Funny ATC conversations - Part 2

[3855inv]

Really enjoyed the technical logs!

[ThreeProphets]

2:31 What do you do in the situation you can't reproduce something because it's air dependent.

[kabuto35]

@ThreeProphets I'm an aircraft mechanic, and if there actually is a problem, you should be able to recreate it, there really is nothing air dependant

[hentschelmann]

These videos are funny as hell. I could not stop laughing!! I compare these to Bill Engvall's, here's your sign skit!! Awesome!!

[TomekHujek988]

amazing vid dude Just Great

[mizzouluvr]

A for effort, D for music

[FlyGuy2480]

Problem reported by pilot: "My mother-in-law is in business class on this flight!"

Flight engineer: "Don't worry, she's sitting in an ejection seat."

[FlyGuy2480]

Problem Reported: Attitude indicator not straight and level.

Action Taken: Uprighted aircraft.

Problem Reported: Copilot pedals vibrate on takeoff.

Action Taken: Foot massage disabled.

Problem Reported: Gears won't retract.

Action Taken: Do they really need to?

Problem Reported: Instrument panel lights are too bright at night.

Action Taken: Sunglasses are provided.

[Supercublppilot182]

I liked the midget joke lol

[FF35Pilot]

Tower : and for your information, you were slightly left of centreline on that approach.

Speedbird : correct, and my first officer was slightly to the right.

[Mylitla]

Thumbs down for music

[SteveGad]

Lose the tune bro.

[gnnr1657]

r u serious?

[Persian140269]

stupid music,..

[kingmcbrian]

:O am i the only one who likes this song? :D

[freakyflow]

Flying over berlin : Control : British airways 347 turn right heading 208 Pilot : roger sir could you give me a vector on runway..Control mad : Open your eyes its to your right!! Have you not been here before??? Pilot : Yes sir i have But it was night time and i didn't land...lol

[kajsing]

hehe nice "video".... and I liked the music.

[digler99]

nice crap music, if I wanted to listen to crap I'd turn on my radio

[Elemarth]

"Because you lost the bloody war!" Best one in either video.

These are amazing. Make a third!

[arrowbyname]

took hammer from midget, that cracked me up :')

[bessmer123]

@arrowbyname its my favorite one

[rockAvA]

traducir al español

[shafs64]

WTF is that crap i know its not music

[chrisjeffsmusic]

"it's tuesday sir"

that got me

[adnewsome1]

You're right. The 2nd video isn't as good because of that AWFUL, and I hesitate to use the word, music.

[sushi064]

These aren't from real transcripts, are they?

[tarded55]

MORE!

[littlelegs68]

I quite like the music. You missed the one about the British pilot at the german airport. He asked for directions to the terminal and the german air control asked if he had never been before. "Yes. 1945, we didn't land just dropped the bombs"!

[vonkiser]

@littlelegs68 YES!!!! that one was great!!

[Sting3733]

Because you lost the bloody war hahaha

[akkalakakalakka]

Evidence of leakage on r/h strut oleo.

Evidence removed.

[XxEardzxX]

FAKE AND GAY! ..Jkin lool gd work

[MachDelta]

"Took hammer away from midget"

Dear god I laughed so hard at that I almost shit myself.

[plumdom]

nice work my friend

[DJaugissss]

because you lost the bloody war! xDD

[1yankfan1]

wtf this is good music idiots

[oreo10111]

I am a German pilot flying a German aircraft in Germany so why must I speak in English BECAUSE YOU LOST THE BLOODY WAR

[bloodyrockfire]

1:41-1:47 ROFL

[Drummerful07]

But don't put shitty music on. Jeez.

[giib]

fookin music sucks dickhead

[waelosamadaas]

looooooooooooooooooooool

[FLPanthersandMarlins]

LOL 1:22

2:00 rofl

2:53 roflmao

[MrJSmichael]

Nice Youtube M8 Specially The British Accent Moment nice vid

cheers thanks

[CIWS1]

One time we got a gate call, pilots claimed there was smoke entering the cockpit through the vents. When we got there they demonstrated for us as we saw no smoke. PIC put the vents on hi and Fog rolled out of the vents.

Leave it to a pilot (i'm not saying what airline) to mistake condensation for smoke. The Condensation socks were saturated after sitting all night and made alot of mist. Here's your sign buddy. LMAO

[franktbird]

If it wasn't your first choice of music why put it on there.

Oh thats right, it's because the whole video is shithouse.

[reallycba]

i liked the music and the vid :)

[Starwarsfan42]

its so awesome.... im a german and i cant stop laughing XD

[ohmygothicfaal]

Stupid Music...

[ohmygothicfaal]

and why would this be fake?.........

[KINXtheELITE]

would be awesome if it was narrated, even if it was fake. beats the music

[DVDSNutz]

hmmm

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[el0chino]

hmm.. no disrispect.. but it isnt funny if u cant hear the audio.. the music fu$#@d up this video.. sorry

[allstargeneral]

Agree with raysot and peileii - there's not enough sign-ins I have to vote enough to bring the rating down on this video because of that.

[solomonpilot767]

i got a good one,once jack was jump sitting in the cockpt and,he knew the captain the co pilot was calling the tower and,jack said high jack 2 the captain next thing u know the plane was surounded by FBI ajents!

[daniilharlego]

hahaha nice job XD

[27Riverdale27]

thanks for sharing your musical tastes with us...

[abus777]

CRAP MUSIC...

[raysot]

Stupid Music...

[peileii]

Enjoyed the text comments, had to mute the song though.

[fabitocl]

why the fuck would you destroy this video with that awful song!!!

[jonahair747meteors6]

agreed

[iReece07]

mate.. that is the worst fuckin song i've ever heard.

[birgir94]

lol, lmof with the midget thing

[umahuma4]

who the fuck wrote that in the problem box? Was the pilot drunk when he wrote that?

[danetrain0101]

727 on Approach:

Tower: "United 316, make a 360 for traffic spacing".

United 316: "Do you know how much it costs to fly this plane? It costs over 4 grand to make a 180!"

Tower: "Roger 316, give me 8 thousand dollars worth."

[htool11462]

I always LMAO at these.... good stuff!

[herriho]

ah there are several grammar mistakes in the video. when you try to translate it, then please correctly!

[laskusiiveke]

An British Airways Flight 206 landed into Berlin and taxied on the taxiway.

British Airways: ''Tower good morning, British 206.''

Tower:'' Good morning British 206, taxi to gate 24A, using taxiways A B AA C B.''

British Airways ''Umm, Sir. I'm a bit lost here, British 206.''

Tower: ''British 206, Have you ever been to this airport before?''

British Airways: ''Umm, yes...no! I've flown over this airport once but in an another type of Boeing just to drop something off''

[twiebie]

lol :)

[rex669]

@laskusiiveke  LOL nice

[laskusiiveke]

:-)

[conoramoia]

the best was the war one and then for the logs it would hav to be the autoland!!!savage!

[sherifbatawy]

Because you lost the bloody war :D

[flyboybrkn]

im waiting for third version :)

[HaterzOwnYoAss]

*If you want an answer you mus speajk in English*

*I am German, Flying a German Airplane, In Germany; why must I speak English?*

*BECAUSE YA LOST THE BLOODY WAR*

LOL! 5 star vid, classic XD

[jong866]

We get similar things in our Cabin Log books at my airline, such as "gum stuck to seat 7A" -FA "gum removed, checked for flavour - cherry" -MAINT

[htool11462]

@jong866 I love the dry humor of MAINT! ... you should post more if you have them.

[montesebastian]

congrats! very funny video can´t stop laughing!

[pcc15220]

OMG that was F**cking hilarious...thanks for a GREAT laugh!

[FEDEXMD11]

You required to speak English you dumb fuck because FAR 14CFR61.65(a) part 2 says that you have to read, speak, write and understand the english language....to be eligible for an IFR rating which we would assume you have because you're an ATP.

[dave46563]

Wasn't my first choice of music, believe me.

[kiizer]

They aren't 'nerdy'. You need to be a pilot to really appreciate these jokes.

[bo31n9]

LOL because u loast the war hillarious!

[jwm05281971]

because you lost the war, lmao

[chatsalot94]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

[m20sderby]

excellent sequal Dave!!!

[libudibudauchoo]

funny as hell

[Icemankr]

dont worry he is not hungry......lol

[dave46563]

panictactics = worst troll on youtube. but thanks for adding another comment dude...i appreciate it, lol

[emdee93]

the song was good

[neverlandfw]

you can try...

so funny!

[batmanandsandman]

y'know I wonder if that lady did try!

[gobuzzrobotics]

its tuesday sir

[Slaterator]

Awesome ! So funny... wish I could hear the originals not only read the transcripts. Does anyone know a webside with recordings like that ?

[viva0la0utube]

# 2 is by far the best

[JackClare1995]

as being British, I definately agree with you, haha

[ydyammo]

omg.... Laughed myself teary... thanx.

[Treetop64]

This music is really distracting...

[nano4288]

You see that funny looking pyraimd symbol beside the time? Click on that.

[wowky07]

Fly with vatsim in the UK thats funny as f***k especially at Gatwick late at night when the controllers had enough he just takes the piss otta every1 so funny!

[6V92TA]

The was Epic!

[6V92TA]

Owned with the British pilot's answer....

[masterpilot94]

nuber 2 is genius! XD

[LOLZAuth]

2 was epic win! xD

[wes4569]

6 is my favorite, as a pilot i wish i would hear that on the radio!

[wes4569]

i've used number 3!!! haha! i thought the controller was a jerk till he said that, that one made my day!

[supertuber97]

hehehehe ..... that was funny. great posting

[Oslo85]

Terible music!

[dave46563]

I agree...it wasn't my first choice.....had to do damn audion swap!

[korrdavl]

very funny. had a nice laugh.

[cool555MATT]

i really don't think it was that funny tbh... but each to thier own...

[GSGWillSmith]

this videos are awesome bro! you made my day lol

[salemcripple]

Oh man this is awesome. Haven't laughed like that in a while. Great job

[franktbird]

so no audio just some crap music....

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[govtmule1979]

This is some crap music

[maxrioseco]

1:05 lol owned ahaha xD

[BlueAngelChicago]

Problem : Mouse in the cockpit.

Action Taken: Cat installed.

[marbm8]

yesterday I was listening to LAS tower..controller says to whatever flight it was..."expect visual approach, 25L." pilot comes back & says "lookin forward to it."

[EDR3ED20]

lol this is so ssssoooooooooooo fake dude just delete it

[dave46563]

errrm....no I don't think i'll be doing that dude. what is fake?

[TransistorBreakdown]

Its not fake..you can google it ..this funny conversation really happened..

[cybermerlin2000]

I used to be a pilot and our group were played these recordings...they are very real

[1053857]

These never happened and this is fake.

[sprinklefriend]

LOL "because you lost the bloody war" i haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

[bonbondesel]

HAAAA HHHAAAAAA , WEIGHT AND POSITION? I'm 1;80 tall and I'M SITTING !!!! WAAAaa aaa aaaa !!!! The funniest one I've ever heard !!!!

[aviationman212]

Lost student: Airport with 152 circling, identify yourself!

[NVAirport]

hahahaha beacuswe you lost the war hahahahahahaha

[samborlon]

You were right, it wasn't as good.

[MolokoPlus1980]

Excellent video mate.

[dave46563]

Ok peeps. If any of you have stories or any funny atc conversations then send them to me. I'll include the best ones in Part 3 along with your name in the credits! They don't even have to be true. I want to make Part 3 the funniest ever!

[FIREFLYCLASS]

About the autoland thing.. I used to have a copy of a maintenance log which stated just that. The airplane was a MD83 and the test flight was made after an autopilot repair.

[ZiPo567]

have u herd the one

PILOT:front tyre nearly worn out

ENGINER: nearly replaced it LOL Great vid

[Pilotsofer]

o i though u were talking about the video game

[soxeyer]

still hilarious

[liquidsquid2]

give me you height and position

im 1.80M and sitting ROFL thats great!

[63daniel86]

man you gota make a nother one of these haha sooo damn funny.

[dave46563]

Yeah, I've had a couple of people asking me if I'll make Part 3. I've got enough material for it. If I do it will be longer and hopefully include real audio for some of the conversations. I may have Part 3 uploaded sometime in April.

[MKTpilot]

madam you can try hahahaha

[Apollo580]

"Yea it's ok. He's not hungry." LMAO XD

[alroysh]

I looked into your video and why your music was taken down, You had 'The Dandy Warhols' right? They are not under any of WMG warner music groups labels, They are under Capitol Records, dispute with youtube to get you video back working right

[dave46563]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Unfortunately if I lose the dispute then youtube may take down the video completely and I don't wanna risk it. Hopefully WMG will just add an iTune advert like the one on the first vid. Personally I think these record companies are taking the f*****g p**s. It's not like I'm making money from this or selling their music. It's just a video. And I hope someone from WMG reads this comment.

[alroysh]

WMG coming on here deleting music is really pissing me off! Everyday they do it!

[biggcuntry7]

#1,2 & 3, had me rollin!!!

lmfao

[Pedroboston]

very funny ! Good job

[Jac422]

thats great !!!! cant wait for the next 1!!

[peawhy]

that was great!

[MinimalLover]

You're number 1!!

You're the boss

Saludos 8)

[soxeyer]

2 is fucking hilarious