Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 Movie Review

[WushuKnight19]

My planned topic for my review of Breaking Dawn Part 2 "After a shitty movie to shittier sequel to a sequel shittier sequel to an (impossibly) shittier half of a sequel, Twilight has now reached it conclusion. But does it end with a bang like Deadly Hallows Part 2, Matrix Revolutions, Return of the King. Hell, ATLEAST like Transformers Dark of the Moonpfft, come on, really???

[Xxcupcake522xx]

@kman618

That's exactly what I'm talking about why the hell do they need to make 2 parts but now I know cause they want to copy Harry Potter those bastards.

[Kebedew]

@MappingMurder LMAO!

[MappingMurder]

my girlfriend guilt tripped me into watching it with her, when bella's spine snapped, i laughed out loud, best part of the film, caught me offguard

[teamedward9922]

werewolf politics crap nice one and plus there be one more midnight sun if the author finshes the book and the movie was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rayamana7x]

@teamedward9922 Haha This movie was garbage, Horrible Acting, horrible effects, The worst script in the past 10 years, If these movies woulda had a better writer producers actors and directors then yeah it coulda bein good, but it is what it is. its just ment for tweens, which shows how brain dead they really are.

[teamedward9922]

@Rayamana7x how are they brain dead if the make a movie for tween only they do it all the time

[Rayamana7x]

@teamedward9922 Not Hollywood big shots aren't brain dead they know exsacly how to make money, the tween little girls are the brain dead retards.

[teamedward9922]

@Rayamana7x thx for calling me a dead brain retard

[Rayamana7x]

@teamedward9922 Truth hurts kiddo.

[teamedward9922]

@Rayamana7x well guess wht i think ur a computer nerd doing notin

[Rayamana7x]

@teamedward9922 Lol or a collage kid actually doin sumthin with my life. Grow up its just a movie your pathetic, Lol

[teamedward9922]

@Rayamana7x bitch

[Rayamana7x]

@teamedward9922 You mad darling?

[teamedward9922]

@Rayamana7x nooooooooo im not mad i just call people bitches

[teamedward9922]

@Rayamana7x and dont you dare call me darling

[Rayamana7x]

@teamedward9922 Awh you sound mad sweetie Lol

[footballking1122]

ummm.. this movie was incredible.

[mastermovies10000]

where is the "hugo" review?

[onaga2406]

Twilight is to movies what Justin Bieber is to music in the fact that both are complete and utter bullshit it's just painful to know that the retards in america are taking over hell at this rate i even feel sorry for Taco Bell cause people have Diaherria in a new way other than a burrito thanks to those God Awful franchises, and No Talent Wannabe's stripping this country of it's smarts not to mention good taste's by the way great review loved it.

[AhmadAlony123]

Great review. A tip for your scoring would be that you should make your scores from A+ to D-, because if you go all the way to F, then there's E and THEN F. So we're not sure if F is as shit as E or as good as D.

[smlshin]

Hey Tom, which character said that line? "The fetus is not compatible with your body?"

[waltsgurl55]

@smlshin carlisle in the movie but his real name is peter facinelli

[citizenjamie]

ur not even biased man...twilight is just bad...

[HeartsKingdom98]

I laughed most of the way through watching this movie.

[kman618]

Someone please tell me why the fuck this movie is in 2 parts... I think it's trying to achieve the same epic sense as Deathly Hallows, which it fails miserably at.

[PockyStarPokemon]

@kman618 no, the book was really long and if they tried to cram it all into one movie it would have really sucked and left a ton of stuff out of the book.

[PockyStarPokemon]

I thought the movie was really good... :<

[Markthemightyman]

@PockyStarPokemon :O get out jk

[CrayonVlogger]

@PockyStarPokemon Really? lol

[JTKomedy]

I am appalled that 6 of my dollars went to the 131 million that twilight made.

[finalfuryan]

Twilight Breaking Yawnn!!! xDD

[rainbown20091]

I think the same,why this movie is successful? I dont like twilight, I'm a woman and I dont even find Robert attractive at ALL,I think Kristen is a good actress..the only one who can act,Taylor only shows his body and that's all...a big CRAP! And the people love them and love the saga..WHY? I dont get it,the people are more stupid every day ,but I thought that their fans were only teens but not...they are HORNY and ridiculous moms too! This is incredible,they are making millions with the idiots

[Lordi465]

Is Tom wearing the same shirt as dward in the poster?

[acddpet]

Tom you are such an awesoem guy and EVERYTHING you say about the movies you review is true and couldn't agree more. I subed by the way.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

I understand what you mean, man.

[stagehandbob]

Dude as much as i like you and your reveiws you have the best eyebrows i have ever seen! Much love from england!! Oh and bring on the dark knight i cannot wait!!!

[2ndBreakfastReviews]

sick intro! also nice review

[pauliterror]

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[xXMercifulFallXx]

Well, the people that see it love the story and nothing else really bothers them. I say that if they enjoy it, then it's fine. :)

[ByMonitorLight]

The giggling makes me think the despair has finally gotten to you. My sympathies =(

[sideshowlucas012]

Twilight: Breaking Wind. xDD

-Bill S. Preston Esquire!

[MacHowl]

Braking Yawn part snooze coming soon.

[SuperJp425]

@Acouplevideosisall I Agree with you 100%! Give that money to Scott Pilgrim Vs the World. 100 Times better than this piece of crap of a movie.

[FojiYaiba]

They are gonna find a way to make it longer than just one more. The epilogue or something is gonna be it's own movie. Or something. These movies are so bad, but people are nuts about their Sparkly Vampires.

[stonewallze]

@FojiYaiba I hear there's a possibility there might be a whole new series dedicated to a spin off novella Stephenie Meyer wrote. That Bree Tanner book xD

[FojiYaiba]

@stonewallze

No!!!!! Why dear god why! She sucks at writing! Will Jk Rowling, Rick Riordan, or another author of actual calibur kill her?

[stonewallze]

@FojiYaiba She sucks at writing vampire chick-flicks for sure lol. But The Host by her is actually a pretty decent book

[MOVIECLIPSjulianna]

Haha, i like how passionately you talk about how bad this film is.

[kbdemonbain]

anyone else feel that after harry potter doing the whole part 1 and part 2 of 1 movie now that twilight is doing it. anyone else feel that more movies will start doing this

[jack2breeze]

@kbdemonbain Kill Bill Volume 1 (2004) and Kill Bill Volume 2 (2005)

[tenaciousfilm]

TRAILER TAAAAALLLLLLKKKKK!!!!

[Kyofighter93]

@tenaciousfilm I second that

[iluvecheesecakeee]

lol he's right it was pretty bad and i love twilight

[csBob447]

why doesn't bella get an abortion to save her life? she has a baby that is killing her! have they ever seen rosemary's baby?

[Army1601]

Dont apologize for hating on it, its not okay that we can hate on crappy movies like resident evil or priest and others, but we cant hate on a crappy movie like twilight just because the general (female) public love it? If its a crappy movie IM GONNA HATE ON IT! Especially twilight. Im just glad it didnt touch harry potters records : )

[cashmoneyyard]

the third movie was watchable. It wasn't that bad and the action was actually good. besides that the rest of them were horrible

[CinematicGalaxy]

Hilarious review, I literally laughed out loud! Man, this movie keeps sounding worse and worse by the minute! I don't know how you guys do it. "The fetus is not compatible." XD

[SuperJp425]

Keep doing your thing Tom. Your Cool.

[Mrcool210]

hey robert pattinson was good in goblet of fire, and...... shit cant think of anything else

[bassben04]

The thing is, I understand (as Tom says) this isn't aimed at a 20 year old male, but having read one of the books and seen a film, it's the lack of subtlety the franchise displays in sucking in the horny/ lonely woman I hate. To me it is a poor testament of society that this genuinely pulls people in given how contrived everything about it is. OH MY GOD, EDWARD IS SO HOT BUT I'M CONFLICTED, WE HAVE HISTORY NOW - BUT THIS OTHER GUY IS BUFF AND A WOLF AND I'M PREGGERS. RELATE TO ME GIRLS!

[DimSimToughBitch]

Twilight is the wet dream of horny twelve-year-olds and creepy forty-year-olds who don't know what proper literature is. This only got 27% on Rotten Tomatoes. Meanwhile, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 got 96%. Kiss my ass Twitards, HP FTW!

[ChrisStuckmann]

I actually made an Internet Meme that said "The Fetus is Not Compatible." hahahahaha

[GeneralxGrievousx]

(Sigh) And people think Twilight compares to Harry Potter, hell it doesnt even compare to my shit, i would sit for an hour and a half looking at my shit in a toilet then watch breaking dawn.

[zaneoninternet]

When can we expect another Classics strike back?

[66633]

Harry Potter deserves to make a billion at the box-office, if Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 does then there is no god (as Kyle would say in South Park), LOL.

[Jianlibao]

@66633 Amen to that XD

[AlexG8462]

Your intro is exactly how I reacted when I found out it's weekend gross. lol

Even outside of Twilight, Taylor Lautner is never a good actor

[kak10053]

America really needs to actually watch GOOD vampire movies. 10-20 years ago they were just awesome. But now we have Twilight..... Let Me In was amazing but no one seemed to see it.

FU America!!

This is why Sweden has better vampires than us...

[jack2breeze]

@kak10053 Let The Right One In and Let Me In were both great.

[TheNightmareA7X]

at the end of the video it sound like you were gunna say because im freaking awesome lol.

[Teeto1994]

love the opening

[jkolness1994]

Did you notice how Jacob would take off his shirt and transform into a werewolf, yet when he transformed back, he magically had a shirt on again? The logic in these films is unbelievably messy.

[riseagainstrocks28]

I know it made a lot of money but at least it didn't beat Potter or Dark Knight. They should call these movies Painful Shit Part 1 and Part 2.

[igo4yogos]

Tom, you make great reviews. The best to be honest. But you actually have the worst fucking intro, it's to long, it looks like shit and the song makes me feel like I felt watching twilight breaking dawn part 1. Message me if you want a new one...

[alphacause]

If the average ticket price is $10, and Twilight made close to $140 million, then that means that roughly around 14 million people in this country have no taste, and love to watch men who are so feminized that it would actually be a misnomer to call them men. This is just one more indication that our country is headed in the wrong direction. If so many people think Edward and Jacob are the ideal males, given how effeminate they are, it surprises me why the terrorists haven't already won.

[arkhamcityrulz]

@TomChatalbash Farcry here.

Tom, I thought you were the biggest Twilight fan out there. LOL!!!!!!

[belle26ramirez]

yes you are right...the problem with twilight.no matter they hire great directors, the story is awful...even stephenie meyer does not know how to end her series...

[TvTravie]

I would rather see the twilight saga do well then those Jack Ass movies... I think those have a worse impact on todays youth

[GeekyJulie]

@TvTravie You have a point. But I'm not sure that a teenage girl who literally wants to die because her boyfriend left her is such a good influence too!

[HugWhore]

Hated on it? Have you seen Jeremy's review? XD

[effu68]

teenage girls are dumb and they have their daddys money to spend...

[FlyingFocs]

Breaking Dawn is here, it's queer, it saps away my cheer, and to get through it, I need beer!

Just something I thought up.

[AnnaBarton10]

You got admit, the CGI used to make Kristen Stewart looked emaciated and looked like she walked out of a concentration camp was excellent and pretty effective

[totallyirreverent]

what happened to no shave november?

[Thatbirdwiththecrest]

more like Twilight Breaking Wind!

[totallyirreverent]

It's called Midnight sun!

[totallyirreverent]

I hate to break this to you Tom, but the 5th book is being written! It's basically Twilight from Edwards point of view! God fucking help us!

[shannoncleveland]

So my friends were discussing what team they were on Edward or Jacob and they finally came to me and I said "Team who gives a shit!"

[Markthemightyman]

trailer talk! ahhh

[BRm2008]

i refuse to see this like i didnt bother seeing any of them after the first piece of shit

[TheRangelKid]

Trailer talk anytime soon?

[dragracedude1]

They should have had Walken do the fetus line.

[Acouplevideosisall]

I wish I could transfer $100 million from Breaking Dawn's profit to Scott Pilgrim's...

[KmegaDude]

@Acouplevideosisall Why just transfer $100 million? ;)

[MrDumpitout]

@Acouplevideosisall

Yeah that film was friggin awesome and quite funnny. I mean the director has made asacottt Pilgrim, Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. He hasn't directed any bad film. And yet everyone else goes to see these other terrible movies including this (Twilight) instead of his. Its sad and really pathetic.

[doctorseaweed2]

How did it make fun of itself?

[WHATPISSESMEOFF710]

fuck twilight..

[RawbThatPunk]

i can't believe an oscar-winning writer directed this and visuals from an oscar-winning team.

[funghoulwarrior88]

TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS

[TheMoviePromoter]

Are you going to do a trailer talk today as well?

[Kaos77Kisame]

Twilight is a middle aged Moron woman's wet dreams put down to paper. The reason they're so successful is because a lot of people apparently have the same wet dreams.

[BranTheManENow]

I officially hated this movie. TERRIBLE! I've always tried to give these movies a chance but they always seem to fail. I think it's the worst one so far. I've read the books and they didn't need to put this movie in 2 parts because there are only a few major plot points. Marriage, honeymoon, and baby,then her turning to a vampire, that's it. The only reason why I enjoyed was because of the smart ass lines that Charlie spouts out every now and then, haha.

[gollumclay]

Did your girlfriend drag you along to see Twilight?

[Patishungry]

you do know no one is making you see these movies you choose to

[MogleSweden]

I've never read any of the books.

I've only seen the first film.

Maybe I'm not the right person to judge this. However...

I have, and still partly do, travel in communities where this kind of story would be (and maybe is) a hit.

However, I would let it stay in books.

Even though something is good in books, and you might want to make it into a movie (to make money), chances are you destroy the story for people with bad acting and such.

Look at what they did to Eragon. I did my share of rage...

[17thSHIT]

@MogleSweden I agree. But in saying that, one torn page of Eragon could beat the shit out of all the twilight books.

[Kaos77Kisame]

@17thSHIT Bloody hell, that's saying something...

[GoldenXBoots]

Tom, I feel for you. I tried to read the books but only read the last one. It was the only one with some storyline in it. Now I have a 13 y.o. sister who loves the movies. Give me some True Blood/a Sookie Stackhouse novel any time. At least in those series/books is sex, death, humour and sex involved. And don't forget to mention the sex!

[pariastabendesa]

I liked your review. But where's the outro like the good old ones?

[destroyapro]

the one thing i liked about all the movies are the CREDITS! basically once it ends. LOL

[kevinmejia13]

movie was ight

[gearsofwar44]

I think I died laughing at the phrase "werewolf politics".

[mkocja5a]

i have a solution for saving her from being killed by the baby from the inside, put a gun in her vagina and shoot him.

[Imnon00b5]

Rosalie and Bella wont let them do that, which is the problem :D

[CuriousGeorgeMonkey9]

@mkocja5a There's also abortion.

[Hectorferjr2]

Good review Tom.

[nightbladeize]

breaking yawn

[Hectorferjr2]

You changed you rating system ?

[Trampathon]

The demographic for twilight movies is people who don't know what a good film is.

[APPLESAUCE50]

@Trampathon ...or people who know what a bad film is. Everyone, this movie is hilarious to riff on with friends! Do it! (of course, buy a ticket to a different movie.

[Ryanmiller70]

@Trampathon Along with those that have never seen even a decent vampire or werewolf movie where the vampires and werewolves actually do what they are supposed to do.

[Jockerlee77]

Good review. feel you pain

[Hectorferjr2]

All the directors of these movies direct them just for the money.

[jack2breeze]

@Hectorferjr2 ...and money does`nt determine art.

[burgerboot]

So is a D like 1/5 stars?

[SnuggleBubble05]

I'd feel bad for the actors too because of the horrible script...but then I remember they're making millions off these movies and I don't feel so bad anymore. XDD

[Hectorferjr2]

America should see Happy Feet Two, The Muppets, Arthur' Christmas or Hugo for Chloe Mortez.

[AshXXMayftw]

Good thing I saw Real Steel, awesome movie

[KmorrisonNCC1701]

You're WAY More Interesting Than Edward or Jacob, but then again so is a pickle, so I'm sorry it's not much of a complement! :P

[GamerFredrik]

It was SOO boring..

[jack2breeze]

@GamerFredrik your girl must have dragged you.

[ForgottenKokiri]

You've the one who is reviewing Tom.

[wearefictional]

I'm just buying Super 8.

[jack2breeze]

@wearefictional me too.

[TheFatty2497]

The movie could have been just footage of dogs taking a shit and it would make hundreds of millions of dollars. And the worst part is that everyone would come back to see part 2. Get it? Part TWO! Man. I'm hilarious.

[sulti1274]

if avengers dosent make more than dis crap on its opening day then God help us all

[abcldeefcghcake]

YAY YOURE BACK!!

[LinkinBasser]

i just watched Up for the first time today, have to say, you look an awful lot like a young carl fredriksen (when you wear glasses), dunno if anyone's ever said that before to you lol

[machstarfox]

i heard that it was 300 million on its opening weekend



[MafiaMovieMan]

I'm surprised you saw this lol

[mercurythesithkiller]

@MafiaMovieMan he did it for us :') god bless you mr chatalbash