Black Ops 45-2 in 2 minutes and 30 seconds

[Nibiru272]

DgfHln

[themirage3d]

the other players nipples must have been lactating in anger

[Terrorstanius]

"my willie is getting chilly"

[MasterdeBater44]

@Dj1up11 69-0 is how I went on your mom

[MasterdeBater44]

Did anyone notice he still didn't use his chopper gunner? I wonder how many more kills he wouldve gotten

[noobgotgame]

please take a minute to see the best black ops class: ak47u-rapid fire, sleight of hand, marathon, and scavenger.(make sure there all pro ;D)

[RLmike1234]

The host quit?

Obviously on the other team and rage quit

[35fuckface]

Comment is loading....

[MLes97]

I went 45-2 and then I realized it was combat training

[k0mbatw0mbat]

i once got 45 kills and 2 deaths then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheEpikkk]

@k0mbatw0mbat that had to be the worst attempt too an arrow to the knee joke ive seen yet

[Terrorstanius]

@k0mbatw0mbat Up Your Ass.

[Xandersgrampa]

I guess my asshole had something to say to him...lmfao

[khelmanis]

the spy plane is goin up, just like my penis. lmfao

[ScaRedtActIcs]

My willy is getting chilly. LMAO

[TopHop100]

I think that u just video taped some other guy instead of u. Lol

[MiddleGrounder]

@TopHop100 despite the fact his gamertag is critikal lolol

[AnAs1anK1dd]

press 5 for the best line in a commentary.

[JK0Entertainment]

from now on i shall refer to all helicopters as "the snowmans nipples"

[RafaelFeyenoordfan]

LOL, @ 1:06 someone spawned right before your eyes!

[myr0flc0pter117]

@Spryton and @Trevizdabomb, both of you should just shut up and take your "argument" some where else. Don't ruin a great funny video with your comments about age and scores.

-.-"

[5N1P3RHAA]

This was the first video I watched, And I gradually watched every video of cr1tikal and i dont regret it!

[comcube13]

Aka the snowman's nipples.

[monkey42299]

Why you so serious??!?!?!?!?!!?

[kingcamilo]

oh damn... its like watchin a mw2 video (:

[soccer383]

Follow @Cr1tikalQuotes on Twitter!

[mattandliamcanfly]

@Trevizdabomb Dont be a douche bro, you dont have to ruin it for everyone.

[Trevizdabomb]

@mattandliamcanfly How was I being a douche? I said that my gameplay didn't even matter...

[mattandliamcanfly]

@Trevizdabomb yeah, but you still said that you did better, you didnt have to say that.

[Trevizdabomb]

@mattandliamcanfly umm who cares? i can't share my own score?

[mattandliamcanfly]

@Trevizdabomb you shared your score to show off, after he said he knows people have done better.

[Dj1up11]

@Trevizdabomb 52-1? wow thats amazing, ive gone 69-0 before, eat it

[Trevizdabomb]

@Dj1up11 wow your cool...i forgot to mention that my 52-1 was on a regular tdm as your 69-0 was probably an objective based game which is way shorter than tdm

[Spytron3030]

@Trevizdabomb Oh man you're good at a video game. WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY HIS COD SKILLS WILL MAKE YOU SHIVER WITH YOUR DICK OFF. ass hole

[Spytron3030]

@Trevizdabomb Saw your picture, you're 12. You are trying to brag about a video game.

[Trevizdabomb]

@Spytron3030 Bragging? Umm I'm just like Cr1TiKaL, I'm sure a LOT of people have done better than 52-1 I'm just sharing a similar score. Oh and btw I'm 14 :P

[Spytron3030]

@Trevizdabomb you're 12

[Trevizdabomb]

@Spytron3030 hahahaha! and how would you know? you haven't even seen me in person...you're just judging me off a little 50x50 picture!

[zburgess9]

sure as posidens nose that i did not stab him lol

[TheMrCokeCola]

You mean 2 and 45 right? RIGHT?!

[iBoggodfather]

Didnt know u could get good scores...

[radioguysbrother]

thats what happens when you mess with Cr1TiKaL when he's rubbing his nipples

[PBfightknight]

press 5 for snowmans nipples

[lovelifeforever202]

13 seconds from 1-9 kills

[A5GRedwing666]

You're one of the most modest Youtubers I know.

[HostileSausage]

@A5GRedwing666 ikr? he doesn't even make moeny off his videos. dude must be swimming in either money or pussy to do such a thing.

[A5GRedwing666]

@HostileSausage Or maybe he's just a cool guy, cool guy never asks for money.

[KCALbrigh]

You are funny as fuck

[munchwarrior12]

press 3 really fast = uhh uhhh uhhh uhuhuhuuhuhuh

[HIimAsubscriber]

@pkfire343 ha

[MrManboobie]

How do you know who the host is?

[xPaNzIxKinG]

This was in combat training

[DirtyMyrk]

@xPaNzIxKinG that was not combat training... look at the names, they dont say "3ARC", asshole

[NAME50CAL]

@xPaNzIxKinG nope



[LFC1274]

@xPaNzIxKinG 1. you cant play demolition in combat training,2. they dont have 3ARC as there clan tag 3.no spawn delay 4. you must have never played black ops or dont have online 5. and if you do u probrably have like a 1.20 k/d hahahahahha

[EncycIopedia]

@LFC1274 And you probably have the Famas as your most killed weapon with 10k kills and the second being the Galil or 74u with 2k kills.

[LFC1274]

@EncycIopedia actually my most kills is th mpl with 19k ak47 with 13k and famas with 12k

[YeehMate]

@xPaNzIxKinG Your obviously a moron.

[mrjohngarland28]

Holy shit, you were playing with nsg phat duck and the lone noob, who would have thought eh...

[xXmonkeyxlordXx]

Be would have got more if he called in his huey

[drummerwbf]

funny ways to mess with his voice:

press 2 kind of fast

press 3 kind of fast

press 7 pretty fast (epic lulz)

press 9 pretty fast (creepy)

[Monkeypoopface]

my penis is in a bunch

[tiido88]

this is a guy u dont wanna take a piss next too....

[NickRockSocks]

Jack off juice. A well put metaphor.

[SPARTAIN088]

There's something about you and nipples.

[5FH2]

Did you go through puberty at 2 ?

[DJDizzle47]

Gunship a.k.a the sbowmans nipples hahaha lol

[fondoogle]

that was fucking crazy.

[McHashbrown45]

Wow, fucking thanx Cr1TiKaL, now my nipples are erect and i want to rub them

[ShikiOfIgra]

This is why I don't bitch about people with, say " 29-1 " cheating.

Cr1TiKaL proved it's possible to do pretty much the same thing. So, somebody else could, too.

[Revolution5268]

dear god of nipples...

[JoeGuitarGuy]

I paused this game to talk to my wife before she left to get groceries, I un-paused it as she was walking out the door right @1:30 she heard him say "excreting jack-off juice" and had to stay to watch the rest xD!!!

[Det0n8ted]

press 0 after he say "whats up everybody it's" then 6. bitch.

[MrFIERYNOODLES]

Pls check out my channel we do COD vids with commentary and Are starting a dead island series!

[Wickedkillea911]

just watch and laugh

[richard74063]

@coreybyler yeah i did this morning, but i still want to get on youtube and rage....... it didn't help.

[richard74063]

yeah yeah yeah, i didn't watch it with sound the first time. I just hate how alot of people make videos like they're pro when they're not. the only person on youtube with any skill is markofj. the players with any real skill don't make videos.

[richard74063]

sorry Cr1TiKaL for being overly Cr1TiKaL

[richard74063]

yeah i rewatched it with sound and realized that =(

[richard74063]

1, he died before getting a kill. 2 the claymore he set was at a terrible angle, the left laser will be visible. 3 he really went 11-2 and got some gunship kills. 4 the other team is complete dogshit. i could balknife/tomahawk these scrubs. i mean when you've been spawn killed 3 times in a row by a gunship you think you would wise up and go ghost pro or strella or something i mean shit how stupid can you be.

[mrpie1004]

@richard74063 you... do realize that he's not meant to be a good player, just a funny guy that plays games, he even admitted on multiple accounts that he sucks at games.

[hectorgv]

@richard74063 he said "i know aloot of people have be done it better , but its the better ive done " stop flaming about ur "skill's " stupid bastard ,

[richard74063]

@hectorgv what are you some kinda durkaderk using google translate or something? learn2/english

[gcharocks]

@richard74063 Who actually watches Cr1tikal videos merely for the game? I for one don't give a shit about video games, but his commentary is hilarious.

[thekawaboy666]

@richard74063

You didnt listen to what he said asshole.......

[TeeeeJayH]

it's as sure as Poseidon's nose, LOOOL

[2fresh28]

faggot- term meaning a bundle of twigs or cigarette in england

[becefalus]

@2fresh28 YES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT WORD ACTUALLY MEANS.

[Avenger4343]

what the fuck the players are so noobs

[12iloveblackops]

the snomans nipples haha xD

[dick2217]

@12iloveblackops haaa hilarious

[africerane]

why that fucking supressor and ghost so sad



[PRSguitarist16]

1. Press 10 for "Stop putting these damn things in EVERY comment please"

2. Enjoy... the man's videos as they are. They're is plenty of humor in them as it is.

I enjoy pressing the buttons too but this is like he's getting trolled by the button masher police.

Great stuff Cr1TiKaL!

[massdestruction97]

Press 5 for snowman's nipples

[xMarokProductions]

press 7, wait 1 second, repeat steps.

ENJOY

[Mrbubbajoe12]

"the spy plane goes up, and so does my penis" LMFAO I LOVE YOU!!!

[smoke7663]

Get a ps3

[SwagLikeAdidas]

(B187)Sandman_767

[bluebear399]

honeslty ur bad, if this is ur best game, omg. u bad bro

[shadowvx19]

@bluebear399 Hes being sarcastic you dumb fuck

[DaddySprinkles001]

@bluebear399 well from what you're saying, it sounds like you're amazing yet i don't see you posting gameplays. then again, you could just be an asshole who's getting all happy thinking people on youtube care/believe what you say :3

[JewClanVideos]

@bluebear399 He admitted that, dipshit.

[SkullCracka25]

@bluebear399 damn if you can get 45-2 in 2:30 seconds when ever you want damn man your a fucking god... lol stop lying you know your bad so you come to a good game and tell people that are good there bad...

[funnychunk2]

if hit 9 and than 5 he just right he will say... look at the snowman nipple :D

[TheCreativeowl]

1. press 0 then press 5 after he says "what's up everybody it's"

2. enjoy

[kingnings]

@TheCreativeowl its not doin anything for me

[SkullCracka25]

@TheCreativeowl dont get it?

[chriscarvalho13]

press 1 for urm secends press 2 for um press 3 for ah i get my kills press 4 for did it but this happend press 5 for snowmans nipples press 6 for rocks over there press 7 for o yeah thats bout all she wrote press 8 for the missles a try press 9 for duck sucking noise

[huntdog11]

your my hero, plz reply and my life will be complete :D

[knotten55]

@dduuqquuaann lol!

[KSMITH719]

Funniest commentary ever

[shdrw]

dude you should do stand up

[Jimneous]

why is it called the snow mans nipples?

[wellenzohnben]

u r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o funny!!!!!

[FOXYBINGOoCOM]

Ha ha funny guy ::::))))

[sk8termontealvo]

He spawn trapped them I do that 24/7 lol add me on ps3 I have 5 accounts about 10 days played but I'm beast I'm in Kwm add me Kwm_sk8ter

[dr3zit0]

@sk8termontealvo get a life dude --;



[badasspandamovies]

Lmao he still had a Huey, what was your final?

[J4MZT3R]

press F13 for snowman's nipples.

[kingofyorktown]

press 7 over and over for sylvester stallone.

[ConvictedCriminal]

Hate to say it but he just got really lucky with the spawns.

[whattheblank15]

press 5 for snowmans nipples

[xxdreadfulxsinxx]

its very clear i was shooting jack of juice... xD

[spongetron71]

This is really good.... He would have done even better if he used his chopper gunner And napalm.

[logankyng]

Good shit

[christopherrocken100]

hey your really good if you want to play me my gamertag is chris06201999

[PwezDint]

Spy plane goes up...and so does my penis

[harkeerat23]

good



[makebankADL]

wow never new he was good at this game



[thetpman1]

@TrickshotsUnreal There was 7

[FiNoDylanh1408]

the gunship a.k.a. snowman nipples xD

My asshole had something to sad to him

[thetpman1]

He would of got kills with the Chopper Gunner??

[jackthestunner]

ass kicker-47

[AdrianEatsLammas]

0:59 he's like, "Fuck you, I'm on a roll."

[MagicHawks23]

YOUR AWESOME MATE!!

[Theelitelink]

yo you should become the next machinima director

[xXCRZYTHROWEDXx]

dude your so fucking funny!!!!

[maaweeable]

press 231 3 222 333 222 231 3 2222 33 231 in the rhythm of mary had a little lamb

[thommelorus]

@maaweeable best comment ever.

[mikeo20011]

@maaweeable how did u find that?

[mrsuperpaki]

@maaweeable AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[balogh12]

@maaweeable HAHA FUNNY AS HELL

[17Recruits]

@maaweeable that is so funny

[TukaihaHithlec]

@maaweeable Holy nipples

[VanillaHail]

@maaweeable youre a genius

[HotNadav]

@maaweeable lollllllllllllllllll im fucking peeing !

[fletcherwolf]

@maaweeable fucking legend

[Goblintom]

@maaweeable How the heck did you find that out?

[haxxoromg]

@maaweeable 231 231 1111 3333 231 for hot cross buns

[ITSMESEZEK]

@maaweeable OMG That Made My Night!

[Daggerspine107]

@maaweeable Laughed so fuckinghard.

[haloiscoolerthencod]

@maaweeable thumbs up if you accualy tryied this

[gredesandman]

@maaweeable OMFG i have tears in my eyes... thhis is the best comment on youtube ever LOL

[hunsdon08]

@maaweeable ....i don't get it.

[MAD4MUSIQ3]

King graffiti? Is that you?

[eleman97]

gunship a.k.a the snowman's nipples xD

[Eagleye735495]

I'd join the army just so I could become a helicopter pilot and name my ride "The Snowman's Nipples".

[georgeckRAWR]

You're such a fucking joker +1 subscribers

[MrThezombienoob]

snowman's nipple's the most powerfull streak in cod

[Crosnertony]

"i have claymors but i dont use em. I just place them in toilets and shit just incase someone tries to take a load" LMFAO

[theguys1097]

@tucker1172000 no u don't dude the multiplayer is terrible zombies is the only time I play this

[MrTrey93]

Wish I could play with nubs...

[WhatUGawkinAt]

Behold the power of Ghost and a silencer :D

[Ddog050987]

wat system do u use? ps3 or xbox?