Dogma part 6 of 13

[NadadorRojo]

"Gum?" Holy shit that was hilarious!

[udqbpn]

fun game. could use more number and types of dimensions.

[udqbpn]

she used the lord's name in vain *condemned to Hell'

[udqbpn]

not weird enough yahweh.

[udqbpn]

oops i broke a commandment. *goes to Heaven* Christianity is okay.

[Andohish]

Thats a huge foking gun. I want one like that

[piepeep90]

*casually offers gum to traumatized woman right after massacre*

[animelove2021]

stfu Home Alone is epic

[jamesholmes48]

6:20 coffee

[googoo2u5]

Who fucking farted.... Ha best line ever

[BlacKing500]

id hate to be the janitor who has to clean up after the shit monster it be like: "what another wonderful day cleaning up after a titty bar 'he comes in' OH FUCK THIS!!!" haha they should've put this part in the movie

[TSLittleMermaid]

This movie seems very good at being partially correct. I'm writing a book about the other part.... ;)

[bAbYbLuEcRuSh]

The scene in the boardroom is one of the best in the whole movie. Sheer brilliance!

[flagarth]

@bAbYbLuEcRuSh I second that...the part where he said "Don't run" while killing them was priceless :D

[VictoryFire88]

I think the head of that whoopy or whatever company raped his son... Eww feces demon..

[BlacKing500]

@VictoryFire88 yea i thought the same thing

[VictoryFire88]

@BlacKing500 The bastard.

[BlacKing500]

@VictoryFire88 haha yup

[VictoryFire88]

@BlacKing500 incest rape must be the worst kind..

[BlacKing500]

@VictoryFire88 loki shouldv killed that poor fuck just to be nice

[VictoryFire88]

@BlacKing500 True dat. True Dat.

[BlacKing500]

@VictoryFire88 i mean who wants to live wit that dude prob blew his own head off anyway

[WoWplayah420]

shit demon? really? good thing i'm stoned for this! lol

[mesolovely1]

the tubby coat wearin motha fuckas got titties

[troll58712]

Matt Damon is hilarious

[CyberMan14]

Gum?

[mkmarsha2783]

For realsies, I'd do some damn nasty things to Alan Rickman.

[leo11lim]

OOOHHHHH SSSHHHIITTT

[LackeysLack]

"I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on thaaat piece of shit."

LOL

[thegreenbastard42011]

what do you think he said to the guy when he whispers in his ear.

[SESdisciple]

That shit monster makes me have faith in seeing a Bad Fur day live-action film in the future.

[immortalfrom90]

I WANT ALAN RICKMAN

[HeavyMetalJacket021]

You have nothing to fear you're an innocent,but you didn't say god bless you when I sneezed! *Aims gun* LOL!

[orkavorn]

How could it be the bed that he and his wife share if he was supposed to be at "home" watching the kids? Never mind...

[wolverinet86r]

@blanenbishop I stand corrected

[wolverinet86r]

I'd like to see this happen to the board at Wal-Mart

[blanenbishop]

@wolverinet86r better the heads of wall street the imf the world bank and the house of rothchild

[ga7001]

Looks like we're in charge of the gang now~

[onizack]

They let the chick go in the board room? She's still a board member, so she's still an idolater, right? AND she didn't say 'bless you'. I call shenanigans. This is exactly why loki was kicked out of heaven.

[TheDoog231]

8:37 LMFAO!!!!

[mattmanmkb]

Lol im soo saying god bless you next time someone sneezes

[CrazyArabChick410]

best scene ever!!!!!!

[romas1995]

"You didnt say God bless you when i sneezed" !!!

[romas1995]

@MyNuttybar wtf

[Wolfsbane909]

6:23 is hilarious nice background

[goose003]

@Wolfsbane909 there is no hiliarious background on that time at alll just shit coming out of the toilet.

[Wolfsbane909]

@goose003 notice during the dialogue between Muse and Rufus, look at the background where the lights are, you see it yet?

[CourtneySchiffert]

I watched this movie when I was maybe four years old, and the only thing I remembered was the toilet scene. I have searched for this movie going by just that, and I finally found it! I knew it had Dog in the title...

[ScrapChange4Phillies]

did anybody notice the poster behind him says enoch haha that isnt by chance

[rickard1177]

saw the poster in the background 1:20 enoch the anteater googled enoch pretty cool biblical stuff

[munkogasuski]

poo poo man .............!

[CheeseTrix13337]

where's rickman

[GeraldRisch]

@CheeseTrix13337 Rickman's back at the mexican bar.

[Mizugetsu94]

@CheeseTrix13337 lol i was wondering the same 

[jaz199528]

oh my gosh is that seva (idk how to spell it) from ncis?!XD

[Jamesc457]

@jaz199528 it's spelled ziva and the actress is called cote de pablo but no it's not her

[jaz199528]

@Jamesc457 it looks like her, I just realized it's the chick that plays in Grown Ups :P

[TheMrLeaphar]

A SHIT DEMON

[McBudz420]

Ugh, who fucking farted?

[MrZeroFilmz]

tits 4:40

[DeathByBlunderbuss]

It's funny how they make positive and negative mention of John Hughes movies in this.

[ChrisGnosis]

what does the shit demon say when he comes out?

someting about shit and existence.

later in the scene he says "no man of woman born" which is from MacBeth...I don't know why that would be relevant but may be the first thing would explain it?

[CalliopeCarina]

@ChrisGnosis He says; 'not born, shit into existence' and I reckon the MacBeth quote just describes that he is a man (of sorts) but again, wasn't born as other men are.

[cbasham92]

Nothing more evil than the toilet at a strip club.

[grobiegirl12]

"Yeah. The one about that kid by himself in his house. Burglars trying to come in and he fights them off -aah!!- (O.O) i had nothing to do with that one."

HOME ALONE??? 9_9

[dabestsinger]

MYAAAAT DAYMAN!

[ScubaSteve527]

Is it just me or are the posters of Surly Duck and Enoch based off of characters from Peter Jackson's, "Meet the Feebles"? Surly Duck looks like the doctor that diagnosis Harry (the rabbit) with aids and Enoch looks like the character that snorted the borax.

[ChrisGnosis]

@ScubaSteve527

idk about the duck but Enoch is a "non-canon" book of the bible. It was removed from the bible either during the Roman conversion or the King James translations (can't remember which). Anyway, they said it didn't contain relevant information but really it was because it was all about angels and some of the...well...weirder aspects of their existence. The problem was it supposedly took worship away from God and Jesus and focused it on the angels.

[TotallyTscopeTV]

I swear I could smell shit in my house during this scene...

[ScreamFreak42]

I have no religion because of this movie. I believe in the teachings of the bible but i have no specific religion.

[Ps3King153]

shmoke that mutha fucka like it aint no thang!! haha Jay and Silent Bob FTW

[ghostsurfer666]

"It doesn't matter what you have faith in, my that you have faith." That's why I'm proud to be a Pastafarian :)

[l4nc0r]

"but you mr whitlin you have more skeletons in your closet then this assembled party, i cannot even mention them aloud" *whispers in ear*

"your his father you sick fuck"

xDDDD

[pensman101]

i dont believe in voodoo... but i do believe in this DONT RUN! DONT RUN!

[sisum090]

im surprised nobody else caught this 6:07 tht guy who took a dump has a lambda symbol on his shirt. go half-life!!!!!

[scorpirus]

dude didnt wash his hands after he dropped off a shit

[thisisme290]

bet u she says god bless u after that...



[highron2]

66696 views wtf

[LoveNGreed7]

lol @ Shit demon

[MrFnClean]

Selma Hayek is SOOOO hot, but such shit delivery.

[BigDandfriends]

6:18 the fuck did he eat?

[MrEthnic007]

"Gave my 2 weeks notice, got a body, 50 bucks" lol

[Leatherbubba]

"Not born, shit into existence".

I think they stole that line from Arkham Asylum.

[Cdc321]

@Leatherbubba The video game?

[Leatherbubba]

@Cdc321 No, the graphic novel "Arkham Asylum: A Serious House On Serious Earth" The line appears in relation to the Clayface character. Seeing that Kevin Smith is a comic book fan, it's not much of a stretch to think he took the line from there.

[eeg10]

matt damon is so badass

[wandererlain]

Beyond all the gross-out humour, that dancer hits the nail on the head about religion.

[orgasmisterifficist]

and i was just having my dinner when the shit monster came out.. thanks..

[wandererlain]

@orgasmisterifficist Yeah, and I was just eating chocolate biscuits.

[BangBang7577]

does someone notice that the "shit demon" voice is ethan supllee's voice (yes it is) , and the evil is jason lee? u dont see ???? that's just My name is Earl!

[allenbeast962]

ahhaahhaha but u didnt say god bless u when i sneezed lol

[JBrewer4386]

If theres one way I wouldn't try to kill a "Shit Demon", it's running up to the shitty,smelly thing. You had guns, you shoulda shot at it, and if that didn't work (which it probably wouldn't have) HAUL ASS

[ppp9922]

this is why you dont eat mexican food at a cult meeting....

your shit trys to kill you

[DrAchO2]

"Not born. Shit into existence......Not man of woman born." Gotta be a 'shitty' way to be brought into this world. Haha

[Advent3546]

I just murdered 11 out of 12 people right in front of you!-Gum?

[xxJenniferMarandaxx]

a shit demon! lmao.

[kanibiskooker]

Not born, shit into existence!

[theeleman]

ok only thing that bothers me.... hes drinking ale?

[phillipparent11]

who fuckin farted?!

[TheDanielWooi]

The funniest thing I've seen in a very long while.

[mrbandgeek21]

(UN)HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

[Wolfsbane909]

my favorite scene!

[chazgold]

gum? its ok. im not gonna hurt you. your a pure soul. these guys, they were fakes........but you didnt say God bless you wen i sneezed

[chazgold]

your his father, you sick fuck

[radiof00le]

Finks!

[honorkendall]

A SHIT DEMON! HAHAHA

[sov6rulz]

Home alone is great! Not an Oscar winner by any means, but very cute and full of soul.

[whokilledmydoggie]

"You people don't celebrate your faith, you mourn it." What a line, talk about divine inspiration lol.

[Wolfsbane909]

@whokilledmydoggie "as long as they have FAITH!" but like the muse says, majority of them are all so much "holier than thou" their brain need to "wake up"!

I liked how even the "bloods" will lay the beat down on "concentrated evil" and that's some pretty foul "concentrating" shit!

[PhillyBoy264]

"Pigs! Pigs! all of yah pigs!"

[T0vie]

randall and dante whould shat themselves if they saw all the shit jay and silent bob have been doing when they'er not around.

[wollclark]

I love how eloquently Kevin Smith writes and then goes around the corner and slips in such lines as "Is it true that chicks fart if you blast 'em in the ass?" and "Who fucking farted?". Pure genius. 

[Molestify]

but u didnt say god bless u when i sneezed xD

[FenolNTLNSoldier]

yea fucking one thing, what For a Shit Demon have fucking teeth?...

[KevinMiles10692]

A shit demon!

[scrappyduke]

I guess you can say that its shity to be a demon

[TotallyTscopeTV]

I'd be more disgusted than scared if I came across a shit demon... Eugh

[xSpiritViBez]

A Shit Demon ! Hahahaha

[GODMelaes]

AND ONE TO GROW ON!

[caddyrolla123]

" I do believe in this, what does that mean?" lol damon and afleck are funny as hell together

[mazrimtaim10]

Smoke that mother fucker like it ain't no thang!

[yukijanae]

i like Serendipity's message about how our hearts are in the right place but our brains need to wake up.

[jykonrock]

gum?

[NPC514]

I'm pretty sure that the reason the shit demon came to be was because that guy didn't wash his hands.

[NPC514]

I'm pretty sure that the reason the shit demon came to be because that guy didn't wash his hands.

[salsatheone]

I love it how the first scene of this segment is actual criticism about worshipers who falsely hide behind idols, commit so many sins and yet are so impudent to make us think they are innocent.

[MaxRideLP]

but you didn't say god bless you when i sneezed!

[salivaet]

lol cool a shit demon

[billdemon1]

what did he whisper to him?

[oceanus881]

@billdemon1 raping his son im guessing!

[yukijanae]

@oceanus881 thats what i think also. just from the "you're his father you sick fuck."

[JBrewer4386]

@billdemon1 The guy molested his own son, so he is definitely a "sick fuck"

[xxdonguth3xx]

salma hayek lol still hot

[Mushopelli]

Lol wtf a shit demon? Haha

[Denton91]

i love how Bartleby is...

[Shanclandestine]

That aint no Mr hanky the Xmas Poo

[Foxboy106]

gum?

[TheWitcherFanboy]

Best scene in the movie, at least for me :)

[cameronsmart1]

FUCK YOU BITCH HOME ALONE IS AWESOME!

[dito2942]

who new the piled shit that high

[kris13119]

"You're getting off light"! I love it!!

[Maverick0420]

Smoke that mother fucker like it aint no thing!!!

REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!

[elspiclatino]

bloods aint shit lmao

[parsonsplayzone]

Your his father you SICK FU*K 

[parsonsplayzone]

Your So Lucky ... You didn't say God Bless you when I sneezed

[thewhorocks524]

ITS A SHIT-DEMON!

[joeandrew100]

who fukin farted :L:L

[ShadesOfKnight]

"You didn't say God bless you..." LOL

[exdown]

i don't believe in vodoo !!!! but i do believe in this!!!!! hilarius

[CalmChaosProductions]

What did the president do that was so horrible they culdnt say it out loud

The way Loki said "Ur his father u sick fuck" made me think he

raped his son but im not sure

[xandyx21]

@CalmChaosProductions well they had no problem sayin the other guy had sex with an 11 year old boy so the only thing i can think of worse than that is lettin another person rape your child and even worse is if u make a profit from it. So am guessin he pimped his son out to his boss or summit for a decent job

[sirmentro]

Home Alone xD

[GlassCtiy]

ITS A SHIT MONSTER!~!!!!!!! first ive ever seen a monster made of shit

[robbierules81]

@GlassCtiy Conker Live and Reloaded???

[endorphinz]

Hell, the tubby coat-wearin' mutherfucker's got tits!

[DRWEIRD28]

dude didnt wash his hands

[robbierules81]

"But you didnt say God Bless You when i sneezed" XD classic...did he actually sneez though?

[sirmentro]

@robbierules81 yes, when he began about the vodoo doll

[SCIPghosthunters]

symbolic of life, you do good THUMBS UP! do bad you are SHOT in the face, yes they deserved it but i guess you would understand what i mean

[xX666JAVIER666Xx]

so lucky hahahaha!

[twlightsaga109]

But u didnt say god bless u when i snezzed thats wrong

[HoppoLOL]

And one to grow on!

[hugo5918]

that monster is some crazy shit! pun intended O_o

[millsenator]

classic damon

[emt12381]

oh my god!! MOOBIES IS EVIL!!!??!?!?!!?!?!

[ilovehellboy]

its mooby cow!! =D love that

[emo102492]

wait so...did the head corporate guy at moobys rape his kid or something?

[roune6669]

@emo102492 i've been wondering that for years XD

[RonnieKane]

@emo102492

We can get as creative as we want with that, but I guess we'll never know. <_<

[sesrunner08]

lol gum?

[yuna3k0]

you didn't say 'god bless you' when i sneezed. >:(

[MSIturnedmegay]

Kevin smith is up there with tarantino.. maybe better

[animechic420]

don't run, DON'T RUN!!!!!