The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Christian Hulks Out

[SystmOvrload]

LOL HAHAHAHA

[ProfessorLemur]

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS FOR SRS.

[SaBLeSoLDi3R]

Just a major up- just a small update!

[ShadowAngelicus1323]

poor abused clown doll

[sidewalk619]

Please calm down. There is no reason to be upset

[Dazandwich]

wat

[pghg022]

ED brought me here

[2mad2behere]

Dang it, I didn't want him to calm down...

[Kekuems]

I wonder if ED makes him so mad he poops himself?

[Aargh14]

HNNGNGNGGG sexy. I want guys I want I man that can rips paper for me and serve jizz cocktails How do.

[CCPcakes]

@SROnivera The existence of Chris Chan is proof of God's sense of humor.

[Tyannalyn]

@CCPcakes LOLOL correct!

[sexhaie]

i always lul at "...and clyde is... BAM!"

[LisaChuUK]

what did the fuckin TOY do wrong??

[Syckezt]

i want to see a him doing cosplay

[TheEpicHill]

@Syckezt No. You don't.

[phuzzychinn]

I bet he doesn't even know what the word "Crook" means.

[XxTeamHazMatxX]

1:05 sounds like he took too many cocks to the ass.

[cuzza2k8]

sounds like he's forcing out a shit.

[jcrowley1985]

@cuzza2k8 He probably is.

[Slugginz]

Too many crooks spoil the broth? Whats a crook doing openly cooking?

[GrayLeader2184]

There's something that really scares me about Chris, but it's not what you think...

I think I'm turning into him.

[Kaweebo]

@GrayLeader2184

OH GOD

[GrayLeader2184]

@Kaweebo Don't worry. It's just that I've gotten fatter since I've learned about him.

[Kaweebo]

@GrayLeader2184

Oh. That's not so bad.

[erahbocm]

he takes off his glasses like he's about to throw down with us through the internet.

[shimazu32]

Oh my fucking god why in the unholy clown fuck would he ever think this was a good idea to post?

[xBaranZacarioX]

this is amazing

[mordecai2691]

I sprayed mayo out of my nose.

[wkody7]

So he is 32 now huh I wonder what his birthday party is like

[AzureClarity]

@wkody7 He's 29, turning 30 in February.

[StarStruckSockPuppet]

Hrrrrummmpphhh

[RonAnecdotes]

*tactical face palm, when jsut a facepalm, isn't enough*

[argiepoo]

1:38 You want me to calm daaawwwwoonn.. you want me to calm DOWN!? XD

[GrahamCrackerDrew]

Dont mess with Chris, he'll put a picture of you on a raggedy ann doll and go ape shit.

[jamondo17]

ED stays lol :D

[TheFurryTits]

HOLY SHIT AUTISM RAGE EVERYONE HIDE!

[ingloable]

waste of paper :)

He has no fans.

Sonichu has been eradicated from the internet, except in certain cases as historical evidence.

[MightyMonkeyWrench]

Why a 30 yr old dude haves a raggedy ann doll???????

[t3hm00kz]

Hhhhhmmmm.. Just makes me really... ANGRY!!! GGGRRRFF HNNGGGFFF

[USRecoveryV2Kx]

It's great that he finally tells us how to unlock those secret characters in Street Fighter 2 : Turbo Edition. Fuck I loved that game!

[Jimbochap]

I think when Picard Face Palmed it was because of this...

[pherrera0613]

Poor doll

[Goku3388]

Tobey Maguire REALLY let himself go after Spider-Man 3 huh?

[DarthBowser430]

1:07-1:10, I was just listening to the audio, and I thought he was taking a poop.

[Trickishismael360]

@theninjaswerehere That's what I was thinking.

[matzehg]

...Is that his real voice?

[yonieghbu]

Listen very carefully at around 1:40 he shits himself.

[TrinityRewind]

its........... its like Quentin Tarantino with down syndrome

[ComradeGraty]

OH NO HE TORE A PIECE OF FUCKING PAPER IN HALF WATCH OUT HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS

[idiedidied]

Which video is the edit of this where it's like "TAKE IT DOWN (delete it)"

Excellent description, I know.

[afareni]

Crooks are spoiling the broth.

[SlashFirestorm]

Now imagine him doing a video like this in women's clothing!

[tmanuel44]

"This makes me really... ANGRY!" *grunts out of frustration or from shitting pants due to stress*

[columbusmozart]

HULK SMASH! Or else he's trying to take a shit...

[Havoc5487]

I don't think he knows what a crook is.....

[TehLeek]

Clyde, SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS!

[EndGameGG]

His nasal voice, extremely methodical way of talking, and how he thinks that punching a Raggedy Ann doll with enough force to make a five-year old sneeze is frightening in any way, shape, or form, is just one gigantic bag of lulz.

And you know what the best part is? That's just one video.

[Elssuh]

Got here from ED, this guy is full of lulz.

[PhenomenonMaster]

too many cooks spoil the brah

[lolwutumadbro]

Pressing 8 will take you to Chris posing with his mighty Iron Cock-Holder pumped, and his grunt emphasizes that he can take on any flaming asshole.

[lolwutumadbro]

We must band together and beat the Crooks.

[ScarletSnake]

that poor clown doll has been beat up, had its head bit off, punched, stabbed with wooden sticks... They should make a parody off him if another toy story movie is ever made.

[Armystuntman]

Oh look, his Hulk Costume.

Everybody! Point and laugh.

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

Too many crooks...*Half-hearted fist pump*....TOO MANY Crooks! *Better fist pump* TOO many CRROOKSS! *Epic fist pump*

[DJVTrans]

Did you see that Did you see how he ripped that paper in half!? HE MUST BE ON ROIDS OR SOMETING!.

[Zoroark50]

@DJVTrans He tore it like it was paper! Where does he get all his strength?

[vegasnegas111]

@DJVTrans No, Chuck testa.

[MykulJCabose]

@DJVTrans Don't be ridiculous. It was obviously a Fake piece of paper.

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

Ohh.......wow. I know a guy IRL who is EXACTLY like this guy in EVERY WAY. The way he acts, dresses, and even the similar artwork.....

Exactly. The. Same.

Annnnnnd...........after knowing him for quite some time, he's become a pain.............

The worst part............is he follows me around like a lost puppy.

No. Joke.

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

@TheGrungeGamer You know, you always assume everything is about you when it isnt!

[TheGrungeGamer]

@XxPromisesBrokenxX Okay. I'm sorry if this was about me when it was originally about someone else. But even so, I am sorry for assuming the worst of you. My apologies.

[TheBlackYousa]

I was crying with laughter.

So fucking funny, goddamn!

[Geronimo2705]

HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS GUY? SERIOUSY C'MON!! THIS IS COMIC GOLD!

[MudchopX]

DAT NIGGUH IS A HAWDCOH MU'FUGGA STRAIGHT AWTA COMP'ON

[ge5undhe17]

CHRIS MAD. CHRIS TEAR EVIL PAPER INTO TWO NNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHH

[R4z1m]

1:01 - 1:10 = Chris shitting himself. Yep, pretty mad.

[Firefairystar]

CURSES!!

[Cainus44]

@theninjaswerehere I almost feel bad for him. He genuinely thinks he doesn't have any of it coming to him and ED is so sadistic with its treatment of the poor retard. It's still pretty fecking funny though.

[EnDZYm3]

That sound he makes when he rips the paper. Fucking GOLDEN.

[zollopollo2]

1:01 is the best part

[zollopollo2]

OH SHIT, THE GLASSES CAME OFF. OH SHIT, HE SIGHED. HE IS FUCKING SERIOUS GUYS YOU BETTER LISTEN TO HIM OR HE WILL SHOOT YOU WITH HIS MEGATRON PISTOL. SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT CROOKS.

[larenzo177]

LOOK AT HOW ANGRY HE IS!!!!11111!

[444Tazer]

It's like watching an airplane crash, and no one knows they're burning.

[0wninwhilez0nin]

Tough guy... tearing paper in half...

[douboymkIII]

ah tell you wut

[LukaMegurinex]

OMG LOL SUCH A FAGGOT.

[ZealSeraph]

Terrifying...I guess.

[ZePwner350]

This man will die a virgin.

[EDiot248]

It looked like he was trying to take a shit when he said he was angry

[TEHL33MONESS]

I do believe I just loled, right in my pants.

[argebarse]

I love how he really believes that picture of some random fake-tanned douchebag is really his nemesis Clyde Cash

[deadmausish]

i'm sad i missed the heyday of this saga..but there is plenty of info..been reading 3 days straight about Chris..lolwut

[pursegrabbinpukes]

@deadmausish yeah I knew about the CWC drama when it was going on but I never really paid any attention to it until now... I'm trying to read about the whole thing it but mother of god, where do you start...

[deadmausish]

@pursegrabbinpukes You can start anywhere with him its all funny

[Kiroswan]

why

[Mynameisnotooo]

TOO MANY CROOKS. >:(

btw was this supposed to be threatening or hilarious, i cant tell

[Polybun]

hahahah this fucking loser sounds like gomer fucking pile.

[Cainus44]

Wow, he REALLY does not know how to properly punch. Or even close his damn fist.

[kinoukiri]

hahaha!!! omg, this is golden XD THANK YOU ED!

[bouncylj]

too many crooks spoil the broth, why would crooks be cooking?

[Metaknight486]

You know, this is a lot better when you press the 1911 button. It makes his argument all the more wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

[RenzokukenLionheart]

AUTISTIC SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH

[SlashFirestorm]

Oh Chris, you silly card. If only you had just ignored the ED page or taken it all in stride, you likely would have remained just a blip of lulz on the great ocean of the internet. Good going! How's Megan doing?

[natethegreats65amg]

Can someone tell me who is this Clyde Cash character this retard keeps talking about?

[DrTheKay]

No dont stop the comics!! How could you be so cruel?? Wtv will we do???

[ZippyChan]

1:32 ...HRRRRNNNNGGG Yeesh, that paper was pretty tough to rip, good thing I'm wearing my power ring!

[44ch1m]

every cwc video is better with closed captions...

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

Now that's what I call raeg.

[EchoplexTheUltimatum]

lolwut

[megahypersuperhero]

ERRYFING TAKE IT DOUN :<

[sano2000]

Poor clyde cash lmao

[LieutenantSparkles]

he has huge tits

[MrDarvis69]

This guy looks like he has retard strength, did you see him rip that paper!!??

[Trakheed]

is TheCWCvilleLibrary chris chan himself?

[ThePencilboxofDOOM]

@Trakheed It has to be highly unlikely.

[Jono1874]

He's pissed, better do what he says. 

[yyy2255]

Just like Spax3, it only backfired to Chris with heavier trolling against him.

[13thRose]

the Caption Actions makes it even funnier LOL just click Transcribe Audio and u'll see xD

[MrLulzable]

What was with that sound he made at 1:34? He sounds like a total faggo- OH WAIT.

[Scabzilla49]

"Too many cooks spoil the broth. Too many CROOKS spoil the broth."

[MrHomelessHank]

Does he remind anyone else of that one gay guy who was put to death on Reno 911?

[DanielFairbear]

HRRNNNGGGGG POWER LEVELS.... RISING

[GmodRandomCollection]

So if instead of 1000 visitors a week it was 500 , that would be less crooks? O.K Chris, stop looking at the porn on there , I know it's for free but it's not your type, it involves women too :O

[MightyMonkeyWrench]

... Is it me or that dude doesn't even knows how to make a fist?

[Binerycode]

1:41 PUT ON THE CC and it says might make a compound you want me to DRAMA comics

[WarbossGorgutz]

Did he just grunt ripping a piece of paper?

[Opitus123456]

dude ed is so fucked

[Germeka]

To many cocks spoils the bride?

[MightyMonkeyWrench]

@Germeka Lol

[GaurdianOfTirisfal]

100 years ago he would have been sitting in an asylum with a hole in his head.....shame

[chilaquilman]

CWC is so dreamy

[magoascendido]

1:06 Is he taking a dump?

[ThaBlackKarateka]

Hm... Beating the dead horse here, the ED article actually LED me here, the irony; regardless, if you were to pause the camera, have it aim down at a bed (with the doll) and swung on it with both hands (assuming Basic punching form [Not both at the Same time]) it would've been more effective.

Besides, when it said 'hulking out' I thought you'd remove your shirt, having smeared green food dye all over your belly beforehand.

[Athils]

@ThaBlackKarateka He already smeared his gut with blue stuff in one video. That's not too much of a stretch.

[Spartan043]

You know what? I just can't bring myself to hate this guy. You know why? Because Chris is an Alaskan oil field of lulz, and ED is a lone derrick, standing proud over the tundra.

[fenriz218]

@Spartan043 Agreed. May he live and entertain us for another 100 years (and then become an hero)!

[PURE4WESOME1000]

@Spartan043 If you play minecraft chriss is diamond and ed is a IRon pick of jusitc

[Athils]

Too many cocks spoil the Rosechus.

[Terrane21]

Chris-Chan fails at punching and anger! Seriously, he punches like a little pussy, and those D-cup tits isn't helping any.

[TheADPOL]

The Illusive Man is funding a project to develop an actual working time machine, with the intent to send someone back through time and prevent the conception of Christian Weston Chandler.

[Tranquilchan]

@TheADPOL

Practically a suicide mission...

I volunteer.

[TheADPOL]

@Tranquilchan

They don't expect you to come back alive.

Prove them wrong...

[satsugekibukouken]

@CrudelyDrawnTV and herp-es

[Yamibooze]

OH NO!!! HE KILLED A DOLL! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!!

[rougethebat06]

Oh man, I thought all the vids on ED were down...SCORE! Time to watch.

[Reddytwobyfour]

Chop Sockey!

[FFS1NICO]

mmmmm look at those tits!

[Celia104]

Omg! This is hilarious shit!

[HerbaMaliciferum]

I got to this page via a link on ED. Keep up the good work, sport.

[Lippy802]

gotta watch out for that retard strength man.

[UnNormalMan]

Holy shit, this kid's more fucking psycho than Goku!

[toolfreak10000]

wow what a failure his couldent scare a 4 year old child let alone the fantastic people at ED

[sharinganmoosex]

poooooor clyde....

[N0TCENTAURS]

Chris Nolan, are you watching? Bale's got nothing on him. NOTHING.

[Worthog117]

LOOOOOOOOL

He mad

[Penitant]

The Game

(you just lost)

[Jesus45U]

@Penitant

Heh, he was never a paticipant in The Game in the first place.

Hence why he's still a virgin ! :)

[PXbP]

Fuck, Chris is such a badass.

[taurenking176]

That poor lil stuffed clown animal...

[Blaze00069]

that poor, poor, piece of paper. how many things will you murder Chris, how many things!!

[tfaironpirate]

Chris-Chan would make a good supervillian.

[Simonboy5]

WOW this shit is so fake what a troll. The REAL Chris-Chan I KNOW couldn't take down a piece of paper tied to a doll. So take this faker back to the supergym or whereever you found him.

=D

[TheFigy]

lol

[Pantaleimonification]

1.07 onwards, he looks (and sounds) constipated >_>

[nainladen]

You has big boobs for a man lol

No woman will wantz you cuz you are too retarded and fat.

at least

go to a gymz and be able to work on the latter

better be a muscular retard than a fat one..

just saying...

[Ditherliss]

Oh bby what a hunk muffin :3

[LDJ96]

Megan was never your girlfriend even though you claimed ED was the reason you guys "broke up" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xDDD