Flight of the Conchords- Albi (racist dragon)

[TheJuanchito13]

584 people are racist villagers

[amnesiacsmuzak]

ahahaha...i love bret's reaction when jemaine says 'which we all know turn into jellybeans' at 0:58

[christzak]

Part 6...

[jmigandrade]

Isn't everyone else curious about the other five parts of the story?

[bassisku]

HAHAH

[AbstinentUser]

i want to hear parts 1 to 5!

[Moltentank]

2:18 see how they look at each other and kind of sigh because the americans are so discriminative.

[IBradCJ]

@Moltentank They aren't American. They're from New Zealand

[Moltentank]

@IBradCJ The audience is American.

[MrRicardodiaz1]

@IBradCJ yeah, but there's this thing called touring....

[adamreydeath]

bubblegum pie sounds YUM

[Inkubzz]

Albanians are Caucasian (white)...

[MissSmileyMouse]

That's the song we used to stop racism in New Zealand LOL! :-D

[RedCandleWax24]

581 people didn't see parts 1-5

[trennick]

quite racistly..



[Minlite227]

I have been searching for TheMoland's comment for weeks....please send food and water if I'm not dead by then.

[Backward4ward]

@Minlite227 press see all comments, Press CTRL+F and type in TheMoland and scroll.... if you needed to find it before death.

[bre22f]

get your hand off my tail youll make it dirty LOL

[Gothic238]

Can someone please tell me where to find the version of this where Jemaine forgets the lines? Thx :)

[lobovance2]

577 people thought the dislike button was albi's jellybean tears

[pimpinhoes11100]

which as we all know turns into jellybeans

[4duff5]

haha great song guys



[UglyducklingProd]

i really want some bubblegum pie right now!!≧▽≦

[TheFredcor]

when i first heard this song, the part where he says "part six", i thought he said "hot sex" ........

[francescaelena1]

@TheFredcor ME TOO!!!! xD

[BassMan2623]

Get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty....

[ghengix]

This guy should do audiobooks.

[basisti94]

Such and awkward silence there

[Rievoldt]

YUM!

[zButtery]

i use to be a dragon, but than i got kneed in the arrow

[BuzzLightyear2899]

No albi, you didn't kill me with you dragon flames, I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.......laughed the boy

[emilbesti]

I was fighting Albi but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[omglolpanicgirl]

577 people are still racist :(

[MotiveOfStereo]

Laughed the boy.

[Putthapipat]

Bubble gum pie

[RichardMPM]

i used to be a racist, than i took an arrow to the knee

[pinglover71]

577 people hate cottage cheese cottage!

[DoubleDz2k11]

Fuck humpty dumpty kids can actually learn from this shit!

I mean in that whole fucking poem it doesnt say once that he's an egg ..

[dmurray1031]

Flight of the Conchords.... Y U NO DO PARTS1-5??

[GangOBroz12]

577 People couldn't crawl to shelter

[thereaperz1]

Pause at 1:53 Arrow entering knee... oh noes did i use a popular meme god forbid. I am a bad person

[poopmcdoopdoop]

@thereaperz1 You are

[DandyInHell]

I'm going to start using 'racistly' as an adverb all the time.

[Putthapipat]

JELLY BEANS

[pinster112]

I wish I had a racist dragon...or that I lived in a marmalade forest

[Thehawkdown99]

I'll be the racist dragon.

[TheNinjurman]

@FroztiezIsAwesome At least you didn't make the "arrow to the knee" joke. I applaud you for that.

[KahlanPendragon]

@TheNinjurman What's the 'arrow to the knee' joke?

[elliottslife]

@KahlanPendragon from sky rim, set phrase between soldiers, and one of them is ' i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee'. then it became a meme after bloggers shat on it

[KahlanPendragon]

@elliottslife Oh okay, thanks

[helloyaehyou]

576 people are burnt Albanian children

[FroztiezIsAwesome]

So we meet again 240p....

[KahlanPendragon]

@FroztiezIsAwesome So we meet again unoriginal comment...

[FroztiezIsAwesome]

@KahlanPendragon Yes we do... I'm a douchebag...

[EmperorElectricity]

best song ever

[NaeeanFaletui]

"Albi, the racist...Well not anymore...dragon"

[uberhorse753]

Brett's expressions make this for me. The song is fun, but Brett's face is the icing on the cake.

[FOBR2006introsect]

I recite this song regularly at random intervals. Love it.

[RossMc131]

*witty comment about the amount of dislikes, relating to the song*

[Bobaganush26]

why are all the top rated comments always shit they say in the video we are watching, for fucks sake, be original people

[LoudnProud42]

@Bobaganush26 What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday!

[Jontaquestion]

His face expression at 1:05 is priceless

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

576 people are still racist dragons

[pikanator1]

@OhEmGeeitszHend 8,294,137 people don't give a fuck.

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

@pikanator1 8, 295, 699 people know that you're a total douche

[pikanator1]

@OhEmGeeitszHend Well, I'll be the mature one and not try to argue on the internet with someone.

[OhEmGeeitszHend]

@pikanator1 and yet....u picked the fight?

[pikanator1]

@OhEmGeeitszHend I felt you needed to know that no one cares what you think 576 people are for disliking a video.

[ultimatescottyman]

576 badly burned albanian boy disliked this

[Balrog420able]

Everyone, dislike the top comments. Boosh.

[chewyflapjack]

*Insert a quote from the song for recognition in the shape of a thumbs

up*

Oh... Well... Really? It's that simple? Fuck me...

Here goes...

"Bubblegum pie"

Done & Done.

[theastrozombie13]

@chewyflapjack Yum.

[Rjimppy]

@chewyflapjack That's actually one of the best lines :P

[rockerhead247]

@chewyflapjack "YUM!"

[KurtCoabinisntdead]

Jess the racist dragon.

Jessica Richenda Watson.

Facebook her.

[KaynisMajoris]

Which as we all know TURN INTO JELLY BEANS! :D

[jackow117]

try liking this while holding down the 'SHIFT' key

[GreenMan0328]

Albi, the racist, well not anymore, dragon!

[TheMoland]

when i get kids, this is so gonna be there bed-time story

[themasterfulcow34]

@TheMoland so, you plan to get kids, not have kids?

[Rievoldt]

@themasterfulcow34 Well if you get kids you have kids..

[TheDixynourmous]

@Rievoldt not always....

[lenazaytseva100]

@TheMoland me too

[besnikmaloku]

The litle Albanian boy ^^

[FTWBaconstrips]

I know Jermaine would make a kick ass narrator!

[thatsthat12000]

do you guys know what there names are

its bret and jermaine just kuz i saw a guy who didnt know what there names are so dont hate guys or else i will eat your children like mike tyson to bad he lost his tiger wait thats just in the hangover. what do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze loled so hard there and peed my pants

[thatsthat12000]

lolz you guys are all dunb there are no first 5 parts

[DrSuperPig]

i need a dragon jelly beans yum

[LaurelGingergs756]

ha You will have a fun time with me

[zZSoSiiKZzxD]

I went back to see if I missed the first five parts.

[Saxonandproud]

This shit blew my mind

[DeSudzer]

part 6. lmao

[Jmblinn13]

My God this is hilarious.

[rabb1t5]

who also went looking for the other 5 parts, and was very disappointed when they could not find any :(

[Dragonshouter]

And Albi cried some dragon tears, as we all know turn into jelly beans!

[fnatic101]

get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.

[MissLauder8]

This should be a bedtime story for all children.

[TimmyThePlank]

Wait there isn't any part 1-5??!!

....I'm not crying, No im not crying. Its just been raining on my face.....

[RemoteControlFreak11]

"said Albi quite racistly"

[eldiejablo]

572 people have no jellybean tears.

[iamkilllaaaa]

get your hand off my tail you will make it dirty

[TheCrazylool12]

572 People are the Villagers.

[oshomroni]

Those guys should totally team up with Garfunkel and Oates. A team of unstoppable comedic, ingenious musicians.

[TheWallybego]

YUM!!

[sophietada]

i sung this to my preschooler kids at napptime

[broly432]

572 people were named albi

[aznminr123]

"They chased me here too when i became all disfigured like this"

=

"bitches me dilemna and what they want to stick to back these"

[llamapie24]

Agenda potatoes would make a date" CC is the best :)

[llamapie24]

Put CC on!

[EmergencyBagels]

JEMAINE why are you wearing an animal t shirt? Surely that's bret's job >:(

[MyAndo123]

I would like Jermaine to read me to sleep

[finnywiggins]

"Laughed the boy"

[xIMissYou1609x]

@finnywiggins That part always cracks me up lmao

[MilaMango108]

570 people didn't eat bubble gum pie with Albi.

[Areumah]

570 people obviously haven't watched parts 1 - 5 :)

[SteezyFresh]

There is no 3:21 :O !!!!!!!!!

[91Sovereign]

laughed the boy

[SarahW4023]

lmfao love this xD

[Jakall14]

How does he not burst into laughter at any point?

[pseudogenesis]

@Jakall14 Because he probably practiced this over and over again.

[sk8bamsk8]

jermaine reminds me of a white Moss for some reason lol

[HarvesterG]

2:48 YUM!

[666shakenbake]

JELLYBEANS!!!!!:D

[ZonkeyAido]

Bret at 00:56 lol

[chimpyobrien]

Get off my tail you're making it dirty

[deathsquirt]

I wanna hear part 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 of the story!! If only... *sigh*

[DeSudzer]

part 6.... LMAO XD

[dragNclaw97]

i can now play this on guitar. yay

[georgiiaeliizabeth]

ALBI ALBI ALBI ALBI i want ALBI to be my bestfriend!

[777thejesusfreak777]

Epic!!!

[Ninjachamp15]

This is AMAZING!!! 

[QWOPchamp]

When Jemaine says 'thats the song we use to stop racism in New Zealand. Cause remember it used to be really racist when we started singing that.....it's better now' it reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail when John Cleese says 'She turned me into a newt!' "A newt?!" '.........I got better'

[stevemvfc]

570 didnt take their hand off his tail and they made it dirty

[sexxypanda417]

this is like a bad ad lib but its funny

[TheTwelfthApostle]

"laughed the boy"

[ryan15owns]

just made my first bubblegum pie. YUM!

[silverpslm]

I cried a single tear when i heard this song. Sadly not a jellybean

[Bnjmnwd]

570 people don't like dragons that can talk - fools! in addition to the heart-warming story of overcoming racism :)

[MrLjkskater]

570 easily offended people didn't get to the end where he turns non-racist

[Hatsune5Matt1MikuFAN]

Lol!!! Holy crap!!! Dragons cry jelly beans!!!!! o(^▽^)o

[unetotaleincognito12]

LoL

[hopedieslastsi]

nice one haha

[RandomLinkinParkFan]

hahaha...but you did leave me very badly disfigured. (laughed the boy)

[TheLegoshowcase]

TheYouwontgetit thats only a little racist >:[

[TheYouwontgetit]

albanian boys are the worst... he should have killed that rat...

[iarcunt]

I would like to listen to the first 5 parts.

[cokeinsanity1]

waebgyunimctysuvd 

sorry wiping the tears of my keyboard coz sooooooooooooooo funny

[cokeinsanity1]

'laghed the boy' 

probaly the funniest part

i lold soooooo much throuout the whole vid

[hannahspanable]

Love these guys there hilarious.. never ceases to amazes me how funny they are! XD

[Nkieffer000]

I always thought he was saying "I'll be the racist dragon." lol

[hunz81]

... laughed the boy.

[okaytu]

i was listening to Taxi Driver by gym class heroes and i swore i heard the beat before and HAD to listen to this

[AirsoftTerr0rist]

LOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL LAUGHED THE BOY XD



[MrJCjosh]

jamaine should be a part-time comontater

[Imiluvsnoodles]

laughed the boy ....lolll

[sophietada]

ME: *stomps on albis foot*

Albi: *starts to cry* why did you hurt me?

Me: FREE JELLY BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!