K2 SPONSER ME!

[Toastynipsandkendama]

you blew my mind

[kennismash]

XD Flying gothic unicorn rainbow trainer! Live your dreams kid!

[kennismash]

XD Flying gothic unicorn trainer! Live your dreams kid!

[NRPH780]

please tell me this is a joke.......

[soraooxasrikukeyhold]

dude your joking right this was posted 2 years ago and i missed it lol

[busyramp]

you duck dick. this aint a joke

[thenextvideos26]

this kid freakin sucks

i did better than that when i was five... and i had never even skated until i was 9

[M0rganDF]

this obviously wasnt a joke.

[MrJyoung47]

Ya I'm a total level three bladder

[mattiepapaya]

i know this is a complete joke. good job man. hahaha

[PlumTrickster]

Liked. Nice video xD

[breakdancefreak100]

OMG..... I reeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy hope this is a joke cuz i waz better than u when i waz 3!!!!!!!!! K2 is a brand for little pussies!!!! BTW u cant grind wth regular speed skates!!!! heres some advice...

1. get a pair of razors, remz, or just about anything other than K2 and aggressive inline

2. lose the pads (helmets ok)

3. use tht grind rail for actual GRINDS

4. get really good at skatin

5. post another vid on utube

6. take feed back and if it is good... go get a sponcer!!!!!

[sethstrout]

the best job out of a rollerblader uhh..........no

[t0r1pp3r]

hahaha hilarious...anyone who ever skated and/or inlined knows how much "fruit booters" get made fun of.

[snowfreak551]

Haha that was soo funny i hope u guys know hes joking.

[iamthebestXDD]

u atleast need razors

[arealscorpio1]

Nice funny vid man. lol You make my blading look like a 5yr old (i suck) but go to my channel and check out my roller skating vids. Nice music choice too btw because you really blew my mind that this was gonna be a joke. lol

[darrenstaco]

paintball brought me here :(. oh and by the way kid you suck

[GlobberThree000]

why u got 4 wheels and fucking baby stoppers lol

[NihmWolf]

learn how to skate dude and those aren't grinds

[bluespartan117]

lmao, nice vid man...

[live4sports23]

u suck

[jasonm42]

wish I had your grind bar

[jasonm42]

sweet moves



[StatusSkier19]

if he wants to get sponsered he needs his mom to bring him a sandwhich while hes talking about how much of a queer he is

[agirlonceskated]

I want your shirt. ^_^ Dude solomans? You should take that break off and start doin' some freestyle slalom.

[drxsprinkles]

follow your dreams bro! if u want to be a rainbow unicorn trainer u do that!

[Sk8Suicide101]

give it 20 years and a good trainer and u might make it on the roster keep skatin but wen ur in the air...y not just jump up and down...how tht for screaming wings of death...u need aggressive sk8s those r urban...i could barely do a 180 with urbans and i got aggressives and i can 540...just cuz u wear their gear doesnt mean ur pro look up brian aragon and u might c how much it takes to get sponsored

[MikeandJoshnewscast]

is tis a joke



[pmurph5]

This video has exactly 8888 views... how...

[ALKendama]

i hope that this was a joke



[JerryLawsMartin]

lol?

[silverghecko112]

I'm having trouble understanding if he's jokin or not?

[downhillforever100]

guiez we are dealing with a badass over here

[andrewburgen1]

"A rainbow thats gothic" how can u be gothic wen ur lamp shade has dinosaurs on it hahaha

[Sk8Suicide101]

u ur gnna have to do more then hop in ur neighbors drive way...i started 2 days ago and i can almost 540 flat...skinny jeans dont make u better

[thekendamabro]

r u retarted.......

Unicorns dont have wings

[HighhFivez]

is he serious?

[smileysk8in]

fagg

[hodiegraffiti]

what the fuck

[MultiCookiemonster77]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM HAVING THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE LAUGHING SO HARD...  UR SOOOOOO GAY

[motowannab]

best movie ever...

[DMHacks]

FAGGOT!!!!!!



[SizhL]

fuck this faggot

[Skating4ChickenFilms]

i think hes joking.. i hope..

[remedeyzos4]

your suppose to grind the rial not jump over it

[FiljanMe]

WHY U NO BORN IN KENYA PLS? So u`ll be poor like the rest ,couldnt afford cam,and never showed ur face on net ?WHY?!?!

[tomens1]

He shoulnt wear that tshirt, it seems like shame on bladers

[2000geoffrey]

that was really stupid but really funny so stop hating!

[1aggressiveinline]

u no good and well dis aint no joke video

[sbryce66]

lmfao nic vid though

[remedeyzos4]

what de f u high or somethin rianbows unicorns wt

[GlowEdits]

how did you get hurt when you fell? How did you fall :LLLLL

[99rydog]

u dont even have aggressive blades!!!

[haterade5397]

this is a joke...right??

[rsrules2626]

are u straight???

[edx361]

tu se acha o foda mais anda tao mal q ate um bebe anda melhor vai aprende a anda !!!!

[LBThrill]

Filmed with a toaster...

[beastman8430]

keep following wat u want to d but k2 suck



[AirRifleHunter97]

congratulation youve been sponsered by tampax pearl

[locoskatevalo]

@AirRifleHunter97 haha lol

[macaullay1]

SICK11111111111111111111111111­1

[royalsd9]

queer

[loomise13]

me and my brother just started skating and were hella better i can jump over 4 skate board and do a 360 over 2

[theXxTeChNoFrEaKxX]

to funny lol XD



[KenrickSkates]

Its funny because this kids actually good haha, best video Ethan!

[JessTheBezt]

i wanna be a unicorn trainer and a pro rollerblader :D

[proBleadr]

IT MAKES me so happy right now... im with broken leg and im stil better then he can do when im on one feet XDDD( and you better quit inline skating cuz its shame thet you skate(

[ethan533]

@proBleadr you kids will never learn how to take a joke video... btw you will never get anywhere in the sport with attitude shred with some actual bladers and you will learn how good the vibes are with bladers. even if you suck which im not awul even when i filmed this JOKE video i was still not bad. but okay have fun going anywhere.....

[locoskatevalo]

@ethan533 WHY HAVE U GOT A RAIL WHEN U CANT EVEN GRIND UR SHIT !.

[djedr123]

@ethan533 dude you shud get sum aggresives they are much more comfortable than regular blades and plus you can do more tricks! btw nice vid 

[nova4009]

@ethan533 God, I'm laughing so damn hard right now...I'm not sure what all the hate is about. You can obviously tell this is a fake video...

[Sk8Suicide101]

@ethan533 roll with good bladers...THE FUCK!!! its prob ur mom filmin all this bitch nigga

[BoardFingerMan]

hha yeah thats true he can better quit xd

[ardentdelta]

am i the only comment that doesnt make fun of this video=P

[Cobbbg1998]

@proBleadr Bro i broke my leg too........Welcome to the club

[getheD1]

ok nice bro i remeber when i started skatiing with roller hockey skates when i was like 4. u better hope this is a joke cause you really suck. go to my channel and that video i made in the first 1 or 2 months that i started skating and ill keep you updated on my new one like by feburary and you can see how a real skater skates ok?

[ethan533]

@getheD1 you blow... but keep skating hahaha

[getheD1]

@ethan533 ik i do that was like what a month ago or two i got alot bettter

[djedr123]

@getheD1 you know you could encorege others to get better instead of bein a douche about how your better then him, i mean i skate and im not tha best but ima keep goin.

[GlowEdits]

K2 suck You Suck Ur a gay cunt and you dont SKATE K2 ur on shit little things so grow a second vagina and hope its stronger then the one you have you gay lil wanker!

[ethan533]

@GlowEdits actually k2's are pretty good if you actually know how to skate.... chose anyday over razor gens.....

[migronesien]

@ethan533 If you know how to skate you would know that K2 isnt that good too.

[locoskatevalo]

@ethan533 k2 are the worst brand u gay

[EM0KINGrs]

i hope this is a joke cuz if not its sad

[TheMCburt]

"I kind of feel like a drugged up rainbow" WOW YOUR GAY, Get over yourself kid HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA­HHAHHHAAHAHHHHAHAHHHAAA

[NiPERLACROSSE199]

At the end you say that falling would hurt. Hell yeah, of course it hurts, but you get backup and try the trick again until u get it. And really,mfirst you need to get some real aggressive skates and two you need to PRACTICE. A lot!! I've been skating for a few years, and I think u have potential but don't be bragging, cuz honestly no offense, ur not that good. But practice and You'll get better

[LookMaOneHand]

please teach me master!!!

[2nasum2]

Why the fuck u have almost full plate armor on yourself? O.o

[2nasum2]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. SHIT.

[NyTeQui]

that brand k2 is probely laughing the () () offf

[NyTeQui]

dude u suckkkkkkkk im a hockey player and i can do all that and skateing on one foot easy and u think u did good

[JKim328]

I hope this is a joke!

[rubydobiedoo]

pleas my fucking grandma can do better than that and she is 83

[rubydobiedoo]

get a fucking life bitch

[1aggressiveinline]

you are fucking kiding me dont try to sound cool infront of the camera you suck donkey ass noone will sponser a white niggah with nepads elbow pads and rist guards and wtf you said they problably seen the best stuff they ever seen plzzzzzzz and talk in yo regular tone because you no u not that old

[1aggressiveinline]

haaa hes talking in the bak of his nose

[1aggressiveinline]

those arent aggressive skates

[1aggressiveinline]

hahah he thinks k2 gunna sponcer this bitch

[coastalflourishing]

I hope this was a joke. Good video editing but really bad skating.

[SFvalo92]

so..... You suck. I aggressive skate, and have been for 14 yrs. You have potential though, I will give you that. Don't even tell me how I think I am way good. I don't wanna brag

[SuperBoothy1234]

poor fucker XP

[dunker315]

dude i dont even roller blade and i think im better thn u

[teoisdaman]

haha who else was laughing through out the video.......looks like white and nerdy

[MYKEGREGORY]

Not sure if troll or just fucking retarded!

[djamac360]

HAHAHA! your freaking awesome! way to troll my friend! Look at all those guys you got pissed! they are pissed because you won on getting them to waste their time watching all 4 mins!

[Marekroller]

lol !

[VideoDesiner]

it would be funny if you get sponsered for this :DDD

[the51mason]

dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u suck u wanna see somebody good go to crazybikerdood327

[weesk8man]

i hope u die u fuking gay basterd i can skate beter swich and fakie

[ethan533]

@weesk8man your such an idiot dude. 1. this was a joke and i could kick your ass at a game of skate but i dont really care about being better then you what i care about is the fact that if you think any body in the rollerblading world then your a retard, gromets are a big part of the sport which YOU ARE ONE and you need to show them some respect because if you fuck them and they quit blading that does nothing good for the sport, and the dudes who actually blade are gonna reject

[ethan533]

@ethan533 that attitude also the sports about fun not trying to look like a badass by cussing your ass off. so chill out alittle cuz your not as good as you think you are and no ones gonna ever help you if you keep acting like that.

[locoskatevalo]

@weesk8man johanny velasques was better than u when he was 5 ! ur wank

[locoskatevalo]

@locoskatevalo and k2 arent the best brand razors remz an valo are the best brand u cant even soul and wat people meen by doin stairs is grinding a rail down stairs

[thekum200]

my grandmother can do that what you doing.....

[Jtunes12]

If your lucky they might give you a discount

[shufflebros1]

ur so shit my 7 year old sister is better

[bonquiqui79]

stop ur NOT GOOD TA ALLM VSDV

GO AWA Y

[SuperBastiTV]

you are the badest blaider i ever seen

[bastikillerberlin]

fuckkk you gay

[LTP2K9]

Nearly there bud, as a blader myself I know how hard it is when your just starting. Get aggressive skates, those inlines are shit bud. Start practicing on some ramps or something. Check out my channel bud, you might learn something. Still Keep trying your best you'll get there eventually :D

[9495dp]

dont listen to these pricks mate just keep trying

[MrExtremOne]

the vid would be better if u would break ur arm besides U SUCK HHAHAAAHAHAHH

[TheHaydn1412]

Mc Donalds Might 

[TheFreeskiers]

YOU SUCK fat boy

[SeeThroughWindows]

sick skating lmao just kidding my grandma skates better than you

[MsMrAustin]

Read the category..it says comedy..

[MrGamerboy100]

ARE FUCKING SERIOUS!!!??

[MrGamerboy100]

u little punkyass BITCH!

[strongbad1337]

damn man you got some skills!!! teach meh plz

[mrkov100]

your absolute turd mate

[wilkesysublime]

Is this a serious video , Bless him........

[TheZepTeam]

serius

[iiPHibBleS]

that blew my mind... how are you THAT bad??!

[1223tomi]

little rich , non talented kid-.-

[TheTechgangsta]

gayporn?

[GLEROID]

your channel really sucks

[ethan533]

@GLEROID thanks dude! your videos are way better anyway!!! ohh wait....

[GLEROID]

@ethan533 u dont kno how to own sucker i dont hvae videos cuz i dont need them :) and ur channel sucks cuz u suck at rollerblading

[skatezful]

do you think youre good? by the way..i never troll but i really dont like dudes who think their the best on something they suck...

[ethan533]

@skatezful Do you never read other comments? or watch other videos on my channel? it was a JOKE i obvisouly dont wish i was a death unicorn trainer...

[MoreBadIdeas]

south beach fgt lol

[ethan533]

@tacoskier28 The mind of a you tube troll... what a dumb ass.

[QuiKxz]

okay this has to be a joke... do you skate K2 cuz your poor?

[jibmasters]

waste of a child.

[ethan533]

@jibmasters i know right what the fuck were they thinking when they had me. such a waste of air. i should kill my self put them out of theyre missery.

[EmInEm032]

does he think hes good?? hahahah hes so bad

[Randomguy479]

Hey can i have ur rail cuz u dont use it and sum 1 who is actually good deserves it

[ethan533]

@Randomguy479 Dude you blow lets play online skate if you win you can have it go ahead and set your sick trick bro.

[Randomguy479]

@ethan533 haha waaa dude lets do real sk8 make a video and ill make one lets see whos better

[ethan533]

@Randomguy479 what the fuck do you mean really skate? you post a video of doing a trick then i have to do that trick if i land it i set a trick if i fall i get a letter if you fall on one of my tricks you get a letter and if one of us falls on anothers trick then that person who set the trick sets another trick... thats how you play real skate. so you man enough to get your ass shown up?

[Randomguy479]

@ethan533 na i mean just make a sk8 edit and post it and ill make 1 to so come on man u got the BALLS!

[ethan533]

@Randomguy479 ya ok ill start filming soon...it has to be up by August. 1st is that good?

[Randomguy479]

@ethan533 ye sounds good

[richcheekymonkey222]

SICK trick of the day was the 90 yo bail

[jordkeeb]

mate your shitt !!!!!!!

[Quigongdefens1]

i really hope it was a joke

[noob18o]

I can hook you up with a really good unicorn trainer !!

[wazawoo6roxs]

bad ass

[MrBmxingfreak]

dude what is this u make bladers look stupid

[AustriaRollerblading]

I know it's a joke but you made us look bad to outside eyes. But I have seen your other videos and you are good. Now the recreational skates are good for us because it is a stepping stone and a new seed for beginners.

[jacob12721]

ur gay.. lol dont make fun of blading...

[carlhau123]

1:14-1:26 is awesome! NOOOT!!!!

[ethan533]

Ohhhh how it blows my mind how retarded some people are *THIS WAS A JOKE SO STOP FUCKING ASKING*!!!

[iiPHibBleS]

you blow my mind.... how are you that bad?!?

[jowett101]

dude, this is the gayest shit ive ever seen , i love how your been serious . this is cringe worthy

[ethan533]

@jowett101 haha it was a joke buddy.

[raedog2000]

your joking right

[raedog2000]

the funniest part is that he thinks hes cool

[rockwrestle]

was i the only one tht kinda liked it haha

[medievil212]

@rockwrestle gayyyy

[TheAkt42]

k dude are u serious cuz u suck ass kid

[spymeo]

ok this is the truth im sponserd and im gonna tell u a few tips ok 1st do somin diffrent theyve seen all that stuff be4 a million tims probs so think out the box 2nd show em y they should wayste there money time and stuff on you ok so yeah thats how me n my friend gt sponserd

[ethan533]

@spymeo lets play skate

[Dirtbikeisbeast]

SOMEONES A FAGGOT!