Rachael Ray is a Terrorist!

[dorkydevil]

I wish I had 7 of me :(

[R3D54ND]

matt sent me!

[briackman]

matt sent me here!

[theminstry]

I do belive in Karma though...I do not belive in higher powers.

[TheHotsaucekiller]

@theminstry hi my name a is Karma and i promise if you do bad things me and my friends are gonna hunt you down and do an equal punishment but if you are good we will eventually and i emphasize EVENTUALLY bring good things to you

[theminstry]

@TheHotsaucekiller Your a bitch...annd 7 months to late.

[Powerflamer]

lol phil used to be more of a douchebag in his vids before 2009, and i like em more

[CJ090]

freedom 300 yards away motha fuka lolz

[makarov35]

the natiom of islam is a peaceful nation plus those terrorists claim islam while they`r not and the biggest problem is that all Religions took the wrong idea about islam except jews we dont give a damm about what these freeks thinks in fact the only Christian guy that I loved so much was... hitler cuz he killed them and that is a realy nice thing to do :)

[alittleolder]

But isn't that true with every pretty girl making adds for some product?

[ninjazdontdie]

first i don't believe in karma 2nd i believe he owns more Mexicans than just seven if that many people have watched this show 3rd why would straight people want another bathroom and make it "straights only"? 4th you rock keep it up -DVS

[ninjazdontdie]

first i don't believe in karma 2nd i believe he owns more Mexicans than just seven if that many people have watched this show 3rd why would straight people want another bathroom and make it "straights only"? 4th you rock keeep it up -DVS

[Truthify911]

sorry phil only terrorists are americans :'(

[letzteschlact2]

stop making fun of the Mucking Fuslims ...

[realMUSICisMUSE]

if karma was real paris hilton would get HIV.

[bambam5495]

you a puck ass bitch

[dylanthedog09]

dude you are funny :) please keep making more vids

[Riot0in0the0streets]

Wow, that is a ridiculous qotd.

[ChOcOsTaR27]

Karma is a BITCH

actually i honestly think that God and the Devil created Karma. She is invisable girl and attacks people hard but only to the people that deserve it for recant past actions.

But people such as the girl you mentioned with China's earthquake misunderstand Karma's intentions.

[RobloxWarriorsUnited]

I didn't appreciate that slam to Christianity.

[EzPzS]

I own 13 of them

[qwerty19565]

what did he say about the percentage of 10th graders? i didnt catch it :(

[ItachiRulez21405]

i have nothin against mexicans (in fact my best friend is mexican) but that joke was funny

[Bigaloa]

question. Might sound kinda stupid but I'm not "down with the lingo", but what is torrent?

[notheycant]

A torrent is basically a download. A bunch of people who have the file you want keep a program open, and when you open the torrent you basically copy their files onto your computer.

[NightManiacs]

i was a huge fan

but i didnt like that mexican joke?, at all

[WizzMasterZero]

develop a sense of humor?

[Yverek]

5 Star just for the Mexican Humor :D

[InvisibleSandwhichTV]

haa

[cheese89145]

QOTD: I dont believe in karma things just happen because of what you do

[altocee]

lol look at you trying to get on his video...

[chazfourlife]

PASTAFARIAN

[LoVeThEm5678]

i love mexicans i own 7 of them lol

[eaturcrap]

could not fucking stop laughing when u said "i love mexicans, i own seven of them" haha

[AznWWEWatcher]

*Gasp* Bitches be crazy.....Lol.

[TheRealNEEAH]

I believe in karma! Buddhism, FTW! =D

[ultrasco7]

karma yes but it likes screwing with me and destiny no

[GiddyHorseGurl12345]

okay so rachel ray is so much cooler than you and like so yeah leave her alone cause she owns you at life and you are a fail and sit in ur house making gay shows by ur self that no one watches..and ur wicked raisist so u need to not be

the end... And okay u know wat... Rachel was just wearn a freakn scarf!!!! ITS A SCARF... REALLY PEOPLE? idk how this video has over 500,00 views when its just freakn pethetic!!! leave the freakn woman ALONE!!! get a life!!!!and you talk about gay peple ur gay

[gonz4diegoa2]

i want to argue against you... but just too much stupidity

[TheRealNEEAH]

... wow... bitches be crazy....

[mondayslaskar]

if only you talked about what your title is

[ekmom76]

I think you're funny...but the scary thing is...you're right...

[Vopinator]

id watch that show

[xXcassrulesXx]

Phil i swear to god i had the same idea but instead of robots i thought of a big ass fence with 500v of electricity

[xxAnnabelle]

i dont believe in karma. but if you live by it you will most likely be a better person. squash a snail ? give someone a compliment.. good compromise

[binkiie4dictator]

not sure if you have seen it but i found it today, the lad who fell off a bridge, broke his back, the police found him then tazzed him................19 times!!!!!!!, because they sed he was resisting arrest. WTF? I havnt cried and laughed so much in a long time

[drzfynest65]

Haha this was like the first ever PhillyD show I had ever watched. Things have changed so much since back then! I miss this outro =/

[SenorYoutubification]

'i love mexicans, i own 7 of them' lol

me 2!

[piercedsquid]

Really? My local mexican store was sold out. You think I can get some on line?

[dman544]

i think that everything that exists today has no meaning, as in you,me,and anything or anyperson that u can think of but still enjoy your fuckin life

[leila344]

have you always had that mole on your face?

[macroheart]

I believe in waffles.

[jackjohn920]

yeah mexicans don't take that offensively, hes talked about killing all the white ppl

[SoccerItalianStyle]

LMFAO, i would so watch that Tv show too, best joke ever xD

[svenshtolen]

If they weren't literate, what the fuck would they do with a letter?

It won't help.

Unless mommy and daddy read it.

[MadiWieg]

that's kind of the joke.

[Mjosianne]

i think karma's funny. like your sibling call's you an ass, and then walks into a wall. scream "karma" in their face and see how pissed they get. just funny, not real.

[TheDouglasWay]

off course the heart will be affected when the victim is soaking wet x)

[jujuto1]

I belive that Westboro "Babtist' Chruch is a crock o' shit...

[MaisieLousieDyer]

hahah

"i own seven of them"

[bobshort400]

you say torrent funnny

[RhodriR]

i don't believe in karma because there is so much injusticwe in the world (this sounds so lame)

[ashleigh53]

lmao i love mexicans i own seven of them. wtf?:P

[MrFedel]

4:14 is funny. also, u own 7 mexicans haha good one.

[WhoScopes]

i believe in karma but the bad shit goes to urself, bcas u have bad karma its not ganna hapen 2 some1 else.

[JustSmexy]

Phill I love your show but dont make jokes about Juhes and religeon if you dont completly understand what your talking about

[ginasketch5000]

"about juhes" HAHAHAHA learn how to spell dumbass!

[4piratefan]

JustSmexy, Can you please learn how to use Spell check? it is your friend not your enemy.

[Bigev09]

Hse is not one with the firefox spell-check feature. It's amazing.

[Bigev09]

Wow. Irony.

[AnonimosArtist]

@ JustSmexy uh, let's see... Phil, don't, Jews, religion and completely. Those are all the words you spelled wrong. I guess you're one of the sixteen percent that's illiterate... oh well.

[JustSmexy]

YouTube is not a speling contest. And I wasnt born in America the land of false hopes. So I dont know english that well. And apparently you dont have nothing better to do than check for spelling mistakes

[AnonimosArtist]

nor is it a judging contest. Phil was probably joking. I wasn't born in America either, and I have plenty of things to do other than check for spelling mistakes. I just don't do them

[Shikamarugirl7]

I like the gay joke bit, people piss me off because they say they don't want a gay guy coming near them because they'll hit on them even though it's not like they have swarms of girls trying to molest them, you know

[kaaniranu]

didn't Rachel Ray cheat on her husband?

[awesomesauce69ify]

wow casliz44

[casliz44]

the the hell is a blue ray?

[khayr87]

i didnt understand the jews for jesus bit... whats he saying?

[banshee200]

Best show I've seen in a long time! Outhouse in space had me cracking up!

[jaredalexross]

"I own 7 of them." I spit up pepsi all over my goddamn keyboard... but it was worth it.

[beerissmoke]

dude i dont give a shit what people say about u....u kick ass and ur fuckin funny,

[klladude]

I believe in Karma's running over Dogma's.

Yes that was a joke.

[dbacks4life]

"We get 30 of these. 10,000 mexicans. Freedom 300 yards away. TV show!"

LMAO!!!

[THEsemajNESS]

I believe in Jesus. Seriously.

[columbianrefugee69]

na yo his 2 funny 2 ba mad at him lololol

[aboazoz959]

fuck you ..

[foxmiUK]

i own 7 of em

[runescape888779]

mo... mo...mole

[RODRIGUEZ101884]

LOL rachel ray is a terrorist!!!!!!

[dadsgirl99pr]

News flash:

Americans aren't native to North America! :O -gasp-

[dadsgirl99pr]

"Because". Use your own language correctly when bashing on others for not writing perfect English.

P.S. Just because other people don't know English doesn't mean they aren't 'American', I unfortunately have corrected many spelling horrors from 'Americans', I speak and write perfect English and -gasp- I'm Puertorican!

[saa994lt]

everything happens for a reason.

[wafflewhorre]

i was a literate 10th grader :}

now im a literate junior :D

[jillianjigs11]

haha you are hilarious!

i love mexicans...i own seven of them

priceless

[KairiAngel]

I believe in karma but not to the extreme in saying that 1000 of Chinese people dying is karma for a handful of assholes in China.

[dadsgirl99pr]

Life's a bitch, so all you have to do is fuck it.

That's what I believe. :)

[kilibot]

YES!!! CORRECT!!!

[te3n0na5ugrh1gh]

i love mexicans...i own seven of them

lol

[Animefanboy25]

lmao!

[turtledude101]

friend of mine backed a car into another car and pinched a girl in between it accidentally the car was being attacked and she panicked the girl sued her and sent her to jail saying she cant do normal activities because she is mentally traumatized and in great physical pain but two weeks after my friend went to jail the girl managed to get in a dirt bike accident breaking her leg needing staples in her head and 200 stitches

[MeritedNick]

i own 7 of them' LMFAOOO

[chordsandcolour]

lol

you look so distraught at the end.

[TJH47]

awesome. i'm in tenth grade in Ontario and I just passed my literacy test. lol

[calcalownz]

no !!!!!!

[rottentomato11]

Karma's not part of christianity sooo no i dont.

[Bulldog22031]

So you believe that eating shellfish is wrong, selling your daughter into slavery is ok, and that a multi-headed beast will come out of the ocean during the apocalypse?

My point is, just because something isn't in the bible doesn't mean you cannot believe it. Haven't you ever heard of what goes around comes around? That comes from biblical text saying "YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW"- call it what you want, but in the end its just karma.

[unknowncandyblahj]

im sorry but dusche doesnt come in a bag it comes in a box...so its a dusche box

[JonMatthewLive]

Mail 'em a letter... hahahaha

:p

[sillysarah7]

BONJOUR, JUSTINE.

[HellsSaint26]

My Name is Earl..... nuff said

[TheexObourn]

I thought that first bit was absolute brilliance.

I had to go back to watch the bit after it because I was laughing to hard.

Good job.

[hiimmooky]

oohhh i love teh interntes!

[AmanJohnK]

Great video Phil! I really hope that your dad gets better soon, youtube totally isn't the same without you

[ryanp123456]

No.

[shazshahin]

racist

[Calamanatione]

sarcasm

[alckes]

OH GOD, I WAS ON A PLANE WITH RACHEL RAY ONCE

we got lucky

[SandJsDAD]

haha  :D

[woopersk]

i dont believe in random chance...so that leaves God, and predestination. aka im a Calvinist.

[dwban11]

i dont believe in karma, fate, or destiny

[69Vampirebat69]

no i dont belive

[rynox45]

You were right about youtube monkeys.

I think it was when my video was removed for copyright, after I'd resolved it, youtube sent me a message saying a team of highly trained monkeys were fixing it :P

[StrummerDude94]

Tags: sxephil dunkin donuts rachel rachael ray muslim terrorist

muslims arent terrorists i know I LIVE WITH THEM

WATCH IT MAN

[HeyHoHelloThere]

we'll mail them a letter omg i rofl for hours

[carse101]

i believe in karma.

[PinataWithPizazz]

I believe in charma, but not predestination.

[drzfynest65]

Preordained blahbaddi-blahness xD

[mathern333]

people only use karma because they only notice the bad things happening to them when they've done bad things because they are trying to act more aware, but if you think about it, jesus got crucified

[orangefan9]

it's possible but not probable that karma exists.

[TurtlesAndTangles]

the other 16% are ESL kids, immigrants come to ontario more than any other province, luckily they have ESL classes

[gl0gg]

lol thts hilarious i luv mexicans i own seven of them

[orangefan9]

i own all of them. I am carlos slim. this is a telecommunications company. i am your master.

[BalooDumptruck]

i believe your right about the guy thing in the bathroom, yeah.......straight people are the most whinist bicthes of people, so who cares if a gay guy comes in, we're people

[noml12]

tasers are like dephibulators

[hitler7583]

mother fuker pinche puto

[BravesPrincess7]

I believe that we all have a destiny, but we have to work to get to it and anything can get us off track

[SxephilAndAHalf]

I believe in karma and superstitions but thats it. By the way, love your show, just look at my name.

[BenderBurgers]

I believe in cause and effect,there is no fate and there obviously isnt any karma since bad things happen to good people all the time.We are walking talking pre-programed sacks of chemicals with self awareness but no awareness of why we exist.

[sXepatrick]

yOU LIKE NC STATE!!!

[Awaishi]

Karma? Yeah it's hanging around, but it doesn't get much farther than your own personal surroundings. Sometimes it builds up and gives you that one really bad day where everyone is mad at you for no reason, but it doesn't effect the people around you a whole lot. Oh and it's really hard to build up enough karma to have an affect on the timing of your death. Death has enough to swipe at without taking every wrongdoer.

[a7fa7x]

maine!!!!!!!!blahahahahah

[faintsunrise]

Ok, and then?

[faintsunrise]

"I love mexicans, I own seven of them" LOL!

[Fergie405]

Cleaveland lol

[skollywhop]

shhh dont tell them

....i luv torrents

dont make them go away

[Sk8EnPaNdA]

Whats with the fake Mole?

[nikedmondson]

LMAO @ 0:51

[crazzzymeghan]

lol your funny

[ZePandaFreak]

uzes of what the fuckery! LOL

[zyzzogeton123]

I hate Karma :(

[sparknut71]

Should be called The Philip DeFaggot Show

[reklusnyc]

this person is not funny... he's fuckin corny and how he come up some dumb shyt like Rachael ray is a terrorist because of a simple fukin scarf.... killyourself

[Unholyterror]

Apparently you're dumb and you have no idea what sarcasm is.

[reklusnyc]

well apparently you should suck a dick

[Unholyterror]

Someone insults your intelligence and all you could come up with is a homoerotic insult? It doesn't make you look any better. In fact, it makes you look like a homosexual.

[reklusnyc]

i'm not going to tolerate a person with a mentality of a retarded dog, kill yourself with a hard core goth music in the background.. that's why your mom plays drums next to the trump tower

[Unholyterror]

"i'm not going to tolerate a person with a mentality of a retarded dog"

If only you could see the irony in that sentence. Maybe if you weren't so ignorant of the world around you, you'd come to the realization that "hard core goth music" is not what I listen to. Why would I kill myself if I'm content with my life? I talk to my mom every day, I'm pretty sure she'd let me know if she had a weird hobby.

It's not my fault you don't know sarcasm. Don't rampage over things you don't understand.

[reklusnyc]

listen Paul.. i can easily tell that your a poor child playing that hardcore goth music for one of a few reason... one. you still live with your mom after 19 painful years. 2. no one liked u in high school and u wasn't accepted to a college. or 3. months after puberty, u felt no one understand u and u joined a coke smoking, drug abusing crowed to try to maintain your anger.

buzz off

[thejesman]

Lol, I love it when people fight over nothing on youtube. I wanna join in! You still live in your mother's toilet. You are stupid and ignorant and homosexual. I don't like the music that you like. I am smart and you are dumb. Exclamation mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reklusnyc]

u have no say in this u bum

[thejesman]

Bum? Is that it? Dude, that's almost a compliment to me. Come on man, you're not even gonna call me a fag or anything?

[reklusnyc]

i can tell u have no life so why don't u go live that fantasy dragon ball z life of yours

i don't have time for your bitchiness so hop off the D train

[thejesman]

Lol, now that's more like it! Foolish girly man! You have no life. Your brains are small, almost as tiny as your ball sack.

For your next reply, I suggest you make fun of the music you assume I listen to. And how about speaking in capital letters? Come on dude, lets make this interesting.

[reklusnyc]

u a faggot. i bet when u was younger, teachers laughed at u just for u thinkin that u were smart and becoming someone successful... why dont u go find something constructive to like taking a whole bottles of sleeping pills

[thejesman]

Lol, knew it was only a matter of time till you called me a fag. You're just mad cause you have bad hemroids and haven't been able to sit down for the past twenty years, and everytime you try, you say, "Ouchies! My anus cries brown tears of sadness!"

[reklusnyc]

u should not have no right to talk. your 25 years old watchin cartoons. what u have a semi midlife crisis. chew nuts u bastards. i hope naruto, inuyasha, and spongebob gets canceled

[thejesman]

Lol dude, are you seriously still talking to me? Haven't you figured out by now that I'm just screwing with you for my own dorky amusement? I mean seriously, it's not like you can say anything that I haven't already heard a hundred times before. You're not exactly the first person to act like a douchebag on youtube.

[99minerkc]

lol!

[mastershane101]

is he wearing a Nc State hat booooooo Unc state

[HabboDrumsta]

wonder what he was watching in the end...

but mailing the 10th graders a letter? they're illiterate. LMAO

[XxDropAcidNotBombsxX]

Phil, that's insesnsitive.

lol- but, wait..

YOU OWN SEVEN MEXICANS?

[rv186rs]

uhmm that comment was just stupid, karma is something personal. so that commen was like saying every single person in those regions were evil...

[metaphysikz101]

man karma is deffinetly real and anyone that doesnt believe in it obviously hasnt truly tested it

[Bruteciao117]

I own 7 of 'em! XD BAD!

[cobaltdan9]

this outlook puts the responsibility for our problems squarely in our hands. not with god, or karma, or something like that...but action vs. reaction. simple rules of succeeding in life are based on how smart one is, in all respects. smart in relation to the heart, to sociability, physicality, philosophy, to action and to politics and science. we must see that "things that count aren't always counted, and things counted don't always count"

[cobaltdan9]

life's a dream within a dream. so the question is how to best live your life. this is what political science tries to answer: what our human nature is, are we better off in communities or not, why should we follow laws and should we at all? questions of these sort are more relevant, in my opinion, than questions of a teleological or ontological nature. to me, life is a game of chance and probability. you can't choose your cards but you choose how you play them.

[WoopMCLWoop12]

karmas fucking bull shit. my boy friend almost left me when i said that.

[TheGhFan]

don't believe in karma.

or anything like that.