Vampire

[shepja87]

I remember watching this vid years ago... 01:45 was one of the first things i'd laughed at hard on youtube

[Soulshroude]

All those very "young" individuals of whom have replied to this video thus far, need to quit roleplaying as vampires, need to quit insulting others just because they are not with you in person, and quit taking this video seriously as it seems to be a mockumentary.

Grow up ALL OF YOU and quit with the roleplaying I am vampire seriousness from all of these comments.

[Soulshroude]

This video made me laugh, cheesy funny.. Well done.

[8888themaster8888]

cheeseofultimatedoom

ignorance is bliss happy 'happy you ......

[Exekutiionr]

wait a second .. I thought vampires burned in sunlight!

[Exekutiionr]

lol you people think your vampires?

[loveshsmforever]

lol

[EldritchMask]

This is VERY frightening.

You know these girls killed their nanny and went on a rampage that was covered up!

[Soulshroude]

@EldritchMask Wheres the evidence and or prove to back your claims against these girls?

[ryuzakilawlight]

AW UNBOLEAVABLE

[maahes2]

YOUALLSONOFBITHCESSUCKINGCOCKS­

[breann9646]

so so so so so so GAY GAY GAY, YOU ARE THE REASON VAMPIRES HATE HUMANS AND YOUR WAYS TO KILL A VAMPIRE R NOT EVEN CORRET YOU ARE MORONS AND YOU SHOULD BE RIPPED APART BY A VAMPIRE.... BUT YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE THAT.

[ShudderingxSensitive]

*Laughs* I hate humans... And i HATE how they totally slap my kind in the face. They annoy me. Though having them ripped apart is kinda extream.... But i enjoy u sticking up for my or maybe your kind.

[jaders2007]

And I hate Vampires!! Not all humans are bad, so why judge all of us?

Fuck you.

[Rikukan]

Then why do you fuckers insult our kind?! we have fuckin feelings too you ass!

[jaders2007]

I don't really give a shit about your feelings! I'm just putting my opinion across, if you don't like it, tuff shit. :) x

[Soulshroude]

The term "our kind" does not exist. If one is vampire they don't nessessarily admit it to the world unless they are well educated representatives for the "our kind" statement to be taken seriously.

[8888themaster8888]

its exactly attatueds like that , that makes us think that of you ? p.s. listen to the wind ......................

[Rikukan]

I agree with you, 100%

[Soulshroude]

@ShudderingxSensitive This video is NOT ment to be taken seriously. I am surprised that your claiming to be vampire and take offense to an outright and competely funny skit this video is.

[jaders2007]

I don't even think you know what you are talking about so shut up. If Vampires hated humans, they would have no friends or family. Duh! lol

[prikokiII]

stupid

[vampsecer]

you guys discrace the name of vampires its not funny its very hurtful

[ShudderingxSensitive]

It is... They wouldnt like it if 'us' vampires ganged up and made fun of their ignorance and well kill them *ahem* That would suck.

[CNLSoma]

I mean I know its all in fun, but its hurtfull...stereotypes...ouch. get the facts straight befor you mock someones kind....MY KIND!

[MasterVee69]

what does blood taste like? ive always wondered plz respond.

[ShudderingxSensitive]

Well.... Depends what kind of blood? Please be more on the point of your question. Ill give you the best answer i could.

[FallenAngel2737]

its alright but that depends on animal blood which is my choose or human blood what makes us stronger but my friends and i are human protecters. this vid is lame tho.

[8888themaster8888]

"FallenAngel12737"

you protect them , you make me sick , they'd string you up if they knew , there like that it's there nature just like our's .

[1holybladex]

blood taste good

[Soulshroude]

@MasterVee69 Depends on what the individual has eaten throughout their day or week. Meat makes the blood thick, vegetables make the blood taste sweet, but candies and sugars make the blood taste sour. An irony taste to some, but honey to others. Depends on the palet.

[Xero969]

What is this shit!? 1/5

[verbalcannon9]

i wuvves u Xero969

[gwaring]

nice effort

[EmoDude1010]

theunnamedfeeling your a piece of shit. your fact arnt even right, serch up real vampires and click the one that says, "the paper sang on types of vampires"

so yea, your guving ppl like me a bad name!

[CNLSoma]

I AGREE! DAMN THAT SHIT!!!

[troyzarb]

I was actually going to click on that but after looking at your name... i can't pay respect to anyone that calls themself "emoDude" that is way too wannabe

[LycanthropeGirl13]

If sunlight kills her, why was she outside during the day at the begining of the video?

[phreeonee]

Херня полная +_+

Глупые дети...

[jessyr706]

HAHHAA Hilarious

[theunnamedfeeling]

to hottangie

get your facts straight before you go picking at other peoples lifes,

a vampire is not someone who goes biting other people and turning them into one they are normal people, vampirism is a deseise. some people need the blood to keep there immune system working without it they would get sick and eventualy die. we get it from doners that are willing shity music? haha... yea ok... what do you listen to? rap? pop? well guess what. to me, THATS shitty =], get your facts straight buddy

[venemous5]

tell it! fuck all these amv people who think theyre vampyres, and all the fakes trying to make a joke. and believe me, i know how you feel...

[purewc294]

wow the vamp looks like lindsey lohan

[robbie8912]

If they repeat each other once more......

[cheeseofultimatedoom]

the stupidity of poeople pretending to be vampires is astounding. I think it's like pretending to be a superhero, you want to have this other side that most people don't notice. I think all these people saying they're "vamps" simply don't want to live with the fact that they're just lonely sad teenagers and there isn't much more to them.

I don't really have anything against it, i won't have anything against you if you simply want to make your life seem more interesting than it is.

[hottangie]

Haha! Great vid! I can't believe there are people getting upset over this. Note to all "vampires": You are not real. You are a joke. You were all bullied at school so you took to wearing silly clothes and listening to shitty music. Blade? Most ridiculous film EVER! Oh yeah, and you all smell, too. Please bathe!

There is no bloodlust, just silly little boys and girls, too easily influenced by gimp piers!

[8888themaster8888]

you are the joke? all of you? all six billion ? and your not even funny , and you do actually smell , but we don't say things like that because were nice , because (were better than you and you know it)

[theunnamedfeeling]

thank you AnnaCullens2008 this is so freakin stupid.. and an insult to my kind, i am a vampire, we arnt immortal or any better than anyone we simply have "bloodlust" and cravings.. learn your facts first

[stargazer637]

wow they should come to my castle

[TanisVampirism]

woah u have castle!!

[darkangle19]

thank you finaly someone is my kind and can get the facts right rather then others acting like they know there such a wannabe

[fireballkid7777777]

omg that was bullshit, cant beleieve i cannot slap u¬! u lot are losers....saaaad

[pismi103]

O_O This is completely idiotic. -_-

[GothGirl68]

as a big lover of all things vampire i find this a total insult

[megaortaga]

How must they insult them!?Damnit!Vampires are now and beyond!

[AnnaCullens2008]

Vampires, in myths and tales, are immortal, bloodthirsty creatures who stalk and kill humans and drink their blood to obtain the energy they need to stay alive. For centuries, literature and movies have portrayed vampires as such. Oh the other hand, real Vampires are not like that at all.Real Vampires are not immortal. They are not allergic to sunlight, silver, or garlic, or holy objects and a steak through the heart will kill anyone.

[pinkbubbles17]

thank u finaly someone gets it

[p0dz0r]

u owe 5 min of my life

[roxxi771]

honestly this is sooooooooooooooo fake vampires so dont sit out in the sun this was a complete and total waste of time U R LOSERS

[gothblacklight]

uh...ok

[soso21]

a vamp out in the sun??

[FelineWereWolf]

what..the..fuck

complete shit

[crystalphoenix3]

brilliant lol

[Rammsteinfreak93]

Wow. This. be. retarted. XD

[bloody1004]

WTF?!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha...

im laughing really hard!!!

[gavil43]

hassiktir bu ne a.q

[ANGI3X3]

well done job, what that the assignment? or did you get creative?

[MCRFAN239]

LOL!!! THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY!!! *still laughing*

[Hiriledhel]

Penny's a star!

[specimensample]

Hahaha, that was most entertaining! Well done. :)

(And I can't believe the amount of controversy a little vampire skit could possibly cause - kudos on that, LOL!)

You girls - and guy - rock!

[civenx]

why yes...different but reminds me of some of the things i make keep up the movie making!

[arinna]

this was so silly and btw she has to drink the vampires blood too if she wants to be one of them too. waste of time

[lottiedottie27]

That was great. A+

[slaclos]

Strange... So very strange. Although the idea of an all-girl school stuck out in the boondocks might have been a better plot device. Just an idea.

[sexygrillz]

is the accent realz?

[DallasDallas4141]

omg this is so fucking retarded waist of time and wtf its so GAY fucking finger puppets...how can anyone think it was funny....and stop moving the camera and you guys suck...I dont understand you and why the hell would you waist your time on a peice of shit? omg what idiot why dont you just go die!

[BattleMusic1]

I LIKE THAT HANDSOME BOY! :>

[krmndavamp]

FInger puppet theater that was cool jejejee

[freeride13]

Yeah people need to get over themselves, they are a cool fiction creature but nothing else. You don't get eternal youth from drinking blood, you get aids!

I hate the sun and can see in the dark, Does that make me a vampire? NO! It makes me an albino and a kid that likes carrots...

[prede89]

yopu are an idiot shut up! Vampires r real...

[freeride13]

Reality is only a phone call away.

[prede89]

Huh? What do you mean by this? I am confused...O well...

[specimensample]

LOL! Well said. :)

[Wiltsky]

first the people who respond to this and know alot about vampires are losers... second the people in the video are friends so they have FRIENDS you guys dont! so please get a life they are having fun!

[vampyregal]

serisouly that sucked.... first... that girl who "bite" the other person was so fake. atleast wen i bit ppl the blood is real.

serisouly if vampires cant go out during the day then why was the so called vampire out during the day then?

to me this was a load of bullshit....

[WonderLustScorpio]

Some people in this world need to find some other things to fill out their days.

Get a job and get a life!!!!

This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

And it wasn't funny it was totaly boring.

[melluvsvampires]

Anne Rice rocks!

[melluvsvampires]

Vampires can go in the light! lol

[prede89]

hehe truth be told^

[EVANescenceinu]

vampires don't get bitten in the neck to become a vampire and they don't have infinite life they just age slower than a human i too am a real vampire

[loveslovecraft]

Vampires ARE real. I saw one when I was drinking eggnog with Santa Claus and the Easter bunny (he's a Púca don'tca know). I thought it was the Tooth Fairy but no, it was a REAL vampire!

[Elizneliz]

This is stupid!

[SilverAbsinthe]

There is real vampires. They do not have infinate life and crap, but you can get people addicted to human blood. And then you can also get people who are allergic to the sun. Get someone with both, volla you have a vampire.

[snooze777]

vampires are alsome dont make fun of them!

[dretlan]

I am a real vampire too and althou I did enjoy it I do promise you that there are others who don`t BE VERY CAREFULL NEXT TIME THERE ARE SOME CRAZY`s OUT THERE TOO!

[x17xbartone]

i am a true vampire and yes this one i am ok wit

[CountOrsino]

Looks like you had a lot of fun making this. It's exactly the sort of thing my friends and I would do.

Also, I think that the various real vampires who were offended by this could use to lighten up.

[Slade00]

this is a mockery. How can you mock vampires? you will burn in hell for this. even though it was a lil funny

[GOTHICMORON]

i should sit in your faces this is mockin a real vampire

[draculasdaughter996]

vampires rock! and deyre not lyk tis deyre ordiary, yer best m8 cud be one and u wudnt no

[Tyreal101]

Vampires are no joke i should know.And if u make fun of a vampire ill kill you

[mwitlo]

i want to kill myself

[Naruto91907388]

In reply to skaz21 's comment:

Vampires actually do exist silly. Just like wiccans, christians, vegetarians etc. But the vampires referred to in this video are fictional...just like the Anne Rice stories...all fiction. There are 2 main types of vampires that exist today: psychic vampires and sanguine vampires( they are human beings, but titled "vampires"). Need I say more? I don't think so. I'll send you information if you need proof.

[ShadowstarXY]

what's a sanguine vampire. I've heard of physic vampires. I swear, even my mom said it, my brother is one.

[Yoruichi0the0flash]

lolololthat was odd yet hilarious lol finger puppet theatre how queer in a good way lol

[erveloce]

ahahaha che spettacolo! siete fuori di testa!!!

[DirthVaden]

LOL i love yall!

~Dirth

[ganjalamma]

Finger puppet theatre was awesome. By the way, the vampire girl looks so sullen. It was perfect! Nice suit by the way.

[deathiscomingLOL]

LMAO good job guyz

[LILOLAMUKA]

well cute but it's not so good tom meke a joke out of a Vampire!understand?ok.

[HurtandLonely]

You guys are so wacky... I can't believe it... lol A job well done!

[xezie]

gay

[Billybobkins]

pretty damn good, i liked it when she was repelled by the cross my fave bit!

[kyrazeth]

not bad for a start, only, aylinblack or whatever your name is, please take my advice and wear some glasses because there is no possible comparation to any movie.

[Ar4shi]

bloody freaking crap....wrong theories of vampires....wow don u juz go and ask a real vampires

[godspiritsun]

i agree with you

[bluezgoldz]

a vampire a viampire a vampire a vampire lol they kept repiting

[Lupain]

this ist so cool so funny gj :)

[narutofreak120]

hahahahaha very funny i have lots of anne rice books :)

[fendiXduo]

ahhh!!! .. this is amazing work .. great <33333

"...and rice" <3333333

[AussieGregstar]

Kids I shall repeat...DON'T DO DRUGS!

[TheOpiumDistrict]

Needs more nudity.

[xoxarmygirlxox]

ahahahahahha omg omg that's really funnny not meanies im a vampire lol jk bye

[Amy1822]

its sad coz its lame

[XSPunk]

you look like idiot, it's insullting!!

[emoxoxlove]

I liked it , even though i am a vampiress. Good though.people can also become vampires if they are born with teeth , grow fangs , get bitten , or chosen by other dead souls to become a vampire

xx

[bojak90]

BS You aint Vampire. Maybe you got Reinfield disease, or just think you can siphon energy, but you aint Vampire.

[xlunamoona]

lol!!! "and this concludes finger puppet theater" love it!

[bettycurse123]

thats wkd <3 x x x x

[superman99689]

i've seen some stupid shit but this one takes the cake

[snoopval]

It is actually pretty cute, I don't think they were trying to do Shakespere or anything. Tough crowd, you all are.

[VillesSweetheart]

hehe, this is sooo cute!

[medusa7]

wow it was really really crapyyy and not funny at all

[setsukilove1]

you r a laughing stock 2 all ppl who r vampires u make me sick i should just make fun of ur kind. jacka@ses

[PhinnyAuto]

The sad thing is, that everyone involved in this video is actually a vampire.

[tubedichinsknie]

someone could the wooden thing to kill the vamp

[mjcosta2]

5 min and 42 sec lost in my life!

[xXlaurelXx]

omg. that was terrible. but funny. but stupid.

[AnnaPassionis]

i mean..i will hate them if every vampire was like that xD..but no every vampire is like that sooo..i still love vampires :)

[AnnaPassionis]

if vampires was like that one I..hate them! :x.. and lost the magic and the beauty of it all

[SugarPainRuki]

obstructed.

[dethonloverslane]

Well vampires can be in sunlight if they have an obsidian sunstone !BUT IT STILL SUCKS!

[SeleneCorvin4eva]

Very lame! No research at all!

1. Vamps die in sunlight but the interview is clearly done during the day

2. Vampires wouldnt be stupid enough to tell ppl how to kill them

3. They dont walk like that. Ever!

[ColdBlood7]

sorry, but this is a shame for the hall vampire myth!!

and whats up with this pregnancy walkin style? did you think thats funny?

houndred thousend of years people was afraid of vampires

[svgfgh]

haha ^_^ I found it funny.

[bunmei06]

this is funny

[turek911]

This is one of the dumbest movies I have seen.

[milliemilz]

vampires die in the sun retarded

[Luxor100]

Lol, is the vampire meant to be an imitation of Louis from "Interview With the Vampire"?

[panthurdreams]

not bad....hard to hear but interesting

[Dustyboi]

very well done, good 4 a school/college project, i might hav 2 take it

[mah1976]

This very is badly made... is ridiculous! Vampires never can be to the sun! Moreover... the interpretation is coarse!

[bamaholic]

if she's a vampire how is she in the sun?

[Casey613]

you guys are hilarious haha

[coukun1]

omg u guys dont need to take it so seariously

[hidefromthesun]

Uh huh. Vampires like this don't exist, but sangs and pys do. :P

[AstralxRomance]

In reply to skaz21 's comment:

Vampires actually do exist silly. Just like wiccans, christians, vegetarians etc. But the vampires referred to in this video are fictional...just like the Anne Rice stories...all fiction. There are 2 main types of vampires that exist today: psychic vampires and sanguine vampires( they are human beings, but titled "vampires"). Need I say more? I don't think so. I'll send you information if you need proof.

[AstralxRomance]

In reply to skaz21's comment:

Vampires actually do exist silly. Just like wiccans, christians, vegetarians etc. But the vampires referred to in this video are fictional...just like the Anne Rice stories...all fiction. There are 2 main types of vampires that exist today: psychic vampires and sanguine vampires( they are human beings, but titled "vampires"). Need I say more? I don't think so. I'll send you information if you need proof.

[Lostfan4815162342]

yes i do get your point vampires are unable to come out in sunlight and it does not take 5 seconds to turn vampire and will you tell someone how to kill you or reppell you if that's how you spell it and please change the thing about vegitarians as people won't take your comment seriously

[DerangedBunnyInc]

Awesome video.

And by the way, you frogot death by fire(Though, it wouldent be that safe now would it?)

[yngwiesviking]

^^ OMG ITS JUST A JOKE! Good video! very funny, i liked it :D

[skaz21]

Hate to break it to you "vampire" weirdos. But there are no such things as vampires. IT is FICTION. I challenge any of you vampire weirdos to prove it. Oh you cant?

[IslandShinKiba]

your right, there is no such thing. But it was a name these people used to call a guy named Dracula. i think it was because he loved drinking the blood of people. But then that could also mean that there are such things as vampires. Not the kind that flys and stays young. But the people who love to drink blood.

And another thing. "IT is FICTION." <- DUH! it doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

[psychotic4]

What ya talking about loll, His name wasn't dracula and it's not because he loves to drink blood LOLL, anyway...vampires may exist ..probally not...who cares

[AstralxRomance]

In reply to skaz21 's comment:

Vampires actually do exist silly. Just like wiccans, christians, vegetarians etc. But the vampires referred to in this video are fictional...just like the Anne Rice stories...all fiction. There are 2 main types of vampires that exist today: psychic vampires and sanguine vampires( they are human beings, but titled "vampires"). Need I say more? I don't think so. I'll send you information if you need proof.

(sorry if this was sent more than once.)

[freeride13]

Yeah people need to get over themselves, they are a cool fiction creature but nothing else. You don't get eternal youth from drinking blood, you get aids!

I hate the sun and can see in the dark, Does that make me a vampire? NO! It makes me an albino and a kid that likes carrots...

[freeride13]

Your video was hillarous! Keep up the good work!

[Joensuulainen]

this is shit...

[dariyokes]

wdf LOL GAYYYYY

[GotBloodBecauseIDont]

LOL

[jordan1178]

crap totally crap!

[turgore]

This thing is great .Watch the shaky cam next time.

[6Vampiric6Blood6]

^I agree

[Niknaksxx]

They're talking about the creature vampire, not the religion, if that's what you mean...

I liked it =]

Andd no it doesn't.

[starsky665]

very stupid makes vampires look bad

[RibbonTree]

Wonderful!!!