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  • 6:37 The understatement of the century!

  • Ill have sex wit you lamfo lol

  • rather go into the lake with a massive croc or have sex with her.. Wtf is wrong with him

  • Okay I know I'm no expert and although I know a wee bit more about crocs than the average north american I am no wheres near knowing everything! But one thing that puzzles me is that this croc has done nothing but eat eat eat this whole movie... And he JUST had a cow! Yet he was motivated enough to try to eat that man/helicoptor... You think he'd be busy with the cow and notice them and be like "next time" then continue eating the cow. Like can't they go a few months without food in warm weather

  • damn, that girl cop is not bad.

  • Officer fuckmeat!? xD

  • Officer fuckmeat!? xD

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  • "ill have sex with you!" jumps in water... yepp hes gay.

  • @TwistedChild93 I know i was just thinking of what id do id be like ok deal :p.

  • @TwistedChild93 I agree. How can you say no to her?

  • @CarlitosDK i know right i was like seriously? get back on there and go to town on her

  • i dont wanna go swim XD :D

  • Me no speeka da engrishh

  • What ever happened to Bridget Fonda? you dont see her in anything nowadays

  • @NEGJ4LIFE what kind of Crocodile is that?

  • @92af

    It's based on Sarcosuchus, which lived around 110mya and grew up to 12m (40ft) long

  • @bluemoonrising26 No, it's a Saltwater Crocodile.

  • "if i had a dick this is where i'd tell you to suck it" omg betty white you are the BEST lol

  • @xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx WELL I HAVE A DICK THIS IS WHERE I WANT YOU TO SUCK IT.

  • @corey20866 um.... why..

  • One example of how to get sex. Take your girl bring to a swamp search for crocodiles and she will beg you for sex. XD

  • LOL "thank you, officer fuckmeat" the old woman is hilarious

  • how many of you guys will shit and piss themselves if a croc is right behind you

    how many of you guys will fuck that hot ass cop

  • screw the croc fuck the girl

  • When he says "You're different from the others"

    It's almost like the crocodile is agreeing with him.XD

  • When I heard the crocodile breathing I was like "Oooooh..rich guy's gonna diiiieeeeeee." (x

  • you kno whats sad if there were really a croc that big people would want to capture it im sorry but somthing that can eat a human being in one bite should not be kept alive

  • @asslover425 Shut up and learn to speak English

  • @360gunnings im sorry do you have a problem with that well to bad this is the internet and i can say w/e the fuck i want and spell it the way i want so fuck you very much

  • @asslover425 Aww dont cry. Go take Grammar lessons then comment please :)

    (Looks retarded)

  • @360gunnings your starting a comment fight and im retarded ok

    why dont people like you just die

  • @asslover425 ehhh just throw em to the croc. it'd be more entertaining :D

  • @360gunnings Sorry, just had to interject - You tell him to take grammar lessons but you write "dont" instead of "don't", and in the sentence 'Go take Grammar lessons then comment please' you should have written it as: 'Go take grammar lessons, then comment, please.' [English Standard] or 'Go take grammar lessons then comment, please.' [American English Standard]

  • love that croc

  • LOL! Just got to love Betty White

  • Hector please! Ill have sex with you! Just dont go in the water!

  • Damn Hector, u must not be wrapped too tight if u pass down sex with that fine piece of ass to go swim with that dragon

  • OFFICER FUCKMEAT!!!

  • holy shit 1:30 was the revenge for complaining about throwing heads on her lol

  • no cows were harmed in the production of this film

  • stupid old bitch i am surprised the cow didn't sense the croc :(

  • The old lady is freaking hilarious, the crazy old quack. xD

  • THANKYOU OFFICER FUCK MEAT!

  • If i had a dick this is where id tell you to suck it.

    - Betty White is a Classic.

  • Betty White is a god damn whore. She's prolly getting her pussy penetrated by croc-cock.

  • 6:28, yeah id be "OH SHIT"!

  • Oh my god that woman shud fuckin die she's soo annoying

  • stupid granny killing helpless cows like that grrrrrrrrrrrrr she should get eaten hahahah not the cows

  • 0:43 what the hell is that?

  • damn i wouldn't go into the water to have sex with her

  • atleast the actors in this movies arent complete garbage otherwise it would be an original sci fi series low budget

  • @Newbpwng

    LOL

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  • Wow....I love crocs, don't get me wrong. But I love beautiful women in uniform offering me sex too. I mean, c'mon Platt

  • Why is the officer offering to have sex to save the life of somone she just met?

  • @RepIayMediaCatcher

    she doesn't wnat him to go in the water becasue she likes him and he would probably die, she thinks he'll ome back into the chopper if she says that becasue he hinted to it earlier.

  • Om nom nom

  • Brilliant line: "Officer Fuckmeat pmsl

  • if i had a dick this is were i'll tell you to suck it lmfao rofl love betty white

  • this is actually a pretty good crocodile movie, especially in 1999

  • damn... he chose nearly dieing over sex....

  • @Jonah1719 thats what you call a real man. Saying Fuck you to death and probably getting laid than being a pussy having sex.

  • iltis

  • That's a true "Fuck my life moment"; to turn around an have this big ass croc staring at me. the croc wouldn't have to kill me; i'd die of heart failure.

  • if i had a dick this is where i wil tel u to suck it! love betty white

  • Go swimming after a croc, or have sex with a hot deputy?

  • Officer FUCKMEAT. I laughed my ass off @ dat 1 for hours

  • Gotta love the acting in this movie. I think someone almost had an emotion!

  • mate if i got an offer off that old girl in the helicopter like that...

    id get straight back to the tent.

  • @DirectedbyAsian thanx alot!

  • what is nova? a tv? a channel about crocs?

  • whats nova?

  • @romeo440

    I think its the black box with the underwater sonar thing.

  • im only up to 6:12 but i think he'll live cos hes a main character but im not sure

  • I think the dead ppls head like to hit the blonde girl : )

  • Holy spirit of sibek, holy ghost...Holy Shit!

  • My favourite scene here..."I'm NOT KIDDING!" 2:03

  • NEGJ4LIFE, I love how you spilt the "parts" scene by scene...and not in the middle of a scene like most people do! Thumbs up!

  • if she said that to me i'll be like "SERIOUSLY lets do it"

  • LOL.. The dialogue in this movie is so brilliant.

    "I'm sure PETA would be annoyed at how you treat your cows."

    "If I had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it."

    "THEN WATCH NOVA!"

  • @d4n13lr0x what is nova??? lol i didnt get that part

  • "thank you...officer fuckmeat!"

  • Then watch nova lol

  • @XxGamer i didnt get that part... whats nova???

  • Y AM I ALWAYS GETTING HIT WITH HEADS lol sounds like a porn star lol

  • Suddenly I feel a bit foolish here.

  • "Come and get it!" LMFAO! I love her!

  • hahaha if I had a dick this is when i'd tell you to suck it!! XD !!!! I love betty white!!!

  • 0:43 godzirra!

  • thats a big croc must be an australian salty cause only we got big ones like that so piss of americans with your alligators you ain't got shit.

  • @DKLillee355 You can have all of the big crocodiles in the world. The bigger they are the more likely you are to get eaten. Have fun not being able to swim in your own country's lakes or rivers.

  • @MovieRose0101 thier not in every lake or river in fact most of the country dosen't even have crocs. even so why swim in a river when you have the best beaches in the world.

  • @DKLillee355 Very true. But don't go insulting Americans for not having massive Crocodiles in their waters when it's not something to be proud of anyway, rather something to be feared.

  • @DKLillee355 are you showing off or complaining?

  • @TheTellybean showing off.

  • didnt the fat officer get killed or sumthin?

  • Betty White is awesome in her own little way xD makes me lol each time!

  • Easy solution, AH-64D :D Teeth vs Chain gun and Hellfire? I know who's side I'm on

  • that part hector said:

    -he's not gonna hurt me.

    of course he isn't, he'll just bite your head off, idiot!!

  • @leorohde123 and throw it at the one girl haha

  • Brendan Gleeson = Officer Fuck-Meat? I don't think so.

  • This movie isnt fake, its the orginial, leave ore watch it.

  • keep calm... its just... (a severed head)... lol

  • "If i had a dick this is where i'd tell you to suck it!!""" lolol.. betty white is hilarious

  • at 2:21 i said "huh,ok what she doing"

    Then at 2:31 i said "DOSENT SHE KNOW THAT THERES A CROCADILE RIGHT THERE!,WITH THAT BIG FREAKEN HEAD"

    Now at 2:48 i said" I wish i could hit that old lady in the head,poor animal about to get eaten" what the heck is wrong with that old lady!! ughhh

  • A guy that passed up sex to see a man-eating alligator!? It's official...this movie is fake. (but still entertaining ;p)

  • lol, i wouldav gone for the sex in the helicopter. XD

  • @Jexyss well duh this movie is fake but the fact is not that but the fact that he is clearly GAY

  • Tks for the upload

  • If i had a dick this is when Id tell you to suck it..officer fuck meat. lol i love this lady. Betty white is awesome

  • 6:36 no kidding

  • ROFL SHE KEEP GETTING HIT WITH HEADS XD

  • though her character was a psycopath, im glad they choose Betty White to play the lady who fed the croc :P lol

  • the head has a snake in it wtf but nice i love it

  • Well when Betty once to make a crime that involves a big freaken gator...She will, And she'll laugh about it later lol

  • i love the muppets instead of crappy cg

  • oh sick im gonna throw up 2:05

  • awesome movie

    "i keep getting hit with head"

    i laugh,

    sorry

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