He's not fat and he'd rip out Ezio's gut's with his bare hands if he was in the way. Ezio's over here all jersey shore with it, fucking bitties and being a lazy piece of shit, but Altair will FUCKING. KILL. YOU.
dis beat is ill an fuck da h8rs dis remind me of dis one time me an mah crew were rolling up on these bitches on the corner an we start blastin adagio for strings as we pop these pussy ass faggots. Fucking dumabasses this shit is the real shit man shut the fuck up and die you lame ass punks aint nobody ever love you. fucjing forecer alone virgin pussies.
peoples who can't stand classical music are fucking retarded and dont know shit about music,go back to your Justin bieber ,kesha,lady gaga bullshit and be an hero plz (im pretty sure they are the only ones that bougth the rebecca black friday song on itunes) faggots
i had the same problem you have to go to the rich said and just wonder around till you see someone to interogate or so then after that you look in the sky and you see eagles and you go to the view point and so on\
Can anyone help me? I'm stuck on this assassination. I keep going to view points, activating them, but I can't find any spots where I'm suppose to investigate. Any help here? By investigate I mean, pickpocket, eavesdrop, interrogate, ect.
the way I beat him is : chase the fat dude down then his cut jugular out!
another more fun way is to chase him down then engage in a sword fight with him while some one in the background is yelling " You can do it, CUT HIS FREAKING BALLS OFF!"
I think I'm the only one who ran to the back of the build climbed over it dropped down and killed him from behind....I want to cut his juglar like you..:p lol
in the courtyard climb the statue that the wine is coming from then there is this obvious railing that takes you directly to the balcony, if timed right you can stab him in the throat as he is bailing through the side door.
lol This Mission Should Be Called "Chasing The Fast Fat Greedy Merchent Man" also the music after you kill the guy is BAD ASS anyone know where i can download this song or gwet the sound track for this game
You just sneak up on the guy you have to assassinate... you have to go into blend mode and then walk up behind him and then use your hidden blade to kill him... the mission i got that acheivement on is that one with the one guy who seels the swords... he kills one of his own men and lets him bleed in the fountain... i forgot the guy's name
why bother going through the whole cutscene if the monologue of the merchant king can't be heard because of the damn music and if u're not even using the glitches?
i think the reason why u cant get achievements in the pc version is because its not a games for windows title like gears of war is on pc and u cant get achievments why.....because its a game for windows title
when you turned left on the stairs you could have free ran over the little pond thing and then turned left and got the bastard with a pounce kill. It's a bit more fun.
ok, i saw this and thought - i did it so much easier than that. Basically go around to that little hut on the left, climb on top, kill the archers with the throwing knives, jump onto the area where the archers are and then make ur way around. Kill all silently and u can drop behind the guy without being seen. XD its awesome!
Holy shit! The quality of this movie was insane. Did you get a new capture card? Tell me your secrets! The intro was pretty badass too so either you got a new editor or you just learned some new tricks. Very nice.
He escaped?
I killed him in his back
jonapenguin 3 months ago
I actually really loved the first Assassins Creed game. It only gets really repetitive when you try to find every flag... that's not very fun.
instantdeath99 8 months ago
@instantdeath99 is there even a point to collect all the flags? Do you win something if you do?
gso619 3 months ago
@gso619 Achievements XD
instantdeath99 3 months ago
WALKING AROUND THE GAME.
LOOKS FUCKING SHITTY
PLAY GOD OF WAR IF YOU WANT TO BE A REAL GAMER
CALL OF DUTY TO BUT ONLY THE MULTIPLAYER
snorrfles 11 months ago
@snorrfles
gtfo dumbass.
heheIvan 8 months ago
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Jogirider 6 months ago
He's not fat and he'd rip out Ezio's gut's with his bare hands if he was in the way. Ezio's over here all jersey shore with it, fucking bitties and being a lazy piece of shit, but Altair will FUCKING. KILL. YOU.
boredom974 11 months ago
I love how everyone thinks Altair is fat. It's called wearing LAYERS you uncultured swine.
GarrusIsMyHomeBoy 11 months ago 2
dis beat is ill an fuck da h8rs dis remind me of dis one time me an mah crew were rolling up on these bitches on the corner an we start blastin adagio for strings as we pop these pussy ass faggots. Fucking dumabasses this shit is the real shit man shut the fuck up and die you lame ass punks aint nobody ever love you. fucjing forecer alone virgin pussies.
TheRealBrodyAmbrose 11 months ago
@TheRealBrodyAmbrose
... say what nigga?
crushingon 11 months ago
peoples who can't stand classical music are fucking retarded and dont know shit about music,go back to your Justin bieber ,kesha,lady gaga bullshit and be an hero plz (im pretty sure they are the only ones that bougth the rebecca black friday song on itunes) faggots
rodgod82 11 months ago
>shitty music
you guys have got to be shitting me.
MainstreamHipster 11 months ago
@MainstreamHipster
>Greentexting on youtube
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
sweetblazincronic9 11 months ago
@sweetblazincronic9
>you mad?
xXTyroneBiggumsXx 11 months ago
@xXTyroneBiggumsXx
>I ain' t even mad
sweetblazincronic9 11 months ago
The music is gay, and fucked the movie.....
kulter20 1 year ago
Ur music is fucking gay fag
spreadhead1489 1 year ago
lol watch the fat fuck run
that1guyWho 1 year ago
Run, fat boy, run!
DJWidget 1 year ago
where is he when you kill him? what city?
sullmister 1 year ago
funny how the first AC looks better than the more recent ones, though they do have more content
joejoema 1 year ago
instead of the guy running i hidden blade him while im on the beam on top oif the dude
d3adslayer 1 year ago
the shiity music sounds like something out of barbie and the nutcracker crap
MrHotdogwithmustard 1 year ago
Isn't it just faster to climb the fountain, jump on the arches and jump again on the balcony?
Balendula 2 years ago
I lol'd so hard when that fat guy was running XD
And the music wasn't very fitting to be honest.
Still, it entertained me. :)
GKazooProduction 2 years ago
damn, that was the worst attempt at stealth ever recorded
ZimM804 2 years ago
music sucks!!!
juge27 2 years ago
how did you get so much sync by this mission???
rojo929loco 2 years ago
@rojo929loco just by doing all the side missions like saving people, pickpocketing, etc. i had the same amount
dwolf9392 1 year ago
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shut up with the gay music man
torres9767 2 years ago
Look How The FAT.... Runs!
brooker53 2 years ago
i had the same problem you have to go to the rich said and just wonder around till you see someone to interogate or so then after that you look in the sky and you see eagles and you go to the view point and so on\
to blstrgmr
osimness 2 years ago
lol, podgey looks funny when he runs
IWantU2WantMe2 2 years ago
how does fatty run so fast!?
oblivionspawn07 2 years ago
How to record gameplay on Xbox 360
TSAZ400 2 years ago
well bad stuck on this, im having the same problem as blstgmr did
devilmg900 2 years ago
Can anyone help me? I'm stuck on this assassination. I keep going to view points, activating them, but I can't find any spots where I'm suppose to investigate. Any help here? By investigate I mean, pickpocket, eavesdrop, interrogate, ect.
blstrgmr 2 years ago
Lmao Look At The Fat Man Run XD!
LilSoulProductionz 2 years ago
omfg it takes like forever to get past the big croud part
FenderRox2009 2 years ago
that fat ass can sure run
tyhk319 2 years ago
if this game had xbox live this would be te no . 1 game :)
Limie0productions 2 years ago
sick .....but hilarious...
shamito95 2 years ago
the way I beat him is : chase the fat dude down then his cut jugular out!
another more fun way is to chase him down then engage in a sword fight with him while some one in the background is yelling " You can do it, CUT HIS FREAKING BALLS OFF!"
angelgod2 2 years ago
I think I'm the only one who ran to the back of the build climbed over it dropped down and killed him from behind....I want to cut his juglar like you..:p lol
EraFilmEnterprises 2 years ago
Me did it too!
xD
marcmurray1 2 years ago
Can assasins creed 1 go Multiplayer :)?
Dailypostman 2 years ago
no sry ^^
Okankiller 2 years ago
highly doubt it.... but coop would be awesome
zeph53 2 years ago
tropical walrus!LOL!
KingdomheartsBESTfan 2 years ago
THAT WAS TERRIBLE BUT FUNNY
oiNeMesisxv 2 years ago
lol an assassin chasing a fat guy around a palace is jsut sad/
Fuzzyfezz 2 years ago 2
theres a much easier way....
in the courtyard climb the statue that the wine is coming from then there is this obvious railing that takes you directly to the balcony, if timed right you can stab him in the throat as he is bailing through the side door.
uberfat7 2 years ago
I did this in that way
xXxZoXxXx 2 years ago
about time. thanks for putting up a AC gameplay video without ruining it with shitty alt. rock
DonCorleone72 2 years ago
why did you add your own music that sounds terrible
shimlya 2 years ago
it sounds better than the other video that had death metal.
ick
mindblank10 2 years ago
death metal? in a game like this? wow thats a fail
Mgs3Se1 2 years ago
I agree. :-\
xXxZoXxXx 2 years ago
lol e ke sarebbe sto skifo??? boo
blakwar570 2 years ago
Do you know that you can click at any button when that light thing comes up to for exampel zoom in
erik3206 2 years ago
at 8:36 you climbed up a wall and theres a ladder right next to you!
moviemanrock 2 years ago
fuck all wath is in this video
bobo2000000 2 years ago
fucking shitty music...
JamesVance4pivots 2 years ago 2
the game would be better if you could smash through windows into peoples homes to gwet away from guards easyer LIKE ON JAMES BOND! XD
FrApPyDoOdLe 2 years ago
it was really esay to assassinate him
quixquix95 2 years ago
way was u runing away from the guards they are easy to kill
snoopdroid 2 years ago
ive killed the guy from going off the climbable statue then running along the barriers and air assassinating him
Gorganite07 2 years ago
loll dude im sry but this was a sad attempt
u gotta go not that way, but around, unto the roof, walk along that beam on top of him. drop down and stealth assassinate him and run
should've done more investigations on the target ahead of time =P
ZDude55 3 years ago
LOL He runs like a pansey. The guy you assassinate.
BagSocks 3 years ago
rofl when i was at this mission its hard cause when hes going of the top of the place i threw a knife and this stomach and it bounced of lol!
shane22122212 3 years ago
how did he kill him, you see him stabbing him in the stomach and carrying him for a few seconds, but that guy must weigh like 150 kilos!
thomasimon 3 years ago
im getting my xbox 360 and this game tonnight
icantcountlplzhelpme 3 years ago
I've already got it eith my PS3 that I opened on CHRISTMAS!
assassinscreed17 3 years ago
good for u
SMTrivium95 3 years ago
from 0:19 to 0:22 it sounds like that part from 300
assassinscreed17 3 years ago
that is because it is from 300
3d3a3v3i3d 3 years ago
WHy did they put it in the game then?????
assassinscreed17 3 years ago
They didn't. Kappy did
HorrorFan4512 3 years ago
i wish they made this online where u and other people could just run around the city together and try and kill each other
blackeyejim 3 years ago
This is one of the best looking video ive seen on youtube.
ThisIsHostile 3 years ago 2
Really really nice video
sasankarocks 3 years ago
You suck at fighting lol
AvatarKyosho 3 years ago
lol This Mission Should Be Called "Chasing The Fast Fat Greedy Merchent Man" also the music after you kill the guy is BAD ASS anyone know where i can download this song or gwet the sound track for this game
supersupermario765 3 years ago
Very elegant moves.
capnbells 3 years ago
look at dat bald bighead at 02:44 lol
tenderblom 3 years ago
how do you have so much hp?
this is the third of the 3 city's mission?
or you did like save citizens
Funkroza 3 years ago
so after this mission you completed the game?
Jappeke007 3 years ago
nice vid and cool titles at the beginning
liammoviemaker 3 years ago
warter melon wants to play
justinf80 3 years ago
he is pretty fast for a fat guy.
meissoawesome3 3 years ago 12
indeed
justinf80 3 years ago
whats the song after you assasinate him
RDGcelica1 3 years ago
why are you skipping so many different perspective camera ?
there's so many glitches you don't activated
??????????????????
695
bintangv 3 years ago
i done this mission i chased him for ages (suprised he could run that far) then i assassinated him with hidden kinfire. i jumped up behind him
cod4owner14 3 years ago
the music reminds me of 300 the film
wiihaward94 3 years ago
I think some of the songs are from 300
RDGcelica1 3 years ago
whats the name of the song at 7:50? btw nice video u make it look real fun
struggle375 3 years ago
Ne Mutlu TÜRKÜM diyene! [C*]ELHAMDULLILAH OSMANLIYIZ[C*]
ziyayunus 3 years ago
this game is close to perfection if nothing else.
reepermaple 3 years ago 2
I like the long sword on Assassin's Creed, but my favourite weapons are the short swords.
RossOwnzU 3 years ago
hidden blade ftw man.
RadioactiveCarma 3 years ago
Fatass got mad speed, man! He holds out longer, too! Guess he did go a little faster when he got rid of some weight when he shit himself.
stevensonbak 3 years ago
the merchant saw u man,u know u could have just killed him without even being noticed, should have went the back way up the stairs then behind him
dmoneyxd 3 years ago
You can't, that door is locked until he runs away, the only way to kill him is if he notices you.
PlankofWood1 3 years ago
What time era is this game set in?
TheRadioCow 3 years ago
The Crusades.
xKappYx28 3 years ago
Oh, ok thanks that would make since then =)
TheRadioCow 3 years ago
Third crusade to be more accurate
Eiasash 3 years ago
@TheRadioCow 1191 to be exact
Chompy1804 1 year ago
Tropical Walrus has come online.
Destromath19 3 years ago
how did u record it?
Benjamin939393 3 years ago
By doing it your way, could you get the blade in the crowd acheivement?
tubadude07 3 years ago
You just sneak up on the guy you have to assassinate... you have to go into blend mode and then walk up behind him and then use your hidden blade to kill him... the mission i got that acheivement on is that one with the one guy who seels the swords... he kills one of his own men and lets him bleed in the fountain... i forgot the guy's name
ZombiePotatoSalad 3 years ago
tahmir
ATMsk8r4life 3 years ago
i play this same mission over and over again because it is so funny to see his fatass run
Audg1210 3 years ago 2
why bother going through the whole cutscene if the monologue of the merchant king can't be heard because of the damn music and if u're not even using the glitches?
HETPE3BEHHuK 3 years ago
is there more than one person to kill in damascus?
urestupid1992 3 years ago
yes
DFrocksmomm 3 years ago
no well yeah u kill people there many times
harry190med 3 years ago
yep. 3
mrCrazyman307 3 years ago
THE MUSIC RUINED IT
falcons333be 3 years ago
the merchant king runs like a fag but he was killed cool
shadowgiov 3 years ago
Dude the fat one keeps on talking and talking...
Nice vid anyway.
moviefact1 3 years ago
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music fags I CANT EVEN HERE THE VOICE
fucking teenagers
music are for queers and shithead
asdasdzxczxc22 3 years ago
wow wth lol.
reepermaple 3 years ago
WOW!! This fat guy is realy fast!!! xD
GHell94 3 years ago
u would b running fast if ur life depended on it. LOL!
BEASTBLASTER09 3 years ago
Nice choice of using the 300 soundtrack.
slackerzac 3 years ago
That program used to make the video?
mickeali 3 years ago
whats the song at 7:35?
i rrreally wannna know!
its freekan awsome!
Gaarasblood1993 3 years ago
When i played this i couldnt hear him anyway
he goes on about blaming the people for the war and something then kills all of them
Ohoo1 3 years ago
when he's talking i can't hear what he's saying! the music's to loud!
BibadyBobady 3 years ago
why just 1 AC video?
VelvetVixen21 3 years ago
i think the reason why u cant get achievements in the pc version is because its not a games for windows title like gears of war is on pc and u cant get achievments why.....because its a game for windows title
Assassin344 3 years ago
nice wher do you get the music from ???
ddvb1980 4 years ago
its inside the game
jp101195 4 years ago
when you turned left on the stairs you could have free ran over the little pond thing and then turned left and got the bastard with a pounce kill. It's a bit more fun.
BobbyTubes 4 years ago
lol the merchant king runs fast for a fat jabba the hut
Horvak247 4 years ago
May be a stupid question, but what'd you use to record this?
vampiricdeath 4 years ago
not bad. not bad at all
bloodwolf58 4 years ago
how do u play those videos on the xbox?
Director098 4 years ago
for a fatass he runs pretty fast!
LukaZaaa 4 years ago 8
ok, i saw this and thought - i did it so much easier than that. Basically go around to that little hut on the left, climb on top, kill the archers with the throwing knives, jump onto the area where the archers are and then make ur way around. Kill all silently and u can drop behind the guy without being seen. XD its awesome!
jadd1593 4 years ago
How can someone that big run that fast?
lacuestajs 4 years ago
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altair aint fucking fat or big lol... god ur a NOB! :)
dopelyfe 4 years ago
he meant the merchant king you idiot
anshar154 4 years ago 3
I was talking about the Merchant King. I'm sorry for not making it clear.
lacuestajs 4 years ago
why r u saying sorry dopelyfe should say sorry of going ape shit about something that does not matter what a NOOB!!!
Assassin344 4 years ago
I like that mission. It's an easy one . I did it today
simonbeesch14 4 years ago
when those little flashes come up in cutscenes press any button to get an achievement. you have to see at least 85% of them to get the achievement.
9876567890 4 years ago
Like a movie... great job... and btw soccer stop giving away stupid info about the ending...!!
IzodMuse012 4 years ago
the sound is a bit low
assassins7creed 4 years ago
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you suck on this game
soulsurfer99 4 years ago
I think he did a good job
simonbeesch14 4 years ago
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and u have no back up on that? why dont u make a vid on showing us how to play like ur noob ass
bloodwolf58 4 years ago
it looked like you needed a pee at the end when you were talking to the guy because you kept crouching
scott4skate 4 years ago
Kappy, what editing software do you use?
MeLikeKimchi 4 years ago
How do you record this? It looks incredible!
MeLikeKimchi 4 years ago
he used a card from best buy i think
Statix550 4 years ago
ibeat this game about a week ago.
It's hard to believe that such a fat man could run!! lol
you will be so surprised at the cliff hanger ending
Sequel!!!!!!!!
soccerboi4eva 4 years ago
that was like a chase seen in a movie with that music.
arialatom 4 years ago
i totally agree!
germanpuma 4 years ago
Holy shit! The quality of this movie was insane. Did you get a new capture card? Tell me your secrets! The intro was pretty badass too so either you got a new editor or you just learned some new tricks. Very nice.
Shifty207 4 years ago
the start was done with iMovie
acadaca95 4 years ago
yo everything is good but no point of putting 300 soundtrack. but overall thanks i am getting assassins creed in december
bamyo53 4 years ago
Sly moves, great soundtrack, I'm definitely getting this game now. Great Vid :).
SHUTupNrocK8 4 years ago
kappy u have every game
WaRRiFiLe 4 years ago
sweet 1st comment lol i wat that game
BIGACE7894 4 years ago 2