The Audition

[lifethroughmylens1]

SOOOOO FUNNY.

[xxxbrandonkxxx]

LOL that is funny :D

[mupsoftaren]

THATS SOME FUCKING GOOD COFFE

[dante224real1]

to die!

to sleep!

to sleep!!!

a chance to dream!!!!

i love how "benny hillish" this sketch is

[owydiu]

i love the pants

[lolwtfomfglol]

thats some fucking good coffee.

[bfo68]

brilliant

[6fjack]

that IS some _______ good coffee. (I promised me mum I wouldn't swear on Youtube)

[XpwageX]

Fuck cunt shit piss ass wank spunk

[6fjack]

Well, there you go again, displaying your intelligence....

[PsuedoNam]

The coffee will be a theme in the ending of the Bernard series I know it. This is like the what, third video about the fucking good coffee?

[mupsoftaren]

thats some fucking good coffee

[Gaurangistray]

Funny.

[LisaNova]

brilliant

[SamBoyd93]

Amazing. Simply, amazing.

[dogface1123]

Your rendition of Hamlet made me wet. Ok, not literally, but it was very good! Actually, I am wet, but not because of this video. I was too buzzed to make it to the bathroom. Kidding! I'm extremely dry, like the humor in this video. Surprise ending was hilarious. Dry humor, just like Monty Python. John Cleese. You got it!

[LizziE61550]

Hilarious!  :)

[kyrenen]

You look short. 5'5" - 5'6" Im guessing?

[harryrambler]

I'm a real shakespeare fan and find this very,very funny! This and CATHEAD THEATRE are worthy of the bard! Very well done!

[AndreaChurchill]

wonderful speech.

hilarious ending.

[otto3003]

he does not suck.....only the haters suck!!!

[Terry666Craig]

"Fuck Sketchies" xD

[patsular12]

you suck

[pukkewukje]

yummie...shakespeare

[dayofdefeatmaster]

You suck

[ezromation]

you suck

[iliginjaili]

fucking sketchies

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Wow.

I'd hire you.

[wolfgar45]

paul dano.

[ReverendPeaches]

WOW!!!!....That was long

[DefLeppard32]

lmao great

[culturedmonk]

Hah!

[RIPFILMS]

you suck

[cmsgt8hewett]

no you suck!

[Saiyne]

I just watched this again...

And I have this to say...

lol

[almostshelby]

Oh, my God! That was singularly the most hilarious thing I have ever seen! Thanks and keep at it.

[DarkWarrier6]

lol at first i thought this was a really weird video, but when it got to the coffee part, my god that was hilarous lol.

[Godfadr]

lol at "fuck sketchies"

[Orsley]

I don't know. I don't think you're completely normal. But in the weirdest possible way, you're kinda hot.

[theblackparade1039]

That actually sucked.

Your pompous pseudo-British accent adds nothing to the words..... it was impassioned, but in the same way as a 9th-grade girl is, wailing over a piano in her school talent show. No one wants to watch that.

[thedeathofinnocence]

*psst* Gerard Way isn't as asshole, learn from his example.

[e123shadowaisha]

said the almighty, well-known theatre critic on youtube...lol

I thought it was funny

[hexachordal]

THAT'S THE POINT. GRRRRR

[6cheesy6]

Is it Mike talking in the back.

Or is it any British.

[Ouran666]

XD!!

"Must give PAUSE!!!"

"Apperently not.."

[dalekdalekdalek]

that was exactly how my english teacher ms ramsay acts in class when readin shakespeare

[MadameDeces]

hahahah! Labeled for life!

I love 1:48,

Amazing!!! :-)

And that Image in your eyes when you say Thats some fucking good coffee!!!

Noticed the guy has a British accent ;-) Very witty.

[BuzzcutsFTW]

This is my favorite one lol

[BuzzcutsFTW]

oh and the guy wearing your face too XD

Worshiping dance! i couldn't stop laughing

[midtownjohn]

Excellent !!!

[moneymadman398]

FUCK SKETCHIES

[lostindisillusion]

aww it was kinda sad at the end. but before that it was HILARIOUS

[animadevil]

THEY STOLE IT!!!

[02sanja]

brilliant!! five stars! excellent sense of humour!

[Erashkir]

THAT'S SOME FUCKING GOOD COFFEE!

[Lascivious144]

Yes, I think I heard what he said nearing the end of the video. Thank you for that re-cap though. I'm pretty sure more than half of the viewers who weren't listening needed that. You sir, are a true hero.

[Schwammtopf]

GENIUS!!!!

[LukeZenker]

Ha ha!

[Gearhart8]

hehehe Very funny....well doneth

[dantediv]

you suck

joke aside it's good ideas you got i wonder what you could do with professional equipment

[markkemo209]

lol the end

[theRafaMovies]

lol Fuck scketches! (in the end)

[extrememaxxxman]

thats some FUCKING GOOD COFFEE

[brafus1992]

you are relly good, thank you for your vidoes

[EThrasherguy1]

lol.....

[DarkUnknown7]

ouch :D loooool

[Oblivonkilll]

FUCK SKETCHIES lol

[happybois]

holy shit man, you're like a comic genius, i know cuz i am also. too bad my best work happens when im under the influence.. i cant remember my fans, or performance.. but that last line witht he cofffee the bass hits at the right time. i hope uv gotten famous already

[mikep300]

wow dude the fact that you smoke pot and are a comic genius just turns me on. You are sooo cool. I would love to have sex with you.

Is this the comment you are looking for?

Douchebag.

[happybois]

i swear, the cure for cancer is somewhere in that response... its so much longer than 4 syllables

and for the record i am THAT funny. I'm probably the only negro who hangs out with ku klux klan members on the weekend. Ask your pa.

[ckerr4321]

Hey man, awsome job flaming that douchebag

we need more people like you defending youtube.

was that the response you were looking for?

Bagged Douche

[mikep300]

All I can really say to you I guess is...FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER'S EYESOCKETS!!!

[ckerr4321]

haha i was just kidding, but if you would like to fuck my mothers eyesockets then go right ahead, it might not be much fun tho...

just sayn

[mikep300]

too shay. i apologize for my savage behavior. peace, love, happiness, and harmony? Wut do ya say?

[ckerr4321]

sounds like a plan ;)

[callmeid]

Oh.. love this one ;)

Come back to us Mr. Blow

[kosovo1988]

your p's are pretty powerfull :P

[xLEWIEx]

THAT WAS GOOD :D

[morganskyebentham]

fucking sketchies

[TeHAnnihilaterer]

BRA-FUCKIN-VO

[genius1140]

My my, hamlet must have been steaming mad contemplating suicide.

*laugh*

This is clever.

[terrorjin]

bastard, nice acting lol you should be in hollywood sucker...

[kairo1223]

thats some

fucking good coffee!!!!!!!!

[screwyluey789]

Fuck sketches.

[happybois]

you dont like bite size

[boski52]

you suck!

[dancinqueen12354]

You suck

I want the two minutes and 31 seconds back

[direktorate]

GOD!

[dante224real1]

twas like a monty python sketch lol

i was entertained :)

[yellowrainer]

strong work. we'll see you next time. thanks.

[BLad30Fg0d]

*Applauds*

[FumblingForTheLight]

That's some FUCKING good acting! :-)

[SanteDane]

This is brilliant.

[crappywindow]

damn you're short..

[Kaseyshere101]

he's not short

hes just big-boned

oh wait, thats the excuse for fatness....

[BLooDCoMPleX]

"FUCK SKETCHIES" LoL

[SirKender]

I've been waiting for some new videos, I'm glad you made some!

[Deadboy99]

That's some f***ing good coffee.

[JonieAuthor]

I can't stop laughing... even writing this my hands are shaky. That was perfect.

[ingvildddd]

:D:D:D:D:D

[nate91han]

haha youre short. great video

[Alexa515]

where did you go?

[dirkeezy]

dirkeezy here, hey bud. don't sweat the bad rep thats below. i luv the shit you do. Goddamn hacks! they read your files. I got it. BRILLIANT, as always.

[Jack3Davison]

crikey kaseyshere101

lol

its, a video.

(a good video) ;)

dont wet yourself lovey.

[deensers]

OMG..i missed you.. i resubscribed.

[ChurchOfBlow]

Welcome back. You've been missed.

[CeciliaOfSweden]

Good one, you beat me to it.

[araneus1]

I love that speech, and I wish I could remember it that well.

Love your work.

spider.

[Kaseyshere101]

OMG I FINALLY GOT IT!!!

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET IT AT THE RIGHT TIME!

I GOT THE READ THAT THING AT THE END!

HA HA HA HA!!1

oh man, that was a waste of time.....

[always2hyper]

ok dude what did it say i can't catch it

[dirkeezy]

fuck sketchies

[Kaseyshere101]

uh, it cussed

f*** sketchies

not really that exciting

just a waste of time....

[Kaseyshere101]

wow,um,

that was great

i cant

i cant even

i cant even COMPREHEND HOW FUNNY U R DUDE!!!!

that was so funny!

oh and um, i would have KILLED that castor person lolz

LOVE U!!!

[BLACKMETALMAYO]

I can barely hear it.

[puddinhead99]

turn your volume up retard.

[Piestukas1995]

This is youtube creator?

[GigglingRaspberry]

OMG! I HAVE HIS SHOES! YAY!!

[screwyluey789]

Fuck Sketchies.

[LoreleiMission]

This is one of my top fave COB vids. I don't blame you for having had to put that jumpcut in there; clearly you were overcome by your own greatness during the monologue.

[Rydon9]

lol you say thats some fucking good coffee in like half your vids its hillarius

[organicprankster]

Three out of sixty. So yeah, nearly half.

[Antimatter245]

Good one, you beat me to it.

[Mangothebeast8000]

wow dude. funny shit

[v0lc0m77]

LOL.

[positivoshow]

thats some fucking good cofee -.-

[dancegypsy]

One of the most brilliant channels on this site. Five stars every time, but stars seem woefully inadequate.

[bfo68]

this really needs to be featured

[sukii88]

haha!! brilliant:>

[frankobsessed1994]

that was the bes acting i have EVER seen!!!!

[djernith]

sooo the best!

[lordvirtus]

nice! good set btw

[ileahhope]

oh wow

[xxKissTheEmoxx]

What is the last text saying??? I cannot read it, even if I'm pausing it - I cannot pause it at that exact instant!

[ladybravera]

the text says "fuck sketchies"

this guy is great!

[VigilanteTrey]

it took me 30 minutes to figure out what u said at the end....

[djernith]

He is a real good actor, donät you guys think?

[organicprankster]

No. Some of these guys don't think.

[LoreleiMission]

Hey Organic! Is this a vacation from your vacation or are you back in action! Good to see your sarcastic self either way.

[organicprankster]

Well, that particular vacation is over, but you can never tell when another one might come along...

[sarcastic113]

lol.

That's some f*cking good coffee!! :-D Deja vu!

[Ryoura]

Hehe, brilliant! :D Brill acting too!

[daveheet]

Haha.. one of my favorites.

[cthour]

u look different here than in your other videos..

[thatsthebeech]

he reminds me of my ex boyfriend...

ha.

[ubitcumajkemi]

really... what to write?

ok, got it.

you have small body and a big head. but that is not a bad thing... just a different from me. i am all big

[organicprankster]

Possibly the greatest comment in the entire history of YouTube. Perhaps even in the entire history of commenting. Well done. You're an artist.

[weepingprophet]

I think you're right.

[B3NBOYRULES2]

Fuck Sketchies???

[Flyelsker]

OMG, This was just totaly funny and awesome, i don't know why others wright so mutch bad about you :P

but again, awesome!!!!

[blumac81]

You know... Bernards actualy performance with Shakepeare in this (silly or not) is particullarly wonderful, and proof that he is truly an actor. Love it.

[DBZBebi]

Kinda quiet...

[bfo68]

this guy is prime great entertainment

[Saiyne]

I like the comments...

"Apparently not..."

Heh.

[bfo68]

this video is genius

[DannyG2k9]

YOU SUCK! LOL

[wiriness]

was that monologue from 'annie?'

[PsuedoNam]

Dumbass thats Shakespeare's  fameous Play. Hamlet.

[isnanesavant]

Pls die.....

[bfo68]

wow no that was Shakespeare

[TheCoffeeGrind]

Now, here's how you can know it was from Shakespeare Mr. Wiriness: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question' is most certainly Shakespeare. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. *Facepalm*

[Saiyne]

Yes.

What, do you have the intelligence of a hairbrush or something? No, actually, that's insulting to hairbrushes. Sorry hairbrushes...

[iLuckyyy]

was there any need to be that harsh

the answer is no

and thats all that was needed to be said, prick.

[StackeyB2]

very cool

[KooLRajK]

lol thats jokes lol

[TheCXShow]

lol fck sketchies?

watch my videos

[vidular]

funny, some great dialog too.

[LeeshaHarvey]

Ha! That was hilarious, especially after watching your "A Featured Video" first.

[Staydol]

Must....give pause...

"Apparently not." Oh my very funny, and rather odd.

[akfhome27]

Ha Coffee! Excellent! Man I can't wait for the day I can say when I knew you when! Ah the dramatics w/ humor, superb! Do you ever get tired of us kissing your butt? lol

[PsuedoNam]

if you think this is funny

watch his a featured video first

[akfhome27]

you mean " yt is my life" ? if so yes it was excellent!

[isnanesavant]

No the video with the cat in the middle.

[akfhome27]

ok, thanks, I'll def check it out

[blissfulbina]

lol, funny! veru dramatic and i loved that quote from ur other hilarious vid. a featured video :P

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Christ, can you act!!!

[tawandajane]

mmmm coffee, that sounds good too!

[DerDerIstOhneZUSein]

fuck sketchies^^

[sgwee]

you know...more than just a reference to his featured youtube video... but more like the whole twist behind the entire season. like there was the huge "twist" behind the first season...

[sgwee]

!!!??? THAT MEANS SOMETHING! theres something behind the coffee...could there be more to the plot behind the plot of this season 2???

[RSAF89]

that was great!

[TheHill88]

...gosh, man, put some feeling into it, damn.

:P

(sarcasm...even though I'm sure, no I know (even though I don't really know) that you play Hamlet better than that ;P)

[weepingprophet]

Better than THAT? (hehe)

Unfortunately, I've had real auditions that weren't much better.

[basariji]

touche

[Mikelp79]

seriously that sucked

[erikafei]

HA!!!!! Thats hilarious, subliminal messages....

why'd they put that there???

Oh ya, the rest of the vd was good too

[m0nNickneim]

I think this video has a very ironic point of view of the society we live in nowadays. A society that only care about selling "art" and making profits from it.

[lyndonhamer]

good comment dude.