyanmar]

who won the game?

[ElliottKingp]

Its a shame that there was hardly anyone in the stands when this happened

[TheSigler88]

whats the players name of the crazy guy in the front of the all blacks while doing their haka?

[MegaGalaktiko]

this is sooo.......G.A.Y.

[PSIKiller007]

2;10 EPIC

[PSIKiller007]

OMG Undiscovered animals?!!

[PSIKiller007]

1:14 Bibeer!!!!! Kill Him!!!! looool

[Orkun1111]

2:56 he is like "WOW, IM FUCKED UP!"

[jordyleak]

who won

[tuberobotto]

Oohh yes, cannibal power is all the rage nowadays in rugby.

I used to fight extraterrestrial cannibals in my youth 'till I took an arrow to my knee.

[tuberobotto]

At this opportunity a song and dance would be great. How a bout a number from West Side Story? "There's gonna be a rumble tonight..." Nope? How about "I wannabe in a Rugby Team..."? Nope? "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."? LMAO

[cambelasben]

damn Im getting horny just watching the guy in front of the all black team

he is motherfucker great

[Akantanjuena]

2:23 - 2:25 ohhhh yeah baby!

[DrZombieful]

buahhh guapisimo el de delante y el otro sacando la lengua parecen como si los fuesen a comer no como si los fuesen a ganar

[Ancaryvan]

1212800... that's another round no. for me watching NZ Maori Team.

[IrishDanceable]

did the guy who was responsible for the ball forget it at home???

[hparkour]

0:42...it tht hose gear?

[BrothaYasuji]

1:57

Damian Marley grew his beard out and joined the Tongan rugby team?

[OhYeahFuckYeahBarbie]

all yous a fucken haters ?

[Bang258]

Possessed by the devil :D

[chaddub871]

@Bang258 is that what mummys got to say this time, 1st fooz ball and now the haka lol-waterboy

[spydereleven]

Every time I see the haka I shit bricks. Not going to lie.

[TEFLONTERROR1]

maoris ripped it up.. no suprizes there!

[cyberyanmar]

when there's no budget to hire cheerleaders...

[MsAKSfan]

I think the All Blacks are pretty much wicked looking... LOL must be hard not to be at least impressed facing that kind of energy!

[anggeilbabe67ist]

hehe sensual girl here just for you baby

[Pavlzer]

stupid people is what is see

[puketinho]

super tongues for specific purpose.

[MrAsmith130]

the red team was cared before they even started

[MrOli30]

die müssen alle kacken :-)

[xkraken93x]

My High School football team stole the All Blacks Haka....they put it to shame too. Lost every game. Fucking idiots. xD

[TheSigler88]

why does all black haka sounds and looks different sometimes?

[bloodlinerock13]

@TheSigler88 they have two different ones that they do

[SantomPh]

@TheSigler88 there are many types, with different chants. There is no single 'haka' used, although some are used more than others.

[sliqness]

Wow I got pumped up to watch the game for nothing

[Chekka112]

1:14 - 1:20 :-D

[eh2681]

What a the nice performance! Both warriors!!!!

[SergioSantaCruz4579]

Think new zealand totally showed their ass up :P

[WOLFGANGER666]

what a pack of fools!

[Msunbird02]

Guys, it's only a footy game ;)

[Ninjaboy1OOO]

29 people just shit their pants.

[LavadaTreasauy433]

lool I just wanna have fun with you

[Truebrotrue]

{midianolic} stikcing....new word aye porno queen, if ur lookn 4 the gay stuff ur definately lookn in the wrong place.

[midianholic]

Is the Maori stikcing his tongue out because he wants to rim the Tongans ?

[Usafkid94]

@midianholic no the maori did that because they ate their enemies

[12archieman]

I can't hear tonga doing the haka

[Bengaalkat]

looks like me on XTC

[KingiRui]

@SAPCmafi umm actually NZ Maori won this game. They went undefeated in the Pacific nations comp that year. I was there when they beat Australia A in the final.

[VGFTGGKV22]

Too bad no one was there to see this

[hhLouisa]

1:42 ist soo cool!

[spark1723cdn]

those rugby players should be in the american football league .

the indianapolis colts are looking for new players .

big big money!!!

[4ourEver]

@spark1723cdn Why would they want to play that pussy shit?

[SAPCmafi]

Score: TONGA 38 NZ 6

[marceburgos3]

:O WTF????

[smoog]

Is that a Tongan Jesus Christ I see in the Tongan team?

[SantomPh]

@smoog 'turn the other (guy's)cheek' ....with your thigh!

[TheNeals6]

OMG they are going to kill us ALL!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA

[whataboutredlorry]

Why are the stands so empty?! it looks like no one is there! beautiful haka, Timatanga is my favorite of all the hakas, I like the lyrics of Kapa o Pango, but the actions of Ka Mate.

[cesta64]

FANTASTIC !!!

[loy829]

They should change the New Zeland name to Maori Islands. Shame on the palangi

[azzaKaiapoi]

@loy829 loy829 you're an idiot. New Zealand has two official names, 'New Zealand' and 'Aotearoa', which is the Te Reo word used for New Zealand. Shame on you for being an idiot.

[loy829]

@azzaKaiapoi Does not really matter to me that i am an idiot about this.Because knowing about your culture does not pay my bills does it? You have not done anything but say a word that means garbage to me.

[FowlManor]

This isn't just rugby... it's WAR!!!

[spoung45a]

such a small turn out for a New Zealand match?

[cr0nicmunchies123]

The cameraman must of shit himself.

[SantomPh]

@cr0nicmunchies123 unless he was a New Zealander of course. Clean pants there.

[marielytgg]

min 2:36.... and that's why I ♥ Rugby... *^.^*

[marielytgg]

it smeels like testosterone....

[TheOnelove213]

Im sorry im not a hater but the haka is just way better, no matter what other cultures try to bring to the table the haka is ours and it rules sorry

[TheYaom]

omg can I have an orgy with all of them? they're hot!!! I wanna be a whore to them!

[MsDouser]

¿Qué Quién ganó el partido?...

Se los dejo a su imaginación.

[Sealskin1078]

Puts, não canso de ver. Insano mesmo!!!

[Frildo17]

What is the name of the player at 2:20 ?

[ewa433]

Arnold Schwaznegger 2.40=)

[TheMoggyStyle]

la piel de gallina! me encantan los all blacks,, viva nueva zelanda!!

[TimothytheTimmyofTim]

the new zealanders sound like they were zombies o.O

[GallagherFedd]

Just reading most of the comments makes me wanna puke, we all should learn about this men, and about the love that persists in every new zealander heart. Love for a part of their roots taken to highest level and to every daily activity of their lives. New Zealand i support you. Greetings from Argentina.

[NICKMAN33065]

en serio es una pelotudez 

[PachyFsa454]

pff , Esto ganan xq eso es un pacto con el diabloo xD

[yoeuk]

@26kingi have a culture and an interesting life. How about you? but thanks anyways. Still they are just apes. Did that meant to be scary? Sorry, it isn't! Just like you they are trying to intimidate with BRUTAL force like apes and monkeys. Just play the game bitches z

[MrZxzalexzxz]

@yoeuk its about there culture and tradition, its like goal celebrations you dont need to do them but people just do. Besides you can't comment on it being scary as you werent on the pitch about to play against them

[884lifeson]

hold up, the haka is the maori's brah many people dont know this

[jamesjcandi]

grow up fletchism respect other cultures instead of your rapist convict historu where your culture redneck?

[jamesjcandi]

HARD MEAN ARGENTINA PLAYED A MEAN GAME RESPECT FROM NZ!!!

[basel447]

Parecen unos locos cuando sacan la lengua.

[SatanJaguer]

These All Blacks are crazy but is my favourite rugby team, congratulations from Argentina!

[MsMiriata]

@SatanJaguer I hope you had the chance of coming down here to NZ, if not. I'm sure most if not all New Zealanders would like to thank the Argentina team for coming over and we hope they enjoyed their stay.

[bigbluedog0]

look it's piri weepu!

@SatanJaguer but this isn't the all blacks. they're the nz maori team. not the same.

[KSK0629]

@SatanJaguer same here from japan

[HorssingIT]

@Morgana0x Maori are as close related to warriors as an ethnic group can get, hahahahater

[Mante53]

I'm sure this game was won by New Zealand.

[Fletchism1]

I'm so sick of this stupid little dance, it was even done at the NRL grand final , Manly v Warriors , It scares no-one . C'mon Aussies

[MsMiriata]

@Fletchism1 Well why did you click on this video then? It clearly states "NZ Maori vs Tonga HAKA". If you dont like the way we KIWIs' have our traditions and custom, then please go and take a flying leap off the nearest cliff that you could find. Hahaha

[15polop]

@Fletchism1 ur bitch ass says dat over da internet but i bet u if dey did it rite in front ov ur bitch ass you'll shit in ur pants n run like a lil bitch :)

[gustavoq22]

llegan a hacer eso adelante mio me cago en los pantalones y salgo corriendo

[mmasvidal3]

@gustavoq22 que maricon si sos grandote no vas a tener miedo de estos !!!

[xReirax]

Okay, so.. who's the scary guy in the front? I'm officially terrified of him.

[bopbopanna]

@xReirax Which one? The bald one is Hosea Gear and the other one in front is Shannon Paku.

[bradgrand]

final score?

[Arielabinal]

Homosapiens



[Morgana0x]

Once they were warriors.

[lecueibeas98]

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[HaloReachSkillz]

23 people pissed themselves

[rafamopi]

2:20 that guy just wants to eat somebodys heart

[Mustaine]

fantastic... this is how all atheltes should enter on a field or on a cout

[admsitio]

Esto es joda. Que se tomaron estos pibes??? se fueron de mambo con el Haka. jajajaja!

[zarabuka]

LINDO

[Nathan2536]

looks like they r on LSD

[26kingi]

@Nathan2536 your a faggot.

[kristinbarron426465]

so If u're looking for a hot cutey, don't look further, Im here 4u

[anthonycotillo]

1:51 I didnt know "THE ROCK" played rugby

[hommerzero]

maori war?

[saykne]

the HAKA's Red are Suck , i Love the all blacks haka 

[Alito15376]

@edufre50 Gracias, pero no digas eso, y no generalices; Borges, Gardel y amigos argentinos que conozco no tienen nada que ver con este señor.

Saludos.

[Alito15376]

@guillelaorden. Jajajaja, ni como ayudarte.

Y me refería a cultura como sinonimia de civilización o etnia, pero no espero que lo comprendas, jejeje.

Y si eh, se nota luego luego que eres todo un letrado solo leyendo lo que escribes.

Jajajajajaja ^~^

Suerte y ya deja de escribir boludeces, como vos lo decís para que me entiendas.

Saludos.

[saykne]

what is name the capitan ??

[vCoReMaGiiKz]

@saykne hosea gear

[Ganrax]

@saykne Dan Carter 

[yoeuk]

Totally rubbish ! They can only get away with such insults because they look like apes lol

[26kingi]

@yoeuk your a dumb fuk get a life an a culture dickhead!!

[rolla20maori]

@olivetir11

This is a message to what ever brain cells you have left in that peanut shell of yours. You obviously haven't a clue of anything to do with Maoris and our history so keep your primitive comments to yourself you worthless sack of shit.

[HorneySamoan]

@olivetir11 - Thats the Maori team & there are no (polongis) in there dumb ass. There all Maori & hold an unbeaten record against all pacific island nations & multiple tier 1 teams.

[Munitcher]

They are so crasy... but I love them! (The All Blacks )

[Brettannica1]

Kinda ironic, that by far the most racist rantings I have come across on the internet are you lot bagging each other. Listen kids, get your shit together, get on the same page and stop making your respective peoples look like a bunch of idiots.

At the moment, you're making southern US rednecks look like Rhodes scholars.

[olivetir11]

Hate it how polongis try to be like polyz! Foolz!

[shrestha841]

holy..........like some war !!!

[Jean121JNP]

R.I.P HUMAGA kkk

[Bale4THFC]

The opponents should laugh at the new Zealanders, that would be much more intimidating. Or send someone round the back to tickle the lead person ;3

[bjthemaster]

@Bale4THFC the person who tries ti "tickle" the lead guy is gonan get their ass beat for sure

[EmilioMartinKruse]

estan poseidos.-

[KawaiiLolitaDoll]

The first of the black ones looks like a deamon with his tongue.....

scary...

[LondonIrishRover]

Theres nobody there.

[robledosk]

is that hagrid?

[snakeman414]

makes me wanna go out and kill someone...

[26kingi]

@snakeman414 hahahaha

[daniar]

they should make this become a WWE Royal Rumble

[SIMONEREDPAGANO]

TOUCHE

[lawless871]

hahahaha...hahahahaa...big mouth bich..hahaha

[lawless871]

@casket...Like I said bow down bitch...Hahahah...Fuckin wannabe..

[caskett4eva]

@lawles871 grow up girlfriend

[Galwaybanana]

they shud just let em fight for 5 mins instead

[nzguitarsolo]

@Galwaybanana if they did that the maoris would still win every time haha

[dubvc1]

@Galwaybanana that just to show how strong they are

[MrWonkoSane]

@Galwaybanana With the traditional weapons...I'd watch it!

[KagoLouKefe]

@Galwaybanana lols, HARD

[TheAmbre10]

JE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIF

[russ9356]

we are south pacific nations and we dominate rugby but to hate each other is wrong

[lawless871]

@CASKET...HAhahaha..TAMA MATE BITCH>>>Your intellect(to your standards) has no sting..HAHAHAHA A guttless coward with no MANA.Like i said a dog is all you are..Bow down bitch..or just BOW>>WOW>>>Thats right..Bark like the bitch you are..

[caskett4eva]

@lawless871 everytime you post something you come off as a retard. Grow up girlfriend.

[caskett4eva]

You PIs giving Maoris shitt - go fuck yourselves. You Maoris giving it back - get a fucken education and start with te reo.

[aikalo80]

MATE MA'A CANADA!!

[1Tawhiao]

Aue Taukiri e. Maori and Islanders talking shit to eachother on here. I can hear the white man laughing his ass off at us. Poly Pride Hard!!!

[lawless871]

@CASKET>>>You are the only dog bitch..A Wannabe MAORI>>TAMA TU TAMA ORA>>TAMA NOHO TAMA MATE>>>Those who stand and fight sahll live..those who sit and wait shall DIE...LATERZ BITCH>>You"re a coward...HAHAHAHAHA

[caskett4eva]

@lawless871 Let me translate cos u clearly can't. "Dog, tho ur ignorant, I pity u as u have no brains &a little penis. Also, stop beating up ur husband. U need to be admitted into a mental hospital. You are a slave yesterday, today &tomorrow." Learn te reo dude learn te reo then you'll understand the true values, morals and ethics that underpin what it means to be Maori &guess what, it has little to do with the shit ur ranting on about. Go on - learn ur own culture! Moumou taima pea tenei wero.

[lawless871]

@casket..You aint Maori coconut ..A monkey boy wanting to be Maori..We are the Originals bitch..All you are is a banana eating fuckin spider monkey..Sipi-tau..Its another way of saying Monkey..Just watch the video hahahahaha..Maori forever bitch..Tino rangatira tanga..Hahahahaha

[caskett4eva]

@lawless871 E te kuri, ahakoa he tangata tino kuare koe, ka nui taku aroha mou no te mea e kore roro koe, e kore ure hoki. A, me katia koe to patutanga o to hoa tane. Ki oku nei whakaaro, me haere koe ki te hohipera mo nga tangata porangi. He taurekareka koe inanahi, i tenei ra, a, apopo ake tonu atu.

[royglib]

Does this happen every rugby game?

[4QMUNZ]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Monkey boys HAHAHAHAHAHA......Tough Guys.....

[lawless871]

HAHAHAHA...Farkin monkey boys lost to canada...Hahahaha...Warriors my arse coconut monkeys.....hahahahahahahaha..­.Go CANADA....

[caskett4eva]

@lawless871 for fuck's sake dude, how old are you? 9? grow the fuck up. the only one presenting as a monkey is you. and for your fucken information, i'm Maori you piece of shit. idiots like u are the reason Pakeha treat US like monkeys. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE A MONKEY AND USE THE TWO MAIN WEAPONS OUR TUPUNA TOA USED - HUMILITY AND INTELLIGENCE!

[lawless871]

@casket...Hahahahaha...Fuck up monkey boy...MEAM MAORI MEAN>>>Coconut bitch..HahahahahaHAhahahahaha.­..Have a look at a monkey dressed in red..Sometimes they are blue or white...Yahahaha..Monkey tribe of the sinking islands...Coconut bitches...

[lawless871]

@casket...Hahahahaha...Fuck up monkey boy...MEAM MAORI MEAN>>>Coconut bitch..Hahahahaha

[lawless871]

@casket..Shut the fuck up little bitch..You and the coconuts have no mana n cunts need to fuck off..To this day Maori will destroy you mother fuckers..Any coconut tribe will get fucked over from the Maori..Coconut cunts fought in no wars,Too busy eating bananas monkey tribe..Maori are the original warriors..coconuts are the wannabe replica of the Maori..Too Ugly tho coconuts

[caskett4eva]

@lawless871 fuck off dickhead. Who the fuck's talking to you ya meathead. Oh sorry, ya IGNORANT meathead.

[26kingi]

@lawless871 hahaha fuking a bro hahahah

[BackfischSoldat]

recorded with a banana ?

[HorneySamoan]

@NitaHeeZy - Mate samaons are shit. If Maori met them in pre-european times samaons would be the chop suey. Samao got ruled by the mighty Tongans for thousands of years then got ruled by the NAZIS LOL then NZ invaded and ruled Samao LOL and treated Samaons like dogs and slaughtered them when they protested. NZ felt sorry for the Samaons after that and gave them there indepedance, not by force, but by pity.... Now America rule Samao LOL LOL

[TheIscalibur]

So sex...