SMBC Theater: Christmas Special #1

[TheBoldImperator]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[flyskyhighpotcracked]

I saw mommy bdsm-ing santa claus~ 

[babmoozled]

I hate to admit it, but this actually turned me on.

[TheMinuteVlog]

This is kinda rapey.

[ironforge10035]

Go to bed kids! Your moms fucking santa.

[whitestiger]

I laughed the hardest at the kids crying, is that wrong?

[enderwiggin42]

1:56 Jesus... Santa is one lucky guy

[Spirosaur]

can't wait to see this year's

[Kogerii]

It's like if the little girl from, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" kept watching her adulterous whore of a mother.

[bella1o1o]

BDSM SANTA?! GASP! kinky?

[DipierroProductions]

Go to bed kids, mommy's gonna go F*** santa clause

[Klied]

Knock out santa clause, then touch him on the penis.

[9Mystere9]

Ohohohoho, it's good fun because the one being abused is a male, see?

[smrtpig]

@9Mystere9 Well, that AND it's sort of a twist that's unexpected from the beginning. Shock humor effect.

[Anonymous522178]

<<aroused

[signious]

rape santa. touch him on the penis

[gcard2112]

I honestly didn't like this one like at all the first time I saw it, but now it's definitely one of my favorite SMBC Theaters.

[strakkla]

Betsy Drake-Studstill = SuperHot

[HadmanTheMadman]

South Pole your mouth hole = funny.

Molestation / abuse = nope.

[dragonskyblast]

That was just the sick twisted gross AWESOME ADULTERATED humor that I love out of SMBC. +fav!

[fuzzygenius]

Oh Christ, that made my night. Haha, awesome.

[theavelfairy]

The part where he was rocking back and fourth singing "here come's santa clause" almost made me shoot the juice I was drinking out of my nose. Seriously, it hurts XD

[mittens]

I want to South Pole your mouth hole.

[RunAndCoke]

BSDM the hell out of Santa. Touch is penis

[gcard2112]

wtf?

anyway, James is great at delivering pickup lines.

milk jug time? wow.

Finally, Betsy is super hot :)

[maniacNF]

that redhead is smokin'. I wish she was my mom.

[Adrosser]

@maniacNF Dude, that is more than a little messed up

[RunAndCoke]

Wow it seems you are into incest and torture I'm sure you are a healthy minded person by ALL means.

[Rathdei]

the crying kids at the end really adds that special something I expect from this show

I'm pretty sure this is one of the best I've seen so far

[RomanoGiovanni]

That was one of the most wrong things I have ever seen. Nice work guys!

[browwiw]

Jame's ass crack is becoming a reoccurring character.

[CHoboapple]

Definitely not your best.

[manonthedollar]

Awesome. But man, you've gotta tell whoever's doing the color correction to stop clamping the blacks so much. The excess contrast makes it look like a cheaper camera.

[antichason]

noted!

[ttlthrope]

i wanna south pole your mouth hole ;)

[hflevack]

Drug the fuck out of Santa Claus, touch him on the penis!

[rickrussell]

@hflevack The Naughty Nicholas!

[HotnessTim]

@hflevack

The Yule Log

[GodaiGamer]

Santa got his stocking stuffed o_0

[piprod01]

Sounds like my sort of woman! :3

RawR!

[pitipol]

damn, she is sooo hot o.o

[Khaeven2]

she's definitely qualified to satisfy!

[graxthetyrant]

Now THAT is a good little twist on the ol' Santa Date Rape scenario.

[shill8989]

I'm not sure which is worse, Santa Claus sexing up drunk women or Santa Claus being drugged and sodomized. Either way, the kids at the end made it funny.

[remd11]

I'm scared.

[eunuchz]

I'm torn. On the one hand, I love SMBC. On the other hand, I don't think ZW would think raping a woman would be funny, so why is it hilarious when it's Santa Claus getting raped?

[somercet1]

You named yourself "eunuchz" and you have to ask???

[browwiw]

Because he's a fictional character.

[BradSk88]

PRODUCT PLACEMENT

[L33tPwner1337]

I saw mommy raping Santa Clause...

[BruceMcManly]

The ending was classic.

[Atak0fth3Umpalumpas]

Santa's going to shit down her chimney this Christmas...no pun intended.

[kinglunchmeat]

i love you guys. seriously.

[YamiAura]

"I wanna South Pole your Mouth Hole" has to be the most awesome thing I've heard in my entire life.

[eyesofnova]

hahah, thats awesome.

[WaterSeven]

HAHA, "I want to South Pole your Mouth Hole" I can't wait to try that line at the Company Christmas party this year!

[nilaabee]

oh, ha ha, attempted rape followed by actual rape! all so you can call yourselves "edgy"? stay classy, smbc.

[Atak0fth3Umpalumpas]

Meh, getting drunk together isn't rape...if santa was sober and the girl was drunk then that's another story, or vice versa.

[miggyb89]

Have BDSM with Santa, touch him on the penis.

[essencestar]

Worst lines presented:

"Turn around. It's milk jug time...

...Right down Santa Claus lane."

[JLynxton]

I'm glad you caught that too!

[CodenameMalleus]

Betsy Drake-Studstill = awesome. :)

[wrongheadedfool]

Having her turn out to be an unscrupulous domme was what saved this video.

[robotdell]

It's a Christmas miracle!

[RichGilly]

Great

[homer52486]

well that was... horrifying.

[Toasty3D]

I'm going to use the South Pole line. That is awesome.

[meslamtea]

HA HA HA! Awesome! Although it could have used more cowbell.

[harvardjanitor7]

not funny

[LatumWay]

I've seen better from you guys.

[KeanuIIDAMAN]

LULZ x 5000!

[DesigningDan]

Great... now NOBODY is going to get any presents this year...I hate you Zack!

[hetepatat]

Her clothes magically turn back into what she was wearing last night. It's the miracle of Christmas.

[ExplodingButton]

GOLD!

[somercet1]

"You got the milk, and I got the cookies!"

BWAHAHAHA!!

And where the hell do these guys find all these super-hot chicks to star in (write, direct, et al.) these vids???

[miquonranger03]

Give him mescaline, then touch him on the penis.

[kwaarp]

To be honest, I would have fallen after the second pickup line. I mean, he's Santa!

[nomercyrules10]

Did she shove the milk jug up his ass or did she just pour the milk into his anus?

[TomSFox]

Do you really want to know?

[YazAtma]

yes

[nomercyrules10]

Of course I want to know. I can't masturbate with all this confusion!

[Zombiebushi]

OMG! This one was so funny!XD

[re98namxal]

right down santa clause lane!! double meaning anyone?

[Elithrion]

Somehow I don't think he'd be able to forget the milk jug no matter what else happened. Or, you know, stand without screaming in pain.

[hughtub]

HAHA Santa's voice at the beginning. I think "I wanna north pole your south hole" would have been funny too.

[apuleyo]

Merry Christmas xD

[Amyler00]

It's oh so terrifying, yet oh so ... alluring? XD

[HobotronX]

You've opened up a whoooole can o' worms.

[Vlaew]

How come there are no girls like HER ON THE EAST COAST, DAMNIT!?

[TomSFox]

Let me be your slave, Betsy!

[drakesolar]

so THAT'S why I like redheads!

[shiromakoto]

It's date rape gone wrong rofl

[nhmllr725]

Those kids should move out of their mother's basement already!

[Jackdabomb1]

Very funny, looks like everyone takes it up the ass in this one... metaphorically speaking of course... except in Santa's case he literally does... :D

[boobiekinz]

I HAD'D A CHIRSTMAS SPIRITS BUT THEY EATED IT.

that was wonderful.

[redguardian]

Merry Christmas indeed. :D

[bx32]

I must sympathize with the "kids" at the end, even knowing your parent(s) are having sex at that particular moment is life shattering.

[TomSFox]

Not to mention leather sex with Santa Claus.

[waypastthat]

haha poor kids..

[Sednars]

OHH NOES POOR SANTA

[johncar11]

It was pretty good, but I personally thought the acting was pretty weak in this one, the santa clause guise was weak, and the low res opening graphic looks unprofessional.

Good story though.

[tavoxman122]

amazing xD!!!!!!!

[AliceHatt]

She makes a good maniacal/creepy person.

[somercet1]

2:33 is worth the price of admission alone. ;-)

But she also makes a great dominatrix, period. :-P Her expression at 1:57 is priceless!

[gwetchie]

Loved it.

[SakuraHirot87]

I agree with White667, although, this is exactly the kind of thing I come to expect from you guys, and there is a reason I'm still subscribed ;)

[Alkiller]

I LOVE the ending!

[DarthTofu2]

Well, fourth comment, at least. lol!

[White667]

Jesus, creepy,

[blueflare77]

oh wow, that was fantastic!

[aRawBlondeAngel]

lol