Letterman - Top Ten Reasons I Got Married

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FUCK THE BLACK BERRY

[nombrechile]

why free cake? don't you pay for your own wedding cake? sorry i didn't get it

[KingKingston07]

@nombrechile he means like how wives usually cook cakes

[KingKingston07]

@nombrechile he means like how wives usually cook cakes for their husband

[nombrechile]

@KingKingston07  ohh i get it now thanks a lot :D

[superstar5565]

I SDONT CARE ABOUT CHASE SAPHIRE

[Qermaq]

Damn I love that band, wanted to hear more or "Worst That Could Happen"

[MyDarkestFaerie]

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[TheBigtrev1234]

adds have wrecked youtube! 30 sec add n a 1:28 video? what the brutal

[berryzoa]

this is why i dont wanna get married ever.... just be true to yourself and dont get married to other innocent people if you dont love them. marriage is not obligatory, but it's just an option.

[shadowpeach89]

lol

[PrentomTwo]

Letter Man... lol xD

[cinerama62]

How about a top ten," Why I cheated on my wife." hee hee

[rawker617]

@cinerama62 I'm sure he won't have a problem making that list himself. HEY OH!

[NazoZero]

AHA!

"You've been together for so long, does it feel any different married? ....yeah..."

[RUAddicted2Crack]

was this b4 or after he started f'n around?

[crashingheartsc]

what an ironic category...

[fiercefunky]

Dave's #1 reason should have been "Because you can't cheat on my wife if I don't have one"

[fiercefunky]

@fiercefunky *I* can't cheat, rather

[R0ckG1r7]

FREE CAKE!!!! <3

[firealarm888]

got tired of waiting 4 paris hilton LOL

[AmericanPie37]

So ironic!

[LovelyMyko]

Free cake should've been the first one. XD

[Warcraftidiot135]

Dave Letterman, Craig Ferguson, I love 'em both.

[AdamStabelli888]

Dave's my idol.

[nethrit]

This was O.K..

[Coastergeekperson04]

It was mediocre in a bad way...

[liftmedown001]

hahaha that was funny

I loved the aphorism in the end too XD

[iseecorcovado]

David's other reasons for marrying but is afraid to admit:

Number 11, Mangina's boobs are twice as long as the average woman.

Number 12, Better do it now before I have to marry the mother of my teen age son.

[peteykkk]

Davids wifes name is REGINA LASKO. You can google her picture and the reason he waited for 3 years to marry her!

Dave truly is a sick person! But he does save alimony payments!

[kuhchicken]

#11...because you knocked her up...Dave is a true commie pinko dumbfu(k. I actually used to think he was funny before he thought he knew something about politics. Stick to what you know laughboy! Wait until you can't afford to live in NY...oh wait, you are one of the liberal elite.

[moski3]

Dave the PEDOPHILE just got married so he could get to the kid easier.

[tnekkc]

Liberals are not against censorship.

They worship victims, emphasizing Negroes.

Say something bad about Negroes.

Feel the censorship.

It is like the blackballing against communists in the 1950 or burning witches in the 1600s.

[Noizchild]

#5 is good, but is Dr. Phil a tool?

[tnekkc]

Letterman is a liberal, so I have to dial twist fast trough his channel.

I used to watch him in the early 1980s, but after the 1994 assault weapons ban, politics became serious.

[drstench]

Whatever there Rambozo.

[Noizchild]

What do you have against liberals?

[tnekkc]

Liberals want to take my guns, money, land rights, freedom of speech, and brainwash my children.

33% of the economy has gone to the government for 65 years, and now Obama has increased it to 42%.

I think it should be 5%.

[Noizchild]

Dude, you need to get your politics right! Liberals are AGAINST cencorship. It's the conservatives doing all of that. Bush is why we have so many problems now! So get it right! Liberals aren't "taking away guns, money, land rights, freedom of speech and brainwashing kids."

[tnekkc]

Liberals believe in collectivism and victim worship, especially Negroes.

No society can survive with such values.

[Noizchild]

That is a lie and you know it. You know, I think it's you that have been brainwashed all of these years. You're talking about conservitatives, not liberals!

[tnekkc]

I recycled all my garbage in 1984 when there was no recycling service.

I built a 3000 sq foot super insulated solar home in 1982 to 1990.

I had a 10,000 sq foot organic garden that I fertilized with 10 cu yards of compost per yer than I made.

I raised my own chicken, turkeys, sheep, goats, and pigs.

I was totally brain washed in college.

It too Clinton's 1994 AWB to wake me up.

[Noizchild]

That's nice, but Clinton kept everything afloat. Bush screwed it up for us.

[trav022007]

Well I dont believe you for a second ...you eighther are the farmer who claims to built and be evolutionary...or you re not cuz if so who showed ya how to use a computer??????????

[drumrnva]

GOD......god, you're dumb. Please don't reproduce.

[trav022007]

No society can survive with a nation that insists on breeding ignorant people such as yourself....America wants to grow and tries but it simple minds like yours that impede its success....*tear

[trav022007]

FYI do you know who is behind the financing of all these brainwashing networks???? guess...come on guess...ok I will tell ya its the conservative/republicans...

[warlocks4life]

Actually it's the Jews.

[IdoApu2]

In soviet russia, Foxes own Conservatives... And the world owns Jews.

[stratfordct]

Congratulations David!

One question: where is your wedding band? ;)

[media1981]

haha so funny

[WildlyUnruly]

Well, I waited my whole life to marry that man. Since I watched him when he was just a weather man! I'm heartbroken! I guess its time I moved on! Congrats David. I'm truly happy for you!

[PanayotiProductions]

find another aries like him :) he is quite manly for his geeky appearance isnt he? peace

[ransie83]

Awwe =) congratulations David =P

[jannababbs]

love him