Okay I know I'm no expert and although I know a wee bit more about crocs than the average north american I am no wheres near knowing everything! But one thing that puzzles me is that this croc has done nothing but eat eat eat this whole movie... And he JUST had a cow! Yet he was motivated enough to try to eat that man/helicoptor... You think he'd be busy with the cow and notice them and be like "next time" then continue eating the cow. Like can't they go a few months without food in warm weather
you kno whats sad if there were really a croc that big people would want to capture it im sorry but somthing that can eat a human being in one bite should not be kept alive
@360gunnings im sorry do you have a problem with that well to bad this is the internet and i can say w/e the fuck i want and spell it the way i want so fuck you very much
@360gunnings Sorry, just had to interject - You tell him to take grammar lessons but you write "dont" instead of "don't", and in the sentence 'Go take Grammar lessons then comment please' you should have written it as: 'Go take grammar lessons, then comment, please.' [English Standard] or 'Go take grammar lessons then comment, please.' [American English Standard]
she doesn't wnat him to go in the water becasue she likes him and he would probably die, she thinks he'll ome back into the chopper if she says that becasue he hinted to it earlier.
That's a true "Fuck my life moment"; to turn around an have this big ass croc staring at me. the croc wouldn't have to kill me; i'd die of heart failure.
@DKLillee355 You can have all of the big crocodiles in the world. The bigger they are the more likely you are to get eaten. Have fun not being able to swim in your own country's lakes or rivers.
@MovieRose0101 thier not in every lake or river in fact most of the country dosen't even have crocs. even so why swim in a river when you have the best beaches in the world.
@DKLillee355 Very true. But don't go insulting Americans for not having massive Crocodiles in their waters when it's not something to be proud of anyway, rather something to be feared.
6:37 The understatement of the century!
ghostdivision7 1 day ago
Ill have sex wit you lamfo lol
andre13910 3 days ago
rather go into the lake with a massive croc or have sex with her.. Wtf is wrong with him
thejuddftw 4 days ago
Okay I know I'm no expert and although I know a wee bit more about crocs than the average north american I am no wheres near knowing everything! But one thing that puzzles me is that this croc has done nothing but eat eat eat this whole movie... And he JUST had a cow! Yet he was motivated enough to try to eat that man/helicoptor... You think he'd be busy with the cow and notice them and be like "next time" then continue eating the cow. Like can't they go a few months without food in warm weather
Jewleyes 2 weeks ago
damn, that girl cop is not bad.
jonathan55751 1 month ago
Officer fuckmeat!? xD
bollome 2 months ago in playlist Lake Placid
Officer fuckmeat!? xD
bollome 2 months ago in playlist Lake Placid
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bollome 2 months ago in playlist Lake Placid
"ill have sex with you!" jumps in water... yepp hes gay.
TwistedChild93 4 months ago 2
@TwistedChild93 I know i was just thinking of what id do id be like ok deal :p.
rupp87 2 months ago
@TwistedChild93 I agree. How can you say no to her?
CarlitosDK 1 month ago
@CarlitosDK i know right i was like seriously? get back on there and go to town on her
TwistedChild93 1 month ago
i dont wanna go swim XD :D
TheVauhtiPelaaja 4 months ago
Me no speeka da engrishh
AsianTallyWhacker 4 months ago
What ever happened to Bridget Fonda? you dont see her in anything nowadays
comedyfan3000 5 months ago
@NEGJ4LIFE what kind of Crocodile is that?
92af 5 months ago
@92af
It's based on Sarcosuchus, which lived around 110mya and grew up to 12m (40ft) long
bluemoonrising26 2 months ago
@bluemoonrising26 No, it's a Saltwater Crocodile.
AX200Z 6 days ago
"if i had a dick this is where i'd tell you to suck it" omg betty white you are the BEST lol
xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx 6 months ago
@xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx WELL I HAVE A DICK THIS IS WHERE I WANT YOU TO SUCK IT.
corey20866 6 months ago
@corey20866 um.... why..
xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx 6 months ago
One example of how to get sex. Take your girl bring to a swamp search for crocodiles and she will beg you for sex. XD
j2jrip 6 months ago
LOL "thank you, officer fuckmeat" the old woman is hilarious
YENON1320 7 months ago 2
how many of you guys will shit and piss themselves if a croc is right behind you
how many of you guys will fuck that hot ass cop
spartanf34 7 months ago
screw the croc fuck the girl
spartanf34 7 months ago
When he says "You're different from the others"
It's almost like the crocodile is agreeing with him.XD
eddieyyy3 7 months ago
When I heard the crocodile breathing I was like "Oooooh..rich guy's gonna diiiieeeeeee." (x
SierraJ993 7 months ago
you kno whats sad if there were really a croc that big people would want to capture it im sorry but somthing that can eat a human being in one bite should not be kept alive
asslover425 7 months ago
@asslover425 Shut up and learn to speak English
360gunnings 6 months ago
@360gunnings im sorry do you have a problem with that well to bad this is the internet and i can say w/e the fuck i want and spell it the way i want so fuck you very much
asslover425 6 months ago
@asslover425 Aww dont cry. Go take Grammar lessons then comment please :)
(Looks retarded)
360gunnings 6 months ago
@360gunnings your starting a comment fight and im retarded ok
why dont people like you just die
asslover425 6 months ago
@asslover425 ehhh just throw em to the croc. it'd be more entertaining :D
Scar2401 5 months ago
@360gunnings Sorry, just had to interject - You tell him to take grammar lessons but you write "dont" instead of "don't", and in the sentence 'Go take Grammar lessons then comment please' you should have written it as: 'Go take grammar lessons, then comment, please.' [English Standard] or 'Go take grammar lessons then comment, please.' [American English Standard]
WillyLemon 5 months ago
love that croc
vladimier12345 7 months ago
LOL! Just got to love Betty White
gultruse 7 months ago
Hector please! Ill have sex with you! Just dont go in the water!
K3NN3Y66 7 months ago
Damn Hector, u must not be wrapped too tight if u pass down sex with that fine piece of ass to go swim with that dragon
ATLchucktaylor90 8 months ago
OFFICER FUCKMEAT!!!
abeedakbar 8 months ago
holy shit 1:30 was the revenge for complaining about throwing heads on her lol
arvedh 8 months ago
no cows were harmed in the production of this film
laronwilliams16 8 months ago
stupid old bitch i am surprised the cow didn't sense the croc :(
horsesrules1001 9 months ago
The old lady is freaking hilarious, the crazy old quack. xD
HydraxSly202 9 months ago
THANKYOU OFFICER FUCK MEAT!
MrHrly08 10 months ago
If i had a dick this is where id tell you to suck it.
- Betty White is a Classic.
XxComablackxX1937 10 months ago 24
Betty White is a god damn whore. She's prolly getting her pussy penetrated by croc-cock.
FerrariSorry 10 months ago
6:28, yeah id be "OH SHIT"!
Yun351 10 months ago
Oh my god that woman shud fuckin die she's soo annoying
Pcm123rty 10 months ago
stupid granny killing helpless cows like that grrrrrrrrrrrrr she should get eaten hahahah not the cows
candytyson747565 10 months ago
0:43 what the hell is that?
mrstickshift1 11 months ago
damn i wouldn't go into the water to have sex with her
Newbpwng 11 months ago
atleast the actors in this movies arent complete garbage otherwise it would be an original sci fi series low budget
Newbpwng 11 months ago
@Newbpwng
LOL
FerrariSorry 10 months ago
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Rikset11 1 year ago
Wow....I love crocs, don't get me wrong. But I love beautiful women in uniform offering me sex too. I mean, c'mon Platt
TheGreaterGood80 1 year ago
Why is the officer offering to have sex to save the life of somone she just met?
RepIayMediaCatcher 1 year ago
@RepIayMediaCatcher
she doesn't wnat him to go in the water becasue she likes him and he would probably die, she thinks he'll ome back into the chopper if she says that becasue he hinted to it earlier.
MAnnaconduit1 11 months ago
Om nom nom
XsJeroen 1 year ago
Brilliant line: "Officer Fuckmeat pmsl
WarriorOfShadows99 1 year ago
if i had a dick this is were i'll tell you to suck it lmfao rofl love betty white
xena224 1 year ago 2
this is actually a pretty good crocodile movie, especially in 1999
vincentskate01 1 year ago 3
damn... he chose nearly dieing over sex....
Jonah1719 1 year ago 4
@Jonah1719 thats what you call a real man. Saying Fuck you to death and probably getting laid than being a pussy having sex.
Kaylanthedj 10 months ago
iltis
Isistern90 1 year ago
That's a true "Fuck my life moment"; to turn around an have this big ass croc staring at me. the croc wouldn't have to kill me; i'd die of heart failure.
bghettogurl08 1 year ago 27
@DirectedbyAsian lmao
SmokiSounds 1 year ago
if i had a dick this is where i wil tel u to suck it! love betty white
lystraoctave 1 year ago 3
@WinstonPhavivongkorn yep :)
TuroksQueen 1 year ago
Go swimming after a croc, or have sex with a hot deputy?
GDAWGMAN14 1 year ago
Officer FUCKMEAT. I laughed my ass off @ dat 1 for hours
elgrigorio1 1 year ago
Gotta love the acting in this movie. I think someone almost had an emotion!
tehQED 1 year ago
mate if i got an offer off that old girl in the helicopter like that...
id get straight back to the tent.
webb20k 1 year ago
@DirectedbyAsian thanx alot!
romeo440 1 year ago
what is nova? a tv? a channel about crocs?
leon500able 1 year ago
whats nova?
romeo440 1 year ago
@romeo440
I think its the black box with the underwater sonar thing.
Lobos222 1 year ago
im only up to 6:12 but i think he'll live cos hes a main character but im not sure
goddy13061996 1 year ago
I think the dead ppls head like to hit the blonde girl : )
DCoDeR9 1 year ago
Holy spirit of sibek, holy ghost...Holy Shit!
metalrevolver88 1 year ago 2
My favourite scene here..."I'm NOT KIDDING!" 2:03
TzeffNL 1 year ago
NEGJ4LIFE, I love how you spilt the "parts" scene by scene...and not in the middle of a scene like most people do! Thumbs up!
TzeffNL 1 year ago
if she said that to me i'll be like "SERIOUSLY lets do it"
watwazwa 1 year ago
LOL.. The dialogue in this movie is so brilliant.
"I'm sure PETA would be annoyed at how you treat your cows."
"If I had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it."
"THEN WATCH NOVA!"
d4n13lr0x 1 year ago
@d4n13lr0x what is nova??? lol i didnt get that part
romeo440 1 year ago
"thank you...officer fuckmeat!"
FadeToBlack509 1 year ago
Then watch nova lol
XxGamer 1 year ago
@XxGamer i didnt get that part... whats nova???
romeo440 1 year ago
Y AM I ALWAYS GETTING HIT WITH HEADS lol sounds like a porn star lol
lion3p0 1 year ago
Suddenly I feel a bit foolish here.
ToxicLover19 1 year ago
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holy spirit, holy ghost, holy shit!!!!!
filmdude1021 1 year ago
"Come and get it!" LMFAO! I love her!
contempNhiphop 1 year ago
hahaha if I had a dick this is when i'd tell you to suck it!! XD !!!! I love betty white!!!
LordSmeagol 1 year ago 4
0:43 godzirra!
testtube173 1 year ago
thats a big croc must be an australian salty cause only we got big ones like that so piss of americans with your alligators you ain't got shit.
DKLillee355 1 year ago
@DKLillee355 You can have all of the big crocodiles in the world. The bigger they are the more likely you are to get eaten. Have fun not being able to swim in your own country's lakes or rivers.
MovieRose0101 1 year ago
@MovieRose0101 thier not in every lake or river in fact most of the country dosen't even have crocs. even so why swim in a river when you have the best beaches in the world.
DKLillee355 1 year ago
@DKLillee355 Very true. But don't go insulting Americans for not having massive Crocodiles in their waters when it's not something to be proud of anyway, rather something to be feared.
MovieRose0101 1 year ago
@DKLillee355 are you showing off or complaining?
TheTellybean 1 year ago
@TheTellybean showing off.
DKLillee355 1 year ago
didnt the fat officer get killed or sumthin?
CLOCKWISE689 1 year ago
Betty White is awesome in her own little way xD makes me lol each time!
XurikHikari 1 year ago
Easy solution, AH-64D :D Teeth vs Chain gun and Hellfire? I know who's side I'm on
Ultramarine998 1 year ago
that part hector said:
-he's not gonna hurt me.
of course he isn't, he'll just bite your head off, idiot!!
leorohde123 1 year ago 2
@leorohde123 and throw it at the one girl haha
spyke403 1 year ago
Brendan Gleeson = Officer Fuck-Meat? I don't think so.
Micerwave 1 year ago
This movie isnt fake, its the orginial, leave ore watch it.
Fred8430 1 year ago
keep calm... its just... (a severed head)... lol
boobunny100 1 year ago
"If i had a dick this is where i'd tell you to suck it!!""" lolol.. betty white is hilarious
gossippguy 1 year ago 3
at 2:21 i said "huh,ok what she doing"
Then at 2:31 i said "DOSENT SHE KNOW THAT THERES A CROCADILE RIGHT THERE!,WITH THAT BIG FREAKEN HEAD"
Now at 2:48 i said" I wish i could hit that old lady in the head,poor animal about to get eaten" what the heck is wrong with that old lady!! ughhh
123agent101 1 year ago
A guy that passed up sex to see a man-eating alligator!? It's official...this movie is fake. (but still entertaining ;p)
Jexyss 1 year ago 2
lol, i wouldav gone for the sex in the helicopter. XD
AmericanMan44 1 year ago
@Jexyss well duh this movie is fake but the fact is not that but the fact that he is clearly GAY
Deathcat09 1 year ago
Tks for the upload
PhilippeThomas84 2 years ago
If i had a dick this is when Id tell you to suck it..officer fuck meat. lol i love this lady. Betty white is awesome
EdaBrrs 2 years ago 4
6:36 no kidding
theemporour 2 years ago 2
ROFL SHE KEEP GETTING HIT WITH HEADS XD
natayku 2 years ago 32
though her character was a psycopath, im glad they choose Betty White to play the lady who fed the croc :P lol
Evanstar8 2 years ago 36
the head has a snake in it wtf but nice i love it
kaijiex3 2 years ago
Well when Betty once to make a crime that involves a big freaken gator...She will, And she'll laugh about it later lol
christopherharvell66 2 years ago
i love the muppets instead of crappy cg
PatriotoftheNation 2 years ago 2
oh sick im gonna throw up 2:05
meme18melendez 2 years ago 2
awesome movie
"i keep getting hit with head"
i laugh,
sorry
battousaiblade 2 years ago 5