Crazy Subway Man

[CyrusJV]

What a creep. I'm glad the guy stopped her.

[rollercoasterlove94]

Lol

[521i]

ohh a "Loli-complex"

a man who only loves young children (ages 0~12)

[wildcat1559]

Ya joke sucked that's why crazy man interrupted. He made this funny because you couldn't.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

sry for ruining ur fukn ..great joke

"come 'ere girl"

[rakuencallisto]

How bout you don't film stupid bullshit in a New York City subway. I mean, really?

Even normal people around you are like, "Wtf are these crazy fuckers doing?"

[yourtheman45]

No

One steals his lines he makes his own dialogues

[superman12dw]

Come here girl!, HELLL NAW I would beat his ass even if that wasn't my kid

[Jbieber4756]

hahahah the little girls face when he was like WWOOOWW hahah priceless

[AutruiLautrui]

Come here, girl!

[sabrinasjourney]

HIlarious!!!

[i8aNiMaLcRaCkErZ]

"then they go to the red head and say" "come'ere, girls" hahahaha!!!

[DaFreewayMaster]

The "crazy" guy is actually the hero. Woot! 

[danyiel282]

i wanted to here the joke.... lol

[jklMatt]

keep pressing 6

[iroxyasoxs]

Lmfao perfect timing! Ahahaa

[RelsVideos20]

U should have kept recording him

[janedoe4797990]

this is why tourist should stay above ground.. no coping (aka pretending-that-didnt-just-hap­pen) skills whatsoever

[AmericaRuinsYou]

come here girls. so epic, hes so bad ass and cool

[AndrosForever]

0:28 come here girrrrls... LMFAO

[BluntCommentGuy]

They should go swimming with him.

[ishereal03]

LMAO

[SilverBullet1085]

LMAO!! great timing lil im sorry!

[davinci298]

that crazy guy is cool!!!

[oldelpaso678]

Wario IRL

[GoldenGhost42]

i dont the joke but the guy was funny LOL

[stewzee]

HAHA COME HERE GIRLS

[madelinereyes]

The girl: and she goes...

Guy: WOHHH

[GracieAncelotti]

Lol, there are tons of creeps in the station where I live. Some try to scam you to swap you MetroCard with their expired one. Others like to get abnormally close to you and ask the most random questions. PS, to all tourists, There are NO good Samaritans in the NYC subway!! Don't fall for anything!

[MegaPMetal]

the way that girl freaked out for a sec dam lol

[TeamSeymour]

I don't really get the "it's natural" joke.

[00000000000000o0]

Hot

[luckyStrike89ru]

what did he say??

[Tzimnewman3]

@luckyStrike89ru He said the Pedo Slogan "Come here girls"

[MrFieldmonkeys]

Hahahahahaha:)

That's old man "Michaels" the subway local:)

[aznboi11218]

lmao

[hiitscaitlinn]

LMFAO

[SnakeBigBoss24]

Lol @ the expression on the lady's face as soon as the guy screamed.

[bluetune475]

Is that women or a tranny.

[mikeygeneral]

That older lady looks like a gay man.

[mis4sasu]

That lil girl is probably scared for life. If it were some black people I fear that guy would have been beat to death. Black moms don't play that sh**.

[nicksuprabravesfan]

that was LAME.

[XionUnjust]

haha, i love ny

[SharkKid42]

lol

[smtc5b]

This is F*A*K*E you should be fucking ashamed of your self exploiting kids to make videos !

[WHOULOOKINAT123]

@smtc5b Your retarded

[TaylorMcKay32]

OMG!!! XD

[AlmazzD]

and she gooes " come here girl" LOL xd

[sh3n3ll708]

lmao come here little girl

[idioteque4189]

HAHAHAHA

[xXEmptyEyesXx]

wow that would have scared me half to death.... really crazy guy...

[juanitourey]

I thought the crazy man was the girl , i thought she was a shemale lol

[FuzzyCan]

Does he say "colored girl"?

[mylittleboat3]

i think it was "come here girl"

[chemhelplz32]

it was COME HERE GIRL lolol!

[rusheena]

Reason #1 not to ride to subway lol

[lucasa666]

0:23 sahushaushaushausa

[MeezModel]

is it me... or does anyone else really want to here the end of the joke...

[MeezModel]

*hear

[danaeaphreal]

It ends with a girl walking into the room with green hair, asking how she gets it that color, do the hand thing but run it up over your nose before going into the hair..."it's natural". Such an old classic...

[mvtjets96]

you know, this reminds me of a time i was walking in alantic city, when this random guy started talking to us and i was like

O.o WTF?!?!?!?

lol

[mlgxjoey]

did u hear him

HOW DO U DO?

[toyotas2006]

The guy was much better than the joke

I think he sensed a woman telling a joke and said

I need to put a stop to this right now!

[datboyjoshua]

@toyotas2006 Lol nice!

[jessie10132]

haha wtf is up with him. I'd be damn scared

[jupiterscastle]

the sad thing is most men feel the same way he does, except he blurted it out so everyone can hear

[XTwittyX]

@jupiterscastle

feel the same way he does, what do you mean? answer please

[Mustachefoo]

that was so weird!

[0WaterAndSmoke0]

FINISH THE JOKE!

[siliconeclock]

lol "come here girls"

[Farout397]

0:22 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[cocoacaliente]

Are any of the people in thid video dead, yet? I hope so. And why does the woman look like a fucking greyhound dog in the face? Ugly bitch.

[Beatnikzombie]

I have a greyhound and she's beautiful.

[Farout397]

thumbs up, good point.

[jupiterscastle]

lol

[wetwipey]

oh you were so pissed that he ruined your story :) WAAAHHHHHHH!

[EddyMcK]

YOU GON' GET RAPE

[greatgames148]

And she goes WAAAH!

[maniascity]

"and she goes.."

"WAAAH!!!!" lmfao

[FakeAdminBlarg]

"come here girl"

yo gona' get raaaaaaped

[Beachleyy]

weird but BORING

[iGuy38]

wow. that guy was a perv!

[MusicGal1011]

haha thats how new yorkers are. he was probaly a hobo or something

[StarluvzCherriez]

Omg he sounds mad creepy like a demon ina movie!

[OfficialDjBigB]

wow ahahha

[ihmlihml]

LMFAO fucking creepy.

[illuminadi]

That guy wasn't crazy, he was just a NY local gettin a laugh outta scaring som out of towners

[TeamSeymour]

@illuminadi Kind of like Air Force people get a kick out of flying around God Forsaken roads and making people think they've just seen a UFO.

You gotta admit, that would be fun.

[seohkproductions]

@illuminadi

ur not tough shut up

[fogcat1]

Lol! the look on the little girls face when that guy yelled!

[AnoopSingh07]

Get over here! woopsiez

[RDisselt]

YO if that was my daughter ID have SLAPPED FIRE outta that nigga

[Serjaholic]

Damn straight.

[gwiz806]

hahahaaaaa its been a long time since i heard that one goood stuff man

[maroonoasis]

yeah right

[PrincessKim2]

WAAAAAAAAAAA

Come her girl LMAO

[LemonPoop13]

What did he say? "Come here girl?" o_o

[Breewilly]

FREAK!

[22Morgan44]

omg I would of freaked out lol

[bigpyro1618]

Hottie.

[mallow399]

bitch get surgery you look like the crack of my ass fuck

[azrael8585]

what a life you have...lol.

[iloverugby3]

it was stuid saying that stupid thing

[pisswater]

lmao, he scared the shit outta u guys, like most hobos do to people. I woulda tried to strike up a converstaion, or be like, wtf r u on nigga, calm down

[Daxflaem]

pedobear is on the loose!

[shannoncopley]

lol

[spykexboi]

Aww it looked like you guys were having fun! hahaha that's awesome. I bet the man made your day even better!

[yehu247]

Yes, that is the joke (the green/snot thing). We were trying to keep my daughter occupied while waiting for the subway on her first trip to NYC. We, my husband, my sister-in-law and I, chose to ignore the man--he clearly had some mental illness. Luckily it was all on video and has entertained us (and others) for many years.

[cocoacaliente]

Sounds like you all are a bvoring ass cracker family. He should have pushed your faggot ass husband in the tracks, punched your sister-in-law in the face, chocked your daughetr with your dirty panties, and slit your throat and came in your esophagus. Fucking lowlives.

[MiniManProductionsX]

so ignoring a hobo means she should kill her child, you are fucked up.

[greenirishguy]

your raciset

[marowak1337]

lol wut

[cocoacaliente]

Dumb white people at 59th street. Fuckin bum hoes.

[Ronnie7311]

At least we aren't fighting and shooting each other like..well..you figure it out. :)

[cocoacaliente]

Ronnie, eat an AIDS infested dick, you slutbag bitch. Got get gang-raped by some frat boys, you fucking slutbag whore.

[Ronnie7311]

Go back to Africa.

[MiniManProductionsX]

yeh fuck of home. u dont know shit, u just randomly isnult people like yehu and ronnie. get of the porn infected computer you are watching get up of your shit covered chair and get some degrees like other people, pay your way into society, dont insult your way in.

[greenirishguy]

are you said that your byfriend is cheating on you=(

[WhatTheShittles]

ooh! i know this one!

the last one you say is a person with green hair, they ask how do you get it so green? and you have to take your hand and rub your nose up to your hair and say "it's natural" [like you're wiping snot in your hair to make it green]

[0WaterAndSmoke0]

can anyone finish the joke....

[WhatTheShittles]

up there^

[itsthecreation]

thats what they get for talking that dumb shit

[tvbdude2008]

LMFAO!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

[BennyHarassi]

its good he shut her up, the joke sounded like crap anyway..

[illuminadi]

COME HERE GIRLS!!!

[skipmoney1227]

dude dont wanna hear wat she goes lol. he is a tough critic the simon cowel of subway idol

[RottenSquash]

that sounded like a funny joke... dang i wanted to hear the punchline. stupid crazy man

[theywboy]

lil girl looks really cute when dude was yelling lol

[Nadinegrrl]

omg! was he ranting to you guys? and then he said come here girls. that was to you? what a fucken crazy !

[KagLuvsInu]

Omg the little girls face was hilarious when he was like "WHOA!!!". Damn pedo...but she was so cute! I just wanted 2 hug her!!! lol im a girl who is addicted to cute things! ^w^

[HumanStrategy]

New Yorkers are great and assholes. Just like any big city.

[southbobby]

that shit was funny.

[mrbright2ide]

I want to know how the joke ends dammit that moron pedophile you ruined it for everyone

[lainey500]

throw him on the fucking track freaking ma kid out yeah fuckin right...no way

[CapacityTheGreat]

dude reminds me of Grimace from McDonalds.

~CAPACITY

[Audiomuse]

Don't be scared, this can happen anywhere!

Actually NY is one of the safest big cities in the world!

That guy was gross

[HumanStrategy]

"Actually NY is one of the safest big cities in the world!"

It's simply hilarious that someone would say this with the intention of being believed.

[Audiomuse]

Anyong!!

I meant something else... I meant that NY is the safest big city in the U.S. It really doesn't have much crime as people think!

Gamsahamnida!! Don't be rude hahah

[HumanStrategy]

"I meant that NY is the safest big city in the U.S. It really doesn't have much crime as people think!"

I think this statement is simply hilarious as well. I gathered your meaning before with your first assertion. I wasn't being rude. You can not throw out a sentence like that and expect someone not to call you out on it.

Also, why are you attempting to speak Korean to me?

[Audiomuse]

You didn't have to be an ass about it... the way you explained to me my mistake.

Now you're being an idiot again...NY is the safest BIG city in the U.S. Go do some research!

And I was using some Korean words with you because your profile says you are from Korea.

[HumanStrategy]

The person who makes the claim is the one who should have done the research. If you have done your research please cite some journals etc. If not, then I guess your assertion is simply hilarious speculation.

My profile doesn't say that I am from Korea. It says "Country: South Korea". This is where I am living. I am an American, genius.

[AmricBattleshout]

NYC is only dangerous for people like HumanStrategy. Otherwise, best city in the world!

[HumanStrategy]

Meaningless dribble. What an amazing assertion.

Have a nice day, idiot^^

[GeorgeHH21]

lol am scared of NYC i be scared of that guy to lol come her boy i mean girl hah

[GeorgeHH21]

TIME TO CALL THE POLICE SHE IS in danger if a guy yells come her girl call the police right then and there

[ellaitch17]

i wanted the rest of the joke! =[

[valeriemuti]

omfg... is this NYC?

[Slater6977]

PEDO ALERT!

[iHateEmilio]

pedophilie eww

[SMOOTHGROOVER7]

WTF. Fucking perv.

[MasterPervy123]

HAHAHAHA

[torigolddust]

how do you get your hair so beautiful and red? "WAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" crazy mf'er.

[muffinman943]

lmao!!

[southbobby]

wow! come here girl.lol.oh shit

[somethingtidal]

that's new york city for ya.. hahahaha..

[lalo1218cholo]

Lol! That was funny! But to be honest, even though im not related to that little girl, If that nasty ass pedophile said that around me, and to a little girl, I would have beaten him to a pulp. Thats disgusting and that man deserves to get hiss ass kicked.

[darksquirrel3]

that was just mean and creepy. feel srry for the girl

[chipareu]

LMFAO!!!and she goes......come here girl.

[DragonOnMe]

aww, he scared the crap out of the poor kid lmao

[YaBoyJay6]

dat was random as shit

[SubcutaneousSmooth]

LMFAO, her face at :34 is priceless.

just expresses everything i'm thinking.

[hillcrestG]

LOL

[abasanti]

cute kid.

best not to mess with the nyc crazies... ignore. don't look or walk away

[iloveumore95]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

that was the funniest thing i have ever seen!!

[aguilas0624]

lolololololololol

[eggsalad07]

If I was with my daughter and any single human being on this planet disrespected her in this way that mother fucker would get dropped.

[Angiee88]

holy crap that was creepy when he said, "Come here girl..." lol.

[calfrun27]

he sounded scary

[nagatoFILMS]

wow lmfao poor little girl she looked so scared but i gotta admit that guy was funny "come here girls"

[epetyou49ers]

I feel sorry for that beautiful girl, she is probably truamatized by that. I hate those kidn of people damn I wish that lil girl was related to me and that chump tried to touch her, give him a good knockout.

[Pandarer]

LOL. Woa. I almost shit myself laughing. "Come here girl!" The lady in the white started walking away. She was ready to do the 100 yard dash!

[jade499]

lmao!!!! thst so wierd i wud hav screamed in fear!

[cfishy5]

Now I'm really interested in knowing how the joke ends AND I'm creeped out.