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  • Is there a love button? This song is very humorous and people need to get their panties out of a bunch.

  • Funny how many hesitant Christians "sort of " believe or claim to. They admit to not living up to the 10 commandments,etc.,but "want to." Like they can fool God-just in case he is real! [well,get forgiven at the last minute?] I take the opposite approach-I think Hell does probably not exist,but if it does,volunteer to go there. Nude torture forever! I can take it! Enslave me!

  • This song is an atheist classic!

  • LaVey was a crackpot but not any more than any fundamentalist. Sow thy seed unto my bank account and praise thy lordeth

  • Hail Satan!

  • Satan will save us from the evil of the tyrant god.

  • this song makes me feel safe :)

  • There's no such thing as Satan ... It's just God when he's drinking!

  • @WingDiamond fuckin right saith the bible or the quran or whatever ficking book suits the generation

  • @HoRuSArcheTyPe so saith the drunken book of enochalypse

  • satan loves me NOT..

  • @017SHAMe NOT jokes are like so 1990. smells like my asshole has been cooking a long one .... reply

  • Haha, do people seriously not read the info description for this video? Y u no smart??! Aside from that, this is delightful! If I weren't so against indoctrination, this is what I'd teach my kids to believe--existentialism & humanism, but they're free to choose as they wish when they're old enough to make that decision. LaVey had his lessons right!

  • I love how all the Christians are getting angry...

  • fuck satantism is fucking weird omg you guys are fucking crazy

  • Wow my Generation is really messed up SMH :\

  • ^ so childish. You must come out of the world, the flesh is never satisfied. True peace only comes from following Jesus Christ.

    God only visits those who humble themselves before him.

  • satan does not love you he is going to destroy you,

  • @MrJacqueadams take your spam and go eat some ham

  • @mrtrivates MY RELIGION Forbidden THE HAM , AND THIS IS WHY I`M NOT GONNA TO EAT IT AND MY RELIGION Forbidden THE HAM BECAUSE THE PORC EAT HIS SHIT ALWAYS ,, HOW ANY BODY CAN EAT THE HAM AFTER HE NOW THAT ?? THANKS GOD THAT I`M MUSLIM , AND YOU MR.TRIVATES ENJOY TO EAT IT

  • @MrJacqueadams Capslock stuck?

  • @MrJacqueadams I have a friend that just escaped from Iran. Islam is not the answer. Islam is fucked.

  • Weedbrothas @ you can`t say that from your heart ,, Governments are wrong, and some militant groups, I'm talking about the religion of Islam, it is food for the human spirit, try that for one time and you will see how is islam is the right way ,, devil take the people to the HeeeeL ,, VISIT: ISLAMWEB.NET

  • Hail satan and this song is so cute

  • I'm a Christian and I think this is funny lol

  • @gibsondude07 You're so nice!!

  • @Kiki3141592 lol I don't mind this stuff. I don't agree with it but I'm not going to go around telling everyone what they have to believe in. This doesn't ruin my day so why fight about it. If you love satan that's on you lol If you like sugar in your coffee that's also on you.

  • Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy

  • omg this was hilarious! i thought it was gonna be like a sarcastic song for gay people sarcastically saying "pft well of course the devil hates me and ima burn in hell cus all these christians are telling me this" that woulda been better

  • @jesseisbroken No that wouldn't have been better.

  • Fucking stupid Christian people..stop looking up satanism and writing I love jesus and all that bullshit on here!! Fuck Jesus, fuck Christians, SATAN FOREVER...

  • @Warumono2273 hahaha,ok.Forever in Hell,good luck,idiot.

  • @Warumono2273 Poor kid.No wonder your life is so miserable.Tsk3! ;-)

  • i will sing this song at work all night lol...i'm so sick of janitors walking around singing praise the lord this and that... hail satan.

  • WOOOOOOOO!!!!! SATAN!

    

  • Being a social and economic libertarian, I love the Satanic Principles :D

  • Hail the devil within us all.

    

  • @angelriderrecordz i think the closest to evil i get is killing the damn fly buzzing around my head. Oh and btw, knowledge IS power, but if you HAD knowledge then you'd know and understand what satanism stands for, even if you yourself don't believe in it. if you are ignorant, knowledge doesn't exist in you.

  • BULLSHIT music! IMBECILIC!

  • so is this like a song u sing at the satan church

  • 290 people are brainwashed by the church

  • i luv je3sus

  • @t0ny910 he doesn't love you back

  • @t0ny910 fuck satan, u guys are fucken stupid believing on this shit

  • @t0ny910 stupid shit is when people believe god will protect them, then i beat the shit out of them, in the name of satan

  • @MrMarkcastro alright say wat u say its not goin to change your bitch ass mind, faggit-asss

  • @t0ny910 wow thats the best you got, go fuck you priest and when he talks dirty to you try those words as insults

  • @MrMarkcastro ?.. u dont make sense faggit, u probly some fucken white pice of emo shit mutufucker..go suck a dick fag

  • @t0ny910 hahaha lol that the worst can think of, and if you dont understand what im saying, then your just as retarded like christianity

  • Its easy to be a satanist and love yourself above everyone. Its hard to put people before yourself and trust god for everything..but its worth it. I'd rather have a hard day with God than a hard day without him. Just sayinn :)

  • I love this a lot. I'm a LaVeyan personally, and I think I'll use this video to educate people on our views in a humorous way now. Thanks for uploading it!

  • What does he mean when he says "The Christians tell me so"? I don't get it.

  • you are not holy i Was like  Yeaahhhh!

  • LOVE IT!

  • The greatest trick both God and Satan ever pulled was convincing the world they existed.

  • This video is awesome. It is obvious to me that you are no Satanist. And my guess is you don't consider yourself a Christian either. Thats pretty awesome too. I believe, but am often hesitant to be called Christian. I like Believer MUCH better.

    Any Christians viewing this should see. We are our own worst enemy. Satan is one bad mofo, but Satanists are a joke. They don't care about us. They think we are a bunch of idiots. Many of us are.

    Kudos to the author of this video. You speak Truth.

  • @FishyMCO You're right, the author of the video is not a Christian either - he's an atheist.

  • Just couldn`t stop laughing (South Park`s Satan was the best thing to add in this video). This is pure genius, because it`s also so true...

  • FUCK YEAH SATAN, I FUCKING LOVE YOU BABY, LETS BURN THE WORLD TOGETHER

  • for every fucken JESUS LOVES YOU i fucken get, thats how many christains i will beat up at school, and if i get more than 50 thats a fucken church im ganna burn down

  • god is a pedifile, he says little children come on to me, were have we heard that before hahahaha

  • @MrMarkcastro

    You took that from George Carlin.

  • @MetaI4Brains no i just came up with it, its not that hard

  • In my mind satanism is the smartest religion to counteract Christians . Wat is there to worry about if Satan loves you . Btw love the song

  • THIS IS A COO SONG.

    I LIKE THE CHORUS.. LOL

  • A person said to me that god is a greedy god and that is why he doesn't like people liking other gods. Since greed is a bad emotion and god is supposed to be all that is good why does he have such great greed? Stupid, silly Christian! Go drink more of that Kool-aid!

  • In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet.

  • @itsfun2youtoob god has ordered the genocide at the hands of the fucking jews, read. As his cock sucking profitt samuel. man, woman, child, animal... all in the name of your pole puffing drag queen god...

  • I request reason for your golden rule, and ask the why and the wherefore of your Ten Commands. Before none of your printed idols do I bend in acquiescence, and he who saith "thou shalt" to me is my mortal foe.

  • jesus was a sinner a man that lied, he called himself the king of kings but i call that pride

    were not allowed to worship others, i call that greed

    we feel his wrath if we do, so i call that envy

    god is a glutton since you say he created all

    he gave us genitalia stemming from his lustfull thoughts

    and i have now disproved the king of men and on his head should be placed the crown of sin!!!

    >:)

  • you fucken christains are a pain in the ass, get the fuck out of here, if we wanted to hear all your bull shit, we all would be in the fucken churches i didnt burn down

  • I understand why satanists, myself included, look for videos about our own religion. Why are Christians searching for it? Cuz they know we have it better than they do and are just envious, or simply cuz they want to bitch?

  • @nvr2late666 Is their "mission" or something =/

  • @nvr2late666 Another explanation? They are dicks.

  • @alister452 haha, how true

  • @nvr2late666 They have a belief that Pagans/Wiccans/Satanists/ and any other Occult religion is obviously worhsipping the Devil, so they feel the need to try and "save" us. It is quite obvious that if we chose this path, it was to get away from them.

  • Cool lol

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  • JC is for you to hold on to but to push him on others just makes one another rude dime a dozen bastard.

  • Hahahah! Hellz yah! Hail Satan \m/

  • @AscendToThis fuck yea

  • My lord and savior is Jesus Christ, and that will never change. I will be praying for all you lost souls out there.

  • Hail Satan the true master \m/

  • Wouldn't Satan hate me? I didn't think satan could love. hmmm

  • @ratecomment Jesus Died, he save some sin for us.

  • @mrtrivates fuck jesus

  • @mrtrivates He died for nothing, And not for the sin of man

  • @hc6777 jew

  • @ratecomment if he really saved our sins, why are we still sinning? You are the unaffected christian who has no love for Satan. You must hate death, well your god has killed more than Satan, are you happy? try not to say I'm dumb, because i hate when people fight about religion and you will later find out that satan is the real angel of death and has as much power than anyone else

  • @ratecomment Fuck jesus, your personal slavior.

  • @ratecomment Yeah, Jesus died, but Satan still lives :)

  • @ratecomment So if Jesus died for our sins, that means that if we don't sin, he died for nothing. Not to worry... I'll make sure his death didn't go completely to waste.

  • @ratecomment he is just getting ready his army ready to come kick the shit out of all the sinners here on earth. He Saves brainwashed sheep not everyone, what kind of shit is that. Think like us or we will kill you in the name of our Lord. Yeah that has been real helpful for humanity, thanks alot for worshiping a fucking tyrant God.

  • I just don't get why all the crispies feel the need to post crap

    & why its always the same pointless & hateful msgs again & again

    & again..........

    Get some new material would you !!!!!!!

  • Jesus is comming!!!!Repent!!!!

  • @marinavictorfong When is Jesus coming back? Does he like cookies? 

  • Do what thou wilt ! and POOP !!

  • Lmfao! xDD Epic. i also mocked the original version of this song. Haha. Epic...although tis in a death metal version. For the win. (:

  • @xXDEATHxxMAYxxCRYXx I used to get a lot of Spanish hate from Latin Catolicos on these comments so I used the same theme and wrote a Latin Metal song based on these lyrics here. The chorus translates to "I am the Devil. I'm not bad, just contrary"

  • \m/ if he is such a winner then why does he have a fleet full of beggars \m/

  • Yet people still find him to be an ass, so go enjoy your god then, or does it just chaps your hide the others have little to no respect for you divine?

  • quick question.....do satanists believe in satan? or is it just a symbol?

  • @insane4christ2 Children need not be corrupted by 2000 year old books that have next to nothing to do with how the world works. Anton LaVey's teachings are much more applicable to modern society. take your head out of your ass and look around.

  • @wwejheaton Jesus is a figment of your imagination whose origin is an ancient work of fiction. But I'm wasting my time telling you this because you're probably dumb enough to believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus too. If you have the intellectual capacity, bother to actually READ your bible. If you get through the Pentateuch (if you even know what that is) and still think that God is good, you need to go to Hell yourself. God is either Useless, Wicked, Non-existent or worthless. Pick one.

  • @mrtrivates get a life dude...

  • @mrtrivates easter bunny and santa claus are non-christian beliefs. Pentateuch, the first 5 books, and i've been through it. God is good if you make it to the end of all 66 books. God is neither useless, nor wicked, nor non-existent, nor worthless. Face it.

  • @mrtrivates Haha. Well said.

  • @wwejheaton LMAO really? what did he won? A wood cross and an absent father? hahahaha

  • @CircleOfCerberus one day you will all know and if you don't except him as your lord and savior you will regret it cause one day he is coming back for his children and you will not know the time,month,day or the hour he will be back now i'm not gonna argue with you but i will pray for and the ones that are left behind you think it's hell now bud you haven't seen hell until that day comes and hopefully you won't be left behind you right now the devil has all ready got you were he want's you

  • @wwejheaton do you know who else is a winner? CHARLIE FUCKING SHEEN! HAIL CHARLIE SHEEN AND HIS TIGERS BLOOD!

  • @wwejheaton You believe in a religion in which a Jewish zombie asks you to symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood because some rib woman decided to follow what a talking snake said to eat from a magical tree.......makes perfect sense.

  • @loveless3138 you do not know what jesus was talking about then he didn't mean it in the way you are thinking he did

  • @loveless3138 you need help bro

  • @MrMkD4eVeR100 And you are?

  • @wwejheaton fuck you

  • @MrMarkcastro JESUS LOVES YOU=)

  • @wwejheaton fuck jesus, when i was a peice of shit christain i was a good little boy but when i fucken needed him he was never there like a fucken pussy he is

  • @MrMarkcastro JESUS LOVES YOU!=)

  • @wwejheaton thats what all pussies say

  • @MrMarkcastro JESUS LOVES YOU!!!=)

  • @wwejheaton Satan is the LOOSER FROM SLAVERY! Jesus "Mother-rapist" Cockroach is a Whiner and Your Troll and Enslaver!

    "Fraud Jesus Christ get thou far from me, a demon."---Kalimite prayer

  • @ChurchOfKali66619 JESUS LOVES YOU!!!=D

  • fuck yea man satan kicks ass

  • @vergil90000 let's see you say that when your in hell hopefully you won't be there

  • nice song:)

  • lol what a gay song fuck satan and jesus chuck norris will round house kick both of them

  • @ugodcream714 Chuck Norris would be no match for Darth Vader.

  • @mrtrivates

    Dark Vader would be no match for Bill Brasky.

  • @mrtrivates lol

  • Satan=Freedom

    God=Communism 

  • THIS MAKES ME WANT TO EAT A PUPPY'S HEAD OFF. JESUS IS NOT GOD ONLY GOD IS GOD. SO MANY STUPID CHRISTIANS AND RELIGIONITES. FUCK RELIGION CAUSES OF WARS AND STUPID THEORIES. I LOVE SATAN TOO.

  • "If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbor, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. If a man lies with his father's wife, he has uncovered his father's nakedness; both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. If a man lies with his daughter-in-law, both of them shall surely be put to death; they have committed perversion;" Leviticus

    Wow... alot of christians are going to be put to death.

  • God the Father represents Ego, Satan represents Shadow. The bigger the ego of the individual and the collective egos of a society the darker, and sicker the shadow. Thus, the more you worship the Ego, or God the Father in extremism, the larger your demons, and thus your personal Satan becomes. In short, Christianity is the opposite of Satanism in name only.

  • But most Christians, especially fundamentalists, worship Satan and demons as well, because they believe they have so much power. Now think about it, how often do fundamentalists talk about demons? If they did not believe in that power, they would not obsess as they do... case closed.

  • SATAN IS STUPID !! god is the greatest mist amazing, beautiful person ever and Jesus is the one and only allmighty king of heaven and earth !! You can love your stupid Satan but as a Christian I will always follow the lords who truly love me and won't burn me in hell.

  • @emelia1996 Tell me emelia - have you ever bothered to read the bible?

  • @mrtrivates notice no response

  • @vids4games The trouble with no response is I have no empirical evidence that I really hit a home with it or not.

  • @emelia1996 you do not know the truth, and you do not know if you will burn in your imaginery Hell

  • I would kind of be into the Tooth Fairy if she looked HOT like Tinkerbell but had a wild side. But I wouldn't worship her.

    Worshiping things that are not real is for DERANGED PEOPLE.

  • @dippywatcher weak minded people

  • @ugodcream714 Same diff, dude.

  • Where do I sign up?

  • hmmm yeahh worshiping satan is just as stupid as worshiping god....

  • @playboibunny33 agreed.

    little known fact, the particular type of satanism being sung about in this song, do not worship satan, or even believe in a literal satan.

  • Lol!

  • Lord Satan guides and protects those who accept them, i've never seen god help anyone. all he dose is smight this, damn to enternal suffering that. ad order thousands of people to death...

  • God Rules!!

    god FTW!!

  • @marianofigueroamusic Haha... people like you are the very reason I wrote a Latin/Heavy Metal corollary to this song with a Spanish Chorus that goes "Soy El Diablo! No estoy malo pero estoy contrario". God (according to the bible) wanted us to be ignorant and the greatest crime in fundamentalist Christian dogma is to think.

    "The only good is knowledge and the only evil, ignorance" -Socrates

  • @mrtrivates hablas español? si eres tan "culto" hablas por lo menos 3 idiomas no? en fin, tu canción debe ser un éxito, bastante pensada la letra de la canción (aunque la gramática es bastante deficiente). déjame decirte que este es un foro de expresión, yo no tengo nada en contra de los "satánicos" Dios nos dio algo llamado libre albedrío, por ende tu decides tu propio destino, y si tu decides la condenación eterna, es tu problema. Deberías abrirte y conocer a algún sacerdote te impresionarás.

  • @mrtrivates

    That's why Satanists use Satanic imagery. The Satan character represents knowledge, while Yahweh represents faith.

  • Anyone who thinks of Satan as evil should consider all the men, women, children, and animals who have died because it was "God's WILL."-- DO YOU HAVE FRIEND OR FAMILY LOSS.....L00K, Certainly a person grieving the untimely loss of a loved one whould much rather have their loved one with them than in God's HANDS !

  • @1111goodmorning Weak argument sir, Theists believe that a love one taken to heaven is "in a better place... much happier now..." Look to epicurus if you want a strong argument for atheism

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  • @mrtrivates Ah, you're wrong. Heaven is sing and Hell is god's, wink. You should know..... Now everyone looked at my comment, ( people laught )

  • I want this song, where can I get it, the address at the end doesn't seem to exist anymore :(

  • Search 'Listen to youtube' on google and it takes you to a site in which you put in the URL and it lets you download the song as an mp3.

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  • Satan loves you? The Master of all liars?hehehehehehe, now thats funny.First of all, Satan is all about Hate,not Love ( God is Love)(Jesus is LOVE)God loves us so much,He already made a way for us with his Son Jesus,who, paid the price for our Sins with his Blood. (Jesus Christ is the way to Eternal Life)Salvation is a Free Gift from God,it does not cost you a thing,take it,it`s yours.

  • @ilililhy1 I don't believe in God OR Satan. Satan is simply a fictional personification of the darker side of human nature which, ironically is the reason why we are dominant on this planet, not by divine appointment. God was ruled out of existence 2300 years ago anyway: If God is willing but not able to prevent evil then he is incompetent. If able but not willing, he is evil. If willing and able, then he is non-existent. If neither willing nor able, he is worthless. Take your pick.

  • @mrtrivates Jesus Christ LOVES YOU and has All POWER to forgive you for your Sins.Jesus Christ has all POWER AND AUTHORITY over Satan,( In Jesus Name, they shall cast out Devils.)Signs follow the believer in Christ Jesus.

  • @ilililhy1 furthermore, any counterargument to what I just said suggests that God can make mistakes so he is not perfect in any sense of the word.