Rocket man

[SuperThegreatone25]

Funny as fuck

[familyguylover543]

im not the man they think i am at home oh no im a rock-et-man

rocketman burning his fuse out here alooooooooooone

[bluegreenpretty]

And i gonna b high

[Numba1FanOfMusic15]

LOL 'im a rock, IT man!' hahaha.

[death23403]

if you wana real video clip see this /watch?v=5R3xqmCJuPk&context=C­355a6caADOEgsToPDskIVr_VS8zGTI­_rtnw0WRxoM

[MissGnosis]

Also, I don't think that it's a cigarette in the Shatner version.

[MissGnosis]

Shatner did it waaay better.

[nerfman612]

Family guy is a lot beasty er than American dad and American dad is gay!!!

[55tspence]

seth is purposely portraying his politics and things in family guy, and making american dad and the cleveland show funnier

[hawgfan111]

stewie is a rock- it MAN!!!!!:D

[SoCalSummerSquad]

Yeah lets just take a famous case of Shatner and make it Stewie, would anyone else just rather watch the original Shatner clip again?

[caxx127]

never mind its the William Shatner version

[caxx127]

what version of rocket man is this cause its not elton johns

[kimberlyannrice17]

I'm high as a kite.

[death23403]

people need to watch this when they are high

[NikiWavez23]

this video is so funny LOL!!

[Targetman18]

0 hour 9a.m. wtf

[mrwoo1]

@Targetman18 0 hour means launch time and the launch time is 9.

[WhatTheFrenchToast00]

RockITman!

[Adorador247]

That sound like he just smoked a joint

[JohnLennonForTheWin]

Impressive,but not as good as the original.

[cassandra1026]

Oh. No.No.No. I'm a rockItman. Haha funny shit

[TheNerdyboyrock]

I luv u stewie

[TheNerdyboyrock]

I luv u stewie

[MrsCrystalAngel12]

roc-et-man

[KeithWasHere1]

he mouthed something there silently....cant read a cartoons lips so i wonder what he said?

[shinokiba]

It ain't easy being cheesy

[Marcko98]

Maybe... Seth's just fucking with us all.

[ElasticWorm9462]

@16spraguej  me lol

[16spraguej]

Who else is here because of the car commercial

[alphazeta99]

Stewies version is so much better

[funkypixie500]

I'm a Rock-It man

[andahalf333]

Haha i think stewie is as HIGH as a kite

[Kbuckhalterful]

Love this video

[MrSickTwisted]

rocketman

[nikiLOVEcats]

AND IM GONNA BE HIIIIIIIIIIIGH AS A KITE

[benjiii4]

Thumbs down to two people arguing back and forth for like two pages.

[TheRSBeggar]

No animation. lame.

[LugiaGarchomp12]

lol!XD

[SickeningVenom]

Well Said, Stewie. Lol 

[Willziboy]

i love this song

[kaitiebriannawebkinz]

I actually have this on my iPod

lol

[josephandhunter]

wich episode is this?



[ORGxBlazed]

@josephandhunter i don't remember but it was just on last night and i watched it. i thought it was funny so i decided to check it out. lol

[FilmoinfullHD]

lol

[midnightapalooza]

I bet that over 95 percent of people watching this don't even get where they got this. Sure, they know it was Elton John who originally did this, but who are they making fun of? I bet barely anybody gets it...

[MCTutorialsRus]

@midnightapalooza William Shatner?

[SolidSniperWolfe]

@midnightapalooza I got it :)

[MrBeavisBeavis]

@midnightapalooza I got it..... it really should be obvious if people listen to the way he's speaking..........

[toby099]

@midnightapalooza

get off your high horse

everyone knows its a parody of shatners infamous version

[parra1power]

best cover of Shatners classic. :P

[ThePhotosbydolph]

doing his William Shatner version.

[MonsterCookie848]

Prefer this to the original by a looooooong way

[LeonK1200]

i like to listen to this when im high!!

[funkyskunk2]

i really wish someone would make a version that starts choppy and meaningful like this and then turns into the original smooth elton john version. you know like he sings better and better as he gets high XD

[weel991]

this is bether then the original

[Mr123611]

290 people didnt watch that episode

[Mr123611]

290 people didnt go on a rocket

[MichaelBallack91]

People will thumbs up my comment because I made a (not so) witty reference to 190 people who disliked the video.

[JGNSM58]

288 people disliked this video

[DemomanX614]

@JGNSM58

Well at least you get to the damn point. say it what it is! +1

[dcsportsdc]

@JGNSM58 u must be serious xD

[RyanKaufman]

I miss the old Family Guy.

Brian was cool and just drank/smoked (cigarettes) a lot. Stewie was a sociopathic cynic who was hilarious. Meg was striving to be popular. Chris was stupid and cool. Peter was a loveable idiot. Lois was the annoying housewife.

Now Brian is a pretentious liberal. Stewie's way too openly gay (It's not funny). Meg is just there. Chris randomly is coherent, then back to idiotic. Peter is an asshole. Lois is a bitch.

Nice job Seth.

[bbs528]

@RyanKaufman YEAH! the old stewie rocks. but family guy still funny

[tubecritic101]

@RyanKaufman family guy is still awesome, your just sayin that to be negative

[RyanKaufman]

@tubecritic101 Lol, no. I'm sorry to say that I am completely, 100% honest with everything I have up there. 1999 - 2005 were the best. Family Guy was great. Nowadays? It's rather unfunny, and pretentious as hell. The fact that it's still around is a testament to the fact that people like you refuse to accept how low quality of humor and how poor of characters the show has become.

[tubecritic101]

@RyanKaufman wat about the family guy movies? they were hilarious. the show has changed, but it had to too because like in all things, it would become outdated and boring. but they do need more randomness like classic 3rd and 4th seasons

[RyanKaufman]

@tubecritic101 Uhh no. Seth MacFarlen uses songs, pointless things, and the works to make 22 minute episodes only need 16 minutes of actual writing. Meanwhile, in the movies, the songs are extremely long, and it's only about 30 minutes of actual content. A show can change, as Futurama and South Park have. But Family Guy has changed for the worse, to be more focused on Liberal agendas, and money.

Citations: The "worst" music video of the 80s or 90s. Conway Twitty. The STUPID songs to show off.

[tubecritic101]

@RyanKaufman family guy songs are 50/50, i agree some of them are pointless. but FCC song was funny

there is alot more content then songs in the star wars parodies, u are over simplify the humor. if u dnt like then, wat do u think is funny now?

[RyanKaufman]

@tubecritic101 I think 1999 - 2005 Family Guy is funny... The FCC song, this song, the song Brian sang with the old woman he was helping, they're all either funny, witty, or both. The Alcoholism song? That song is SIX fucking minutes, and it just DRAGS and DRAGS about the same old shit. It's not funny, and it's pointless. The star wars movies are parodies. He already has the content, so he doesn't need to sing for 10 minutes in order to avoid writing.

[Jelyjiggler]

@RyanKaufman I stopped watching family guy once stewie became openly gay like you said its not funny,

[TYUIO11111]

@RyanKaufman you are such a large large large pretentious cunt

[AMV200]

@RyanKaufman wow you took the words my mouth and ASS

[tjl1297]

@RyanKaufman yeah, shit after season 2 went down hill

[VideogameKitty99]

@RyanKaufman Have your opinion but i like the new episodes. Okay i admit i HATE the new Lois, and Peter. Chris...meh. Brian and Stewie are just fine now! I like how they changed those two up a bit. But you know what i hate? THEY NOW ALWAYS HATE ON MEG. THERE IS NO BREAK. THAT IS HALF THE REASON I HATE PETER. Call me crazy but i thought most of the old episodes were boring and not funny. The new episodes make me laugh like crazy! In some ways i don't like the show now but it's good overall.

[RyanKaufman]

@VideogameKitty99 To me, Stewie is a homicidal maniac hellbent on dominating the world, killing his mother, and uncaring on who he kills, Brian is simply a laid back voice of wisdom that simply shares the writer's actual voice.

Brian and Stewie are now basically the two characters focused on in the show. EVERY episode is about them, and Peter and Lois being in there on the side.

Chris, Meg, and the others? Tossed aside for Seth's politics.

Sometimes it's funny, not near it's former glory though

[MisanthropeMilitant]

@RyanKaufman i think the politics is just a means to make it edgy more of a "big boy comedy" now IMO. Alot of people laugh their ass off when a drunk guy falls down a flight of stairs and farts but more would if it was micheal moore.

chris: complete extra meg is more important because shes just like a punching bag and has that degrassi teenager shit to make fun of. but chris? fat, dumb, childish? thats peter. they could change him completely and id have np...why is he blonde?

[Andrewrx85]

@RyanKaufman American Dad is better than Family Guy.

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@RyanKaufman You nailed it! You've just articulated what I've been feeling for some time now. KUDOS!

[42Tigergirl]

@RyanKaufman Hey you know how hard it is to make shows?I personally,don't care,I think anything Seth does is hilarious.And I love the new and old Family Guy equally

[RyanKaufman]

@42Tigergirl I helped make a show in High School. Was stressful, and almost ruined a few friendships. I'm not going to say the animators or art team doesn't do their job well. I'm not going to say any of Seth's contribution to the actual show isn't impressive. What I will bash is his inability to write.

That's all really. If you like it, I have no qualms, but such blatant extreme politics is part of the reason we're in a shit hole. We need bipartisan routes. So I'll bash the shit Seth puts out.

[DavidSSabb]

@RyanKaufman If you don't want a liberal bias don't watch cartoons that Seth MacFarlane creates.

[RyanKaufman]

@DavidSSabb Guess I should've learned this by now. Eh.

[Menegoth]

@RyanKaufman Eh, to me the new Family Guy is acceptably bad. It still manages to make me laugh from time to time, whereas most comedy these days can't.

[RyanKaufman]

@Menegoth Yeah, to be honest it's a guilty pleasure. I used to be willing to join in on discussions of Family Guy, and put it on my myspace/facebook/whatever the fuck. Nowadays, it's like I feel guilty for watching such a shithole.

However, I grew up basically watching it. It's nostalgic and does have the occasional laugh. The ending of the latest season even had a few decent episodes, so maybe MacFarlen is learning that no one likes his pretentious shit.

Who knows.

[Maxmulham]

@RyanKaufman You summed up the timeline of Family Guy so perfectly. I couldn't have said it better myself!

[ChrisHartig44]

@RyanKaufman The shock value is gone.

[nevar00]

@RyanKaufman Family Guy has gotten pretty bad, but I'd still take the newer Family Guy episodes over most of the newer South Park episodes. Eugh... those just make me cringe now.

[democrat1515]

@RyanKaufman To true. I hate the new ones. The new south parks are horrible too.

[konata4567]

@RyanKaufman i agree with you. i mean come on the jokes arent even funny, they make the situations way to serious and dont even bother to make a joke that will break the forth wall... stewie doesnt even try to make a threat to anyone anymore.... what the hell ever happened to evil sophisticated always saying damn you stewie?! of course seth had to kill him... and peter just says jokes that have nothing to do with the damn situation! hes just saying things that doesnt make sense!

[RyanKaufman]

@konata4567 Yeah I've been noticing that. It seems Peter randomly blurts out the most spontaneous and random of jokes at the most awkward of times. Watch the new Thanksgiving episode. It's pretty terrible.

Does Seth think it's funny? "Mom, I have cancer." "What? You do?" "HAHA I MASTURBATED INTO MY OWN EAR" "Yes, it's pancreatic.."

Fucking idiotic.

[konata4567]

@RyanKaufman yup.. it seems that this show has gone down the drain with this new season.... the killed off some pretty good characters... literally... the amish episode wasn't very good.... face it seth is never going to see the error of his ways and family guy as we knew it will never make a come back... it will only remain a distant memory... but like you said before:

Way to go seth

and take from a 12 year old, THE OLD FAMILY GUY IS WAAAY BETTER!!

[konata4567]

@RyanKaufman i mean they killed off

[ilikrandomness]

@RyanKaufman I wouldnt exactly blame seth. With the way the environment of the country is today (I dont mean green I mean psychological) he has to deal with that while trying to keep his shows current but still familiar, its most likely going to dilute somewhere. Sadly though since it has become too prevelant hardly anyone will see this more than an excuse.

[RyanKaufman]

@ilikrandomness You are right, but that still means Seth is in the wrong.

1. Liberalism is not viable. Extreme politics is what brings close-minded crap, and we get things like recessions and unrest. We need to view EVERYONE'S outlook, not just what we think, otherwise nothing will change.

2. If you can't stay familiar, don't force out crap, just quit while you're ahead. Family Guy is an animated sit-com, with no running plot. Why keep it going except for more money?

Seth's a dick.

[ilikrandomness]

@RyanKaufman I can agree with you on #2 but with the 1st your'e missing my point. It's not the easiest to explain but I'll try: With the way people are acting now-a-days including little idiosychracies (spell derp?) it can affect a life's outlook and cause the information they send out to change. This is just the form it took. It's not political its just environmental.... I'm not the best at direct explanations but I hope this made sense.

[ilikrandomness]

@RyanKaufman oh right and yes extreme political views are problems, just wasnt sure I made that clear in my last poset.

[RyanKaufman]

@ilikrandomness Well if you look at it, a lot is political. I'll give you environmental on South Park, as most of their jokes aren't politically oriented, but societal in nature. However, Seth is just a douchebag who's smug about his ideals and thinks the world would be perfect with him running it. The reason I'm so firm about this is the first few seasons were so fun, and it didn't have political bias, but now it's literally defined as a Liberal Comedy by Seth himself.

It's unfortunate but true

[ilikrandomness]

@RyanKaufman don't watch south park but I can see your point here. Strangely enough though while Famil guy is lacking the Simpsons seem to be doing an amount better..... notice that i didnt specify the amount

[TurboSly]

Burnin' out his fuse out here.... Alone!

[nana32231]

288 people werent high as a kite by then.

[randomhouse216]

William shatner

[Bartman954]

@randomhouse216

DENNY CRANE!

[LastPharaohofficial]

touching...this song save my life

[rebeltotheend123]

at 0:20 i love being high and listin to that music



[woundedsanity]

@rebeltotheend123 i can relate to that... often... very often

[000xyz]

Stewie does will does Elton.....ahhh first four-season classic. 7 and up, save for the star wars episodes can freeze themselves for a thousand years and individually bite bender's shiny metal ass, and then once more collectively

[kylemcgrath14]

He did the exact same thing as William shatner did.

[1210dean]

@kylemcgrath14 Really? HOW HAS NOBODY NOTICED THIS YET!? Madness!

[dunecigar]

Honestly, this was waaaaayyyy better then the WS version.

[creevaghmiddle]

This gag goes on for a bit too long :/

[ranDUMBcomment]

I am a rock-IT-Man

[PS3skeetery]

haha there both gay

[oscuroMish]

@PS3skeetery your mom

[PS3skeetery]

@oscuroMish :O ur moms lesbian to

[UkeFoxx]

@PS3skeetery Your mom goes to college.

[PengiuinPete]

william shatner does the best verson of this

[juniorjuniorjunio100]

Lol

[pijef]

Oh, NO, NO, No...I'M a ROCK-IT-MAN!

[15crb]

i actually find the actual Elton John version is better. This version is just..... ugh.

[tothebatcave1]

275 people arent rocket men

[MyProtoman]

@tothebatcave1 weak and not funny

[tothebatcave1]

@MyProtoman so was that suppose to mean something to me

[wolf363]

the original seasons of family guy are far superior to what they produce now

[pijef]

@wolf363

This actually is in the modern seasons...

[Mzcutie4life1000]

273 people were assinated by stewie

[zagbonakilledviacom]

@Mzcutie4life1000 274

[LeMudkipz]

and i think its gonna be a long long time to touch down brings me round again to find im not the man they think i am at home, Oh no no no. im a ROCK IT MAN rocket man burnin out his fuse out here ALONE

[WWIIAMAN]

the funny thing is this has more views than the original

[BurningHalo100]

...and am gunna be HHIIGGHHH....!..as a kite...

[JJstorm1000]

@NeverContactMe Clever

[rontruthkillings123]

@NeverContactMe hahaha

[Donnybro3]

Too funny I love family guy!

[swaguymusicpage]

269 people didn't get their bags packed last night......pre-flight.

[thetacticalchicken00]

@SomSceneKisses thx

[RobotGuyShuffleBot]

thats sad

[swoopdawoop99]

Sounds just like Elton John don't it

Perfect tribute

[emilyfalls13]

And I'm gonna beee....... high, as a kite by then.

[guacamolechief39]

she packed my bags....last night... PREFLIGHT

[StewieGriffinAtVEVO]

rocket man :D

[MrByrdman85]

jesus christ dont any of you morons have anything better to do then argue with each other on youtube? and of the places why in the bloody hell would u argue on youtube? it's time to grow up children and start acting like adults. only a child would argue with someone, who they will probably never meet, on youtube. this is the kinda shit that makes me fear for society

[deerdestroyer2009]

@MrByrdman85 Couldn't of said it better.

[armydelis]

Why the other like button is upside down ?

[MV2D]

@gshadefull  thanks for recalling that shit!!! lol Yo just google "stewie stoner remix mv2d" and you'll find it... thanks for making my day....

[mihainutiu]

@MV2D Dude, I can't find the video... It's down on youtube and I can't find another site to watch it... please help!

[MV2D]

Yeah, i made the "stewie Stoner Remix"...

Can't believe people actually talk about it... lol

Its posted overseas in china... just google "Stewie Stoner Remix" MV2D

[mj23bulls7]

I love how the top 2 comments are both unoriginal

[xrisingx]

lol drfred26 trolled the fuck out of you guys. Welcome to the internet.

[vTheChosenOnev]

@xrisingx ლ/ಠ益ಠლ <--- thats ur face in reality

[TheEkaya]

@drfred26 no you idiot. Elton John made the original.

[unknownwrestler]

i love stewie

[ghostmanofnuthin69]

lol, and im gonna be hiiiiiiiiiiggggggghh, as a kite

[wkunzelman1]

AHA. This is the William Shatner Version of the song.

watch?v=NN3MGN899yE

[theREALpoopychenkins]

@wkunzelman1 really?... really? no shit sherlock

[dogshittaco24]

It's okay, GIANTWARTITAN, we all saw that last comment as well.

[drfred26]

I heard some guy called Elton John made a cover

[GIANTWARTITAN]

@drfred26 *facepalm

[Taq7]

@drfred26 Elton made this song

[drfred26]

@Taq7 -_-

[TheHolyDamage]

you wanna get a girl? Do the rocket man :D

[macdads69]

people that take the time to read these stupid fucking comments is fucked up and I also am

[ParaglidingManiac]

what's the name of the episode?

[uzijn]

Anybody know a song with the sound from 00:19 or any songs similar to that noise?

[uzijn]

@MatthewWillEnright So? There's a dog that talks & an evil monkey so why would it matter that there's a bisexual baby?

[OneManArmy4Life]

@aijunk2 = Nitpicker

[KarsonXKaprie]

i think stewie might be bisexual. i mean he is clearly gay. but from time to time he also flirts with girls. he's dated olivia and in ROCKET MAN episode he was flirting with girls and smacking on their butts. hehe. IM A ROCK IT woMAN.

[denzil547]

watching this episode right now! "_"

[JHFunny1000]

Since it only shows how many times ive watched this for me it says 1,210,669 :D love this video

[Herbly20]

IM A ROCK-IT-MAN

[plantguy666]

@warwickforever Jesus... again you have failed to understand the phrase "fuck off". p.s. one of the many things that make you a loser is that you give a shit about how many youtube friends and subscribers you have. some of us live in the real world. now please, please, with fuckin' sugar on top, go the fuck away.