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  • the skit was a total joe dirt moment ...

  • inbreds lol

  • its a scuttle fly they eat poop and they're really annoying to get rid of if you get them!

  • How long must it take them to feed and take care of all those snakes

  • another blackman in a dress!!!!!

    Coonery at its finest lmao

  • its bull shit

  • Too bad this doesn't work on humans.. LOL!! XD

  • hey brain i think that albino has mites i saw something black run across it

  • people came to this country to escape all the crazy shit and yet we have stupid people taking our liberty and freedom away. what ever happen to our rights. people this days are letting other speak for them and now it is hard to have our voice be heard cause of stupid ignorant people. this nation was made for freedom and liberty. not to be control by politics that think they know what is better for the nation. they dont even know whats up cause am sure all they do is sit in their ass.

  • @crypto457

    Apparently YOUR education needs an update. We "poor bastards" of Americans don't think that Canada as a whole country still travels by dogs and sleds; in fact, the only place in whole world that I do know where they still travel by dog and sleds is in some regions of Alaska. And pretty much every American knows how big your cities are, we just happen to have a more crude sense of humor (Canada being the biggest country on the North American continent/ more open space and unused land

  • hey brian love your show is awesome just wondering could u make a vid of breeding boas common and salmon together?

    please do thanks

  • ur right u cant please everbody but u can please some

  • socialism is actually a good idea it eliminates poverty but communism is bad

  • @drewchew44 You are retarded. Socialism and communism go hand in hand, along with they good pal dictator.

  • @KaylahDemi I agree. The only dfference is on paper.

  • @XxAmayaSanxX Yep.

  • PERFECT!!!

  • Everytime i watch this, Chewy reminds me more and more of Goofy. in a good way.

  • @terrakei Goofy doesn't swear and his tummy isn't as disgusting as Chewy's. lol.

  • i definately agree with kel were turning communist! WTF>>!

  • does the albino have mites

  • I think political correctness has gone way overboard. I cannot even watch the shows I used to watch as a child in the manner they were meant to be seen!! All because some crybabies complain that there are certain "stereotypes" being displayed!! What they aren't thinking of is what some people call "stereotyping" is just plain and simple FACTS!!!

  • The problem with what you said is that sometimes individuals will be put into a stereotype and given characteristics that they do not have. For instance, I have a garden with over 1,000 square feet, I like Country music, and I like to fish. But I am one of the smartest people you will ever meet, and I am not attracted to any cousins of mine. Furthermore, Kentucky is infamous for allowing first cousin marriages, but actually 26 out of 50 states have no laws against it.

  • I agree here. I get stereotyped a lot for a number of reasons. Because I am fat people think I am lazy when that is not true. Because I am Mexican, people think I speak spanish and am an illegal alien, and that is not true. But sometimes even I have to admit, those are typically true, about 90% of the time. I just learned to ignore those who stereotype, because I know they're wrong and so do those who actually know me.

  • @TimmyGal I hear ya I heard stories that Americans still dont know about any culture especially Canadian those poor bastards still think that we travel by dog sled throughout the country trust me Canada is more like America well mostly Ontario the NyC clone and Alberta or as we call it the Canadian dumping ground for hillbillies

  • @crypto457 hehe I work at a restaurent in quebec city and I always get the "hey canada has large cities? we tot there was polar bears and lumberjacks everywhere" from tourist. We have lamborghinies, ferraris and stuff like that aswell.

  • @iSim0641 my god it seems that global education has not been updated since 1969

  • cool, which states are those? I wanna move there!

  • I don't know specifically, but with those statistics, you're very likely to already be living in one. You could probably get in touch wit your state's government to find out.

  • haha as ur name suggests i bet u r pretty smart

  • That's not technically Political Correctness, it whether or not you support Religion existing in your world...I say NOPE! Haha.

  • so what your saying is it's okay to re breed the offspring of a snakes clutch to the parents for like 2-4 offsprings? Is this the same in geckos and other reptiles? Great episodes as usual

  • So you can inbreed from the same clutch? Cause I was thinking about doing that... but I wasn't sure.

  • has anybody ever made a chocolate-caramel-ghost ballpython that is basically my dream snake?

  • sounds like a candy bar

  • hehe, it does actually, that's wat i was thinking

  • As of this moment the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) must be on the black list of every single owner of exotic animals in the United States. On this matter I am completely serious.

    If you own any type of reptile, amphibian, bird or exotic mammal and you give a single penny of your money to the HSUS you are funding the attack against your own rights as a pet owner.

  • no its not a mite they are not that fast, i know because my snake had mites and the mites move like 1 inch in 10-15 secends

  • Political Correctness??? Yea I'm not to fond of it nor do I choose to follow it. I mean it's a bunch of crap, oh excuse me it's "a bunch of feces". This country is trying to tell people how to speak and yet take away our 1st amendment right as well. Land of the free?? I honor the men and women in the Military and respect what all have done for us to have our freedom, so let's keep the saying, "Land of the free", and not change it to land of the free to limit what we should be saying.

  • i mean i couldnt even post up all of what i had to say cuz youtube wouldnt let me post exectly what i feel because itl make ppl hate me. but whats up with that what if i dont care what ppl think of me

    then i should be able to do and say whatever i want aslong as im not physically bothering anybody right????

  • its sooo obvious that the gov is currupt

    i want to start like a group or another political party that actualy does help the ppl and do what the majority of the ppl want

    learn about ron paul learn what his real msg is.just take the time to listen to him

    he wouldnt do all this ppl policing

    hed just make it to where the police just leave us alone as loong as were not killing ppl and kicking the crap out of them

    GET REAL PEOPLE

    STAND UP FOR WHATS YOURS!

  • does the coco soft works with beardies

  • mites dont move that quick.. lmao

  • HEY GUYS. I HAVE SOME GREAT VIDEOS OF MY SNAKES.all of you guys are invited to my channel!dont forget to sub me!- cha0z

  • Why do blacks allways have to play the drag queen guess thats why dave chapelle left.

    eddie Murphy,Martin Lawrence,Eddie Griffin,Jamie Fox,Madea,Richard pryor,Denzel washington and a whole lot of others I care not to say is the racial in Hollywood?

  • That albino at the beginning totally has mites.

  • Yup.

  • hey guys i have a question for goegre...why are you always without a shirt????? lol thanks hope to get a response back?

  • yall should show the largest longest biggest snake yall have

  • i have a question. to get super pastels, super mojaves or super cins, do you have to inbreed or can you just breed two of the same type of morph ball python together. being that that they have the dom. gene. let me know ?

  • How much do Caramel Albinos go for these days?

  • about 2,000

  • Mite.

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  • Wow that az king snake is beautiful, i was raised in the mountains of az and used to have tons of these little guys when i was a kid.. never had one of those.. awesome

  • BWAHAHAHA! George has a six pack! :)

  • sorry about asking about the green tree. python. i just noticed you made a vid with one in it. you said to stay away from them and i'm only 11 so im not getting one any time soon.

  • do you have any green tree pythons?

  • To hell with political correctness! We (well those of us here anyway) live in the USA we have the freedom of speech for a reason!!! Look at our history, do you know how many people gave their LIVES to give us this right!? Please, kick political correctness in the face, and stop crapping on these people's graves... The fact that so many people were about to die for this right ALONE should speak volumes to how valuable every single person's views are. (Kel, I agree can't make everybody happy!)

  • We're turning into a communist country. It's just a matter of time before we have a dictator and are told what we can and can't do. It's fucking bullshit.

  • @nikkittyboobs communism doesn't involve dictation, it's just that communist governments often become corrupt and end up with a dictator, get your facts right man. It makes you look like a fool.

  • @nikkittyboobs I hate to break it to you, but the cold war ended over 20 years ago.

  • @nikkittyboobs  Wait what country are you talking about ????????????????????

  • k ki kil kill kill t kill th kill the kill the b kill the bi kill the bil kill the bill copy and paste this if u think HR669 is wrong
  • is it illegal to have a ball python in australia?

    i love this fricking show its awsome

  • Nice video, seems I missed this one too. LOL...Gotta keep up with you guys, As far as the political corrections go, I guess there's just always going to be people who complain for corrections and as long as people complain there will always be people trying to please them and correct things, which will only make the opposite party complain, so all in all, nobody will ever truely be happy. Just my thoughts on it..Alright, keep up the great work guys :0)

  • political correctness sucks ass. In the uk it seems the only people that take offence to EVERYTHING about western culture are infact muslims. They hate our country but love the benefits they recieve.

  • political corectness hmmmmm i agree its bull kids should have asmuch time off through summer as we have time on through school and court system should get there shit together nice vid hilarious

  • hi brian, im looking for a bedding for ma boa, i uses kitchen rool at the moment cos i realy am worried about mites, is thair anything that is 100% safe of mites or very rarly gets mites as bog roll aint very good on the eye, i only have 1 snake.

    ty for taking the times

    gaz

  • i know this is way off the subject but my ball python hasnt fed for couple months but last night did a massive crap i mean massive do ya think it will be ready for feeding

  • lol dip the mouse in tuna. it might smell better for a snake if you feed frozen mice. if you feed live mice they always eat

  • Great video. However, as a Southerner from Alabama, I'm a little offended with the 'inbreeding skit' with George and Dorothy. As a hobbyist, I think you could made your message just as clear without poking fun at a stereotype.

  • well with humanbeings, out breeding is bad, and inbreeding is also bad, stats (iceland study) say that third and fourth cousins have the most healthy children compared to the rest of the population

  • wht the?

  • that one albino had a bug crawling on it at the beginning at 0:33 check it out

  • yeah, it's a tank mite. they are unavoidable but controllable

  • ye it looked like a mite or tick.

  • good eyes dude could be mytes but doubt it look at this dudes set up but you never know shit happens.

  • is an inferno a super pastel yellow belly woma?

  • political correctness?

    reminds me of...

    *F*ck Censorship."

  • hey i have a question i have a ball python i was wondering if i should put like some branches and stuff so he could climb is that a good idea or no?

  • depens how big of a tank is if the tank can alow it go for it

  • ok i will do thanks alot :) im custom building his tank so there will be plenty of room :D

  • I totally agree that political correctness has gone too far. why do people get mad if you say marry christmas to them? just because they dont celebrate it doesnt mean that they have to get bent out of shape when we do. I dont celebrat hanukka but if someone said happy hanukka to me, i wouldnt be mad. i think its great that they are proud of what they celebrate.

  • brian i herd of a green camo woodland ball python but i saw a picutre and i dont no if it real

  • I have a question that is off topic. I was watching a video filmed in Idaho on ghost hunting. Anyway, they were climbing hill and found a lot of snakes that looked really cool. They all seemed like constrictors. I was wondering if you guys knew what kind of snakes are local to Idaho that are constrictors?

  • Good episode, a bit long on the whole hillbilly thing, but whatever. Very interesting facts of the usefulness of inbreeding in captive populations.

    As for the question, nothing ticks me off more than not being allowed to mention anything of my beliefs in public when it's MY RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY. Except perhaps that you can say "Happy Hanukkah" or "Ramadan" with no such worries...

  • hi i was wondering, how often should i be feeding my snake? he is approx. 6-7 months and about 18-20 inches. he is a california king. thanks for the info and great job on your show. its very entertaining

  • The first albino had a mite run across it ?

  • inbreeding?i think lampshadehelmet is a prime example of that.

  • to answer the question

    I dont get why people do things to please other people.

    if you celibrate easter you should be allowed to say happy easter of somthing with god it is just the same as saying MANKIND there is women there too but is a term we are used to.

    for expamle when people sneeze we say "god bless you"

    it does not mean anything buy it..people say things becuase it is a tridition..

    freedom of religion

    we have it for a reason

  • who the hells gonna freak out over easter or christmas?? everyone i know celebrates those holidays wether they are christian or not, people just love getting the presents and having fun, and i thought political correctness was when you cant call "traveling people" gypsys, or disabled people handicaped and so on, oh and making out rednecks are incest is politicly incorrect, but well isnt that how rednecks came about? cletus breeding with his sister charlene?

  • I agree with Kal 100%. There is something called freedom of religion and I think every kid who believes in the Lord should carry a 3x5 Bible with them at school every day!!!

  • no

    because God does not exist

  • it IS annoying how schools try to please everyone. they think everyone will freak out if you mention christmas, easter, etc. seriously most people dont care, and the people who do are usually stupid

  • no offense but fix the beard. . . . i dont mind u having a beard, just fix it up a bit

  • i think its suppsoed t olook bad for the hillbilly scene

  • Incest, the game the whole family can play by pork your brother. If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family.

    F political correctness. People need to calm down and shut up. If you cry like a kid they will give you whatever you want. Whhaaaa. I don't like that word.

  • hey brian just wondering if u no any snake breeders in england or around like scotland or wales etc thanks

  • is barczyk russian???

  • i'm almost never politically correct lol

  • Hey Brian, your show is awesome man. Do you think you could make a show about snake genetics? Like explaining heterozygous, homozygous, recessive, dominant, co dominant, etc.. Thanks!

  • are you guys sure its okay to keep the snakes in small plastic containers

  • most snake live in holes or small places to feel secure and only leave to hunt or mate, when food and mating is brought to you there is no point in leaving the whole, or plastic container.

    Get it?

  • cool

  • As far as I am concerned being Politically Correct has gone to far. While I understand some of the ideas behind it I don't think its always the best decision. The 10 commandments is one of the things I don't agree with especially since majority of them says how to be a good person. What was up with that deal like 5 or 6 years ago with the guy trying to get "In God We Trust" removed from our money? Its about like anything else, someone else is trying to make decisons for everyone else.

  • Kel: I agree that some have taken "being PC" too far, but everything you mentioned isn't only political correctness, it's a strict adherence to a separation of church and state. The goal of "being PC" isn't to please, it's to respect. We as a country need to respect that there are many amongst us who don't hold the same religious views that we personally do. The things that you mentioned are merely examples of that.

  • Srry for all the questions. Why are cornsnake mutations so much less expensive then all python mutations.

  • What would you recommend. Give me your honest answer because i really need a good answer. What would you recommend, a ball pyhton or a corn snake

  • ball python. they get a little thicker than corns, put they're a lot calmer and less likely to escape or get away

  • god is dead

  • if you choose to live in north america you should abide by the customs here....if you dont like it...leave. no body is making people stay here. and we shouldnt change because a small group is complaining.

  • You have two issues here: 1. political correctness 2. the separation of church and state. I have no love for 1, but much love for 2. The founding fathers were secularists who saw religion as a private matter not to be sanctioned by government. PC usually deals with things like censoring language in things such as 'Huckleberry Finn', because certain segments of the population might consider them offensive - this is a different matter , downright wrong, maybe even fascistic.

  • never to many people are too stupid politicions and the govrnment is incorpitive

  • im so sick of PC.......when will people grow up? everyone has a little different belief or take on things, but since when did we start catering to the people that whine the most instead of everyone just doing what makes them happy. i know IM tired of having my life run by whats "right" to say and whats "wrong".....keep up the good work!

  • If you read what Jesus said, you can tell that he was against nationalism. So, I think that separation from chruch and state is good. Your religion is your choice why force it on others?

    P.S. I am not Christian, I am a Pagan

  • my brooks kingsnake has like this weird infection in its nose but its not from a a mouse what is it from and will he die? also i wanna caimon do you think i should get it? is it a cool pet?

  • go to vet dont let your animal suffer. worry abnout treating your animal before you get an animal that can get the size of an alligator

  • great show like always

  • yo birdboy, i have bull snake and no where near are they as bad as they are made out to be. He's a big 7ft 15 year old male and he's all bark (or hiss) and no bite. :)

  • how do i take care of an egg with out an inklovater.

  • I'm surprised people don't know about inbreeding like that... i mean... i always thought that was common sense...

  • Political correctness is complete B.S.! My teacher got mad at me because i said "happy holidays" to her right before christmas break, she said "You know Hanukkah isn't even that big of a holiday in the Jewish faith" I was just like " um, OK sorry"

  • I think his country was founded on Christian values, and that's the way it should stay. Yes, I am a Christian. If the people who think easter break isn't "politically correct", don't celebrate easter. Simple as that.

    Btw, how are bull snakes as pets? Are they really as mean as some people make them out to be?

    Thanks

  • The basis of American law is English Common Law, which existed for hundreds of years before christianity was "introduced" in Britain.

    You know nothing, you're just a 15/16 year old boy.

  • omg guys....i love you all.....i love snakes you guys always have the best information....thank you so much.....

  • political corectness sucks

    its just as bad here in the uk

    the term black board (meaning a chalk board) is seen as racist, but white board everybodys fine with... we all need to just grow up!

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  • Great episode, as always! Not so sure about the George and Dorothy part though.

  • Hi guys, i don't live in the USA - i live in the UK and even over here in England there are loads of different ways to say types of holiday. A main point in the UK is racial incidents. It's getting to the point where people can't say the names of the colours of the rainbow without being called racist. The nursery ryhme 'Ba Ba Black sheep' is an example, kids now are being taught to say 'Ba Ba Rainbow sheep'. What is that all about? Nice to see interesting topics being debaited. Love the show.

  • pc is bs

  • Another awesome video guys! hilarious!!!!

  • i just named my new pastel ball python chewy because he just bit me lol love the show Guys plz keep it going doing a favor for all of us!!!!!

  • Kel you are getting fat man. Shed some pounds and lose the beard before you become a big fat nasty redneck. LOL!!!

  • Re: H.R. 669, this is going to have a huge impact on pet owners ALL over the world as well as conservation efforts, and it wont stop at reptiles - if ou read the wording you can apply it to ALL non native pets and possibly livestock so your dog and cat owners could be targetted, bird keepers the list is endless. Your looking at multi million pound industries wiped out overnight and associated people

    You guys need to stand up and shout 'NO' to your congressman.

    Good luck guys

    A Brit....

  • hey brian i wanted to know do you ship to canada because i wanted to get two snakes from you for my b-day in november also kill the bill its not going to go through because of your big job and others

  • Fantastic show as always guys!.  The George/Dorothy skit was a hoot! I had wondered about the wild populations of Rosy Boas, how each group has their own unique coloring and markings - definitely has to be some inbreeding in those colonies, right? Does Kel check his beard for stray baby snakes? My 5 year old son's school says the Pledge every day. People go overboard with PC.

    Sheryl

    Scaly Tailz

  • k ki kil kill kill t kill th kill the kill the b kill the bi kill the bil kill the bill Copy and paste if your against H.R. 669
  • Kel cut your beard you dont look god vhit it !loks lika a hobo

  • Ya i think that they should just give up and just let people do what they want.

  • Political correctness has gone too far. It's important to understand everyone has different views, the fact is that certain countrys have a primary religion and that should not be compromised for tourists/immigrints sake. I'm Catholic, but i wouldn't be offended if i went to Isreal at Christmas and heard no christmas carrols! At my bros school the nativity play was awsome when it came to Divali and Chanukka, but i was a little confused about how they turned jesus into a peace seeking alien!

  • LOL seriously i go to privet school so i dont even say the pledge of elegance but thats ridicules cool vid ya'll really really know what you are doing im getting a ball python i was thinking from getting from petsmart but i just dont trust them so im getting mine from bhb reptiles anyway did you guys hear about that stupid new bill thats going to be passed!!!

  • do u guys at bhb ship to scotland

  • i know its far and you guys are most likely not going but are u guys comin to the manchester expo this sat.?

  • i agree with Kel political correctness is not something i care too much about call ahything whatever you feel like calling it. great show and that albino arizona mtn. king was awesome!

  • My guess is that there will always be a strife towards what is the reasonable balance of political correctness and just plain old free speech.

    It's always a manner of personal perspective.

    Speaking of which, I so love all those snakes. I think that flying over and visiting you guys has just come up on my future "to do" list =)

    Question: which snake is the hardest to breed/handle/care for?

  • i <3 political correctness

  • This is our country, if imagrints dont like it f#ck off... we shouldnt change the way we live to suit them

  • i'm surprised inbreeding isn't actually as bad as i thought it was....

    as to kel's question of of the week i totally agree that you just can't please everybody

  • hi could u please show me how to make sure that a boa constricor is a female or male plz?

  • Well let's look at it... We have 11 official languages in ONE country! We have had our names of our provinces, cities, streets and airports chaged to people hardly any of us know. A GPS is worthless with all these changes...

    My honest opinion, it is not a multicultural struggle, it is a multicultural mess. Thankfully I love my reptiles enough to stay here even though we have such an absurd government.

  • good episode, i always was under the impression that inbreeding was a very bad thing but now i know that its ok when it is under control. still no mtter how hard i try i just dont seem to fancy my cousin hahahahahahhhaa

  • I once read a book called "politically correct fairy tales" as funny as it was it was i imagine it must have been harder than heck to write. you have to stop every few mins and think "would evil step sisters be the correct term?" or "the seven dwarfs... that'd have to be changed to the seven vertically challenged men"...

    all and all its just a hassle to keep up with all that mess... its unnecesary...

  • Question of the week!

    i also agree, you cant please everyone, not to mention that the U.S.A. was founded by men that believed in God. christmas break is what it is. winter is a season. a nation under God should be so lax all this stuff.

  • yes, i agree we cant please evry one. i mean c'mon some kids cants even say marry christmas anymore they say "happy holiday's" i mean thats messed up.

  • RE: to kal question of the week

    true you cant keep everyone happy mate.

    but im also thinking that your beard is getting bloody huge!! its like a extra jaw line, dude you should totally shave that into a handle bar aka chopper mustache( come on be great for a skit for a up coming show). Also loved the Sweden study on inbreeding. Get some more of that stuff out there guys another top show great to have you guys doing this.

    cheers luke

  • just another thing our damn government is way to god damn worried more rights of ours we can take away rather than fix our shit economy? ironic whats new

  • hey brain what do u think about the bill that our shitty government is trying to pass? wouldnt that almost if not mos def put u out of a job? how do u feel about this?

  • lets not be hypocrites....if we claim to be "one nation under GOD" then it should be Christmas break and Easter break....none of this "happy holidays" anymore.

  • i think we should send all them p.c.people over to russia so they will be shot.leave america as it has always been,a kick ass country!great video guys,funny as hell.

  • Lol I knew you guys were lying about the Last Episode

  • PC is BS if you ask me, why are all these people being winnie brats? My philosophy is you dont mess with me I wont mess with you ya know, Live and let live. :) peace out.....

  • awesome vid as always!