Heavy Rain - Covered Market [Super Klutz Edition]

[1nter3ference]

LOL Nahman slips on the ice while the guy behind him easily walks on it.

[TheNobodiesHeart]

Man, Jayden was desperate for a hug here...

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

Surprise Buttsecks at:

0:21

0:45

1:09

2:03

[jcake21]

Man, if he was in Avatar cartoon the cabbage guy would've committed suicide

[TheHelldragon]

Larry Fine attempts to make it as a police officer in the big city.

[Thescreensaverr]

NahmenJayden FBI is no Cole Phelps LAPD

[gogetaSSfive]

I don't know what was more pathetic: running into a wall or getting thrown back by a pair of doors.

[edgefusion]

I hate these damn birds! Go on shoo!

[Dimovuha222]

thats was me in the chase

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Chicken wrestling shoulder cam FTW!

[sombrero67270]

my sides...they hurt

[Baeloth]

Where is the seeing-eye dog?

[donnieaveryfan17]

Barrell Roll!

[jollygreengiant1415]

OMG AT 2:00 theres a guy just casually walking behind Nahman ahahahahaha

[youdontneedone]

HEY FREE COFFEE:)

[Thedarksoldier1000]

i love how at 1:55 the guy is walking all casual while nahman is slipping all over the place lol.

[reflectconnect]

1:10 NORMAN JAYDEN: PERVERT!!!!

[PatrickProductions12]

0:47 rejected by the door

[Phovoz]

xD 2:00 it is just like someone is drowning and some other guy tell him to stand up hahahaha

[SonicRocker15X]

Anyone else suddenly wondering why there were live chickens in the middle of a supermarket?

[HannaFinland]

HEY MAN WHAT ABOUT MY TOMATOES 1:04

[oldsnake3595able]

what's the name of the song at the end?

[iammadrightnow]

@oldsnake3595able barrel roll

[princeofbohemia]

@oldsnake3595able It's not an actual song, it's a remix of a quote from Star Fox 64.

[oldsnake3595able]

poor jayden when he moans

[MediaMunkee]

That shopper at 2:02 just does not give a fuck.

[sockschappercat]

I thought the guy at 0:03 was shooting lasers from his eyes.

[andrzejmax1]

4 guys did a barrel roll...

[LifeIsForEmos8D]

It's not the super klutz edition... it's the I don't want to get my suit all dirty edition!

[ColonelHugmufin]

Everything can kick Jayden's ass. Including Doors, Boxes, Ice, Tables, Chairs, Fruit, and most importantly: A Chicken.

[NoobBeast456Inc]

i like the barrel roll XD

[blood117]

i tried to be klutzy and i lost the guy and failed the level.

[Anzeeh]

Skimming through the comments, I'm not sure if somebody mentioned this, but...

At 1:09 they actually bump into the motion capture -camera and it shakes. A camera blooper in a video game!

Thanks for all the great videos, Jay.

[youdontneedone]

hey free coffee

[youdontneedone]

lol love the coffee in the face

[ghost4wesker]

are you see what the man do to norman in 2:04

[ColonelHugmufin]

Anyone else think Heavy Rain could be a sweet movie if they followed the game and not make their own crap up?

[Slightlybaka]

@ColonelHugmufin They're thinking of doing a movie.

[machinimafan77]

This is just not Norman's day.

[MRresievil310]

Too much triptocane? Nahman?

[jdog167]

Nahman, do you like doing da barrel rolls? You looked like you had fun! :)

[DavidNPhotography]

I'd have gone with the Benny Hill music myself ;) Funny stuff though !

[turdmonkey56]

Good ol Norman Jayden, no matter how much he falls he keeps getting back up.

if the badguy hadnt wasted so much time throwing shit, he would have gotten away by miles.

[XxAika]

norman grabbed her boobs at 0:44

[MusicmanAlexG]

MY CABBAGES!!! 

[AddNameLater]

The music makes this scene absolutely perfect.

[EVILKINGGANONDORF1]

i know you can end up loseing him but how

[dontjudgememann]

"WOAH!"

-Nahman Jayden

[soulessphilosopher]

@NahmanJayden Notice how this one guy has no trouble walking compared to Jayden at 2:00

Like "Dude, what's your problem?"

[moviemaniac4ever]

the fact that he keeps failing but manages to keep up is extraordinary

[jdog167]

HEY MY TOMATOES!

[liwedward]

What will happen to that guy's tomatoes? :(

[RomelSalcedo]

@liwedward

He becomes the next Origami Killer.

[Wintd1]

Looks like the FBI's standards have hit an all time low

Now they'll let anybody join!

[jdog167]

Wow I guess the FBI training really helped...

[ReaperTeh]

Around 01:28. yoo deed eet.

[Cloudberrymeadow]

Hey Nahman, you should be careful with the "you-know-what"..

[MRresievil310]

Nahman, at least you solved the case of the oragami killer, all that matters :D

[Oddbrother]

You're the man now, dog!

[HmongHeroo]

Lol slippery ice floor random person pro-ly walks on ice lol

[shidousama]

I'm gonna try opening a supermarket door like that someday

[maddog050]

people just non chalantly walking through all the shit...FUCKING LIVE CHICKENS IN AN URBAN SUPER MARKET?

[Specterish]

Hey, watch it!

[xXxValfarisxXx]

This... is awesome. Yay for FF IV music.

[joshchamber9]

1:58 i love one guy is walking fine past the ice and Nahman is sucking LOL

[shadowmare97]

2:03

Suprise buttsecks!

[serpentdoness]

Haha, now put this with Benny Hill music :P

[ElBarto3131]

I've never seen live chicken's in an American supermarket before.

[AegisOverlordLuna]

1911 mode was made for this video

[epicownage342]

JAH-DAHN

[MolotovNick]

1:56 backround guy would be a WAY better ice dancer than jayden

[Santana105]

How the fuck did that suspect not get away...

[JakeDude1006]

0:36 FAIL

[shadowmare97]

0:49

CURSE YOU ONE WAY DOORS!

[StandingRoom]

So, is there a trophy for being such a klutz, like the ones you get for flubbing some of the other chapters?

"You have earned a trophy: Really Gross Motor Skills (Bronze)!"

[Randomvids243]

Geez, the only thing they were missing from this scene were the two guys with a large pane of glass.

[ronchan144]

BARREL ROLL.

[demonhuskfang]

i love how unaffected by any of this the non-scripted characters are

[freakypred]

Looks like the Norman Jayden stunt-man bloopers to me

[demonhuskfang]

...THATS IT IM BUYING THIS

[mw47]

one question, since when does a supermarket sell living chickens?

[kaflunker]

This is your brain on Triptocaine.

[fashnek]

That's how I open doors too. 0:48

There are so many things weird about this video. It's very cartoon-like, and then you have the fleer stopping to grab things like chairs to use to hit other objects into the persuer's path. And all these people are just walking along doing their business like they didn't notice someone run past them throwing things... 1:22 2:04 -- and they really made it look like he's TRYING to run into half of these obstacles.

[702DCG]

look at the guy at 2:03 hes just walking

[Arthoras]

At 2:27 it looks like Jaden would throw herself away for fun :´´)

[RabidNozomi]

I can't remember for the life of me which FF this song came from. Can someone enlighten me?

[AdwareFIN]

It's so just f'ing amazing to see, that Jayden slips on the ice and others don't. I blame bad balance.

[adrianfer15]

Hey man whaddabout my tomatoes!

[MegaEternalLife]

@xTonySiv Isn't Pokemon. It's Final Fantasy IV.

[SuperBlaine1123]

I love you.

[Bottery]

0:16 omg the Anti-Christ is repelled by coffee to the face. Then he doesn't show up again for like half an hour. Either that or he's just watching from the window.

[TheP3NDU1UM]

Heavy Rain: So Beta edition

[Tehchaosmaster]

Only Norman could have failed to open a door XD

[theexile909]

lol at fail tackle

[MrStarWarsNerd1]

1:30, epic fail, but its somehow awesome cause you're nahman, lol

[gamefuel2000]

Lol this guy is funny very good videos

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

why in the ever loving fuck are there LIVE chickens in a supermarket? Does it double as a slaughter house?

[Blode4]

LOL, do a barrel-barrel roll!

[residentevil594]

so nahman jayden was that chicken over powering you or was it chuck norris pet chicken

[gutzeru]

Nothing like good ol' slapstick : D

Also, slowest criminal ever!

[bossfight1]

BWAHAHAHAHA I didn't think Heavy Rain had the potential to be so amazing.

[Elekebou]

Poor Nahman's prob'ly all bruised up aftah that fiascah.

[Elekebou]

Poor Nahman's prob'ly all bruised up aftah that fiascah.

[Fironnathedarkelf]

hmm

attack of the cuccos

lol

[RejectWoW]

Chickens every FBI agents worst nightmare!

[Dinker27]

Anyone notice that the dude at 2:00 is bein' a flat-out dick for not helping the poor guy up?

....:(@unfortunate implications around 2:04-5

[slylover123]

omg blake got hot rainy coffee in his face

[TheFreddykruegerfan]

@slylover123 IKR, i just wanted to hug him and ask him if he was okay :3 .... erm... not that i like him..

[ItsTylerMarie]

So, this is what it would look like if i did this in real life.

[wesker100000000]

Jayden's more accident prone then nathan drake.

[wesker100000000]

You missed the last part where you can screw up the fight with the guy in the meat locker at the end, all in all though this was funny as hell, good work.

[LuciousLuiz]

0:49 Omg. EPIC FUCKING FAIL xDDD

[creepybride]

Gawwd daaamn, Nahman! :D Laughing my ass off!! :D :D 

[44IsoO]

BARREL ROLL!

[colsupertaco]

i failed every button and he got away 8/

[DocWilyZ]

Christ, it's watching a chase scene entirely directed and choreographed by Adam Sandler.

[mattmattmattm]

i love how everyone walks fine at 1:52 and Nahmen is sliding all over the place.

[staecrh]

@mattmattmattm and at 2:03 when he hits the deck the guy just keeps walking into him :)

[staecrh]

0:49 DERP

[audrastankus]

Your father helped me like that too Fox...

[salshasam]

2:00 - 2:05

Jayden: AH AH AH AHAH SHIT SHIT!

*everyone else walks by him perfectly*

[OrganBox]

The over the shoulder shot of Nahman wrestling the chicken was one of the best things ever.

[roc46]

The best scene in the game

[gbfriend57]

Look at all the wonderful FBI training they gave Nahman. =)

[NahmanJayden]

@gbfriend57 I knew I shoulda' read more than page one of the POHlice manyuel.

[AuntMaroo42]

@NahmanJayden Page one of the POHlice manyuel just includes information on barrel rolls and chicken handling :D

[cookiemoster567]

@NahmanJayden kill or be killed

[Curseco]

Americans keep live chickens in stores? WTF

[BrosefMengegay]

howd you get this video of me going to the store

[killerkityisbackman]

Do a cake roll

[HomerSimpson911]

2:04 HES GETTING RAPED IN THE ASS

[Ninjaculation]

love how they launch into a midi version of "moskow" by disgengis kahn at the end.

[Khyper87]

reminds me of the robin hood loony toon episode. trip and trip and trip it up and down.

[mmmchingawa]

I lmaod. Hahahahahaha.

[YeNguyen]

:47 DOORS FRIGHTEN AND CONFUSE ME

[scarletdrag0n]

BAHREL ROWL! (What kind of accent is he meant to have anyway?)

[LeeJessLee]

Seems like Nahman wasn't much of an athlete back in high school...

[zetsugami]

2:04 surprise buttsecks?

[gbfriend57]

@KampfKiewi245 thats cuz Nahman is so nom nice. :>

[KampfKiewi245]

How cute he hugs everyone^^

[SAEalessio]

Hey man, what about my tomatoes!

[MHarrisMovies]

1:31 FACEPLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­ :D

[G00gle1984]

1:43 best scene :D jump into nothing. Nice and graceful

[mankyman6]

Damn, Norman is beat, despite fucking up at every given chance in that store, he didn't manage to fall behind very far.

[LucTorn95]

sarreh! ahm reelly sarreh!

[chavezjigg]

at 2:01 norman cant stand on the ice but that random guy can lol

[Stuurminator]

0:42 He copped a feel!

[SwissCheeseHeart22]

awww man, I wish I could've been one of the many people nahman felt up during that hot pursuit.  =(((((

[h3lblad3]

@SwissCheeseHeart22

How about someone PRETENDING to be Nahman? :P

[SwissCheeseHeart22]

@h3lblad3 that could suffice!

[h3lblad3]

@SwissCheeseHeart22

Right, I'll be over in a few minutes!

-scurryscurry-

[TheGameInfoGuy]

1: You actually only got like, 1 right, I think.

2: He pretty much molested everyone he ran into! XD and...

3: He doesn't know how to open a door, does he?

[MedalofHonorRocks64]

Jesus, the tags are so funny -

"wide variety of fruits and veggies but no ps3 gaems"

[chocolatepuff718]

1:43 FACE PLANT!!!! " SPLAT" XD

[GIANNAKOsify]

at 1:42 this is probably like YOU SUCK LOL

[iheartnes]

DO THE BARREL BARREL ROLL!

[AlphaBiggitz]

Hey man what's your problem?

[get8p]

XD x10

[QueenofAnime]

Okay, this is killing me. What IS that song that starts at 2:03?! I swear I know it but I just can't put my finger on it! ARGH!

[zombiebackrub]

@QueenofAnime sounds a hell of a lot like an 8-bit rendition of Moskau by Dschinghis Khan. and if anyone knows where to find the full version that would rule :D

[malarky345]

lol did anyone notice that that one guy in the ice part was walking through him?

[CarbineDragons]

1:06 "Hey man, what about my tomatoes!"

ROFL

[ModernMegalomania]

Epic chase music... is epic.

[Iwuznothere]

Thank gawhd you remembered your handless chicken juggling days of the FBI academy at the end. Even though you destroyed the local economy in one dragged out race that you could have ended by shooting him while he repeatedly stopped to use every section of the market as a deterrent you never stopped trying to get your man, bless your heart.

[WynneL]

The second car! *laughing SO HARD* 0:45--I envy that woman! ;) THE DOORS IN HIS FACE! HEADLONG over the boxes!! Flying vegetable toss onto his ass (and probably a civil suit or something for damaging a national treasure in the process!) Facedive above the fruit section! TOTALLY missing the tackle! Double icebutt! Molested by chickens! *lmao* EPIC FAIL!! Oh, Norman... NJ, thank you so much, this was too freaking hilarious!!!

[jarannalli]

Jeez Nahman, hope you don't move like that in bed.

Of course, I'm not gay... so ... I don't care?

[X4Valor]

0:46 HUGZ! :D

[hameed]

Culex theme from super mario RPG? isnt this in some ff game too?

[ckool5000]

0:35 Ah, hahahahaha.

That's not the awesome Norman Jayden I know...

[NahmanJayden]

@ckool5000 Are you sure about that?

[ckool5000]

@NahmanJayden Positive. That's Nahman Jayden.